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[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The King of Town's Castle|K.O.T. Castle]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The King of Town's Castle|K.O.T. Castle]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]].


On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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{| id="toc" class="wikitable toc" summary="Contents"
== Outside ==
|-
| <div id="toctitle">
 
<span id="contents"></span>
== Contents ==
 
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* [#Outside 1 Outside]
** [#Upon_entry 1.1 Upon entry]
** [#Castle 1.2 Castle]
** [#Dirt_Pile 1.3 Dirt Pile]
** [#Hedge 1.4 Hedge]
*** [#Hedge_2 1.4.1 Hedge]
*** [#Hedge_Shears_.E2.86.92_Hedge 1.4.2 Hedge Shears → Hedge]
** [#King_of_Town 1.5 King of Town]
** [#Treasure_Marker 1.6 Treasure Marker]
*** [#Treasure_Marker_2 1.6.1 Treasure Marker]
*** [#Shovel_.E2.86.92_Treasure_Marker 1.6.2 Shovel → Treasure Marker]
* [#Inside 2 Inside]
** [#Upon_entry_2 2.1 Upon entry]
** [#Bonsai 2.2 Bonsai]
** [#Criminal_Record 2.3 Criminal Record]
** [#Drain 2.4 Drain]
** [#King_of_Town_2 2.5 King of Town]
** [#Plunger 2.6 Plunger]
*** [#Plunger_.E2.86.92_Drain 2.6.1 Plunger → Drain]
** [#Poopsmith 2.7 Poopsmith]
** [#Privacy_Screen 2.8 Privacy Screen]
** [#Shovel 2.9 Shovel]
** [#Statue 2.10 Statue]
** [#Vent 2.11 Vent]
** [#Whatsit 2.12 Whatsit]
*** [#Shovel_.E2.86.92_Whatsit 2.12.1 Shovel → Whatsit]
** [#When_caught 2.13 When caught]
** [#When_the_Poopsmith_stops_shoveling 2.14 When the Poopsmith stops shoveling]
 
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<span id="outside"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Outside </span> ==


<span id="upon-entry"></span>
=== Upon entry ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Upon entry </span> ===


''First time only''
''First time only''
'''STRONG BAD:''' There it is, the King of Town's fairly penetrable castle fortress. Somewhere deep inside its stinking, obstructed bowels, is the criminal record that's keeping Homestar's whiny, whitey butt glued to my couch!
'''STRONG BAD:''' There it is, the King of Town's fairly penetrable castle fortress. Somewhere deep inside its stinking, obstructed bowels, is the criminal record that's keeping Homestar's whiny, whitey butt glued to my couch!


<span id="castle"></span>
=== Castle ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Castle</span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town's castle is a monument to food... kinda like the King of Town himself.
'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town's castle is a monument to food... kinda like the King of Town himself.


<span id="dirt-pile"></span>
=== Dirt Pile ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Dirt Pile</span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Someone should replace that divot...someone other than me.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Someone should replace that divot...someone other than me.


<span id="hedge"></span>
=== Hedge ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Hedge</span> ===


<span id="hedge-1"></span>
==== Hedge ====
==== <span class="mw-headline">Hedge</span> ====


'''Before Trimming'''
'''Before Trimming'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' I would've thought the King would trim these hedges himself when he's in one of his grazing phases.
'''STRONG BAD:''' I would've thought the King would trim these hedges himself when he's in one of his grazing phases.


'''After Trimming'''
'''After Trimming'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks really good... a big ol' leafy arm... coming out of the back of his neck there.
'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks really good... a big ol' leafy arm... coming out of the back of his neck there.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' And the Trogdor comes in the ''NIIIII''— ''{hacking coughs}'' ...Ugh, I gotta take better care of my pipes.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' And the Trogdor comes in the ''NIIIII''— ''{hacking coughs}'' ...Ugh, I gotta take better care of my pipes.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' ''Sweet!''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' ''Sweet!''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Niiice...
'''STRONG BAD:''' Niiice...


<span id="hedge-shears-hedge"></span>
==== Hedge Shears → Hedge ====
==== <span class="mw-headline">Hedge Shears → Hedge</span> ====


'''STRONG BAD:''' Take that you bush-league hedge! ...err, hedge-league bush... ''{trims the hedge into the shape of Trogdor}'' Oh yeah, that's much better. And check it out, free hedge trimmings!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Take that you bush-league hedge! ...err, hedge-league bush... ''{trims the hedge into the shape of Trogdor}'' Oh yeah, that's much better. And check it out, free hedge trimmings!


<span id="king-of-town"></span>
=== King of Town ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">King of Town</span> ===


'''Only appears in Extended Play'''
'''Only appears in Extended Play'''


'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey—
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey—
'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Don't talk to me, Strong Bad! Thanks to you, I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a mole queen, my head is throbbing, and worst of all, I've been lured away from a cart full of cold cuts and mini-breads! So unless you want me to start slapping unnecessary taxes and tariffs on you, you'll leave me alone!
'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Don't talk to me, Strong Bad! Thanks to you, I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a mole queen, my head is throbbing, and worst of all, I've been lured away from a cart full of cold cuts and mini-breads! So unless you want me to start slapping unnecessary taxes and tariffs on you, you'll leave me alone!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Taxes? That sounds... ominous.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Taxes? That sounds... ominous.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...
'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...
'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Furiously}'' Silence!
'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Furiously}'' Silence!


<span id="treasure-marker"></span>
=== Treasure Marker ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Treasure Marker </span> ===


<span id="treasure-marker-1"></span>
==== Treasure Marker ====
==== <span class="mw-headline"> Treasure Marker </span> ====


'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a good thing the Taranchula Black Metal Detector comes with these ball markers, or I might lose track of my cool finds! Thanks, Taranchula Black Metal Detector!
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a good thing the Taranchula Black Metal Detector comes with these ball markers, or I might lose track of my cool finds! Thanks, Taranchula Black Metal Detector!


<span id="shovel-treasure-marker"></span>
==== Shovel → Treasure Marker ====
==== <span class="mw-headline"> Shovel → Treasure Marker </span> ====


'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we'll find out what kinda phat loot the King of Town keeps buried just to the left of his castle! ''{digs}'' Whoa! ''{uncovers the next Snake Boxer V manual page}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we'll find out what kinda phat loot the King of Town keeps buried just to the left of his castle! ''{digs}'' Whoa! ''{uncovers the next Snake Boxer V manual page}''


<span id="inside"></span>
== Inside ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Inside </span> ==


<span id="upon-entry-1"></span>
=== Upon entry ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Upon entry </span> ===


''First time only''
''First time only''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interior hallway of the castle, Strong Bad is not seen on screen}'' Let's see now... Hall of Cheese Rinds... Sausage Casings Room... Grand Chamber of Milk Sauce?  Ah, here it is, the Hall of Records! ''{enters the chamber}''  Aw, crap, it's the King of Town's personal bodyguard-slash-mime-slash-poosmith, the Poopsmith! I'll have to be even sneakier than usual if I want to get past him. Lucky for me, the Poopsmith never seems to notice anything while he's in the midst of a good ol' fashioned poop shoveling.


'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interior hallway of the castle, Strong Bad is not seen on screen}'' Let's see now... Hall of Cheese Rinds... Sausage Casings Room... Grand Chamber of Milk Sauce? Ah, here it is, the Hall of Records! ''{enters the chamber}'' Aw, crap, it's the King of Town's personal bodyguard-slash-mime-slash-poosmith, the Poopsmith! I'll have to be even sneakier than usual if I want to get past him. Lucky for me, the Poopsmith never seems to notice anything while he's in the midst of a good ol' fashioned poop shoveling.
=== Bonsai ===
 
<span id="bonsai"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Bonsai </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown!
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown!


<span id="criminal-record"></span>
=== Criminal Record ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Criminal Record </span> ===


'''Entering through the door'''
'''Entering through the door'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, it's Homestar's criminal record! I'll just scoop it up and—
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, it's Homestar's criminal record! I'll just scoop it up and—
'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG BAD:''' This is gonna hurt.
'''STRONG BAD:''' This is gonna hurt.
'''STRONG MAD:''' ARRR!
'''STRONG MAD:''' ARRR!
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Ow! It looks like once again, I'll have to use my mighty Strong Bad brain. I should probably just start doin' that in the first place from now on.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Ow! It looks like once again, I'll have to use my mighty Strong Bad brain. I should probably just start doin' that in the first place from now on.


'''Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is there'''
'''Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is there'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Judging from this melodramatic close-up, I'd wager that that's Homestar Runner's criminal record! I'll just drop down and get it!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Judging from this melodramatic close-up, I'd wager that that's Homestar Runner's criminal record! I'll just drop down and get it!
'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Here comes the suck.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Here comes the suck.
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I think I've learned an important lesson here.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I think I've learned an important lesson here.
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see if it'll work this time.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see if it'll work this time.
'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Guess not.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Guess not.
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I'll never get that record while Strong Mad's guarding it!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I'll never get that record while Strong Mad's guarding it!


'''Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is gone'''
'''Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is gone'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Aha! Now for some for-real uninterrupted cat-burglar action! ''{jumps down}'' ''{talking to his hands}'' I swear gloves, this is the last time you'll have to touch evidence of nekkid Homestar. ''{Strong Mad comes running}'' Hi there, sailor. ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Geronimoooo! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Ta-daaa! Well I didn't end up with the bags of cash, or the bags of cash shaped diamonds that I usually score when I cat-burgle, but at least I finally got my gloves on Homestar's stupid criminal record! Now maybe I can get him off my couch and away from my television!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Aha! Now for some for-real uninterrupted cat-burglar action! ''{jumps down}'' ''{talking to his hands}'' I swear gloves, this is the last time you'll have to touch evidence of nekkid Homestar. ''{Strong Mad comes running}'' Hi there, sailor. ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Geronimoooo! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Ta-daaa! Well I didn't end up with the bags of cash, or the bags of cash shaped diamonds that I usually score when I cat-burgle, but at least I finally got my gloves on Homestar's stupid criminal record! Now maybe I can get him off my couch and away from my television!


<span id="drain"></span>
=== Drain ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Drain </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' It's one of the slimy, oozing, clogged up drain pipes that snake nastily through the castle. Kinda like the King's intestines.
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's one of the slimy, oozing, clogged up drain pipes that snake nastily through the castle. Kinda like the King's intestines.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't even what to think about what kind of stuff is clogging up that drain pipe.
'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't even what to think about what kind of stuff is clogging up that drain pipe.


<span id="king-of-town-1"></span>
=== King of Town ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> King of Town </span> ===


'''Heard through the vent'''
'''Heard through the vent'''
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Fetch me my royal balogna!
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Fetch me my royal balogna!
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I think I'm going to start calling Thursday Nougatday, which will be filled with rich creamy nougat...
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I think I'm going to start calling Thursday Nougatday, which will be filled with rich creamy nougat...
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Where's my royal custard? I can't take my bath without my royal custard!
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Where's my royal custard? I can't take my bath without my royal custard!
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Why should I let them eat cake? It's ''my'' cake!
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Why should I let them eat cake? It's ''my'' cake!


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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nom-nom-no—''Ow!'' I'b bit by tongue! Mmm, takes pretty good!
 
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nom-nom-no—''Ow!'' I'b bit by tongue! Mmm, takes pretty good!
 
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}'' ''{belch}'' Oh dear, I've eaten my foot. Again.
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}'' ''{belch}'' Oh dear, I've eaten my foot. Again.
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Someone get me a bowl of grub! And a bowl of grubs for my new bride!
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Someone get me a bowl of grub! And a bowl of grubs for my new bride!
'''MOLE QUEEN:''' Lo-fat dressing on the side, please!
'''MOLE QUEEN:''' Lo-fat dressing on the side, please!


<span id="plunger"></span>
=== Plunger ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Plunger </span> ===


'''Picking it up'''
'''Picking it up'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' By the power of — er— Brownskull! ''{takes plunger}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' By the power of — er— Brownskull! ''{takes plunger}''


'''When in drain'''
'''When in drain'''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Allez oop! Whoa, powerful suction action!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Allez oop! Whoa, powerful suction action!
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Boing!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Boing!


<span id="plunger-drain"></span>
==== Plunger → Drain ====
==== <span class="mw-headline"> Plunger → Drain </span> ====


'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat plunger, drainy!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat plunger, drainy!
''{He throws the plunger javelin-style at the drain.  It sticks.}''


''{He throws the plunger javelin-style at the drain. It sticks.}''
=== Poopsmith ===
 
<span id="poopsmith"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Poopsmith </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' The Poopsmith creeps me out, man.
'''STRONG BAD:''' The Poopsmith creeps me out, man.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Why won't he SAY anything?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Why won't he SAY anything?


<span id="privacy-screen"></span>
=== Privacy Screen ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Privacy Screen </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!


<span id="shovel"></span>
=== Shovel ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Shovel </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' One of the Poopsmith's shovels, score! ''{takes it}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' One of the Poopsmith's shovels, score! ''{takes it}''


<span id="statue"></span>
=== Statue ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Statue </span> ===


''First time only''
''First time only''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Stealth Strong Bad comes with everything you see here! Now you see him, now you don't! Only from Cheap as Free Toys! ''{a cartoon bubble with the words''Cheap as Free''appears briefly on the screen}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Stealth Strong Bad comes with everything you see here! Now you see him, now you don't! Only from Cheap as Free Toys! ''{a cartoon bubble with the words'' Cheap as Free ''appears briefly on the screen}''
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate cloaking shield! Whawhawhawha.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate cloaking shield! Whawhawhawha.


<span id="vent"></span>
=== Vent ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Vent </span> ===


'''From ground'''
'''From ground'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' That vent undoubtedly leads to all sorts of hidden Strong Bad sized crawlspaces... too bad I can't reach it.
'''STRONG BAD:''' That vent undoubtedly leads to all sorts of hidden Strong Bad sized crawlspaces... too bad I can't reach it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stretches and grunts}'' Nope. Still can't reach it.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stretches and grunts}'' Nope. Still can't reach it.


'''From on plunger'''
'''From on plunger'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
'''If Strong Bad had been spotted beforehand'''
'''If Strong Bad had been spotted beforehand'''
'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT?
'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT?
 
'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{hold up a sign reading''?''}''
'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{hold up a sign reading'' ?''}''
 
'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT?
'''STRONG MAD:''' INTRUDER ALERT?
 
'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{hold up a sign reading''???''}''
'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{hold up a sign reading'' ???''}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from above}'' It's a good thing Strong Mad doesn't have a neck, or he might be able to look up.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{from above}'' It's a good thing Strong Mad doesn't have a neck, or he might be able to look up.


'''Jumping back down onto the plunger'''
'''Jumping back down onto the plunger'''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, oof!  
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, oof!
 
'''If busted'''
'''If busted'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, whatsit.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, whatsit.


<span id="whatsit"></span>
=== Whatsit ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Whatsit </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{revolted shuddering noises}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{revolted shuddering noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Gah! It's... still warm.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Gah! It's... still warm.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This is some top shelf poop. I can see why the Poopsmith is so interested in it.
'''STRONG BAD:''' This is some top shelf poop. I can see why the Poopsmith is so interested in it.


<span id="shovel-whatsit"></span>
==== Shovel → Whatsit ====
==== <span class="mw-headline"> Shovel → Whatsit </span> ====


'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! I'm not the Poopsmith's unpaid summer intern... Strong Sad is.
'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! I'm not the Poopsmith's unpaid summer intern... Strong Sad is.


<span id="when-caught"></span>
=== When caught ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> When caught </span> ===
 
'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{holds up a sign reading'' !!''}''


'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{holds up a sign reading''!!''}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crunch.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crunch.
'''STRONG MAD:''' GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG MAD:''' GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, brother Strong Mad! Are you here to help me steal Homestar's record? ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof!  I'll take that as a no.


'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, brother Strong Mad! Are you here to help me steal Homestar's record? ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I'll take that as a no.
'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{holds up a sign reading''YOU AGAIN?''}''
 
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'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{holds up a sign reading'' YOU AGAIN?''}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crunchberries.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crunchberries.
'''STRONG MAD:''' FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG MAD:''' FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! ''{comes running}'' INTRUDER ALERT!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, take it easy big fella! ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I should probably quit doing that. What with the drain bamage and all.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, take it easy big fella! ''{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}'' Ahhh! ''{Strong Bad falls off screen}'' Oof! I should probably quit doing that. What with the drain bamage and all.
'''If Strong Bad was hiding when Strong Mad catches him'''
'''If Strong Bad was hiding when Strong Mad catches him'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... I guess I'll have to be more, um, stealthy.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... I guess I'll have to be more, um, stealthy.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hurm, I should really try to find someplace to hide when the Poopsmith stops, um, smithing poop.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hurm, I should really try to find someplace to hide when the Poopsmith stops, um, smithing poop.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think my incredible hiding powers will work on Strong Mad.
'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think my incredible hiding powers will work on Strong Mad.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I may have to find some sort of alternate route to the record room.
'''STRONG BAD:''' I may have to find some sort of alternate route to the record room.


<span id="when-the-poopsmith-stops-shoveling"></span>
=== When the Poopsmith stops shoveling ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> When the Poopsmith stops shoveling </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to the poop sounds?
'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to the poop sounds?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Poopy's on the move!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Poopy's on the move!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that?!
'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that?!


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! colspan="2" style="background-color:#564C99;text-align:center;" | ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Snake Boxer 5]], [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]<br />
'''''[[Homestar Ruiner Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], '''K.o.T. Castle''', [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)|The Field]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Homestar at the Track]], [[Around the Field]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Handle My Style]], [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Fluffy Puff Jela-ton]], [[Showdown]]<br />
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 2:<br />[[Strong Badia the Free]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Math Kickers]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Maps and Minions]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Countries]], [[Homsartifacts]]<br />
'''''[[Strong Badia the Free Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)|Bleak House]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)|Homsar Reservation]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)|Pompomerania]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)|Country]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)|Marzistar]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|The Castle]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Justice Combo Meal]]
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|Bands]]<br />
'''''[[Baddest of the Bands Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)|Club Technochocolate]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)|Battle of the Bands stages]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]], [[Baddest of the Bands Promo|Promo]], [[Baddestofthebands.com|baddestofthebands.com]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Food-Related Love]], [[Cool Tapes songs]], [[Songs from Baddest of the Bands|Other songs]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 4:<br />[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3:<br />The Criminal Projective]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe]]<br />
'''''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)|Smoky Office]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)|Brainblow City]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)|Strongborneo]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)|Secret Lab]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)|Catacombs]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)|Old Club]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)|Cutesy's House]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)|World Locations]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)|The Sun]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips|Gameplay Clips]], [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site|Mini-Site]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]]
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]], [[Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Character Variations|Character Variations]], [[Spirits of '76]], [[Halfathlon]]<br />
'''''[[8-Bit is Enough Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)|Crates]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)|Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)|Halfathlon]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)|Gel-Arshie's Backstage]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)|Stinkoman 20X6]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)|Peasantry]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]]
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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"Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!"

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from K.O.T. Castle in Homestar Ruiner.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Outside

Upon entry

First time only STRONG BAD: There it is, the King of Town's fairly penetrable castle fortress. Somewhere deep inside its stinking, obstructed bowels, is the criminal record that's keeping Homestar's whiny, whitey butt glued to my couch!

Castle

STRONG BAD: The King of Town's castle is a monument to food... kinda like the King of Town himself.

Dirt Pile

STRONG BAD: Someone should replace that divot...someone other than me.

Hedge

Hedge

Before Trimming STRONG BAD: I would've thought the King would trim these hedges himself when he's in one of his grazing phases.

After Trimming STRONG BAD: That looks really good... a big ol' leafy arm... coming out of the back of his neck there.

STRONG BAD: {singing} And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIII— {hacking coughs} ...Ugh, I gotta take better care of my pipes.

STRONG BAD: {singing} Sweet!

STRONG BAD: Niiice...

Hedge Shears → Hedge

STRONG BAD: Take that you bush-league hedge! ...err, hedge-league bush... {trims the hedge into the shape of Trogdor} Oh yeah, that's much better. And check it out, free hedge trimmings!

King of Town

Only appears in Extended Play

STRONG BAD: Hey— KING OF TOWN: {Angrily} Don't talk to me, Strong Bad! Thanks to you, I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a mole queen, my head is throbbing, and worst of all, I've been lured away from a cart full of cold cuts and mini-breads! So unless you want me to start slapping unnecessary taxes and tariffs on you, you'll leave me alone! STRONG BAD: Taxes? That sounds... ominous.

STRONG BAD: Um... KING OF TOWN: {Furiously} Silence!

Treasure Marker

Treasure Marker

STRONG BAD: It's a good thing the Taranchula Black Metal Detector comes with these ball markers, or I might lose track of my cool finds! Thanks, Taranchula Black Metal Detector!

Shovel → Treasure Marker

STRONG BAD: Now we'll find out what kinda phat loot the King of Town keeps buried just to the left of his castle! {digs} Whoa! {uncovers the next Snake Boxer V manual page}

Inside

Upon entry

First time only STRONG BAD: {interior hallway of the castle, Strong Bad is not seen on screen} Let's see now... Hall of Cheese Rinds... Sausage Casings Room... Grand Chamber of Milk Sauce? Ah, here it is, the Hall of Records! {enters the chamber} Aw, crap, it's the King of Town's personal bodyguard-slash-mime-slash-poosmith, the Poopsmith! I'll have to be even sneakier than usual if I want to get past him. Lucky for me, the Poopsmith never seems to notice anything while he's in the midst of a good ol' fashioned poop shoveling.

Bonsai

STRONG BAD: It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown!

Criminal Record

Entering through the door STRONG BAD: Hey, it's Homestar's criminal record! I'll just scoop it up and— STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT! STRONG BAD: This is gonna hurt. STRONG MAD: ARRR! STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Ow! It looks like once again, I'll have to use my mighty Strong Bad brain. I should probably just start doin' that in the first place from now on.

Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is there STRONG BAD: Judging from this melodramatic close-up, I'd wager that that's Homestar Runner's criminal record! I'll just drop down and get it! STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT! STRONG BAD: Here comes the suck. STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I think I've learned an important lesson here.

STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see if it'll work this time. STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT! STRONG BAD: Guess not. STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I'll never get that record while Strong Mad's guarding it!

Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is gone STRONG BAD: Aha! Now for some for-real uninterrupted cat-burglar action! {jumps down} {talking to his hands} I swear gloves, this is the last time you'll have to touch evidence of nekkid Homestar. {Strong Mad comes running} Hi there, sailor. {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Geronimoooo! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Ta-daaa! Well I didn't end up with the bags of cash, or the bags of cash shaped diamonds that I usually score when I cat-burgle, but at least I finally got my gloves on Homestar's stupid criminal record! Now maybe I can get him off my couch and away from my television!

Drain

STRONG BAD: It's one of the slimy, oozing, clogged up drain pipes that snake nastily through the castle. Kinda like the King's intestines.

STRONG BAD: I don't even what to think about what kind of stuff is clogging up that drain pipe.

King of Town

Heard through the vent THE KING OF TOWN: Fetch me my royal balogna!

THE KING OF TOWN: I think I'm going to start calling Thursday Nougatday, which will be filled with rich creamy nougat...

THE KING OF TOWN: Where's my royal custard? I can't take my bath without my royal custard!

THE KING OF TOWN: Why should I let them eat cake? It's my cake!

THE KING OF TOWN: Nom-nom-no—Ow! I'b bit by tongue! Mmm, takes pretty good!

THE KING OF TOWN: {eating noises} {belch} Oh dear, I've eaten my foot. Again.

THE KING OF TOWN: Someone get me a bowl of grub! And a bowl of grubs for my new bride! MOLE QUEEN: Lo-fat dressing on the side, please!

Plunger

Picking it up STRONG BAD: By the power of — er— Brownskull! {takes plunger}

When in drain STRONG BAD: Allez oop! Whoa, powerful suction action!

STRONG BAD: Boing!

Plunger → Drain

STRONG BAD: Eat plunger, drainy! {He throws the plunger javelin-style at the drain. It sticks.}

Poopsmith

STRONG BAD: The Poopsmith creeps me out, man.

STRONG BAD: Why won't he SAY anything?

Privacy Screen

STRONG BAD: Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!

Shovel

STRONG BAD: One of the Poopsmith's shovels, score! {takes it}

Statue

First time only STRONG BAD: Stealth Strong Bad comes with everything you see here! Now you see him, now you don't! Only from Cheap as Free Toys! {a cartoon bubble with the wordsCheap as Freeappears briefly on the screen}

STRONG BAD: Activate cloaking shield! Whawhawhawha.

Vent

From ground STRONG BAD: That vent undoubtedly leads to all sorts of hidden Strong Bad sized crawlspaces... too bad I can't reach it.

STRONG BAD: {stretches and grunts} Nope. Still can't reach it.

From on plunger STRONG BAD: Looks like I'm gonna have to jump! If Strong Bad had been spotted beforehand STRONG MAD: {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT? THE POOPSMITH: {hold up a sign reading?} STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT? THE POOPSMITH: {hold up a sign reading???} STRONG BAD: {from above} It's a good thing Strong Mad doesn't have a neck, or he might be able to look up.

Jumping back down onto the plunger STRONG BAD: Ah, oof! If busted STRONG BAD: Aw, whatsit.

Whatsit

STRONG BAD: {revolted shuddering noises}

STRONG BAD: Gah! It's... still warm.

STRONG BAD: This is some top shelf poop. I can see why the Poopsmith is so interested in it.

Shovel → Whatsit

STRONG BAD: No way! I'm not the Poopsmith's unpaid summer intern... Strong Sad is.

When caught

THE POOPSMITH: {holds up a sign reading!!} STRONG BAD: Oh crunch. STRONG MAD: GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT! STRONG BAD: Hey, brother Strong Mad! Are you here to help me steal Homestar's record? {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I'll take that as a no.

THE POOPSMITH: {holds up a sign readingYOU AGAIN?} STRONG BAD: Oh crunchberries. STRONG MAD: FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT! STRONG BAD: Now, take it easy big fella! {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I should probably quit doing that. What with the drain bamage and all. If Strong Bad was hiding when Strong Mad catches him STRONG BAD: Hmm... I guess I'll have to be more, um, stealthy.

STRONG BAD: Hurm, I should really try to find someplace to hide when the Poopsmith stops, um, smithing poop.

STRONG BAD: I don't think my incredible hiding powers will work on Strong Mad.

STRONG BAD: I may have to find some sort of alternate route to the record room.

When the Poopsmith stops shoveling

STRONG BAD: What happened to the poop sounds?

STRONG BAD: Poopy's on the move!

STRONG BAD: What's that?!

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game,
Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD,
All Episodes Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1:
Homestar Ruiner

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad
Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field
Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown

Episode 2:
Strong Badia the Free

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions
Various: Countries, Homsartifacts
Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer
Songs: Justice Combo Meal

Episode 3:
Baddest of the Bands

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Various: Bands
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com
Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs

Episode 4:
Dangeresque 3:
The Criminal Projective

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe
Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun
Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site
Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite

Episode 5:
8-Bit is Enough

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry
Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw

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