"How he still managed to get chicks without squealy vocals or guitars is beyond me."
Food-Related Love is a piano piece written by Pom Pom. In Baddest of the Bands, Homestar Runner tried to improvise lyrics (with Strong Bad's help) while auditioning to sing in Pom Pom's band.
Lyrics
POM POM: {Bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Singing} Girl, we got a food-related love.
And it makes me wanna sing!
It's a hot 'n' tangy feeling,
kinda like a...
like a buffalo wing!
Bleu cheese or ranch?
We can dine in,
or we can take it to go.
Our food-related love makes me all tipsy,
kinda queasy, like a...
like a pint of merlot!
I used to think it was mer-lot,
until you told me it's not.
And when we food-related kiss,
it never food-related fails.
Our lips are slimy,
juicy, like a...
like these hot buttered snails! (Sooo nasty.)
"We can dine in, or we can take it to go..."
They're so gross, and buttery,
and they move so slow.
They're just like me, girl.
The way I move across the dance floor.
Our love is related to food,
and you know that it's true.
It's warm and bubbly too,
just like a... umm... like a...
Hang on, girl, gimme a minute...
just like a pot of fonduuuuuue!
BASS SINGER: Yeah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Falsetto} Just like a pot of fondue!
BASS SINGER: Pot.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Normal voice} Ohhh, fondue is related to food.
BASS SINGER: That's true.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: In fact, I think it might be a food.
Ohhh, fondue.
It's so warm and it's gooey.
{Speaks} Fonduey. So truey.
| Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
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| Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
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| Promotional Media
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Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game,
Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD,
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| All Episodes
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Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
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Episode 1:
Homestar Ruiner
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Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad
Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field
Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown
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Episode 2:
Strong Badia the Free
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Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions
Various: Countries, Homsartifacts
Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer
Songs: Justice Combo Meal
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Episode 3:
Baddest of the Bands
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Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Various: Bands
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com
Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs
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Episode 4:
Dangeresque 3:
The Criminal Projective
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Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe
Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun
Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site
Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite
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Episode 5:
8-Bit is Enough
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Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry
Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw
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