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| Homsar's words of wisdom:
This template adds one random Homsar quote to a page or caption.
To add a new quote to this page:
- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.
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- Homsar as seen in for kids.
- None other than America's favorite blue midget Homestar: Homsar!!
- "The captain of the gravy train."
- "I'm just a friendly reminder."
- "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
- "Think I won the powerball."
- "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!"
- "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
- "I'm a trendy totebag!"
- "It's time for tasteball!"
- "I'm forever your girl!"
- "I'm crying on the inside."
- "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"
- A million ladies tall.
- "I'm a song from the sixties."
- Rightio! I think I can twice!
- Raised by a cup of coffee.
- 'Twas the pride of the peaches.
- Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
- "I do what I'm told."
- "I still can't feel my legs."
- "Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
- "I'm open for interpretation."
- "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
- "I'm the original ladies' man!"
- "When can we start the Jeffersons?"
- "James!"
- "Kelsey Grammer!"
- "Legitimate Business!"
- "This is the thrill of a lifetime."
- "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
- "Caramel corn for president, please!"
- "I'm a little light in the leftovers!"
- "This dinner party is top dollar!"
- "I've brought my best foot flowered. Pshooo!"
- "Udyeah, what is it, Strong Baad?"
- "Well, hello, chocolate cake!"
- "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that rhinoceros around?"
- "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy."
- "You're a real state trooper."
- "Location, location, location."
- "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
- "Eggs tree, eggs tree."
- "This get-up is mah get down!"
- "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my jengajam."
- "I'm saving the best for last."
- "Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar!"
- "Climb aboard!"
- "Sure beats breaking up with me."
- "Don't look now!"
- "And also with you."
- "I blew it, man! I lose my touch."
- "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
- "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
- "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..."
- "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"
- "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."
- "AaAaAh, My cheese is 50 cent!"
- "Don't touch my severance package."
- "Bury me deep, I’m cold and clammy!"
- "Aaah! These Easter pants are getting way too tight."
- "Don't count on it, munster may-an!"
- "My paste is overwhelmed since Twelvesday."
- "If you don't step away from the car, I'll chop your fingers on."
- "I'm a touchy feely-holic!"
- The make-money magnate.
- "I'm a long-standing munch date."
- "My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"
- "You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!"
- "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!"
- "I'm pleasant!!"
- "AaAh, get consummate!"
- "Step right up! I'm a crudely drawn cupcake!"
- "Don't forget your tapesicle!"
- "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about jogging suits!"
- "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!"
- "My baseboards are full of chicken sticks!"
- An all-expenses-paid vacation.
- Broke the tip off my stipend!
- "Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!"
- Save room for the laughtrack, Lowcash!
- A fresh dipe, if you see what I mean.
- The old jalboa jump shot.
- "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!"
- "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!"
- "I leave my itch machine on pause mostly."
- "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk pancake!"
- "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from yesteryear!!"
- "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!"
- "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one big round one!"
- "I'm the long way back from naptime!"
- "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like paradise!"
- "Here comes the Yogurt Patrol!"
- "I left my bacon at the tennis patch!"
- "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local Leroy!"
- "Itch Machine!"
- "Iguanodon!"
- "Insurance!"
- "Incorporated!"
- "Insomniacs!"
- Tape my hat to the door.
- "GrRrRraaauuughnck there, Rubbermaid, can you redirect me to the nearest puke-valanche?"
- "My punjab has a pretty price-tag!"
- "I'm your death's door neighbor."
- "Puff. Cough. Toff."
- "If you need me, I'll be loked after dark."
- "AaAaAaAah, itchy parts for five hundred, please, Valerie!"
- "AaAaAaAah! This has been a supreme fish delight."
- Stuck a Q on the wall by the dream catchers.
- "Okay, bye-dee-bye!"
- "AaAaAaAah, you're a pork rind's president!"
- "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the chalk sauce!"
- "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump."
- "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the shipping supplies!"
- "Zapruder!"
- "Middleman!"
- "Toast Crunch!"
- "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!"
- "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee."
- "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks stashed-a-mundo."
- "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal found object."
- "I right-clicked when I shoulda lept."
- "I spilled botanicula all over my workbook."
- "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit my frontal lobe!"
- "DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!"
- "Contraption flaption, what's your hedge fund?"
- "Ah'm a real batch export!
- "I'm a blanket snowman in Grandma's rocker!"
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The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "Whoo-hooo!"
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| The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom:
This template adds one random Drive-Thru Whale quote to a page or caption.
To add a new quote to this page:
- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.
*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude>
- "Would you like to try a combo meal?"
- "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
- "Steve, drive around to the seventh window."
- "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am."
- "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!"
- "Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."
- "You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?"
- "It's brown."
- "Cave your brown."
- "Please enter your password."
- "Would you like monkeys with that?"
- "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open."
- "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! Thank you!"
- "Welcome to Blubb-O's!"
- "When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse."
- "I've got your nostrum right here."
- "Whoo-hooo!"
- "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me."
- "For a new dynamic, please drive through!"
- "Special orders can be upsetting."
- "You can't get ahead until you get a head!"
- "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!"
- "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering."
- "We request happy green time!"
- "Lighten up, jumpy jumperson."
- "We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!"
- "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'"
- "Blubb-O's Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat."
- "We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail."
- "Will you be my candy-colored valentine?"
- "Always double-down with a king in the hole."
- "You never call, you never write..."
- "I'm a pretty girl!"
- "Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to lick the wounds."
- "In many cultures, large nostrils are a sign of virility."
- "If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain!"
- "Eat portly accountants again soon!"
- "Please tie boards to the second window."
- "Welcome to Blubb-o's.Can I have your mother's shins please?"
- "Supasize that with a monkey's paw?"
- "Have you fried our population bombs?"
- "Shake things up with our new Slappy Grill toys."
- "Get your lighter from the anvil, please."
- "Pull forward for your metal detector."
- "Kids love our spicy hidden wings."
- "Immolate your brother, please."
- "Cashiers can not accept lost artifacts."
- "Our donor organs are always booked in pure dirigibles."
- "Would you like flaming skulls with that?"
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Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "Many combolations, Elizagerth! I hope you get all my... particles."
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| Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom:
This template adds one random Senor Cardgage quote to a page or caption.
To add a new quote to this page:
- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.
*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude>
- "Oh, excardon me!"
- "I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?"
- "I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
- "Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Could you help an old Soderbergh gather his spectacles?"
- "Thank you, ma'am, would you care for a slice of gum?"
- "I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in."
- "Ex-obably not."
- "Many combolations, Elizagerth! I hope you get all my... particles."
- "Hi there, Belindas!"
- "I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mort-gage."
- "We can help you get a leg up on the pile!"
- "Low rates, percent signs... I dunno..."
- "No probalo!"
- "Home Lawn, Escrow, Re-Financin' — you name it, we've got it!"
- "Come along down for a free canceltation with one of our handsome talking experts."
- "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A."
- "You're every welcome, Valerie."
- "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!"
- "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?"
- "I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."
- "It won't be here forever. So come see me and this little dog for vera low prices!!"
- "Those were all good years. Don't let another minute go you by."
- "My left name is 'Tremendous Savings', Ms. America! Go out for a pass!"
- "Bring on down your whole fambly!"
- "We'll set up some tents and hot dogs for your... babies. Those like those, right?"
- "You doe NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!"
- "Wake up! Senorial Day is here with the vengeance!"
- "You bet! How 'bout I hit ya on the slant?"
- "Let the little childrens go."
- "Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tacklebox."
- "Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete."
- "I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take."
- "Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."
- "Good efening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest."
- "Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!"
- "Why, hello, Mistretta. Check out Senor Cardgage's Intregway."
- "Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land mower turned bankways!"
- "If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!"
- "Oh... I should eat a pony."
- "Oh. Hello-quialism. Who are these guys?"
- "This is not what I sagged on for."
- "Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
- "Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!"
- "Thank yo, Presbyterian."
- "Panctice... Squad... Cutterback."
- "Oh... Lifty Fernandez."
- "Grape... soda... banked?"
- "I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I steep some identificaption?"
- "Soggy, Junior. Come back when you're all grold up."
- "Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer."
- "Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?"
- "No, the kids are all went to the mallvies."
- "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?"
- "No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break."
- "There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess."
- "Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno."
- "Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade."
- "That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prong date?"
- "Okay. No thanks for all."
- "Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?"
- "Tablature, Fernelda."
- "Oh, I'm going to go back to bed now."
- "Wa-ha-hooo."
- "I don't think I've ever encroached for many years, back in the service, twice related."
- "A poolside affair."
- "Oh, not as well."
- "Well, I not as well."
- "You're not going to pretand, I can't break it off to you."
- "Have to go now."
- "This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my compooter, Bathsheba."
- "Hello, Chi Minh?"
- "Is this a Frank call?"
- "Thank you, Hot Pooey. Would you care to coincide?"
- "Oh...not much...I'm just...dying..."
- "Hot Pooey..."
- "My coma's toast!"
- "Oh! My Toyota Cressida!"
- "You rally might, Pez Dispenser."
- "Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is... A Decemberween Mackerel!"
- "Conjunctivitis..."
- "Potrzebie, Calendula. I've been kuwaiting for you all nice."
- "Go ahead, take as money as you like. And then I'll call the police."
- "Prude me in, Couch Z. I'm Reggie Toupée."
- "No, I bronk my own."
- "It's clearly state-of-the-arp."
- "Mash play, Polenta!"
- "Protuberances abound, Regolith!"
- "I'm Seron Cardgage, the lead star from Characters Website!"
- "I'd like to pintroduce you to the Family Might/Could!"
- "Hedge, Package Sirloin!"
- "Excessive breeding, Mollytwice."
- "Cumberland down... to Terrible Herbst."
- "Ohh... I'm never gonna top that one..."
- "Proletariat, Gelzatrude!"
- "Course syllabus, Mandy-perth!"
- "Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms!"
- "Excuse me, Belinda, can you give me bank my tenny show?"
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This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.
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| This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.
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This user can play the guitar.
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| This user can play the guitar.
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If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
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| If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
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This user is not willing to sever their leg, but they would like to try a combo meal.
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This user mourns the loss of the old paper.
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| <span style="color:white">This user mourns the loss of the old paper.</span>
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| <span style="color:lime">Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.</span>
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This user has to save their weird accent!
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| This user has to save their weird accent!
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This user can play the violin.
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| This user can play the violin.
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This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.
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| This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.
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This user has a good time with bread.
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| This user has a good time with bread.
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This user can do it! They can do it twelve times!
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| This user can do it! They can do it twelve times!
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This user is imagining why on Earth they can't get ye flask!
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| This user is imagining why on Earth they can't get ye flask!
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This user downloads a lot of fonts.
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| This user downloads a lot of fonts.
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This user spends a lot of time in the sandbox.
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| This user spends a lot of time in the sandbox.
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This user has shanked ______'s jenga ship.
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| This user has shanked ______'s jenga ship.
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This user's jenga ship has been shanked by ______.
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| This user's jenga ship has been shanked by ______.
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This user graduated at CGNU.
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| This user graduated at CGNU.
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This user submitted a costume to the .
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This user submitted a pumpkin to the .
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| <span style="color:orange">This user has been on the Punkin Show.</span>
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This user's favorite band is sloshy.
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| This user was disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot.
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This user likes board games more than most people. By that, this user means that they like board games more than most people do. And by that, this user also means they like board games more than they like most people.
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| <span style="color:white">This user likes board games more than most people. By that, this user means that they like board games more than most people do. And by that, this user also means they like board games more than they like most people.</span>
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