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Drive-Thru Whale

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"Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to lick the wounds ."

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The Blubb-O's Whale without a speaker.

The Drive-Thru Whale, also known as the Blubb-O's Whale, is a smiling blue whale-shaped drive-through speaker that did not originally appear to be linked to a restaurant, though nightlife suggests (and Blubb-O's Commercial confirms) that it is the mascot for Blubb-O's. The speaker is very scratchy and difficult to understand. Its speech patterns range from typical drive-thru speaker phrases like "Would you like to try a combo meal?" to seemingly random phrases like "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day," as well as playing a short length of music while moving its flume of water up and down.

The Drive-Thru Whale can move from place to place using a rocket booster mounted underneath it, which allows it to fly up into Outer Space, and it can also rise up from underground. It apparently has a taste for Europa-pean Lobster, or perhaps for anything that will sever its leg. The Drive-Thru Whale was originally discovered in The Field, but has since been seen on the Sweet Puttin' Cakes Puttiature Golf-Golf Course and Behind the Fence.

The Drive-Thru Whale is in Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People, as a location in The Field. It says random phrases and cryptic hints when interacted with. In Strong Badia The Free it appears to have its own country, "50% Off Apple Pie Charts". It plays a crucial role in sabotaging Pomstar in Baddest of the Bands. It can grow another flume of water after losing one, as seen in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. In 8-Bit is Enough, the Drive-Thru Whale is turned into a sound test for the player after the blast. It plays songs ranging from the Trogdor theme to others.

Coach Z plays the Drive-Thru Whale as a costumed mascot for the restaurant as seen in the commercial.

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Drive-Thru Whale's Quotes of the Week