Strong Bad Email Intros

This article is about the list of all Strong Bad Email intros. For other uses, see Email Intros (disambiguation).

"And I'll never forget the way it was, grrrl!"

It has become a tradition for Strong Bad to make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song, usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them.

The Intros

Number	Email	Intro
1	some kinda robot	Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
2	homsar	I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
3	butt IQ	Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
4	homestar hair	I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
5	making out	Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
6	depressio	I check, you check, we all check for e... mail check... an email...
7	halloweener	I am going to check my email.
8	brianrietta	I remember the time when I checked my email.
9	i love you	I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
10	trevor the vampire	I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
11	i rule	Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
12	credit card	Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13	i she be	Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
14	duck pond	Must... check... email...
15	the basics	Everybody... check your email...
16	band names	Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
17	studying	Ohh! Electronic mail!
18	stand-up	Something has compelled me to check my email.
19	tape-leg	Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
20	spring cleaning	Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
21	cartoon	This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
22	sb email 22	{singing the background music of the first level ofDonkey Kong} Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
23	little animal	Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
24	the bird	Checkin' my email... Here at The Stick... That's pretty cool...
25	super powers	Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
26	CGNU	Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
27	3 wishes	I got an email. I got an awesome email.
28	1 step ahead	This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
29	superhero name	All these... emails... I don't understand.
30	12:00	I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
31	sugarbob	Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
32	flag day	Riballa diballa check email.
33	gimmicks	Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...
34	weird dream	Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems... [The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}] Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter... {The Cheat clicks the SB Email icon} Okay, here we go.
35	sisters	Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
36	guitar	Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
37	dullard	Mmmmm... fresh emails...
38	helium	Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll...
39	property of ones	Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
40	vacation	Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
41	invisibility	I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. {removes DORKS! sticky note} And don't need this anymore. {knocks away Tandy} For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! {Compy starts up} Okay, let's get to checking!
42	action figure	Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
43	little questions	All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
44	lures & jigs	I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
45	techno	It's the email, the email, what what, the email.
46	your friends	{clears throat} {in a clear voice} Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
47	new hands	Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
48	ghosts	Boy, is it ever Monday.
49	theme party	Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
50	50 emails	Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
51	website	Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
52	island	Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
53	comic	In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
54	morning routine	Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.
55	cheat talk	Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email.
56	current status	Oh! The email!
57	japanese cartoon	So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
58	dragon	Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female.
59	marzipan	There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
60	huttah!	Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
61	monster truck	Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
62	interview	Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
63	fingers	Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
64	english paper	Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
65	unused emails	Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails!
66	the show	Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
67	autobiography	This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
68	caper	strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
69	personal favorites	OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa--that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
70	big white face	Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
71	2 emails	What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
72	crazy cartoon	I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails.
73	mascot	Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
74	privileges	Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
75	funny	Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' [Compy 386: File Not Found.] uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' {email loads} uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
76	sibbie	Email! Email! Email! Email!
77	suntan	I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{clear voice} email.
78	anything	HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is {slowly, as he writes it with chalk} Homestar Runner. {erases it} Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
79	the process	My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
80	stunt double	Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
81	date	Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
82	impression	Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
83	labor day	Which email is your favorite? Mine is "the basics".
84	kids' book	Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
85	2 years	Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
86	no loafing	Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
87	mile	POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
88	couch patch	I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe. [Compy 386: Bad command or file name] What? Oh. no for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe. [Compy 386: Syntax error.] um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.nofoolin'. [Compy 386: Cut it out, you.] What the—! Don't give me none of that crosstalk! Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now on to... {sighs} on to the email.
89	local news	It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
90	colonization	Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
91	caffeine	And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
92	kind of cool	Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
93	army	Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
94	video games	Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.
95	the bet	Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
96	lackey	So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me.
97	monument	Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
98	stupid stuff	Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
99	different town	Check your email and check your email. {looped} Check your email and check your email.
100	flashback	ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!
101	car	The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool.
102	lunch special	Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
103	haircut	Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
104	theme park	Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
105	replacement	Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
106	dangeresque 3	Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...
107	cheatday	Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
108	pom pom	Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house.
109	crying	I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e- {realizes mistake} ...Oh. Never mind.
110	for kids	{playing Peasant's Quest} Let's see. Make friends with Kerrek. [Peasant's Quest: The Kerrek says he has enough friends already. And he doesn't like your short, short pants. ] What the-! Um... Buy Kerrek a cold one. [Peasant's Quest: The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead.] What?! Oh man... Stupid game! {quits} I guess I should do the thing that I do.
111	other days	I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
112	old comics	Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
113	pizzaz	Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
114	the facts	I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email.
115	time capsule	Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
116	extra plug	Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
117	montage	Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
118	virus	I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
119	animal	All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
120	radio	I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
121	part-time job	A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
122a	dreamail	Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...
122b	dreamail	OK, orchestra, hit it! Email me tonight!
123	origins	This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
124	secret recipes	Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
125	rock opera	Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC
126	best thing	You got to email, just to stay alive!
127	long pants	And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman?
128	rampage	Email, check it, come on, a-come on, y'all-a. Email check it, come on, a-come on, y'all!
129	garage sale	Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
130	do over	Strong Bad Email, makes money! Strong Bad Email, gets paid!
131	boring (really)	{rapping} Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!
132	modeling	Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!
133a	bottom 10	This email is making fun of you.
133b	bottom 10	Back out of my way, so I can check some email.
134	record book	Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...
135	lady...ing	{singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.
136	geddup noise	A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
137	bedtime story	I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. Checkin' my email!
138	space program	Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...
139	portrait	Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
140	high school	It's the email, baby, lunch juice!
141	death metal	Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email (ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh).
142	secret identity	Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
143	technology	Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!
144	narrator	I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
145	myths & legends	I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
146	pop-up	I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
147	lady fan	How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
148	disconnected	This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!
149	candy product	Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.
150	alternate universe	I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email.
151	senior prom	Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
152	isp	A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
153	redesign	Email is nice, habalubabulabada! Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
154	keep cool	I'll take you back to a time when email was king!
155	theme song	When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.
156	road trip	Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.
157	trading cards	A-when you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
158	cliffhangers	Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
159a	retirement	Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.
159b	retirement	There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
160	coloring	Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
161	4 branches	Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
162a	the chair	A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!
162b	the chair	Hey, hey, hey. It's email.
163	what i want	Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
164	looking old	{slowly} Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
165	strong badathlon	I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
166	unnatural	I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
167	the movies	Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
168	your funeral	Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
169	from work	Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
170	rough copy	Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email.
171	underlings	My email song! Where would I be without my email song?
172	more armies	Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
173	the paper	Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!
174	mini-golf	Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate!
175	concert	I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
176	hygiene	Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!
177	original	Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
178	bike thief	Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!
179	pizza joint	Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!
180	slumber party	Gary. I hope this email's from Gary.
181	web comics	Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
182	business trip	When I was sixteen, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
183	yes, wrestling	Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night.
184	diorama	I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.
185	nightlife	Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
186	environment	I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
187	winter pool	Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.
188	fan club	Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
189	pet show	Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.
190	licensed	Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.
191	buried	Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants?
192	shapeshifter	Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.
193	rated	My email is a cell phone. No it's not! My email is a CAR-phone! That's right.
193½	SBCG4AP Advertisement	Checkin' emails for money... is not funny.
194	specially marked	If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
195	love poems	Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
196	hiding	Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I'll wreck it!
197	your edge	Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.
198	magic trick	I'm gonna check my {grunt}, and then I'll check my {grunt} and then we'll turn it out.
199	being mean	I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.
200	email thunder	THE POOPSMITH: {singing} Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about. How can we face two hundred sbemails? The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak! STRONG BAD: Puke!
200½	April Fool 09	Having it out with an email, in the middle of the street in front of some tourists, please don't call the cops.
201	hremail 3184	Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!
202	imaginary	Checking emails at home from your work computer, it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.
203	independent	To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.
204	dictionary	Oh, people can you feel me? To email me? Also, please don't try to really feel me.
205	videography	Checkin' emails with boxing gloves: the sweet computer science.
206	sbemail 206	Emails are like Hot Pockets; they're full of garbage and cheese!
207	too cool	Let's not make a big deal out of this! It's just a little Strong Bad Email! Ring!
208	the next april fools thing	If I can't check my email, then how I'm supposed to live my life?

Introductions for DVD Emails

Number	Email	Intro
1	Greeting Cards	Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time!
2	E-mail Birds	Okay, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird-killing stone.
3	Videro Games	There comes a time, when we read a certain email.
4	Family Resemblence	Checkin' emails for a livin', a livin'. I'm checkin' emails for life.
5	Accent	Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this email.
6	Comic Book Movie	We love emails and girls love us! Now let me check my email 'cause it's gatherin' dust!

Introductions for SBCG4AP

With the exception of the first introduction, these introductions are not associated with checking a specific mail; rather, one of them plays at random each time Strong Bad sits down in front of the Lappy.

Homestar Ruiner

• I'm gonna check my email, my email, my email. I'm gonna check my what? {only when checking the first email}
• I'll kick you in the head, with my email boot.
• I'm checking emails from Awesome to Zawesome!
• I'm just over here checkin' my email and your breath smells real bad.
• Don't brag and boast, just put a little email all on your toast.
• Gimme the emails Lappy—shamalama dingalama domolama damow.
• When Strong Bad checks his email, a cute fish dies.

Strong Badia the Free

• I don't know what I've been told, email's best when it don't scroll. {only when checking the first email}

Baddest of the Bands

• In a world of stupid e-mails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
• When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!"
• E-mail. Ch-ch-choo-wih-choo-wih e-mail.
• {Starting soft, getting louder} E-mails, e-mails, e-mails, E-MAILS!
• 3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have e-mails.

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

• I guess I have a minute to spare and check one of these so-called... e-mails. Chi-ka wha!
• Lemme just check the Dangeresque Database to see if any new important missions have come in.
• I know I'm right in the middle of cracking a hard-boiled case, but I think I have time for an e-mail or two.
• I guess if I'm ever gonna learn to use this thing, I better start checking my e-mail.
• Even though I fight the law, but I also fight the crime, I still can't fight the urge to check a few e-mails.

8-Bit is Enough

• Stage One complete. Stage Two: e-mails.
• A lone space marine against an unstoppable army of zombie elves on the beaches of Normandy. His only weapon: e-mail.
• Strong Bad was a single guy who'd given up on love. But then he met... e-mails.
• E-MAIL BOSS FIGHT!

Exclusive to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack

• What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a life of pain. (2 emails outtake)
• What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a kick in the butt. (2 emails outtake)
• This is my new dance. Dedledeh, this is my new dance. Dedledeh, it's the email dance.
• {with instrumental backing} Checkin' emails in 2008! Strong Bad's 'bout to fit to regulate! (environment outtake)
• Ooh, it's been so long since I sang an email music... thing...
• And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check your wha, then you can {rhythmic mumbles}
• Nothin' like na-na-na's to get you through an email song. (possible secret recipes outtake)

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