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December

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
A thing of beauty. Thanks as always @deater78! You speaka my programming language. This tweet quotes @AppleIIBot, which displayed an image of Edgar with "PROGRAMED IN EDGAR'S MOM'S BASEMENT" beneath it. The commands for this to be generated were provided by @deater78. Fun Facts		30 Dec 2021🔗
	Oh, you know, prolly Zeenin' out past space Broiter Grove these days. This tweet is a reply to @JoseBer56296540, who replied to the previous Tweet asking how Limozeen was doing these days. Video Transcript {Limozeen's Space Machine is flying through space, passing by a road sign reading "Broiter Grove".}	29 Dec 2021🔗
	Now you too can totally reject Mary Palaroncini at the top of the key! The guitar center nerds would never tell you bout that secret secondary use! This tweet quotes @FootofaFerret, who shared a picture of a Epiphone Evolution, similar to the one frequently used by Gary Palaroncini (including in the "Because, It's Midnite" karaoke video).	29 Dec 2021🔗
Still waiting for an update. I’ll def let folks know as soon as we gots more info. In the meantime, I’ve been secretly stealing from Strong Sad’s ʎɥsoןs vinyl collection, melting the LP’s down and sending the molten vinyl to @fangamer. Mostly it just caught the mailbox on fire. This tweet is a reply to @kyluya, who asked about the Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits vinyl being restocked.		28 Dec 2021🔗
Maybe the Kerrek just won a round of MS Solitaire and that’s why he’s leavin’ rainbow trails. This tweet quotes @deater78, who posted another update on their fanmade Peasant's Quest Apple II port, with the Kerrek being implemented, however he leaves rainbow sprite trails.		26 Dec 2021🔗
Daaaaaaang! Lookit this hand made Casio-action Cheatsheet (blanket didn’t sound as cool). This tweet quotes @LFraleyBAC, who crocheted a The Cheat blanket.		26 Dec 2021🔗
Leaving this link here just in case any of you need Homestar’s refrain “I’m really sorry that I got you bad presents” today. This tweet links to Homestar Runner Presents: Presents on Songwhip.		25 Dec 2021🔗
This is Decemberween gift giving at its fine-dangedest! This tweet quotes @notweets_mcgee, whose son made a Trogdor mug, a metal Trogdor, and Homestar and Strong Bad Perler Beads for Decemberween.		25 Dec 2021🔗
Sadly, it turns out the algorithm isn’t interested in attracting "multi-severals" of viewers. This tweet is a reply to @jeremybyington, who replied to the [#1473701308804874243 DNA evidence Tweet] asking why Strong Bad hasn't gotten a Netflix special.		22 Dec 2021🔗
It's gettin so a wrestleman can’t tweet a simple DNA evidence gif without rampant speckalations! This tweet is a reply to @zeldavxa, who replied to the previous Tweet hoping it wasn't an NFT.		22 Dec 2021🔗
	Dangeresque only takes his DNA evidence hand swirled, not centrifuged. Fun Facts	22 Dec 2021🔗
Gaze upon the horror of The Coach Z of Townimus Prime! This tweet is a reply to @professorhazard, who drew a picture commissioned by @senorbooyah of Coach Z as the "pondering my orb" wizard, with Bubs in the background.		20 Dec 2021🔗
	Looks like Aunt Gert! This tweet is a reply to @Alex58304758, who said a ginger root looked like a rejected character.	10 Dec 2021🔗
	Last year I got to be a prestigious (short 'i' sound please) guest on those McBrotherMcBrothers' @MBMBaM Candlenights special. Check out my styles then go get tix for this year's in which I don't appear but will still be awesome and raise dollaz4chariteez. bit.ly/Candlenights20… Video Transcript {A title card with mistletoe saying "Candlenights by the fake fireside with STRONG BAD". The center of the card fades out and shows Puppet Strong Bad and Puppet The Cheat in front of a fake fireplace. Strong Bad is holding up a drink, and the music from Death Defying Decemberween playing} PUPPET STRONG BAD: Here in the Strong Household, we like to ring in the Candlenights by gathering around the fakest, least sincere fire we can find. {looks toward the fire} Ah! {Iris transition into a close up of the fake fireplace} PUPPET STRONG BAD: Just listen to the cozy hum of that electric motor, and the grandma's throat crackle of that orange cellophane. {Iris transition back to Strong Bad and The Cheat} PUPPET STRONG BAD: I also like to indulge in a glass of Mulled Ones. You can make them at home. {A index card with "Great Gammaw's Mulled one's appears on screen} PUPPET STRONG BAD:' That's 40 ounces of your favorite cold ones with the word "ice" in the name. {"40 oz watery domestic cold ones with "ice" in the name" is written on the index card} {A 40oz bottle for "Skunk Ones Ice!" appears on screen, with a picture of a skunk with human hands giving a thumbs up} PUPPET STRONG BAD: {written on index card} A teaspoon of ground cloves. {A teaspoon of ground cloves appears on screen} PUPPET STRONG BAD: And {written on index card} a teaspoon of ground CLOVIS points {stops writing} if you can find them. {A clovis point appears on screen before crumbling, afterwards the index card slides to the right and Strong Bad "drinks" the mulled one} PUPPET STRONG BAD: Mmm, you can really taste the megafauna. {The doorbell rings before Puppet Homestar walks in with his eyes sideways and tinsel around his neck} PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {monotone} Oh hello, I am the all powerful star king great and small. This year, if you manage to trim some of my tinsel beard, you win a hundred skee ball tickets. {in normal voice} Pretty great! {Cut back to Strong Bad} PUPPET STRONG BAD: Ew, I'm not trimming that tinsel chinstrap, though I do need a star to decorate my {cut to The Cheat looking at a red shrub} Trogdor's breath Candlenight shrub. {Cut back to Strong Bad} Lemmie see that thing! {shouts} {Strong Bad lunges at Homestar and tears his star off, which has red string on it. The sting from I Killed Pom Pom plays followed by the Ominous music} {Cut to Homestar} PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wah, WAAAH! It's like ripping my lungs out! {Cut to Strong Bad as he shakes the star} PUPPET STRONG BAD: AHH! I didn't think there'd be guts! WAAAAAH! {Strong Bad shakes even more} {Cut to Homestar, but now his eyes are normal} PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Naw, I'm just messing with ya, it's Tweezzlérs! {Cut back to Strong Bad} PUPPET STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Tweezzlérs. {Cut to another title card reading "It's Candlenights Homestarlie Brown!"} NARRATOR: It's Candlenights Homestarlie Brown is brought to you by {title card changes to read "Pullintimes Tweezzlérs". With pictures of two shades of red Twizzlers} Pullintimes Tweezzlérs. Available in {with gaps between words} two different shades of red. {Cut to Strong Bad eating the Tweezzlérs} PUPPET STRONG BAD: These are pretty good. {Cut to Homestar also eating the Tweezzlérs} PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {with mouth full} Yeah, good star guts. PUPPET STRONG BAD: {from offscreen} Don't call them that.	10 Dec 2021🔗
	There have been technology tests but the amount of dongles and adapters required to get Vtoobin on my current Lappier caused 12 fire hazards and 2 rashes. This tweet quotes @CJDaMocha, who asked when Strong Bad is gonna become a VTuber Video Transcript STRONG BAD: I get to play so great comin' up here. {The game Weird Dreams fades in, with the protagonist falling into a rusty cotton candy machine} STRONG BAD: Here we go {singing} doletet doo delete det doo, don't forget to duck, watch out for that stick. Get the blood platelets or your head will explode. {The stick hits the protagonist and his head expands before exploding} STRONG BAD: WEEEE! {game fades out}	8 Dec 2021🔗
I’m not doing the “I’m not crying, you’re crying” thing YOU'RE doing the "I'm not crying, you’re crying” thing!! This tweet quotes @DeakSheb, who drew a Teenage Strong Mad, Li'l Strong Bad, Li'l Strong Sad, and a young The Cheat sleeping together		6 Dec 2021🔗
I didn’t ask you for that. That misspelled imposter account did. But it still rules/is horrifying. This tweet is a reply to @JamesCh80826048, who drew a Transformer of The Cheat turning into Trogdor, asked to do so by a fake Strong Bad Twitter account.		6 Dec 2021🔗
	Hmm. Not ignoring. Just never sold any Pom Pom blankets so I wasn't sure what you were talk'n'bout. There's this ancient Pom Pom desktop wallpaper tile. Might make some good sheets. old.homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/pom… This tweet is a reply to @Terdle08, who was complaining about Strong Bad ignoring his fans from 2000, and asking if he could resell a Pom Pom blanket that they claim to have.	6 Dec 2021🔗
You can totally play it solo! That’s mostly what Strong Sad does! If you’ve got Tabletop Simulator you can try out @MarcusRaven86's awesome mod to see if you like it. This tweet links to the Trogdor! The Board Game mod on Steam Community. This tweet is a reply to @Valtgaming, who replied to the previous Tweet and said they want to play Trogdor! The Board Game but have no one to play it with.		3 Dec 2021🔗
	3rd day in a row of merch-related crap but Trogdor!! The Board Game is finally BACK IN STOCK! homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/fr… Image Transcript ARCHER 1: So are we supposed to be hiding behind rocks, or, like popping out of the ground of summat? ARCHER 2: Shut up and get arrowed-ing!	3 Dec 2021🔗
	You mean like this? The other side has Homestar's "everything is fine. nothing is ruined" note on it. This tweet is a reply to @KyLeggiero, who replied to the [#1466420723845672964 Teespring Tweet] saying they wished there was a Compy 386 pillow with the flagrant error from the email virus.	2 Dec 2021🔗
Fixed it. Should be back up for sale again! This tweet is a reply to @HigHurtenflurst, who replied to the [#1466420723845672964 Teespring Tweet] and lamented that the Strong Badia flag was out of stock.		2 Dec 2021🔗
Fixed it! Flag should be back up for sale. Take that, print-on-demand interface weirdness! This tweet is a reply to @KyLeggiero, who replied to the previous Tweet saying Strong Bad is an expert of the supply chain.		2 Dec 2021🔗
Weirdtime. Trying to figure this out. It’s print-on-demand! Nothing’s even supposed to be “in stock” until you order it! This tweet is a reply to @TheTeacher26, who replied to the previous Tweet and stated the Strong Badia flags were out of stock.		2 Dec 2021🔗
	More gift crap ideas! Use code HOLIDAY15 today only for 15% off everything in my print-on-demand store. Pillows, pint glasses, ugly Decemberween sweatshirts! https://teespring.com/stores/strong-...	2 Dec 2021🔗
Trogdor is locked in battle with the Global Shipping Crisis but we're hoping he will make landfall soon! (meaning more have been printed/ordered. anybody's guess when the shipping container will show up) This tweet is a reply to @alternateshade, who replied to the [#1466122511523848197 Decemberween free shipping Tweet] and asked if Trogdor! The Board Game would be restocked.		1 Dec 2021🔗
Sadly the vinyl reprint is a continuing casualty of the global vinyl shortage. I'll holler real squealie-like as soon as we know any details. But man, was that one great day of having a purchasable vinyl version of my record a year ago! This tweet is a reply to @goodolmkymccor and @CorndogNinja, both replying to the previous Tweet, the former of which asking if there is any news on the Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits vinyl, and the latter saying Fangamer is better to ask.		1 Dec 2021🔗
	Get the Strong Bad fan in your life some official crap this Decemberween! 8 years of cartoons on 6 dvds! CCDO's pvc figurines! Meeples! homestore-runner.myshopify.com Use code FREESHIPPINGTODAY! for free US and Canada shipping today and tomorrow!	1 Dec 2021🔗

November

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
	I dunno bout the rest of the painting, but THIS is def a dog. We've reached DEFDOG-1. This tweet is a reply to @deater78, who showed another image from their Peasant's Quest Apple II port, with pixel art of a "Dogs Playing Magic: The Nerdening" painting.	30 Nov 2021🔗
They’re delicious! Probably! I'm thinking a molasses and oat-based dough with chunks of candied ginger in it. Then you cram a half ring of crystallized pineapple on top and bake until it reaches an internal temperature of not-make-puke! This tweet is a reply to @aalgar, who quoted the [#1465762815071895560 Fan 'Stumes 2021 Tweet] excited about the Pineapple Partside-Out Problems mentioned in the toon.		30 Nov 2021🔗
Drone footage, mecha-Strong Sad, and a cost/benefit analysis of the import/export of potash. Fun Facts		30 Nov 2021🔗
	A new post-Thanksgiving tradition! It's the 2021 Fan 'Stumes Commentary! Did YOUR taped-on star make the cut? Watch it here in Flash like 'twere 2006: homestarrunner.com/toons/fan-stum…	30 Nov 2021🔗
You mean make a point and click Awexome Cross adventure game?!! That’s a fantastic idea! With roguelite elements and procedural timeloops! And crafting and farming prolly! This tweet is a reply to @Emerald70302639, who replied to the [#1460389521728618501 Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet], asking if Videlectrix could do Stinkoman and Awexome Cross next.		16 Nov 2021🔗
This here thing! This tweet links to Halloween Hide & Seek on itch.io. This tweet is a reply to @Pegasis76, who replied to the [#1460389521728618501 Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet], confused about the Halloween point n’ click Strong Bad was talking about.		15 Nov 2021🔗
Are you kiddin?! The HTML5 version of Trogdor had a burst sticker on the box that literally said "NEGLIGIBLE GRAPHICAL IMPROVEMENTS!!" as a promo! This tweet is a reply to @mystman12, who replied to the [#1460389521728618501 Dangeresque Roomisode Tweet], saying they’d be willing to help make negligible graphical improvements.		15 Nov 2021🔗
I should clarify that "modern formats" mostly just means "an actually playable format" or maybe just "not flash." Who knows if Videlectrix could navigate the approval process for mobile or console releases. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.		15 Nov 2021🔗
	After the mild success (and mild sauce) of the point n' click Halloween game, Videlectrix is busy porting the Dangeresque Roomisode to modern formats. They’ve restored some puzzles from the cutting room floor to include gripping filing cabinet gameplay! Video Transcript {The cursor mouses over the cabinet before clicking on it, causing Dangeresque to walk over to it. He then opens the drawer before turning around to face the screen.} DANGERESQUE: {text only} Let’s fraudulently file some taxes!	15 Nov 2021🔗
	Forgot the best part! This airbrush-ish t-shirt comes with a free airbrush-ish Takin' A Break magnet! Tape this thing to your boss’s forehead next time they ask you to come in on the weekend! Especially if your boss is a robot since it might erase its brain! This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	15 Nov 2021🔗
	Remember Strong Badia in ‘94?! You were there! We pushed the tire onto its side and turned it into a hot tub so we could dump hotel shampoo and cream soda into it and watch it overflow! This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	15 Nov 2021🔗
	All types of crazy crap! Lookit all this new merch @fangamer made! Beanies! Scarves! Lenticular pins! Airbrush-style Spring Break t-shirts! It’s all here!! fanga.me/r/fanga-dot-me...	15 Nov 2021🔗
This is a retweet of @Fangamer, which announced a new batch of Homestar Runner merchandise on Fangamer.		15 Nov 2021🔗
Weirdly, it’s from the “webcomic” sbemail. Admittedly, it’s kind of a hard left turn the sbemail makes at the end. Prolly some jokes I really wanted to make but never found the right sbemail so I crammed em in here: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/181-w... This tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who asked which email had the Thy Dungeonman cartoon in which the commands have arms and legs.		14 Nov 2021🔗
This is a retweet of @Fangamer, who advertised five days of upcoming new merch, including Homestar Runner merch on Monday, 15 November.		11 Nov 2021🔗
No, not exactly, but a couple of the ideas therein may show up in a future official expansion if the globular shipping crisis gives me a break! This tweet is a reply to @tweeterisawful, who asked if the Book of Haldo rules ever got out of beta.		10 Nov 2021🔗
Bubs was last seen in the vicinity of the KOT’s castle. This tweet is a reply to @Ganmorgwashere, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and asked where Bubs was ingame.		10 Nov 2021🔗
Maybe if/when the globular shipping crisis improves. This tweet is a reply to @GoldenSpongeBo1, who asked if the Kick The Cheat dolls would be restocked.		9 Nov 2021🔗
	(no text) This tweet is a reply to @GoldenFrank, who replied to the previous Tweet saying Haldo.	8 Nov 2021🔗
Oh man! They made sure to include my fave jerky Videlectrix interactions in all of Peasant’s Quest! What other game includes the commands, "Knock until knuckles bleed" and "Cut off arms, legs, and head?!" This tweet quotes @deater78 who posted another update on their fanmade Peasant's Quest Apple II port showing off the commands of "Knock until knuckles bleed" and "Cut off arms, legs, and head".		8 Nov 2021🔗
Here’s how you remember how to spell Fhqwhgads! Just listen to my much maligned and scoffed at follow up sequel song “Let’s Fhqwhgads Again.” It chants the spelling at you multiple times! This tweet links to Let's Fhqwhgads Again on Songwhip. This tweet is a reply to @trott and @SanteKlees, the former saying his sister sent him a text and spelled Fhqwhgads correctly, and the latter suggesting to Google Fhqwhgads and copy paste it to spell it correctly.		8 Nov 2021🔗
	Clearly THIS is the pillow everyone wants. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	6 Nov 2021🔗
Seeing a lotta Compy requests. We talkin 386 startup logo? Flagrant System Error? Shotgunned? A sbemail? Edgar? So many options for what's on the screen! This tweet is a reply to the pillows Tweet.		5 Nov 2021🔗
	Sad news. No navy blue mug option. Either white mug with blue background or black mug. Also trying to find that "soup, not coffee" font. This tweet is a reply to @lost_painting, who replied to the previous Tweet posting a picture of the mugs from Hremail 62 and Hremail 2000 asking if they could be sold as well.	5 Nov 2021🔗
	Getting dumb with print-on-demand pillows. What/who else in my universe is vaguely squarish? ...s-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/pillows	5 Nov 2021🔗
Lookit those Items of Trogdor!! Those are incredible! And even seeing it in real life, I STILL don’t know exactly what a Super Trinket is or does! This tweet is a reply to @Ashley84046563, who posted a fan costume of a burninated peasant and Keeper of Trogdor, homemade items of Trogdor, and a Trogdor pumpkin.		3 Nov 2021🔗
	Instead you had to invisible ink marker your way through one of these type things: This tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who replied to the previous Tweet and said they could have beaten King's Quest III if Twitter was around back then.	3 Nov 2021🔗
It just needs to get brown(ed) This tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek update Tweet and asked how to cook the punkin.		3 Nov 2021🔗
Maybe the 10th isn't what you think! This tweet is a reply to @HiDefLoMein, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek update Tweet and was stuck on the 10th secret objective.		3 Nov 2021🔗
Looks like you have the whole game highlighted with your cursor. Try and click somewhere outside the game window. This tweet is a reply to @OneAndOnlyDanky, who replied to the previous Tweet and posted a picture of Halloween Hide & Seek completely tinted red.		3 Nov 2021🔗
	Videlectrix quietly updated the ween game last night: -Double click to make Homestar RUN -Footstep sound effects -Pause button that doesn't break the game! -A new secret hidden objective with dumb rewards! videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween	3 Nov 2021🔗
	Man, Marzipan really blew it by not dressing up as this character from @DoubleFine's Broken Age this year. All's she had to do was, like, let her hair down and wear a giant bird nest as pants!	2 Nov 2021🔗
Videlectrix claimed that stop motion didn't count as graphics. The angry one kept screaming "I didn't say 'good clay-phics!!' I said 'good graaah-phics!'" and was throwing plasticine all over the place! This tweet is a reply to @skerpentine, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and was shocked Homsar didn't dress up as a character from The Neverhood.		1 Nov 2021🔗
Don't worry, it's official. The t-shirt is celebrating the overall concept of Witch's Brew while only Homestar's shady bootleg stuff is spelled "Brüe." Homebrüe. Homestarbrüe. This tweet is a reply to @PieceOfHannah and @nathew, the former posting herself wearing a Witch's Brew shirt, unsure if it was official, and the latter asking if it should be spelled "brüe".		1 Nov 2021🔗

October

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
Then look backward to Homestar Runner during Halloween instead, here's the Halloween game Videlectrix made this year: This tweet links to Halloween Hide & Seek on itch.io. This tweet is a reply to @JustGrayson_, who said they missed looking forward to Halloween toons.		31 Oct 2021🔗
Not optimized for mobile. Music and sound effects but no voice. This tweet is a reply to @Draexzhan, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and asked if there was supposed to be sound.		31 Oct 2021🔗
Dang! Is that some fhqwhfanart behind you?! This tweet is a reply to @0lgatron, who who submitted their Strong Bad fan costume, with artwork of a scene from Everybody to the Limit behind them.		31 Oct 2021🔗
Videlectrix felt that making you walk back and forth through that long scrolly spooky woods screen was true to styles accurate frustration enough. This tweet is a reply to @GruntdoesArt, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the styles were in their head.		31 Oct 2021🔗
You should still be able to use the punkin on the cursed earth the pile of whatsit leaves behind. Even with the trampo in place or the painting still on the ground. This tweet is a reply to @GruntdoesArt, who replied to the [#1454248851771101187 Halloween Hide & Seek announcement] mentioning how the player would be softlocked if they shoveled the whatsit pile too early, in the style of old adventure games.		31 Oct 2021🔗
The good old Homestar Runner Wiki has you covered: hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Ba... This tweet is a reply to @coolmagnet, who replied to the [#1454248851771101187 Halloween Hide & Seek announcement] and asked what Strong Bad's costume on the title screen of Halloween Hide & Seek was.		31 Oct 2021🔗
Watch the original old toon here if'n you want: youtu.be/yiuW1wPXiPc Get/stream the song here if you're into that kinda thing: This tweet links to 3 Times Halloween Funjob on Songwhip. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.		31 Oct 2021🔗
	Today, let's remember how one time Strong Sad's fave indie crock band covered and added lyrics to the theme song from the old ween toon "3 Times Halloween Funjob" for some reason. Let's see if we can get it to sync up Floyd-style with some creative editing: Video Transcript See 3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)	31 Oct 2021🔗
	Bout as cursed as this. This tweet is a reply to @SonVoid3201, who said that they think of Homestar Runner being part of the Disney zeitgiest due to The Brothers Chaps' involvement in multiple Disney shows, and also asked if this thought is cursed.	30 Oct 2021🔗
Costume too awesome… must resist urge to comment now… must save it… for costume… commentary! This tweet is a reply to @HarrisRoberts, who submitted a photo of their Cranjegg costume.		30 Oct 2021🔗
Those will come in the paid DLC pack in six months. But that only includes Homestar's voice. You can buy everybody else's voices one syllable at a time with microtransactional pizz points! This tweet is a reply to @Lucoshi, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and complained about the lack of voices in the game.		30 Oct 2021🔗
Thanks for finding! Forwarding to Videlectrix 1 and 2! They say they're going to try and "graphic over it." This tweet is a reply to @Zerukin, who replied to the Halloween Hide & Seek Tweet and reported the bug causing the inventory to vanish after pausing.		29 Oct 2021🔗
The Videlectrixes tell me that WebGL is not optimized for mobile styles and you should try on a Compy or Lappy instead. This tweet is a reply to @Janeandhermedia, who replied to the previous Tweet and reported that Halloween Hide & Seek displayed incorrectly on Android.		29 Oct 2021🔗
	This tweet was pinned. Happy Friggin Ween! Instead of a toon this year it's a playable game! How many obscure adventure game costumes can YOU recognize? videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween	29 Oct 2021🔗
	This tweet was pinned. Just a quick Halloween news update from your dependable local news team! Video Transcript See Action Cool News-oween Report	27 Oct 2021🔗
	Oh man, if only Thy Dungeonman had that level of graphical mastery! Imagine getting to actually SEE Dennis!! It'd be like Infocomics level! This tweet is a reply to @TheBurlison, who posted an image of Cranston Manor entering the command of "Get Flask". Image Transcript The guy is Dennis He is not proud of his past, but he has a second chance. A second jimber jam	24 Oct 2021🔗
No no. I appreciate you thinkin of your fave outdated, downgraded, rarely updated website! (most of it'll even work on your phone now!) This tweet is a reply to @PaulJSorensen, who replied to the previous Tweet saying "Hooray! I'm an idiot!"		20 Oct 2021🔗
Already didat. This tweet is a reply to @PaulJSorensen, who notified Strong Bad about Ruffle.		20 Oct 2021🔗
	Remember in the late aughts when punkin stencils got all fancy? There's occasional Homestar commentary and even a hidden easter egg thing. Checka here: homestarrunner.com/ween-stencils	16 Oct 2021🔗
Gimme a bit to dig through this moldy pile of swfs and I'll hook you up! This tweet is a reply to @DJCaptainPicard, who asked if Strong Bad had a link to the Punkin Stencils.		12 Oct 2021🔗
Yes, please. This tweet is a reply to @JamesCh80826048, who drew a Transformers: Beast Wars-esque Trogdor figure that transformed into Strong Bad.		12 Oct 2021🔗
I have responded! These are fantastic! Tell her to tape them to dad's forehead whilst he slumbers! This tweet is a reply to @PBAndAwesome, who posted pictures of drawing his daughter made of the main characters, with his daughter asking if Strong Bad had responded to the Tweet.		11 Oct 2021🔗
Oh dang! Save your scrolly thumb next time and stream the song from any of your fave streamins services: This tweet links to Rhythm N' Health from Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3 on Songwhip. This tweet is a reply to @PBAndAwesome, who quoted the Rhythm N' Health tweet saying his kids wanted to see it and that it took a lot of scrolling to reach.		7 Oct 2021🔗
	The Cheat says he phoned this one in but I think it's prey grey. I can totally see this guy showing up in StrongBadZone. His Scutes Asplode! Day 7 of @JanelleCShane's #botober2021 drawing prompts: 4D Stegosaurus.	7 Oct 2021🔗
	Sever your galleon! Day 6 is the greatest day of @JanelleCShane's Botober art prompts: "Fricken WHALE."	6 Oct 2021🔗
	#Botober2021 Day 5: Adventurous Stone Chickens. The Cheat dug deep for this one!	5 Oct 2021🔗
	I get goose-related bumps every time I hear it! This tweet is a reply to @Krud, who replied to the previous Tweet mentioning the Cheat Commandos catchphrase "Buy all our playsets and toys!"	4 Oct 2021🔗
'Tis a thing of grandma's house-smelling beauty! Now what made up adage do we all think the inevitable furly banner beneath it should have on it? This tweet quotes @CraftingGeek, who posted the completed version of their previously mentioned The Cheat cross-stitch.		4 Oct 2021🔗
	There we go. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	4 Oct 2021🔗
I knew he reminded me of someone! Now who wants to wants to make some sprites for a custom .wad?! This tweet links to a picture of a Demon from Doom on the Doom Wiki. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.		4 Oct 2021🔗
	The Cheat somehow makes the Red Steckled Elbermung worse with Day 4 of @JanelleCShane's Botober neural net-generated drawing prompts "Sluggalope." Join in and see what monstrosities YOU can produce: aiweirdness.com/botober2021/ #botober2021 #monstrosity #doyouknowthetimes	4 Oct 2021🔗
This project is a constant delight! The dithery transition from Trogdor's closed mouth to his burninating mouth is perfect! And his new S.A.M. voice is extra Black Lodge-y! This tweet is a reply to @deater78, who posted another update on their Apple II version of Peasant's Quest with Trogdor voiced by Software Automatic Mouth.		4 Oct 2021🔗
	Botober Day 3: "The Roars of Roosters." To The Cheat, this can mean only one thing... Country Dish Towel!! @JanelleCShane#botober2021	3 Oct 2021🔗
I was trying to think of something that rhymed with "stars" but "7 layer bars" just didn't have the oomph I was lookin for. Oh wait, shoulda been "full of lard." This tweet is a reply to @Bitterman59, who replied to the previous Tweet referencing the "full of stars" quote from2001: A Space Odyssey.		2 Oct 2021🔗
	"Rainbow Space Walrus." Day 2 of The Cheat drawing @JanelleCShane's Botober art prompts. This is clearly what happens to the KOT after he flies into the monolith. #botober2021	2 Oct 2021🔗
Oh man! And you gave him that lady's hair from season 2 of Techrobocrosspeada! I always loved her coiffure… for sure! This tweet is a reply to @LaurelSamuelson, who drew fanart of Stinkoman for Inktober. Fun Facts		1 Oct 2021🔗
	The Cheat decided to participate in @JanelleCShane's neural net-generated Botober drawing prompts. Day 1 is "Opossumsaurus." Feel free to join in: aiweirdness.com/botober2021/	1 Oct 2021🔗

September

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It's true. Brother Graw Mad thinks our wicker cornucopias are an obscure seasonal corn snack called "Ultra-Bugles" which he pretends to play a little song with before chomping them down whole. This tweet is a reply to @NealSilvester, who replied to the previous Tweet expressing concern about when Strong Mad comes through the kitchen.		25 Sep 2021🔗
Such wholesome Cheatbundance! This tweet quotes @CraftingGeek, who posted an update on their previously mentioned The Cheat cross-stitch.		25 Sep 2021🔗
Only during rain delays. This tweet is a reply to @DanDBradley, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Matlock ever interrupted a Sbemail.		8 Sep 2021🔗
	Here's some better quality profile pics for ya, @DaleMurphy3. Now can I please have a lifetime supply of delicious Kinnett Ice Cream? This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	8 Sep 2021🔗
Homestar saw this and he kinda misunderstood what it meant. He just ran around yelling "Oh. MAN! Dale Mouphy finally upgraded to FilePicPro! He was stuck with FilePic Free Trial Version for so long! Congrats Mouph!" This tweet quotes @DaleMurphy3, who changed his profile picture to a picture of Homestar Runner's Dale Murphy costume from Haunted Photo Booth.		8 Sep 2021🔗
	Total. Wish my eyes were green gumballs that are frozen and hollow and are chewable for exactly 8 seconds. This tweet is a reply to @genoforprez, who replied to @phoenixxcc's Tweet and said the paint by number looked like a Salvador Dalí painting or melting ice cream truck Strong Bad.	7 Sep 2021🔗
Looks like I'm in the middle of a bad shape tween! This tweet is a reply to @phoenixxcc, who posted a picture of a paint by number that has a passing resemblance to Strong Bad.		7 Sep 2021🔗
The world needs this on Country Dish Towels at once! Please keep me apprised and appraised of your a-progress! This tweet quotes @CraftingGeek, who said they were finally gonna work on the cross-stitch pattern of The Cheat in a cornucopia they posted in February.		7 Sep 2021🔗
I watch this project with the anticipation of a drank-too-much-soy-sauce-fueled moon landing! This tweet is a reply to @deater78, who posted another update on their Apple II version of Peasant's Quest.		4 Sep 2021🔗

August

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old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas... This tweet is a reply to @Discour00593510, who pointed out that TROGDOR! wasn't playable on the current site.		29 Aug 2021🔗
We gotta get you and Videlectrix in touch with @LimitedRunGames for an official boxed 5 1/4" floppy version! How many disks will it have to fit on (say 12! Say 12!!!)? This tweet is a reply to @deater78, who replied to the previous Tweet and explained why the screen transitions were that way.		25 Aug 2021🔗
This is just beautiful! That transition between screens! Videlectrix 1 will be so proud! This tweet quotes @deater78, who posted more footage of their custom Peasant's Quest Apple II port, with fade transitions between the different screens.		25 Aug 2021🔗
	"Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot?" Thanks for kickin off 20 years of sbemails, Abdi, wherever you are.	22 Aug 2021🔗
Oh man! But once you let it age to legit grodalated status, it triples in value!! And pairs great with cured meats or maybe fig jam on lavash! This tweet is a reply to @hojukoolander, who posted an old Strong Bad t-shirt from 2004 and mentioned not wearing it too much so it didn't become "grodalated".		21 Aug 2021🔗
Go for the corner cottage first! Don't forget you can use some Keepers' and Items' abilities during the Countryside Phase (I suggest Ring of Voip!). And definitely don't forget the Soundboard and Rulebook Album while you play! Have a fun! Have 2 funs! trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/ This tweet is a reply to @CollectorClint, who just got Trogdor!! The Board Game and asked for tips.		19 Aug 2021🔗
That's some quality birthdayin' right there! The authentic soundtrack is the best part! This tweet is a reply to @Magoogalicious, who set up a party with a "Pin the Beefy Arm on Trogdor" game while singing the Skills of an Artist song.		16 Aug 2021🔗
I know, I know. Sadly now the issue is that the original Stinkosource files for all that Stinkomusic have been lost to Stinkotime. This tweet is a reply to @Spat856, who replied to a Tweet from March of last year about a Videlectrix album being released after Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10, which hasn't happened yet.		16 Aug 2021🔗
Aw man. Sorry you lost thems. These were always just leftovers from the Trogdor the Board Game Kickstarter. No plans to reorder. I didn't even realize they sold out! This tweet is a reply to @MaggieArdiente, who lost the Enamel Pin Set and asked if they would be restocked.		16 Aug 2021🔗
Yes. Go to HomestarRunner.com and watch the cartoons. They work again. Most of them. This tweet is a reply to @LeahAdai, who replied to the World Games Tweet and asked if there was a way to view the website as it was before support for Flash Player was dropped, including the Easter eggs.		13 Aug 2021🔗
I think this might actually just be a copy of "Videlectrix Copy Protection Simulator" which was a short demo designed to get PC gamers accustomed to how frustrating things were going to be for the next several years. Nice find! This tweet quotes @deater78, who made a custom Apple II version of Peasant's Quest which featured very little gameplay before going to a copy protection screen.		13 Aug 2021🔗
	And this one!! I mean, come ON!! This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	11 Aug 2021🔗
	Every once in a twice I like to look back at this in-process mastery from @SmallBuStudio. Even at this stage, it blows-a my mind!	11 Aug 2021🔗
This is incredible! Is this crocheted? Knit? Latch hook? Slip thatch? Cross cheese? Thortch crimp?! I must know!! This tweet quotes @LFraleyBAC, who crocheted a blanket with Strong Bad and Homestar on it.		8 Aug 2021🔗
	The only world games you should be following are these gorgeous CGA ones from Epyx Games' 1986 classic World Games! Please insert Disk 4 of 12! Whole thing here: youtube.com/watch?v=IDUcMB... Video Transcript See Disk 4 of 12 - World Games	6 Aug 2021🔗
This is a retweet of @CarlDoonan, who drew a bunch of Homestar characters on a white board, including the 12 main characters, Marshie, the Drive-Thru Whale, the Jibblies Painting, The Goblin, Sweet Cuppin' Cakes characters, Trogdor, the Teen Girl Squad with Mrs. Commanderson, The Jolly Dumple, Stinkoman and The Cheatball, The Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Señor with Mr. Bland and The Robot, The Stick, Frank Benedetto, the Visor Robot with The Sad Kids, and Humidibot.		2 Aug 2021🔗

July

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I was wondering the same thing! Punk Homestar-themed homepage page maybe? But then it looks like there's a golf hole in the background. Maybe both! This tweet is a reply to @MamboCat84, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the second image was Homestar with a messy mohawk.		31 Jul 2021🔗
	'Member back in 1999 when you made websites with pencil and paper? Imagine what kinda alternate universe we'd all be living in if "characters" had come BEFORE "games!!" Staggering!	31 Jul 2021🔗
To the GNC. Prolly to stock up on Total Load. This tweet is a reply to @particalman1016, who replied to the previous Tweet and expressed that they liked the unused lyrics of Showdown, also asking what's with the sweat and grease lyric, and where Strong Bad is going.		30 Jul 2021🔗
	Found an ancient copy of the rarely heard lyrics to Limozeen's version of "Today is Alright 4 2Nite" which Larry can't seem to remember in this live performance: youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs?t=… Image Transcript A photo of a sheet of paper with writing in black and blue pen. The title "Alright 4 2Nite" is written to the right of the lyrics. AlRiGHT 4 2NiTe workin the docks workin the mines workin the check-out li-ines when you're so young and you're so young Folks kicked you out boss kicked you in jimmyohnny wants you to move in with him and you're so young and you're so young work on your truck work on your vette just workin for your next paycheck and you're so young and youre so young started a band practice @ 5 just somethin' to make you feel alive so young To the right, lyrics for Showdown are written in a separate box: SHOWDOWN guts guts+might liftin weights & Feelin alrigh[t] strength strength + grease headin' down to the G[...] sweat sweat & musk wearin' a speedo and livin it up	30 Jul 2021🔗
	I gotta say, 3D renders outta PicoCAD just might be as advanced as I ever need graphics to get. I want the edges of all objects to look like they could slice through a butternut squash. #pico8 #picocad	21 Jul 2021🔗
Love this! The only inaccuracy is Graw Mad. He prefers to chew on the squishy rubbery flexi-scraunch part of the joystick, not the cord. This tweet quotes @drawabigfart, who drew Strong Mad, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheat, and Strong Sad playing a video game with Atari joysticks, with Strong Mad chewing on the cord.		19 Jul 2021🔗
Yes!! I've always wanted to be a weapon wielded by a mech that's piloted by an android that's battling medusas and whatnot! This tweet is a reply to @CaptainLinguini, who created a club shaped like Strong Bad in Panzer Paladin.		16 Jul 2021🔗
(psst! it was tried. no takers. if only your children were network execs!!) This tweet is a reply to @elibolin, who said that his kids are obsessed with the Panda Bractice shorts in Two More Eggs, saying it could become a full series.		16 Jul 2021🔗
I mean, I still am, like, on the inside. But then again, aren't we all? This tweet is a reply to @GabePuratekuta, who replied to the previous tweet asking about Strong Bad not being a lizard in a mask.		14 Jul 2021🔗
	Congrats to @craigzobel --the man who almost made me and Homestar look like this-- on his many Emmy nom-noms today!	12 Jul 2021🔗
Sadly the original tracks have been lost to time. Videlectrix is trying to upsample the super compressed mp3's but I'm not holding my digital breath. This tweet is a reply to @exuviator, replied to the Bandcamp Tweet and asked if the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack would be added.		12 Jul 2021🔗
You don't have to wait! It's right here: strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/feed-the... This is all they ever recorded! The band almost broke up mid-song due to infighting over na na's vs. doot doo's! This tweet links to Feed the Childrens on Bandcamp This tweet is a reply to @Morokt, who replied to the previous tweet excited for the song Feed the Childrens.		12 Jul 2021🔗
	As soon as Space Larry wakes up from cryosleep!! This tweet is a reply to @MonkeyDLandon, who replied to the Bandcamp Tweet asked when the announced Limozeen album would come out.	12 Jul 2021🔗
There's a global vinyl backup! Hopefully late(r) summer! This tweet is a reply to @carefreeb0mb, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked when the Strong Bad Sings vinyl would restock.		12 Jul 2021🔗
	Hey audiophiliacs, by popular demand I finally sent my discography to Bandcamp this summer. It improved its paradiddle speed and learned how to do that kazoo thing with a blade of grass! strongbadactual.bandcamp.com	12 Jul 2021🔗
And thou will knowest him by the majesty of his stitchins! This tweet quotes @snively, who made a crossstitch Trogdor.		11 Jul 2021🔗
	Let's hear it one time for the freaking music from Where's An Egg?. I want DJ Teh Cheat to cut me up a megamix. Video Transcript {The bank is clicked on, with the mechanic with beer. The egg is asked about, the mechanic replies with a cat. The beer is asked about, the mechanic replies with a happy face. The mechanic is asked about, the mechanic replies with a happy face. The cat is asked about, the mechanic replies with butler} {Goes back to the main screen. The beach is clicked on, with the old woman with a bomb. The egg is asked about, the old woman replies with forest. The cat is asked about, the old woman responds with the red haired boy. The beer is asked about, the old woman replies with the art museum. The bomb is asked about, the old woman replies with happy face.} {Goes back to the main screen. The art museum is clicked on, with the red hat man with a wrench. The egg is asked about, the red hat man replies with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the red hat man replies with a desert. The cat is asked about, the red hat man replies with the red haired boy. The bomb is asked about, the red hat man replies with the city. The wrench is asked about, the red hat man replies with a happy face.} {Goes back to the main screen. The desert is clicked on, with the red haired boy with a strawberry. The cat is asked about, the red haired boy replies with the bank. The beer is asked about, the red haired boy replies with the butler. The cat is asked about again, with the same response. The butler is asked about, the red haired boy replies with pencil. The egg is asked about, the red haired boy replies with a question mark.} {Goes back to the main screen. The bridge is clicked on, with the butcher with a slingshot. The egg is asked about, the butcher replies with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the butcher replies with the mechanic. The bomb is asked about, the butcher replies with the old woman. The cat is asked about, the butcher responds with the blonde woman. The blonde woman is asked about, the butcher responds with the park. The egg is asked about again, with the same response} {Goes back to the main screen. The aquarium is clicked on, with John McEnroe and a pencil. The egg is asked about, John McEnroe responds with the butcher. The beer is asked about, John McEnroe responds with the mechanic.} {Goes back to the main screen. Siberia is clicked on, with the blue hat man with a duffle bag. The egg is asked about, the blue hat man responds with the bank. The butler is asked about, the blue hat man responds with the bridge.} {Goes back to the main screen. The city is clicked on, with the butler with a potted plant. The egg is asked about, the butler responds with a question mark. The beer is asked about, the butler responds with the bridge.} {Goes back to the main screen. The park is clicked on, with the Blonde woman and a cat. The egg is asked about, the blonde woman responds with a question mark.} {Goes back to the main screen. The city is clicked on. The butler is shot, and is the culprit.}	6 Jul 2021🔗
And folks ask me how I type with boxing gloves on. This tweet is a reply to @Zalno, who posted an image set of three fursuited players of Trogdor!! The Board Game, tagging @KzinTiger, @_Coastr and Strong Bad.		3 Jul 2021🔗
	No way! The Secret Collect remake's graphics look EXACTLY like me this time! This tweet is a reply to @fatimahelsayed, who comparedAdventure IIto Secret Collect. in response to a "wrong answers only" post by @atari.	3 Jul 2021🔗

June

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	This is how you know it's legit. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	25 Jun 2021🔗
	Peoples keep tweetin' at me bout this Dragon Man discovery. This is all The Cheat and I got in response. This tweet quotes @Desideratist, said that the recent discovery of the Dragon Man reminded them of Trogdor Video Transcript {the music from Trogdor Was A Man plays over the image of the Dragon Man.} {Trogdor the Man appears over the Dragon Man} SINGERS: Trogdor was a man. {the top half of Trogdor appears over the Dragon Man} SINGERS: Trogdor was a dragon man. {Trogdor the Man appears over the Dragon Man again} SINGERS: Trogdor was a man. {the top half of Trogdor appears over the Dragon Man again} SINGERS: Trogdor was a dragon man.	25 Jun 2021🔗
	This Kick the Can pin from @fangamer may be new, but it was cutting edge animation tech back in the day! fangamer.com/collections/ho... Video Transcript {Open on the old-timey tent background. The Homestar Runner pin comes up on a stick and begins to move up and down as the background scrolls to the right. The video then zooms in as a finger spins the can. Zoom back out before the background pauses and a giant soup can comes up from the right. The can opens its mouth to reveal sharp teeth. The pin then "jumps" into the can's mouth, which then chews and spits out a pin of the current-day Homestar Runner.}	24 Jun 2021🔗
	The back of the shirt features The Sneak, Strong Man, and Old-Timey me absconding with parsnips! This tweet is a reply to @sokdrawer, who quoted the merch Tweet and stated that they wanted the Old-Timey shirt.	22 Jun 2021🔗
	And if you get the Old-Timey shirt, you get a free* Sickly Sam sticker! *free of charge and hopefully free of maggots and disease! This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	22 Jun 2021🔗
	This tweet was pinned. New Merchalert!! It's 20X6 vs 1936 @fangamer! New shirts and an Old-Timey Homestar pin with spinning Kick the Can action! Check em out! https://fangamer.com/collections/ho...	22 Jun 2021🔗
	And at one point this was gonna be the banner with secret hidden styles. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	21 Jun 2021🔗
	Did you know if you somehow save the banner image on my YT channel, this is what the whole thing looks like? https://youtube.com/user/homestarr...	21 Jun 2021🔗
	This may come as a surprise, but I was not always the best son.	20 Jun 2021🔗
	I'll see your shiny cookie icing and raise you a super reflective Jack Kirby-esque cosmic deity of some sort! This tweet is a reply to @chair2theskull, who posted a picture of a Strong Bad cookie with shiny icing.	16 Jun 2021🔗
	And you thought the kite eating tree that bald kid had to contend with was bad. (nice pic @CoolBad_MOES, and spot-on quote styles!) This tweet quotes @CoolBad_MOES, who sent Strong Bad a photo of the tree, providing the Homsar line said in the video. Video Transcript {A tree stands next to a highway, a section of foliage cut out to allow a telephone line to pass through, creating a Homsar-looking mouth. It starts to speak in Homsar's voice.} HOMSAR: IIiiII'm a routine fire hazard! {Homsar's bowler hat lands on top of the tree.} Fun Facts	14 Jun 2021🔗
Watch out! It might only work on 32 bit Macs. Read the system requirements or you'll end up like I did buying Thy Dungeonman 3! I mean who has THREE disk drives?! This tweet is a reply to @EricTheDerek, who replied to the discount Tweet and stated that they already have the physical version, but want to use the discount due to switching to a Mac.		10 Jun 2021🔗
	Hold up. This might be more important. This scene takes on bizarre new meanings when you flip the script. This tweet is a reply to the discount Tweet	9 Jun 2021🔗
Hold out for a restock in the Homestar online store later this summer! It'll be like half that price! This tweet is a reply to @prayerborne, who replied to the previous Tweet and stated that 2nd & Charles only had Trogdor! The Board Game for $80.		9 Jun 2021🔗
	Depressing Discount Alert! My old game is on sale for so cheap, you may be able to literally cough up enough to afford the $1.49 price tag (depending on how often you sleep on the couch and inadvertently inhale some loose change)! gog.com/game/strong_ba...	9 Jun 2021🔗
I never went away so as to require a "bring back." Just been in low power mode for over a decade. This tweet is a reply to @MyopiaPodcast, who made a poll which had things people wanted to #bringback, one of them being Homestar Runner, which was pointed out to be falling behind.		8 Jun 2021🔗

May

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Looks like Dr. Marvin Rubdown's garfunkle hairdo exploded! This tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who posted a picture of a paver that looked like Strong Bad with leaves, dirt, mulch, and rocks to make the face and a few rocks and sticks for the body.		31 May 2021🔗
Human-nosed Strong Sad mallows? Free squeakburger?! I'm on board I'm not bored! This tweet is a reply to @TheBlairSwitch, who who posted a drawing of a Homestar Runner themed cereal box called "Sugar Crunchy Homestar Runn-O's" with marshmallows shaped like Homestar Runner characters and a free squeak burger included.		29 May 2021🔗
(psst! mainly I just want the burger!) This tweet is a reply to @michaelrianda, who quoted the previous Tweet and confirmed the scene inThe Mitchells vs. The Machinesmentioned was an homage to Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack.		29 May 2021🔗
	Look @michaelrianda and @Roweyourboatz, I appreciate the homage in your film but here are my demands given my newfound leverage: -Dog-geresque crossover film -a fridge with like a milkshake tap comin out of it -3 seasons of a Stinkoman show -exquisitely rendered CG burger	29 May 2021🔗
Sorry, just by owning that bag you've freely invited Marshie into your home. He can come and go at will. See if you can get your hands on a copy of the Marshromicon (which I hear is bound with living marshmallow fluff), it might have a way to protect you! This tweet is a reply to @SusanosWrath, who asked if Marshie would break into their house if they use the Stack 'Em to the Heavens bag from Trogdor!! The Board Game for things other than meeples.		28 May 2021🔗
I would NOT let any kids near that thing. You should put up a sign that says "Warning! May result in severed legs, sudden orbital launches, or relinquished pipes!" This tweet quotes @Rizzos_Dad, who compared a plastic whale swing to the Drive Thru Whale.		26 May 2021🔗
Lookit me doing some hardcore looming over that countryside! Or perhaps... lording over? Lordinating uponst? This tweet is a reply to @iNightfaller, who drew Trogdor in a countryside with a giant Strong Bad looming over.		24 May 2021🔗
There's already a mod for it thanks to @MarcusRaven86! Check it out! He made it from our print n' play version and added meeples of everybody so you can burninate Homestar and Homsar if you want to live the dream! This tweet links to The afformentioned mod on Steam. This tweet is a reply to @3ternalS0ul, who asked if there would be a Trogdor!! The Board Game mod for Tabletop Simulator.		24 May 2021🔗
And I call them "Poacher's Gold!" This tweet is a reply to @RagingLevine, who replied to the previous Tweet correcting Strong Bad that Strong Sad's feet are called Soolnds.		24 May 2021🔗
	Someday I hope that this pre-vis version of CG The Cheat from an old DVD intro could make it onto @lowpolyanimals. I mean technically Strong Sad's feet might make HIM eligible too!	24 May 2021🔗
	(no text) This tweet is a reply to @Foone, who wished to commission The Brothers Chaps to read the Steve Jobs biography as Coach Z.	24 May 2021🔗
Did you know that the website mostly still works? Especially the older stuff? Even on phones and those bigger phones that aren't quite phones! Just click that giant play button. Even the clicky Easter eggs still work (again mostly, it's a WIP)! homestarrunner.com/sbemails/44-lu... This tweet is a reply to @oO_hellcatt_Oo, who didn't know homestarrunner.com still worked without Flash.		22 May 2021🔗
	Brains? Cotton candy? Ambrosia salad? All 3?!! This tweet is a reply to @yourpaltrace, who replied to the KoT Miitopia Tweet and posted a picture of said Mii without the crown. Fun Facts	21 May 2021🔗
	(no text) This tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who replied to the previous Tweet asking about Sbemail 209.	21 May 2021🔗
His head looks like a limited edition King of Town Fluffy Puff! And I love how he's holding a glistening uncooked ham hock! Just like most of the times! This tweet quotes @yourpaltrace, who put The King of Town in the role of the king in Miitopia.		21 May 2021🔗
	Since machine learning Strong Bad sounds like Cardgage anyway, here's another neural net generated image of "A Homestar Runner Cartoon of Strong Bad" by @JanelleCShane. A little something I like to call "The Macho Man Cramdy Dog-gage." This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	17 May 2021🔗
	Experimenting with fully automating myself! 1. Neural net-generated image of me by @JanelleCShane 2. Text-to-speech Strong Bad voice synthesizer by @__UBERDUCK__ (pasted in the lyrics to Trogdor) 3. lip sync automated by @adobeanimate What could possibly go wrong?!! Video Transcript {the image has a Strong Bad mouth on it, with the lyrics of Trogdor in yellow beneath it} STRONG BAD: Trogdor! STRONG BAD: Trogdor! STRONG BAD: Trogdor was a man STRONG BAD: I mean STRONG BAD: He was a dragon-man STRONG BAD: Or maybe STRONG BAD: He was just a dragon STRONG BAD: But he was still Trogdor STRONG BAD: Trogdor! STRONG BAD: Burninating the countryside STRONG BAD: Burninating the peasants {pronounced as "pee-sants"} STRONG BAD: Burninating all the peoples STRONG BAD: In the thached-roof cottages STRONG BAD: Thached-roof cottages STRONG BAD: Whoa! Listen— {the rest of the dialogue is incomprehensible, but the lyrics of Trogdor continue} CAPTIONS: —to those wicked dueling guitar solos! CAPTIONS: It's like squeedly versus meedly over here?? {the captions attempt to decipher what is being said} CAPTIONS: Trog CAPTIONS: A Trogmack {appears after} should not {appears after} retrivowed gluh CAPTIONS: ??!!?!? CAPTIONS: A Trogdorvey? CAPTIONS: After the night CAPTIONS: Check Ed in the name CAPTIONS: Alleviate CAPTIONS: A sogbah CAPTIONS: Nights CAPTIONS: I've turned on CAPTIONS: And relented your CAPTIONS: ????!?! CAPTIONS: Hair CAPTIONS: I imagine denaturally relieve you CAPTIONS: Hair CAPTIONS: Rotunted the dewy air CAPTIONS: Hold on CAPTIONS: I can read CAPTIONS: Brulee you're CAPTIONS: There you go CAPTIONS: A man CAPTIONS: I dreamed one ZZERP! CAPTIONS: It don't mean CAPTIONS: Live CAPTIONS: Vroo money CAPTIONS: May burnadeal CAPTIONS: Volumae CAPTIONS: Rah CAPTIONS: I found her CAPTIONS: Hair CAPTIONS: That you made CAPTIONS: That you may CAPTIONS: A fire CAPTIONS: A match CAPTIONS: Orchard life CAPTIONS: Is there even Rhud?	15 May 2021🔗
As soon as I can get past the first freaking level!! That game is hard! And the map makes no sense! This tweet is a reply to @HeroicJRA, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if anAxe of Rageplaythrough would be released.		14 May 2021🔗
	This tweet was pinned. A new stuff to watch! Gazemaze in wonder as I get ancient PC game Sea Battle working again thanks to DOS-savvy commenters! youtube.com/watch?v=xh87dF...	14 May 2021🔗
Ahhh!! I wanna see it in action!! This tweet is a reply to @ChelleDoggo, who made a Homsar Mii inMiitopia.		12 May 2021🔗
	Unused 20X6–style Sad Kid from Stinkoman Level 10. He and his sis were gonna be in a cutscene but I can't remember the context. Prolly should stay unused. Image Transcript A 2-frame GIF of the 20X6–style Sad Kid opening his mouth and crying.	9 May 2021🔗
Sadly Videlectrix lost the source files and samples from the original tracks years ago. So it's either super compressed mp3 quality audio or recreating them from scratch. This tweet is a reply to @kotektoad, who asked if the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack would ever be available on sale or on music streaming services.		9 May 2021🔗
"Hey Homestar, I really like your pipe cleaner Jamiroquai costume." This tweet quotes @ADDollhouse, who replied to the figurine Tweet showing their own Homestar figurine made of pipe cleaners.		8 May 2021🔗
Did you ever get the figures you wanted? Or did you have to just melt down all your extra Cheat Commandos into a discolored lump and manually shape them into my style? And if so, can I buy that monstrosity off you? This tweet is a reply to @Antipilor, who replied to the previous Tweet with the latter correcting himself that it was series 1 rather than series 2.		8 May 2021🔗
Oh no! When was this and who did you deal with? Bubs?! This tweet is a reply to @Mipader and @Antipilor, who replied to the previous Tweet with the latter saying he recieved Cheat Commandos figurines instead of Homestar Runner Series 2 figurines.		8 May 2021🔗
	Found a time capsule with a few lost series 2 figurines in somebody's basement! What should I do with these? THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF AIR!!	7 May 2021🔗
	Does this mean I can finally make a worthy sequel to Dangeresque: Getaway Car Jump Into-er?! This tweet is a reply to @Sparkster2600, who quoted theGame Builder Garagetrailer and told Strong Bad that it's likeWarioWare D.I.Y.	6 May 2021🔗
What a shrine! All this video needs is Homestar singing a warbly a cappella version of the Jurassic Park theme laid over top of it to really cram the wonder and majesty home. This tweet is a reply to @empletonZe, who posted a video of her bathroom with various pieces of Homestar merchandise in it.		2 May 2021🔗
	I nominate Humidibot and Schrab's Oswald to the Robot Roll Call. This tweet is a reply to @RobSchrab, who said he'd watch it in response to @TheBrettzo, who asked if there was ever a crossover between Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Homestar Runner.	1 May 2021🔗
Restocking this summer hopefully! This tweet is a reply to @kyluya, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked when Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits on vinyl and the DJ Teh Cheat slipmat would be restocked.		1 May 2021🔗

April

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
This tweet was pinned. Sbemail 6-Disc DVD Set is back in stock! Use promo code SAVE6ON2 to get six bucks off when you buy two items. Use it with the Everything Else collection and BAM! First 8 years of HomestarRunner.com on your shelf! (the next 11 years, not so much) This tweet links to Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set in the store.		30 Apr 2021🔗
	It's a very accurate "Homestar from that Yello-Dello cartoon" puppet! And Strong Sad would be horrified that you apparently used a 180 gram vinyl LP for inside his mouth! Which is great in my book! This tweet is a reply to @Heldab2, who made their own Puppet Homestar.	29 Apr 2021🔗
I was gonna say "as under-appreciated and emotionally neglected as The Cheat" but "cool" works too! This tweet is a reply to @TheSeg, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if he was a cool as The Cheat.		29 Apr 2021🔗
Sorry Seg. It was just a knee jerk reaction. Like how when I see a cute sidekick I'm always like "oh man I wish I had a cute sidekick!" and then I turn around and The Cheat is staring at me, tearslick eyes as big as dinner plates. This tweet is a reply to @TheSeg, who replied to theMiitopiaTweet with sadness that Strong Bad forgot about working with him.		29 Apr 2021🔗
A fan-made mini! This tweet is a reply to @LarryInc64, who replied to the Everything Else DVDs Three Disk Set Tweet and asked what the Stinkoman figure on the case was from.		28 Apr 2021🔗
I assumed it was Jim Davis. This tweet is a reply to @katalyna, who replied to @LukaDMurphy's reply to the previous Tweet, and corrected them that the Mii to the left of Strong Bad is Mr. Clean.		28 Apr 2021🔗
Oh man! This rules! Maybe one day I'll get my own Nintendo game!! Oh wait. This tweet quotes @nintendolife, which wrote an article featuring the Strong Bad Mii from the previous day.		28 Apr 2021🔗
	Stinkoslide! I think ultimately giving him StarBlazers hair may have been @SmallBuStudio's best design decision. This tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.	27 Apr 2021🔗
	Pan Pan Pose and Poise. This tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.	27 Apr 2021🔗
	1-Up The Extra Man! This tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.	27 Apr 2021🔗
	Marzi-Mei. I fully back the decision to ditch her hands. Creepsa me out! This tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.	27 Apr 2021🔗
	Ring Pop Chorchmega Supreme! This tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.	27 Apr 2021🔗
	Stinkoman Concept Art Thread. Lookit this amazing stuff from @SmallBuStudio! (also go buy their awesome game Later Alligator! It's like a game full of a buncha mini, no-beef Trogdors runnin around!)	27 Apr 2021🔗
This is a retweet of @mitsamemario, who created a Strong Bad Mii inMiitopia.		27 Apr 2021🔗
	Finally! This used to be the best you could do back in the early wiiwaggle days! This tweet is a reply to @mitsamemario, who created a Strong Bad Mii inMiitopia. Fun Facts	27 Apr 2021🔗
	Burnination motivation, I like it! (psst! remember, if you decide to just sit on the couch and play Troglikes and eat tonkatsu-flavored chippety-chomps all day, you can always fall back on my plan B!) This tweet is a reply to @nthmost, who shared a monthly workout logger decorated with pictures of Trogdor and Strong Bad.	24 Apr 2021🔗
Yep, these will get restocked. The Cheat just gnawed up a pallet of the dvd cases so it's taking a while. This tweet is a reply to @HeyItsPalmer, who asked if the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set would be restocked.		23 Apr 2021🔗
Nope! They disappear into the ether after the live broadcast! This tweet is a reply to @Flamesof24, who replied to the Burninate the House Tweet and asked if a video the full stream would be available later.		21 Apr 2021🔗
And here's the full too-long-for-twitter version with even more "womp-mbwamp" solos! This tweet links to the full version of the video on YouTube. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.		21 Apr 2021🔗
	In case you missed Sunday's live @SchrabHomeVideo, here's some of the awesome dumbness we made with @kalikazoo! Burninate The House! (titles and authentic bad tracking by @kevinday.) Video Transcript See The Kali Kazoo Show - 18 Apr 2021#"Burninate the House" Transcript	21 Apr 2021🔗
Don't worry, those were just a few strays The Cheat found under a forklift or something. A full proper resupply of Sbemail dvds is in the works. This tweet is a reply to @HighlanderVO and @GetUpOnTheMike, who replied to a Tweet in which Strong Bad confirmed the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set DVDs were being restocked, discussing the availability of said DVDs.		19 Apr 2021🔗
	Going live in less than an hour at 7pm est/4pm pst with @kalikazoo on SchrabHomeVideo.com! Here's an approximation of what it will be like! Video Transcript STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm just trying to get great! I'm just trying to get great! {Strong Bad's right eye disappears briefly before coming back} STRONG BAD: Ah my eye!	18 Apr 2021🔗
This is a retweet of @SchrabHomeVideo, who posted a video showing their schedule for Sunday April 18, including Strong Bad on The Kali Kazoo Show.		17 Apr 2021🔗
	Peoples! Join me and *grumblevoice* puppet Homestar LIVE with coolpal @kalikazoo this Sunday April 18 at 4pst/7est on schrabhomevideo.com. Music and dumbness will abound!	16 Apr 2021🔗
This is a retweet of @SchrabHomeVideo, who announced Strong Bad and Homestar Runner would be on their podcast on Sunday April 18.		13 Apr 2021🔗
I hope you got to see THIS then: This tweet links to Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic on YouTube. This tweet is a reply to @AmbientVirus, who wished for a Toonami Stinkoman show.		13 Apr 2021🔗
And thank YOU for creating a sparkly gold monument of me sitting side saddle on a semi-Ionic column whilst holding a cold one! I hope it's like those eternal flames. An Eternally Foaming One that forever bubbles froth that passersby can slurp up! Maybe bring a wet wipe. This tweet is a reply to @Polygon, which had an article about Strong Bad alongside art of a golden statue of him sitting on a pillar holding a Cold One.		13 Apr 2021🔗
	Crime Scene Twisted n' Splattered On The Pavement Strong Bad (aka Talking Strong Bad Plush) is BACK IN STOCK over @Fangamer! fangamer.com/collections/ho...	12 Apr 2021🔗
	Forbidden r'mance!	12 Apr 2021🔗
Naw this is definitely the Stave It Off guy's estranged fitness buff/Guitar For The Practicing Musician-subscribing brother. His name is clearly Dave It Off Guy. This tweet is a reply to @jonnymuzik, who shows a bag of bagels from the brand Dave's Killer Bread, whose mascot he claims looks like Stave it off Guy. Fun Facts		9 Apr 2021🔗
Shh! Keep it down! Or a phalanx of Framp-lawyers will descend uponst me! This tweet is a reply to @omgitsjaynine, who says that Peter Frampton reminds them of the Strong Bad Main Page.		7 Apr 2021🔗
Sadly all those figurines are long sold out. I recommend checking the "ziplock bags of crusty, faded fast food kid's meal toys" section of your local thrift store. Maybe you'll find a Poopsmith next to a 6-piece nugget box that transforms into a robot for no reason! This tweet is a reply to @MrsDocterminus, who asked if there is any way to get the figurines. Fun Facts		7 Apr 2021🔗
	Looks like I'm gonna have to adorably run in plaaAAAaace!	5 Apr 2021🔗
Burninating the dead weeping scholars/graduates? This tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who pointed out Trogdor appearing in an episode of Amphibia.		3 Apr 2021🔗
I wish I could take credit for Taranchula's mystical orbs of metal but that's all them. Though I did somehow inhabit the body of the lead singer once after he shredded Moving Very Slowly so hard with Limozeen as seen here at 36:24: youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs This tweet quotes @DonutHolschtein, who praised Strong Bad for Moving Very Slowly.		1 Apr 2021🔗
	Def agree with all of the points raised in this video. Especially the grass. Nice woik @Nick930Gaming! This tweet quotes @Nick930Gaming, who made a video comparing TROGDOR! and the Demon's Souls remake.	1 Apr 2021🔗

March

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
It's a reprint of Volumes 1, 2, and 3 all in one new case. Content on each disc is the same as the previous releases. This tweet is a reply to @rachaelbusher, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet and asked if there was anything new on the discs.		29 Mar 2021🔗
More are already on the way! This tweet is a reply to @HighlanderVO, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet, disappointed they couldn't get the set.		29 Mar 2021🔗
Maybe I'll just lump everything from late '07-present onto one collection called The Dregs: Mostly the Second Decade of HomestarRunner.com. Whattaya think? This tweet is a reply to @SpencerBlackisa, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about a potential Everything Else, Volume 4.		29 Mar 2021🔗
This tweet was pinned. Not to be outdone by my 6 disc set of sbemails, the Everything Else DVDs went and reprinted themselves a 3 disc set with new artwork that shows off what a box of random crap it truly is! This tweet links to Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set on the Shopify store.		29 Mar 2021🔗
	Y'know, like one of these li'l guys. This tweet is a reply to the Eggs Tweet.	29 Mar 2021🔗
This is from 2007. So 2001. This tweet is a reply to @deletehead, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the text at the start of the toon referred to the toon being made in 2015.		29 Mar 2021🔗
	Old crap corner! Member these eggs? I think originally I was gonna scream about being upside down and how all the yolk was rushing to my head or summat until finally cracking myself open revealing a marshmallow The Cheat inside. homestarrunner.com/eggs	29 Mar 2021🔗
This is a retweet of @mfrederickson, who posted an edited video of Jeopardy! with the categories from the Main Pages.		27 Mar 2021🔗
	Galvanized! Galvanized Galvanized! This tweet quotes @HomestarGamer, who posted a piece of wood that looked like Homestar Runner. Video Transcript {A picture of a piece of wood who looks like Homestar speaks} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Today I am become a deck! {A container of what appears to be cinnamon appears and is shook onto the wooden Homestar's face, with his eyes closing} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Poof paff puff. {The wooden Homestar blinks a few times} HOMESTAR RUNNER: That... that was sawdust.	26 Mar 2021🔗
Aww, thanks for weathering the import/VAT/whatev charges! Don't forget the soundboard of my quotes and the dumb songs we wrote to help you learn the rules: trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/ This tweet is a reply to @SamtheAngelFox, who imported Trogdor!! The Board Game to Australia.		24 Mar 2021🔗
	Everybody made such a big deal out of Mar10 Day but no one ever talks about Mar21 Day when Videlectrix adds premium Marzipan DLC to their hit games. Fun Facts	21 Mar 2021🔗
	Hey tabletoptypes! Wanna play Trogdor the board game with pals online? Check out this awesome fan made mod for @TabletopSim by @MarcusRaven86! steamcommunity.com/sharedfi... You can also watch him play it tonight (3/20 8pm edt) on his streamins: twitch.tv/marcusraven86	20 Mar 2021🔗
How to properly (home)slice a Homestar cake: 1. Cut the first piece out of his face so it looks like his rectangly talkmouth. 2. Rip his star off with your bare hand and shove into loved one's face 3. Now bake and decorate the Strong Bad cake you shoulda made in the first place! This tweet quotes @Klonoa1545, who baked a Homestar Runner cake.		19 Mar 2021🔗
Sorry, the closest you'd get is a rushed "crap suzy" and it wouldn't be worth the 200 bucks I'd charge you on that app "Get Internet Wrestlemen to Record Stuff 4 U Cuz They Need 2 Pay 4 A New Videocard." This tweet is a reply to @swearsister, who wanted Strong Bad to say "crepe suzette".		16 Mar 2021🔗
	Hey, you're right @NikolasMokalis! From behind, hatless Homestar DOES look like a graphic design-y oven mitt icon! This tweet quotes @NikolasMokalis, who sent Strong Bad the picture in the video because it reminded him of Homestar Runner. Video Transcript {Zoom in on an icon of an oven mitt on a flyer advertising something to do with "Culinary Content". The oven mitt turns around to reveal Homestar Runner's mustachioed face.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hustle for culinary content! Fun Facts	16 Mar 2021🔗
I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BAAAACK! This tweet is a reply to @DavidASandoval, who replied to the previous Tweet with another A.I. generated video, this time of the Strong Mad figurine singing the "Ding Dong Song" by Günther ft. The Sunshine Girls.		13 Mar 2021🔗
Oh man! Try it with the Graw Mad figurine!! This tweet is a reply to @DavidASandoval, who posted an A.I. generated video of the Strong Sad figurine singing the song "Baka Mitai" from the game Yakuza 0.		13 Mar 2021🔗
	With a full scholarship!* *full scholarship is one (1) "wet type" vhs head cleaner cassette This tweet is a reply to @BraxtonWerthers, who posted about getting accepted to CGNU and getting their degree in TV/VCR repair.	12 Mar 2021🔗
Why does the Porridgedi Maiden on the right have TWO RIGHT HANDS?!!! This tweet is a reply to @oxacillin, who posted a picture of a painting of two Porridge Maiden-like women asking if Lem Sportsinterviews made it.		12 Mar 2021🔗
	Here's the full still image. Zoom in and pinch around! See how many braincats you can find! Once you find one you can't stop! This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	12 Mar 2021🔗
(p.s. go buy her hilariawesome book about A.I.! youlooklikeathing.com) This tweet links to @JanelleCShane's book. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.		11 Mar 2021🔗
	Internet pal @JanelleCShane got a discount neural net to generate an image of me! Witness the trainwreckery! This tweet quotes @JanelleCShane about her new book about A.I. Video Transcript {white caption on a black background} CAPTION: A.I. shenanigans by Janelle Shane of aiweirdness.com Image generated using Vadim Epstein's CLIP+FFT STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Okay so according to an A.I. driven image generating algorithm— {cut to the image being described} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} this is a depiction of {yellow text of the following appears} "A cartoon of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner singing Rock and Roll in a band". {text fades} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And then they added {yellow text of the following appears} "lasers and brains" as fine detail parameters. {text fades and zoom on a part of the image} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That sorta looks like me, {green outline of Strong Bad's face appears} in front of one of them old-timey Nashville-type microphones, {green outline of the microphone appears} y'know? {both outlines fade} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And check it out I'm playing Trog-guitar-dor {green outline of a Trogdor guitar appears} the Arpeggi-ator! {pan to another part of the image} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I do see a lot of lasers,— {zoom to show full image} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} but how come there's Homestar Runners all over the place, {The "Homestar Runners" are circled in green} with cool shades? {zoom to one of the "Homestar Runners"} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This mess is like, space Homestar doing turkey calls. {green outline of the "Space Homestar" appears} Doesn't it look like he's got his tongue waggling out of his ooh-lips like {does a turkey call as the outline's tongue waggles} {zoom to the top of "Space Homestar"} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh and check it out here's the brains! He's got like blue flaming brains coming out of his space helmet. That's pretty cool. {pan to another "Homestar Runner"} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And this one up here is clearly evil Puppet Homestar, {green outline of "Evil Puppet Homestar appears} or maybe one of those bad guys from Q*Bert. {the Q*Bert enemy appears and the outline fades} {pan to another part of the image} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And then there's wizard King of Town up here, with a weird peanut for a head. {outline of what Strong Bad described} {pan lower in the image} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey check it out, it's one of my— {the first Olda Boy appears} OLDA BOY: I miss video games— {the Olda Boy disappears} STRONG BAD: college boys from Teen Girl Squad. {pan to garbled text} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And this says, {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "EOLA?" {pronounced ee-oh-luh} Or maybe "FOLA?" Or maybe "FOLK!" {zoom out to show the "Strong Bad" from earlier} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Maybe I'm like lasering folk music {green lasers appear} with my hot lixx! {zoom to more garbled text} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And if you look at this for less than half a second, it says {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "Strong Bad". But after that it says "4 Strant Post". {pan to more garbled text near the bottom} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What does this say at the bottom? {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "and treadmill"? Oh yeah! I forgot, this whole image tiles— {zoom out to show whole image} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} like, infinitely in all directions. {zoom to more garbled text} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Now it says {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "2nd Sternhill". Sounds like a subdivision. {the parent from Fan Costumes 2015 slides in from the left} STRONG BAD: {voiceover, as the parent} Keithly, have you seen what 2nd Sternhill's done with their swim and tennis club? {logo for 2nd Sternhill Rich & Raquet Club appears to the right} Why it's just preposterous. {logo and parent slide offscreen, while pan right} STRONG BAD: {voiceover, speaking normally} Get the slight impression of a guitar {green outline of a guitar appears} here. {outline fades} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Maybe like a fishnet {green outline of a leg appears} high heeled leg comin' down. {outline fades, pan left} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} These look like, ripped blue jean legs, {green outline of jean legs appears} comin' down from mayb- maybe an acoustic guitar, {green outline of a guitar appears on the legs} one of those ones that has the pie pan {black outline of a pie pan appears} in it. I don't know what those are for. {all outlines fade} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} If I had- if I played on of those guitars I would have a full freshly {outlines reappear with a pie} baked pie in it, Richie Sambora.	11 Mar 2021🔗
Easter egg from a late era Marzipan's Answering Machine I think. This tweet is a reply to @Phyreburnz who replied to the cover song Tweet, asking where the scene of Homestar in the kiddie pool was from.		11 Mar 2021🔗
(no text) This tweet links to a video from 2016 of Puppet Homestar singing the Night Court theme. This tweet is a reply to @jakehuneycutt who replied to the cover song Tweet, praising Homestar's rendition of the Night Court theme.		11 Mar 2021🔗
And remember, that last song's not Seger, it's Hardee's: This tweet links to an 80's Hardee's commercial promoting Alvin and the Chipmunks collectible drinking glasses. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.		11 Mar 2021🔗
	Not to be outdone by the vinyl release of my album, Homestar has put together a compilation of his cover songs for your unjoyment. Video Transcript {Homestar dressed as the Greatest American Hero from The House that Gave Sucky Treats} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat... {cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black. {cut to Homestar pouring Mountain Dew on the Compy from anything} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a... {cut to Homestar in a karate outfit lying in the dark of the gymnasium from the Easter egg of montage} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I'm the best around! Sombadubba sombadubba, take me down! I'm the best around! Dubba dubba dubbado, take me down! {cut to closeup of Homestar with his buzzer spinning from car} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo. Doo doot! {cut to Homestar sitting in the kiddie pool filled with sand labeled "QUiCK SAnD" from the Easter egg of Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Somewheres, out theres... {cut to Homestar dancing in his The Pizz uniform holding a The Pizz pizza box from the Easter egg of pizza joint} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Party! Cheatsa Party! {cut to Homestar wearing his horned helmet in a bathtub filled with gold coins from the Easter egg of Ever and More} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doot doo, ah-doot doo! {cut to Homestar dancing in his sleepwear holding a rolled up sleeping bag from the Easter egg of slumber party} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade! At my slumber party! {cut to Homestar being hung upside-down by The Paper in the dark computer room from the Easter egg of the paper} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out... {cut to everyone in their costumes from Which Ween Costumes?} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing with a slight echo} Do you realize... blah blah blah... that I have the most... low budget style? Do you realize...? {cut to Homestar falling onto a stage knocking Strong Sad and Marzipan off before dancing, from strong badathlon} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Just take those old glasses off the shelf...	11 Mar 2021🔗
That's cause he's rendered with ASCIIAROSCURO shading! But i'll try for you here: V ^\/^ •• /^^^^^~^^| (^^^ / VVV <<< ( )^ / (^\__/\/\/\ <<< @ ( ( Okay never mind. This tweet is a reply to @Nerdevar, who criticized the lack of consummate V's on the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set back cover art.		4 Mar 2021🔗

February

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
	That Lexus prolly belongs to that Keeper of Trogdor called Hardybardy. Always trying to get in good with the boss burninator. Er... the bossinator? This tweet is a reply to @DrMacsBug, who shared a photo of a license plate frame bearing the words "Believe in the Trogdor Who Believes in Burninating".	27 Feb 2021🔗
	Is this what you're seein? This is where my brains go. This tweet is a reply to @cerealouslynet, who posted a photo of Chocolate Chip Krave, commenting that it looked like The Cheat.	26 Feb 2021🔗
I think you mean "bwoken." This tweet is a reply to @NMFreed, who posted an edited poster for a Spider-Man movie featuring Homestar Runner, saying "the multiverse has been broken".		23 Feb 2021🔗
Daaaaaang. You peoples went nuts and bought all of my rekkids!! Well, for only 10 bucks you can always get the album on compactimost disc. homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/stron... Or buy it on no disc here and on other streamins services: Strong Bad Sings by Strong Bad music.apple.com/us/album/stron... This tweet links to Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits in the Shopify store. This tweet is a reply to the vinyl cover Tweet.		23 Feb 2021🔗
Naw, I hadn't written that jam yet when SB Sings came out. But it's all over the streamins': This tweet links to Grumblecakes on Songwhip. This tweet is a reply to @spatulatrix, who was disappointed that "Grumblecakes" wasn't on Strong Bad Sings.		23 Feb 2021🔗
Nope! You totally don't need it. This product was specifically designed for people who want it. If you find yourself not wanting it, then it is definitely not for you! This tweet is a reply to @YoshiAngemon, who owned the Strong Bad Sings CD and wanted to know if they needed to buy the vinyl.		23 Feb 2021🔗
	And don't forget to trick out your turntables and protect your precious Europants EDM records with DJ Teh Cheat on this cool slipmat with art by ruler of schools @spacecoyotl! fangamer.com/products/dj-ch... This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.	23 Feb 2021🔗
	Cheap As Free Recordings and @Fangamer present! With all new amazing artwork from @leepetty! This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet. Video Transcript See Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!	23 Feb 2021🔗
	Strong Bad Sings on VINYL!! Out NOW! fangamer.com/products/stron...	23 Feb 2021🔗
This is intriguing. I am finding myself... intrigued. This tweet is a reply to @Ratheronfire, who recreated Stinkoman 20X6 using Godot.		22 Feb 2021🔗
	Today's Old Crap Corner features that time I wished Flash happy birthday and got to shape tween Homestar! homestarrunner.com/flashday	22 Feb 2021🔗
Whoa! This must be the rare "Eye Gouge Damage Talking Strong Bad!" I didn't think @Fangamer was really gonna take my advice and make that variant!! Does it make "pus squish sounds™" and smell gangrenous like the napkin doodles I sent the manufacturer?! This tweet is a reply to @SpAM_CAN, who got a Talkin Strong Bad Plush with a black eye.		20 Feb 2021🔗
	Check it out, @JanelleCShane used a neural net to generate weird mascots and got the same kinda results that we did from just being really hungry and tired and sorta confused. This tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, who generated mascot names using a neural net.	19 Feb 2021🔗
Trust me. Not a story you wanna hear. Once upon a twice, everything was great. Then Homestar Runner showed up in his duck shirt and everything has been exactly 1 HU (homestarnomical unit) less great ever since. The end. This tweet is a reply to @tiffaneemee and @ericsmithrocks about a potential History of Homestar Runner book.		18 Feb 2021🔗
Ahh! Looks like me if someone flayed the bottom half of my face!! This tweet is a reply to @FoxyMalD, who knitted a shawl that was said to look like Strong Bad.		17 Feb 2021🔗
	Vamlumtime's GIF Game! Click to stop the animation and discover who's got a random crush on whom! It's gonna get weird!!	14 Feb 2021🔗
currently at direct URLs: homestarrunner.com/sbemail200 (no dot html) and homestarrunner.com/sbemail100 (also no dot html) still getting the redirects to point to all the right spots. This tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who asked where, if anywhere, "Not the 100th Email!!!" and "Page Load Error" were on the new site.		12 Feb 2021🔗
The concept is just to play the games from my disk caddy that appeared in actual sbemails like the theme song told you: hrwiki.org/wiki/Floppy_Di... This tweet is a reply to @SquareLukester, who asked if viewers could request games for Disk 4 of 12.		12 Feb 2021🔗
The only games up for consideration are these: hrwiki.org/wiki/Floppy_Di... It says so in my opening theme song even! This tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who replied to the Disk 4 of 12 Tweet, suggesting the gameSuper Solvers.		12 Feb 2021🔗
Odell Lake is on the list! MECC's classic that was buried by its more popular, dysentery-infused older sibling Oregon Trail. This tweet is a reply to @PetrarchEleven, who replied to the previous Tweet, mentioningOdell Lake. Fun Facts		12 Feb 2021🔗
	This tweet was pinned. New stuff! I finally finished a full episode of my "Strong Bad Plays Old PC Games" series! Watch it up/watch it down here: youtube.com/watch?v=yvscxQ...	12 Feb 2021🔗
check the archived flash site: old.homestarrunner.com/sadjournal/ that'll get you most of his whiny lament. And then box under bed is here: homestarrunner.com/wonderyears don't tell nobody. This tweet is a reply to @HauntedDriveIn, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if there was a way to find Strong Sad's Lament and Strong Sad's Secret Styles on the updated site.		8 Feb 2021🔗
	This week's Old Crap Corner features old valentines and grim The Cheat-commissioned animations! homestarrunner.com/old-valentines	8 Feb 2021🔗
That one's out of print. Gonna do a 3 disc, all-in-one-box set of Everything Else at some point like we did for Sbemails. This tweet is a reply to @RegehrEvan, who asked when Everything Else, Volume 2 is going back in stock.		3 Feb 2021🔗
And don't forget our goodtime pals from @YachtRockRevue who are both ignorant of what vanguard means AND here to party. Very important viewpoints, both. This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.		2 Feb 2021🔗
	Did you know that @murderwizard, Gary Palaroncini himself, cameo'd in this heavy metal parking lot footage from an old Baddest of the Bands promo? More like HE'S the vanguard. Check out all the awesome stuff that guy's made: jchristopherarrison.com Video Transcript FIRST FAN: I mean... I mean what excites me is that, Strong Bad, he's kinda uh, he's like a vanguard. He comes out with new things all the time and I-I have- none of us have any idea what he's gonna do but I'm totally psyched for it. So I hope he blows my mind. I hope he blows- I hope he blows his mind. {pan to second fan} SECOND FAN: I don't even know what "vanguard" means! {laughs} {pan to third fan} CAMERAMAN: Do you know what "vanguard" means? THIRD FAN: Oh vanguard! VANGUARD! WOOOOOOOO! {cut to closer up} THIRD FAN: MARZIPAN!! Haha! Oww! CAMERAMAN: Who's Marzipan? FOURTH FAN: I'm just here to party.	2 Feb 2021🔗
That was fast!! This is fantastic! I want this on every country dish towel hanging on every dishwasher handle in every hamwater-smelling grandma's kitchen in the world!! This tweet is a reply to @CraftingGeek, who created a cross stitch pattern of The Cheat in a Cornucopia in response to Strong Bad's request earlier that day.		1 Feb 2021🔗
It is. It just changes every week. But the content stays up if you know where to look. This tweet is a reply to @CosToons, who asked if Old Crap Corner would be a section on the site.		1 Feb 2021🔗
Yes. More are being forged as we speak in the deepest dankest Trogfacturing furnaces. But sometimes you can find legit reseller copies on Amazon for around $40. This tweet is a reply to @JenClone, who replied to a Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet from November 2020, asking if the game would be restocked.		1 Feb 2021🔗
Put The Cheat in a Horn of Plenty!! This tweet is a reply to @CraftingGeek, who had the idea to stitch Homestar Runner characters into vintage cross-stitch scenes.		1 Feb 2021🔗
Good point. Maybe this first one was aimed AT grandmas. This tweet is a reply to @smashpro1, who replied to the Needlepoint Tweet saying that his grandma would never have gotten rid of a few things.		1 Feb 2021🔗
	This week's Old Crap Corner features a weird cross-stitch thing that I guess was going to be an ongoing feature wherein needlepointy versions of us would offer pearls of Grandma's Wall-style wisdom. Dunno why it was abandoned. homestarrunner.com/needlepoint	1 Feb 2021🔗
Aww, someone finally bought IRL The Cheat another pizza! This tweet is a reply to @BigBearDAC, who linked to a video of a serval eating, saying it sounded like The Cheat.		1 Feb 2021🔗
I'll prolly archive it on YT eventually once I have a few minutes worth of this kinda stuff. This tweet is a reply to @rickrawlz, who suggested that Strong Bad post the [#1354840412511469576 Homestar burrito video] to YouTube.		1 Feb 2021🔗

January

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
Ahh! Pick The Cheat! THE CHEAT!! Don't remove my husky head! Wrap a rubber band around me and use me as a Capo of Last Resort! This tweet is a reply to @feelinbattyy, who was debating whether to hot glue their The Cheat figurine or the head of their Strong Bad figurine to their guitar switch.		30 Jan 2021🔗
	Yup! Not everything works yet but it will. And what does work will load on phones and tablets too! A mobile load! This tweet is a reply to @DanOlso56252798, who responded to the [#1349242412129017856 Main Page 27 Tweet], asking if homestarrunner.com was still up after the death of Flash.	30 Jan 2021🔗
This is the best worst case of poison ivy I have ever seen. This tweet is a reply to @RetroRadNat, who had Homestar Runner tattooed on her arm.		30 Jan 2021🔗
	This burrito is like one o' those "age your grody face" apps! It accurately predicts what elderly Homestar will look like. This tweet quotes @lives_bad, who claimed to see Homestar Runner in his burrito. Video Transcript {A burrito resembling Homestar Runner, with black beans for eyes, speaks in a wheezy, elderly voice.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, Strong Bad, I guess this is the end. To Marzipan I bequeath all my rice and beans. 'Cause she needs to eat more proteins. And to you, Strong Bad, old friend, I leave my precious Cholula. 'Cause you always brought such spice into my life. {coughs}	28 Jan 2021🔗
I want these as a set of elementary school teacher stickers to put on assignments. With captions like "You Cheated!" and "How sad!" and "Pile o' whatsit!" This tweet quotes @LukosPH, who posted some stylized Homestar Runner characters.		27 Jan 2021🔗
It is now! homestarrunner.com/playsets This tweet is a reply to @deletehead, who asked if the Cheat Commandos Playset print-out page was on the new website.		26 Jan 2021🔗
Just go here for more KOT than you could ever possibly want/need: homestarrunner.com/mainking This tweet is a reply to @mrdowdle, who said he missed The King of Town.		25 Jan 2021🔗
That's not me. Also just wait. This tweet is a reply to @dasuber, who linked to the Twitch account "strongbad" (which isn't Strong Bad's actual account) and asked why Strong Bad doesn't do livestreams or let's play videos with Homestar.		25 Jan 2021🔗
And if your browza tells you it doesn't work at first, mebbe try clearing your cache. Or, um... sending me some cash. Either one. This tweet is a reply to the previous reply.		24 Jan 2021🔗
Website still works post-flash thanks to Ruffle (flash emulator). Easter eggs and everything even on phones! Still a work in progress because it doesn't support all the Flashy goodness just yet but it will eventually. Also there's the YouTube channel: This tweet links to the homestarrunnerdotcom YouTube channel. This tweet is a reply to @GunplabroYT, who asked if sbemails were backed up somewhere to watch without Flash.		24 Jan 2021🔗
It'll be back soon. Videlectrix has almost got the whole thing working in Ruffle. This tweet is a reply to @GunplabroYT, who replied to the Main Page 27 announcement Tweet stating that Stinkoman 20X6 was gone forever.		21 Jan 2021🔗
The lofty goals of my Rhythm n' Grammar album have been achieved! This tweet is a reply to @Brehm_Sarah, who said they remembered Strong Bad's "its VS. it's" song from local news to figure out which one is the possessive.		21 Jan 2021🔗
Those should be in the shorts section now. Sorrybowdat. This tweet is a reply to @DFDvids, who replied to the Main Page 27 announcement Tweet stating that Hremail 62 and 2000 were not on the TV Time Toons Menu.		20 Jan 2021🔗
I'll make sure it's on the Vol 4 to-do list of it's not already on there! This tweet is a reply to @_penziiiii, who asked if the Sweet Puttin' Cakes music from mini-golf would be uploaded to streaming sites.		20 Jan 2021🔗
Don't worry. The game will work again soon thanks to Ruffle. It sorta works now 'cept for no music and messed up sound effects and level 4 is weird and level 9 doesn't load and um... maybe never mind. This tweet is a reply to @Dakkel6, who replied to the re-enabling Flash Tweet, concerned that they had missed their chance to download Flash.		20 Jan 2021🔗
I blame the agents and lawyers of probably-famous-actor Bernardo Ralshonde. This tweet is a reply to @AndroidNina256 and @yoshi7112, who were discussing the unexplained differences between the Flash version and YouTube upload of independent.		19 Jan 2021🔗
Makes more sense, right? The other intro is just screaming at everybody who's watching to look at Homestar which is a little demanding. This tweet is a reply to @KevinTemmer, who replied to the [#1351224674890493954 Old Crap Corner Tweet], noting that the old website intro actually showed all the characters while singing "everybody".		18 Jan 2021🔗
Not directed at you or your 3D styletypes. Just talkin' smack at the ol' Armless Wonder. This tweet is a reply to @KevinTemmer, who called Strong Bad's response to his artwork a "sick burn".		18 Jan 2021🔗
Hmm. I dunno. I might be fine with that one being relegated to out-of-print DVD-only exclusive status. Besides, I lose a serious chunk of my head in that cartoon. This tweet is a reply to @MiiCostumeGuy, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet asking about Marshmallow's Last Stand.		18 Jan 2021🔗
Homestar always looks like he leaked outta somewhere. Like maybe from the bottom of a grody fridge in the back of a shady deli or something. This tweet is a reply to @KevinTemmer, who posted a 3D render of Homestar Runner that he joked was "leaked" from an upcoming movie.		18 Jan 2021🔗
You're trying to get to it the wrong way. Go to toons menu, scroll to bottom of Toons section, click on In Search of the Yello Dello. Not everything works yet but we'll get there. This tweet is a reply to @faizinmotion, who couldn't find the Flash menus for In Search of the Yello Dello and The King of Town toon.		18 Jan 2021🔗
I did it! This tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who asked if the Main Page 18 effects would be restored.		18 Jan 2021🔗
Fixed! That creepy jagged background mumbles "grabbity grabbity grabbity" again! All your old fave sounds are back! This tweet is a reply to @kehander, who replied to the [#1351228084951908353 blur filter reply], mentioning the eerie mumbling on Main Page 18 that was lost after the April Fools' 2006 gag.		18 Jan 2021🔗
Then you get to wait in the corner with a hat that says "I already know everything" while the rest of the class has a pizza party. This tweet is a reply to @HuckleburyFlynn, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet saying he doubted there was anything Homestar-related he hadn't seen.		18 Jan 2021🔗
Briefly? I can't remember. I was prolly worried that its 102kb filesize was too much of a bandwidth hog! Think of the dial-up fans!! This tweet is a reply to @MCSqueakyClean, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet asking if the intro had been on the site before.		18 Jan 2021🔗
Ruffle doesn't support that ol' blur filter just yet but they plan to some day. Patience. For now, enjoy the crystal clear wonder that is ME prancin about in my tightymost whities! This tweet is a reply to @coldreactive, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet, noting the Ruffle issues on Main Page 24.		18 Jan 2021🔗
Fangamer will have more in stock. Go here to get notified if'n you want: This tweet links to Strong Bad Talking Plush in the Fangamer store. This tweet is a reply to @TruthAM, who asked if the Strong Bad Talking Plush was still available.		18 Jan 2021🔗
	In the "Latest Styles" section of the website's new landing page, don't forget Old Crap Corner. Highlighting weird and forgotten stuff you maybe never saw! This week it's an old alternate intro homestarrunner.com/intro2	18 Jan 2021🔗
Mostly fixed. Still figuring out all the Ruffle-ations. This tweet is a reply to @Guybrush20X6, who shared screenshots of email flashback's borders exposing the rest of the flash toon beneath it.		17 Jan 2021🔗
Holy sleevetime!! These tats are intense! Are The Cheat and I high-fiving and screaming "you don't deserve a love you never gave!"? Which cartoon is THAT from?! This tweet quotes @xjennersonx, who shared her full-sleeve Homestar Runner tattoos. The quote "You don't deserve a love you never gave" appears above Strong Bad and The Cheat on her left arm.		16 Jan 2021🔗
Most of the music from SBCG4AP was repurposed stuff from my old cartoons and sbemails. You can find the source material amidst the 180 tracks on this album and it's other 2 volumes: This tweet links to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1 on Songwhip. This tweet is a reply to @poodonkus, who wanted the original soundtrack from Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.		14 Jan 2021🔗
Still workin out the flash-emulation kinks. Think of it as one of those cool boundary break discoveries! This tweet is a reply to @alexsoddlife, who discovered the glitch in the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu allowing the viewer to fly outside the stage.		14 Jan 2021🔗
Stinkoman doesn't work in the Ruffle emulator quiiiiite yet but you can at least watch the awesome compressy intro cinematic by @SmallBuStudio! But it's being worked on so you'll soon be able to beat level 10! This tweet is a reply to @robomatthew, who quoted the [#1349242412129017856 Main Page 27 Tweet], happy that Flash content could be preserved so that he could beat Stinkoman 20X6.		14 Jan 2021🔗
This one has touch controls for mobile! old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas... This tweet is a reply to @Irondragon811, who wanted a TROGDOR! mobile app.		14 Jan 2021🔗
You don't stink from the mud. The Kerrek holds that musky key. This tweet is a reply to @metaweta, who responded to the [#1349751887583735809 Peasant's Quest Tweet], suggesting an issue with Peasant's Quest because the knight didn't acknowledge Rather Dashing being muddy.		14 Jan 2021🔗
I agree. This tweet is a reply to @semateos, who wanted a Strong Bad VR game.		14 Jan 2021🔗
Yes! There are any plans! This tweet is a reply to @CompBullSheet, who asked if there were any plans to improve user experience with Ruffle.		14 Jan 2021🔗
Where's an Egg was an Actionscript 3 joint which Ruffle doesn't support just yet. Patience! Egg-related patience! This tweet is a reply to @kitfm, who noted that Where's an Egg? was broken.		14 Jan 2021🔗
Added bonus!! The latest Ruffle update appears to have made Peasant's Quest totally playable again! homestarrunner.com/disk4of12 This tweet is a reply to the Main Page 27 Tweet.		14 Jan 2021🔗
Or for mobile, press or say, old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas/ Or to end this call, just hang up or say "shut it you." This tweet is a reply to the previous reply.		14 Jan 2021🔗
Try it now! This tweet is a reply to @Age_of_Greed, who got a 404 error when he tried to play TROGDOR!.		14 Jan 2021🔗
Stinkoman got animated like this so he's covered for birthday presents for the next decade. This tweet links to Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic on YouTube. This tweet is a reply to @Karolicker, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Stinkoman's party was in reference to Happy Trogday.		13 Jan 2021🔗
	18 years ago today, I drew a little dragon and screamed a little song. Come celebrate #Trogday with the first new homepage in over 10 years. homestarrunner.com/main/27	13 Jan 2021🔗
Don't worry. He's not. This tweet is a reply to @Pocomouse, who replied to the previous Tweet saying they never knew the King of Town was named King Castlefunny.		11 Jan 2021🔗
	Who do you think would win in a vintage cold ones signage battle? King Castlefunny or that Hamms Bear? I'm betting the King fries and eats Bear in three rounds. (kot art by @babypopdipstick) Video Transcript {A bar sign: the left side resembles a stone tower with an LED display simulating a beer glass filling and emptying. The right side has a picture of King Castlefunny and a beer glass, and the words 'King Castlefunny proclaimeth: "The Glass is ALWAYS half-full with" Frothman's LITE'.} ANNOUNCER: Here at Frothman's Lite, we're way more concerned with cool, throwback-y signage than we are with a cold one that tastes any good.	11 Jan 2021🔗
This has been discussed. This tweet links to Homestar Runner Squintmojis on YouTube. This tweet is a reply to @RABlDCHILD, who posted a series of emojis, saying they looked like Strong Bad.		6 Jan 2021🔗
By going to homestarrunner.com right now where you can watch the original cartoons without flash on all devices and in all browsers thanks to a project called Ruffle! This tweet is a reply to @bethahop, who asked how she could watch Homestar Runner without Flash.		6 Jan 2021🔗
	Aw man! How come @npr didn't use this great clip of me rippin' on public radio instead?! Also apparently me and my dumb animal character companions are a "cool early experiment!" Sounds dangerous, not-peer-reviewed, and unstable! I like it! This tweet quotes @mcolles, who linked to NPR's segment on the death of Flash, in which Homestar Runner was given a shoutout. Video Transcript See public radio segment of radio. Fun Facts	5 Jan 2021🔗
Yes. Someday. This tweet is a reply to @AlucardsQuest, who replied to the [#1345055889213034496 Intro Cinematic Tweet] asking if there was any chance of a console port of Videlectrix games.		4 Jan 2021🔗
No you don't understand, the real Homsar said this while raking corn starch into a shag carpet! I recorded it and matched it up with this fan's puppet video! This tweet is a reply to @bortman0, who replied to the previous Tweet noting that what Homsar said made sense.		4 Jan 2021🔗
	I did it @gabemcfrank! I got Homestar and Homsar to say stuff that matches your ancient homemade fan puppets! I crap you not, they just said this stuff throughout the normal course of their day! Apparently, Homestar constantly addresses an invisible audience of "kids." This tweet quotes the same @gabemcfrank Tweet as before. Video Transcript {Homestar's puppet pops up in front of a curtain.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Laaaaa! Oh hello kids! I'm fish face broken buzzer Homestar Runner! Byyye! {He disappears. Cut to Homsar's puppet.} HOMSAR: AaAaAaA! Don't look now, but I'm a felt tube in portrait mode! {He disappears.}	4 Jan 2021🔗
These are amazing! Pime cone Bubs is inspired! And that Trogdorvski crystal Strong Sad is just begging to be cat swatted! This tweet quotes @EnduringBeta, whose partner made a number of ornaments inspired by Decemberween Short Shorts.		3 Jan 2021🔗
	Known issues. On hold with tech support now. This tweet is a reply to @colincidence, who reported that homestarrunner.com was down.	3 Jan 2021🔗
These are perfect! They accurately reflect what droopy bags both Homestar and Homsar are in real life! Send me some video of them in action and I'll see if I can trick those two into recording voices! This tweet is a reply to @gabemcfrank, who shared Homestar Runner and Homsar puppets he made as a child.		3 Jan 2021🔗
Read the warning below the screen. Ruffle can't do blurrytimes yet This tweet is a reply to @Hudson8675309, who reported that Main Page 24 was not blurry.		1 Jan 2021🔗
Stinkoman is AS2, not 3. Biggest issue is Ruffle choking on external files that hold all the level data. Currently, in the Ruffle version, you can watch level intro cutscenes and read the manual and play levels 3.1 and 3.2 since they don't load from external files. This tweet is a reply to @bemusedHorseman and @GabePuratekuta, who were discussing Stinkoman 20X6 not working in Ruffle due to its use of ActionScript.		1 Jan 2021🔗
Good catch! Fixed it up so nice! This tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who noted that a buggy version of the Strong Bad Email your friends had been uploaded to the new website.		1 Jan 2021🔗
btdubz: Stinkoman still appears to be playable in Chrome for the time being if you have flash enabled: old.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/... This tweet is a reply to the Tweet about the intro cinematic.		1 Jan 2021🔗
There's a warning under the game about that. Stinkoman doesn't work in Ruffle in the first place and this version sorta works (only level 3! Your fave I'm sure!) which is better than a 404 page. It's aaaaaaall being worked on and in progress. This tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who reported that the Stinkoman 20X6 version linked from the games menu only went up to level 4.		1 Jan 2021🔗
	This tweet was pinned. Finally, witness the Stinkoman 20X6 intro cinematic by @SmallBuStudio in full-em-on HD! (Props to everybody who earned this by beating the game!) youtu.be/_iAaQ-MTDIU	1 Jan 2021🔗
They're all hidden on the sbemail menu! (not on mobile currently) This tweet is a reply to @Spy_waffles, who asked if the scroll button songs were gone for good after the homestarrunner.com update.		1 Jan 2021🔗