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''"You can't get past me, I'm a monster!"'' | |||
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the [[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. | [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the [[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. | ||
On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen. | On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen. | ||
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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs. | A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs. | ||
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== Catacombs == | |||
=== On first arrival === | |||
'''RENALDO:''' ''{Peeking around the door frame}'' I've got a bad ''{pronounced "baayyyaaarrrlllleerrrd"}'' feelin' about this, Dangeresque. ''{Panning shot of the catacombs}'' It's spooky and smells like sardines! | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque eats spooky for lunch! And sometimes sardines... but only if we're out of fish sticks. You stay here and watch the entrance. This is something I've got to do... alone. ''{Imitating an echo}'' Alone, alone, alone. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque eats spooky for lunch! And sometimes sardines... but only if we're out of fish sticks. You stay here and watch the entrance. This is something I've got to do... alone. ''{Imitating an echo}'' Alone, alone, alone. | ||
=== In extended play === | |||
'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' FX Interviews: The Catacombs | '''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' FX Interviews: The Catacombs | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so these are the spooky catacombs. ''{Panning around the room}'' As you can see, it's really just the King of Town's old gravy-stained records room. ''{Pans back to Strong Bad}'' Which is still pretty spooky. This is where the showdown with the CG monster is going to take place! The Cheat is our director of creature effects, and Strong Sad will be providing the mo-cap animation. Let's talk to them about their roles in the making of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so these are the spooky catacombs. ''{Panning around the room}'' As you can see, it's really just the King of Town's old gravy-stained records room. ''{Pans back to Strong Bad}'' Which is still pretty spooky. This is where the showdown with the CG monster is going to take place! The Cheat is our director of creature effects, and Strong Sad will be providing the mo-cap animation. Let's talk to them about their roles in the making of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. | ||
=== Boxes === | |||
== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' The treacherously-perched debris that caved in on the monster as it died. Classic stuff. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' The treacherously-perched debris that caved in on the monster as it died. Classic stuff. | ||
==== Smallest Box ==== | |||
=== | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Ooh, what's this? ''{Finds the shoes}'' What's THIS doin' out here? This belongs back in Wardrobe for me to try on later! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Ooh, what's this? ''{Finds the shoes}'' What's THIS doin' out here? This belongs back in Wardrobe for me to try on later! | ||
=== The Cheat === | |||
== | |||
'''Only appears in extended play''' | '''Only appears in extended play''' | ||
''{First time only}'' | ''{First time only}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Cheat. You are in charge of the special effects for this scene. What can viewers expect to see? | '''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Cheat. You are in charge of the special effects for this scene. What can viewers expect to see? | ||
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Annoyed The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Annoyed The Cheat noises}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Busy? But this is for the DVD special edition extras! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Busy? But this is for the DVD special edition extras! | ||
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Dismissive The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Dismissive The Cheat noises}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To camera}'' The Cheat is a little too preoccupied with setting up this scene to provide an in-depth interview at this moment. I can only assume that this means the effects will be a cinematic masterpiece of epic proportions! I can't wait to see the final results! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To camera}'' The Cheat is a little too preoccupied with setting up this scene to provide an in-depth interview at this moment. I can only assume that this means the effects will be a cinematic masterpiece of epic proportions! I can't wait to see the final results! | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. | ||
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Dismissive The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Dismissive The Cheat noises}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' We'd better leave him alone, so he can get these awesome computer-generated effects just perfect! | '''STRONG BAD:''' We'd better leave him alone, so he can get these awesome computer-generated effects just perfect! | ||
=== Doors (first set) === | |||
''{The doors open. The Cheat's hand can be seen pulling the left one}'' | ''{The doors open. The Cheat's hand can be seen pulling the left one}'' | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Hey, look at that! You opened up that there gateway thingie! | '''RENALDO:''' Hey, look at that! You opened up that there gateway thingie! | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Walking through}'' This is as far as dad got. Man, that was easy! I can't believe he went totally nutsoid from one little— ''{Strong Bad comes up against another door}'' Oh. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Walking through}'' This is as far as dad got. Man, that was easy! I can't believe he went totally nutsoid from one little— ''{Strong Bad comes up against another door}'' Oh. | ||
=== Doors (second set) === | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' This one's locked. ''{faces the entrance}'' And I'm not about to go back-tracking through several environments looking for a stupid key that I missed along the way. I'll just have to find another way to open it. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' This one's locked. ''{faces the entrance}'' And I'm not about to go back-tracking through several environments looking for a stupid key that I missed along the way. I'll just have to find another way to open it. | ||
=== Heart === | |||
== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Takes the heart}'' ... the legendary Blood-Soaked Albino Griffin Prism Heart! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Takes the heart}'' ... the legendary Blood-Soaked Albino Griffin Prism Heart! | ||
=== Kidnapping Victim === | |||
== | |||
''{The Poopsmith, wearing a wig to look like a girl, holds out a sign reading "I'm Saved!!")'' | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' You must be the kidnapped little girl, but... you're a beautiful woman now! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' You must be the kidnapped little girl, but... you're a beautiful woman now! | ||
''{The Poopsmith holds out a sign reading "Awwww thanks". Dangeresque puts his hand on the Poopsmith's lips}'' | |||
''{The Poopsmith holds out a sign reading | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Shhh, don't talk, baby. It's over now. ''{The Poopsmith pulls out a newspaper, headlined "LOST KIDNAPPING SLOVED", which Strong Bad takes}'' I'll take THIS as proof that the case is now closed! And I'll tell my father... he was right all along. | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shhh, don't talk, baby. It's over now. ''{The Poopsmith pulls out a newspaper, headlined | |||
''{The Poopsmith leaves, and Renaldo arrives}'' | ''{The Poopsmith leaves, and Renaldo arrives}'' | ||
'''RENALDO:''' What the creep jeepers is going on in here? | '''RENALDO:''' What the creep jeepers is going on in here? | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' I solved the kidnapping case, Renaldo! She was kidnapped by a monster with a broken heart. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' I solved the kidnapping case, Renaldo! She was kidnapped by a monster with a broken heart. | ||
'''COACH Z:''' ''{breaking character}'' That's the dumbest— | '''COACH Z:''' ''{breaking character}'' That's the dumbest— | ||
''{Jump cut}'' | ''{Jump cut}'' | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Dangeresque, you're a genius! | '''RENALDO:''' Dangeresque, you're a genius! | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' No, I'm genius-esque! Now let's go tell dad! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' No, I'm genius-esque! Now let's go tell dad! | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Race ya there! | '''RENALDO:''' Race ya there! | ||
''{They both leave, and return to the Venice set}'' | ''{They both leave, and return to the Venice set}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Poopsm— ''{Bursts out laughing}'' I can't talk to you right now. ''{To camera, pointing at the Poopsmith's wig.}'' That's just too funny! Talk about special effects make-up! | '''STRONG BAD:''' So, Poopsm— ''{Bursts out laughing}'' I can't talk to you right now. ''{To camera, pointing at the Poopsmith's wig.}'' That's just too funny! Talk about special effects make-up! | ||
==== Nunchuck Gun → Kidnapping Victim ==== | |||
=== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Freeze, lady! | |||
''{Stifles a laugh, breaking character}'' | ''{Stifles a laugh, breaking character}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't, I just can't. ''{Puts his nunchuck gun away and walks off-screen}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't, I just can't. ''{Puts his nunchuck gun away and walks off-screen}'' | ||
=== Metal Detector === | |||
== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' This must have been left here ages ago by some poor kidnapped treasure hunter looking for lost doubloons, and Sergeant Pepper-oni's Pizza Palace tokens. ''{Takes the detector and shovel}'' | '''DANGERESQUE:''' This must have been left here ages ago by some poor kidnapped treasure hunter looking for lost doubloons, and Sergeant Pepper-oni's Pizza Palace tokens. ''{Takes the detector and shovel}'' | ||
'''In extended play''' | '''In extended play''' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing was meant to be a prop that I used DURING the movie, but SOMEBODY never bothered to pick it up! | '''STRONG BAD:''' This thing was meant to be a prop that I used DURING the movie, but SOMEBODY never bothered to pick it up! | ||
=== Monster === | |||
== | |||
'''While the monster is alive''' | '''While the monster is alive''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yipes! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Yipes! | ||
'''At intervals''' | '''At intervals''' | ||
'''MONSTER:''' Rawr! You'll never get past me! Growwrrr! | '''MONSTER:''' Rawr! You'll never get past me! Growwrrr! | ||
'''MONSTER:''' Arrrgghhh! | '''MONSTER:''' Arrrgghhh! | ||
'''MONSTER:''' Graaa! Ooooo! | '''MONSTER:''' Graaa! Ooooo! | ||
'''MONSTER:''' Raaaa! | '''MONSTER:''' Raaaa! | ||
'''MONSTER:''' I'm gonna eat you! Grroowwwll! | '''MONSTER:''' I'm gonna eat you! Grroowwwll! | ||
'''If Dangeresque attempts to pass''' | '''If Dangeresque attempts to pass''' | ||
'''MONSTER:''' Rawr! Grooo! Arrr! ''{Swipes the air}'' | '''MONSTER:''' Rawr! Grooo! Arrr! ''{Swipes the air}'' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Bad-acting}'' Oh man, it's too powerful! I'll never be able to get past it! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Bad-acting}'' Oh man, it's too powerful! I'll never be able to get past it! | ||
'''MONSTER:''' Oooorrlll! You can't get past me, I'm a monster! Grarrr! ''{Swipes the air}'' | '''MONSTER:''' Oooorrlll! You can't get past me, I'm a monster! Grarrr! ''{Swipes the air}'' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yipes! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Yipes! | ||
'''After the monster is dead''' | '''After the monster is dead''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yup. He dead. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Yup. He dead. | ||
'''In extended play''' | '''In extended play''' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To camera}'' This is Strong Sad, ''{disgusted voice}'' my little brother. ''{Normal voice}'' He was cast in the role of the horrific monster of the Lost Kidnapping Case! See? Being the director's personal punching bag DOES have its perks! ''{To Strong Sad}'' Tell us, Strong Sad. What did you do to prepare for this role? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To camera}'' This is Strong Sad, ''{disgusted voice}'' my little brother. ''{Normal voice}'' He was cast in the role of the horrific monster of the Lost Kidnapping Case! See? Being the director's personal punching bag DOES have its perks! ''{To Strong Sad}'' Tell us, Strong Sad. What did you do to prepare for this role? | ||
'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, all I really did was drink that glass of pink milk that you gave me and them I mysteriously fell right to sleep! When I woke up, I was painted green, and you had glued ping-pong balls all over my body. This was TWO WEEKS ago! | '''STRONG SAD:''' Well, all I really did was drink that glass of pink milk that you gave me and them I mysteriously fell right to sleep! When I woke up, I was painted green, and you had glued ping-pong balls all over my body. This was TWO WEEKS ago! | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To the camera}'' Such dedication, folks! Two whole weeks completely immersed in this role. This is going to be a performance you won't soon forget! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To the camera}'' Such dedication, folks! Two whole weeks completely immersed in this role. This is going to be a performance you won't soon forget! | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' Is there anything else you'd like to tell us about your unique role? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' Is there anything else you'd like to tell us about your unique role? | ||
'''STRONG SAD:''' Only that I think I'm having an allergic reaction to this paint. ''{Eyes go funny}'' Waaa... | '''STRONG SAD:''' Only that I think I'm having an allergic reaction to this paint. ''{Eyes go funny}'' Waaa... | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Just hang in there! You know what they say: pain and horribly-scarring skin conditions are temporary... film is forever! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Just hang in there! You know what they say: pain and horribly-scarring skin conditions are temporary... film is forever! | ||
==== Blueprints or Formula → Monster ==== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Get serious! That monster is a hundred feet tall with acid skin! That ain't gonna stop him! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Get serious! That monster is a hundred feet tall with acid skin! That ain't gonna stop him! | ||
==== Heart → Monster ==== | |||
=== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey giant octosaurus, time for a little heart-to-heart! ''{Throws the heart, which lands neatly in the container on the monster's chest}'' | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey giant octosaurus, time for a little heart-to-heart! ''{Throws the heart, which lands neatly in the container on the monster's chest}'' | ||
'''MONSTER:''' Noooo! | '''MONSTER:''' Noooo! | ||
''{A collection of boxes falls from the ceiling onto the monster's head, dropped by The Cheat}'' | ''{A collection of boxes falls from the ceiling onto the monster's head, dropped by The Cheat}'' | ||
'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! | '''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! | ||
==== Nunchuck Gun → Monster ==== | |||
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Freeze, nighmarish and realistically-rendered CG monster! ''{Makes sound effects}'' T-chk! T-chk! Oh no! My nunchuck gun jammed! Better try something else. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Freeze, nighmarish and realistically-rendered CG monster! ''{Makes sound effects}'' T-chk! T-chk! Oh no! My nunchuck gun jammed! Better try something else. | ||
==== Trinket → Monster ==== | |||
=== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' This old trinket's already broken. I don't want to break it any more by hurling it at that overly-powerful creature! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' This old trinket's already broken. I don't want to break it any more by hurling it at that overly-powerful creature! | ||
=== Mural === | |||
== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Could this be a clue? | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Could this be a clue? | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Hey, that looks like the number eight combo meal from El Taco Leche's! | '''RENALDO:''' Hey, that looks like the number eight combo meal from El Taco Leche's! | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns to Renaldo, annoyed}'' No it doesn't! It looks like a CLUE! ''{turns back to the mural}'' One of my dad's clues. About the lost kidnapping case. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns to Renaldo, annoyed}'' No it doesn't! It looks like a CLUE! ''{turns back to the mural}'' One of my dad's clues. About the lost kidnapping case. | ||
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' Could this be a clue? | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Could this be a clue? | ||
=== Puzzle === | |||
== | |||
'''When stepping away''' | '''When stepping away''' | ||
'''First time only''' | '''First time only''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, good. The puzzle resets itself if I step away. Very clever! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, good. The puzzle resets itself if I step away. Very clever! | ||
'''When the correct solution is entered''' | '''When the correct solution is entered''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Making sound effects}'' Psshhhh! ''{Close-up as The Cheat's hand moves the center panel of the puzzle, revealing half a trinket.}'' | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Making sound effects}'' Psshhhh! ''{Close-up as The Cheat's hand moves the center panel of the puzzle, revealing half a trinket.}'' | ||
''{Dangeresque turns around}'' | ''{Dangeresque turns around}'' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{nervously}'' What's that?!? | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{nervously}'' What's that?!? | ||
''{The second set of doors open, revealing Strong Sad as the monster, painted green with a red heart container in the middle of his chest, and covered in motion-capture ping-pong balls.}'' | ''{The second set of doors open, revealing Strong Sad as the monster, painted green with a red heart container in the middle of his chest, and covered in motion-capture ping-pong balls.}'' | ||
'''MONSTER:''' Raawwwrr! I'm a scary monster! ''{Dramatic zoom in}'' Aarroooo! Look at me! ''{Claws the air}'' I'm gonna bite your head off! Garr! Grrr! Grawr! | '''MONSTER:''' Raawwwrr! I'm a scary monster! ''{Dramatic zoom in}'' Aarroooo! Look at me! ''{Claws the air}'' I'm gonna bite your head off! Garr! Grrr! Grawr! | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Holy cra— | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Holy cra— | ||
''{The video pauses}'' | ''{The video pauses}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Cheat, what happened? You told me this was gonna look like kind of giant T-Rex with tentacle arms and laser beam eyes! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Cheat, what happened? You told me this was gonna look like kind of giant T-Rex with tentacle arms and laser beam eyes! | ||
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover The Cheat noises}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Fix it in post? This IS post! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Fix it in post? This IS post! | ||
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover dismissive The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover dismissive The Cheat noises}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover grumble}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover grumble}'' | ||
''{Video resumes}'' | ''{Video resumes}'' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' —rap! I better figure this thing out before that thing bites my extremely handsome head off! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' —rap! I better figure this thing out before that thing bites my extremely handsome head off! | ||
'''After the heart is gone''' | '''After the heart is gone''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, there's something else jammed up in here. ''{Pulls out a game manual page}'' Ah-ha! So that's where the field operations manual for classified space travel went to! A hot female agent must have left this here for me. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, there's something else jammed up in here. ''{Pulls out a game manual page}'' Ah-ha! So that's where the field operations manual for classified space travel went to! A hot female agent must have left this here for me. | ||
'''After the manual page is gone''' | '''After the manual page is gone''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Awesome. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Awesome. | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Intriguing. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Intriguing. | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa. | ||
'''In extended play''' | '''In extended play''' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' I out-sourced a team of ego-driven video game puzzle designers to come up with this pat-themselves-on-the-back clever contraption. ''{Turns to the camera}'' They claim it took them two weeks to come up with, but I have a feeling this was phoned in over a beef and bean lunch at my expense. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I out-sourced a team of ego-driven video game puzzle designers to come up with this pat-themselves-on-the-back clever contraption. ''{Turns to the camera}'' They claim it took them two weeks to come up with, but I have a feeling this was phoned in over a beef and bean lunch at my expense. | ||
==== Heart → Puzzle ==== | |||
=== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Puts the heart in the cavity}'' It won't go back in! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Puts the heart in the cavity}'' It won't go back in! | ||
==== Trinket → Puzzle ==== | |||
=== | |||
''{Before solving the puzzle}'' | ''{Before solving the puzzle}'' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' There really isn't anywhere to put it. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' There really isn't anywhere to put it. | ||
==== Any other item → Puzzle ==== | |||
''{Before solving the puzzle}'' | ''{Before solving the puzzle}'' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' That isn't going to help me solve this puzzle and open that door! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' That isn't going to help me solve this puzzle and open that door! | ||
=== Renaldo === | |||
== | |||
==== Nunchuck Gun → Renaldo ==== | |||
=== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now is not the time for violence! ...Just kidding, any time is a good time for violence, but I have more important things to do right now. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Now is not the time for violence! ...Just kidding, any time is a good time for violence, but I have more important things to do right now. | ||
==== Renaldo → Dadgeresque ==== | |||
=== | |||
'''Before the monster is defeated''' | '''Before the monster is defeated''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess my pop couldn't hack it, Renaldo. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess my pop couldn't hack it, Renaldo. | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Hey, don't go puttin' down your father. This was a tough case! I must be crazy for letting you come down here in the first place! | '''RENALDO:''' Hey, don't go puttin' down your father. This was a tough case! I must be crazy for letting you come down here in the first place! | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry, Renaldo. If you can't stand the heat, then get out! ''{puzzlingly}'' ... You know, of the aforementioned heaty place. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry, Renaldo. If you can't stand the heat, then get out! ''{puzzlingly}'' ... You know, of the aforementioned heaty place. | ||
'''After the monster is defeated''' | '''After the monster is defeated''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, this is where I s— Well, this is where I solved the lost kidnapping case that drove my dad crazy-go-insane! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, this is where I s— Well, this is where I solved the lost kidnapping case that drove my dad crazy-go-insane! | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Yeah, I know. I was here. | '''RENALDO:''' Yeah, I know. I was here. | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, well, here we are again. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, well, here we are again. | ||
'''RENALDO:''' ... Yep. | '''RENALDO:''' ... Yep. | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yep | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Yep | ||
'''RENALDO:''' ''{Uncomforable silence}'' Can we go now? | '''RENALDO:''' ''{Uncomforable silence}'' Can we go now? | ||
==== Renaldo → Trinket ==== | |||
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something in that center slot, Renaldo. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something in that center slot, Renaldo. | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Oh yeah, that sounds awfully familiar! I think your father knew what to do with it! | '''RENALDO:''' Oh yeah, that sounds awfully familiar! I think your father knew what to do with it! | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' If only he could tell me! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' If only he could tell me! | ||
'''RENALDO:''' ''{slowly}'' Maybe in his own way, he has. | '''RENALDO:''' ''{slowly}'' Maybe in his own way, he has. | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Seriously, I have no idea what to do with that center slot with the... thingie in it. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Seriously, I have no idea what to do with that center slot with the... thingie in it. | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Maybe you aren't supposed to pull it out. | '''RENALDO:''' Maybe you aren't supposed to pull it out. | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, yeah, that's possible. Stupid, but possible. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, yeah, that's possible. Stupid, but possible. | ||
==== Renaldo → Monster ==== | |||
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'''Before the monster is defeated''' | '''Before the monster is defeated''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did you see that thing back there? Giant tentacles and laser-beam eyeballs! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' Did you see that thing back there? Giant tentacles and laser-beam eyeballs! | ||
'''RENALDO:''' ''{Wailing}'' Oh, the humanity! ''{Normally}'' I think you can take him. | '''RENALDO:''' ''{Wailing}'' Oh, the humanity! ''{Normally}'' I think you can take him. | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' But that thing's twice as tall as me, with teeth like whale harpoons! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' But that thing's twice as tall as me, with teeth like whale harpoons! | ||
'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna hear none of your sass talk! You get back in there and show that bully who's who! | '''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna hear none of your sass talk! You get back in there and show that bully who's who! | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm who! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm who! | ||
'''RENALDO:''' That's right! Go get 'em, Dangeresque! | '''RENALDO:''' That's right! Go get 'em, Dangeresque! | ||
''{Dangeresque turns and walks away}'' | ''{Dangeresque turns and walks away}'' | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Whew! For a second there I thought he was gonna make ME go! | '''RENALDO:''' Whew! For a second there I thought he was gonna make ME go! | ||
'''After the monster is defeated''' | '''After the monster is defeated''' | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' You missed a great battle back there, Renaldo! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' You missed a great battle back there, Renaldo! | ||
'''RENALDO:''' It sounded horrible! What happened? | '''RENALDO:''' It sounded horrible! What happened? | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' First, I ripped his really well-animated tentacles off with my bare hands! Then I did a wire-fu back-flip and landed on his shoulders! And with one mighty swing of my laser chainsaw, I chopped off his head! It was so awesome! That scene's definitely gonna be in the trailer. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' First, I ripped his really well-animated tentacles off with my bare hands! Then I did a wire-fu back-flip and landed on his shoulders! And with one mighty swing of my laser chainsaw, I chopped off his head! It was so awesome! That scene's definitely gonna be in the trailer. | ||
'''RENALDO:''' Where did you get a laser chainsaw? | '''RENALDO:''' Where did you get a laser chainsaw? | ||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' No time for reasonable questions now, Renaldo. We've got to save Cutesy Buttons! | '''DANGERESQUE:''' No time for reasonable questions now, Renaldo. We've got to save Cutesy Buttons! | ||
=== Skulls === | |||
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' So many groups of disembodied heads have come before me and failed. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' So many groups of disembodied heads have come before me and failed. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' These are the paper mache skulls Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country. Normally, I don't encourage Frenchy paper craft, but I'll always make an exception for a pile o' skulls! | '''STRONG BAD:''' These are the paper mache skulls Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country. Normally, I don't encourage Frenchy paper craft, but I'll always make an exception for a pile o' skulls! | ||
=== Spider Web === | |||
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' This looks like the web of the extremely poisonous Off-Screen Taranchula! I'd better stay on-screen. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' This looks like the web of the extremely poisonous Off-Screen Taranchula! I'd better stay on-screen. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Halloween store. You may only be open for two months a year, but your tacky decorations can be used every day! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Halloween store. You may only be open for two months a year, but your tacky decorations can be used every day! | ||
=== Trinket === | |||
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Grabs the trinket}'' Errgh... come on... almost got it... Eeenngghh! Alllmost... Nnngah! ''{Lets go}'' Nope, it's stuck in there. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Grabs the trinket}'' Errgh... come on... almost got it... Eeenngghh! Alllmost... Nnngah! ''{Lets go}'' Nope, it's stuck in there. | ||
==== Trinket → Trinket ==== | |||
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Places the two half-trinkets together.}'' Whoa, this is so awesome! The trinket is merging with that ancient artifact! It's turning into... into... ''{Shot of a heart dropping into the cavity}'' | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Places the two half-trinkets together.}'' Whoa, this is so awesome! The trinket is merging with that ancient artifact! It's turning into... into... ''{Shot of a heart dropping into the cavity}'' | ||
==== Any other item → Trinket ==== | |||
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Puts the item in the cavity}'' Okay, I put it in there, but it didn't really do anything. | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Puts the item in the cavity}'' Okay, I put it in there, but it didn't really do anything. | ||
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 1:<br />[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Snake Boxer 5]], [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[Homestar Ruiner Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (K.o.T. Castle)|K.o.T. Castle]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)|The Field]]<br /> | |||
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Homestar at the Track]], [[Around the Field]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]]<br /> | |||
'''''Songs:''''' [[Handle My Style]], [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Fluffy Puff Jela-ton]], [[Showdown]]<br /> | |||
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 2:<br />[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Math Kickers]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Maps and Minions]]<br /> | |||
'''''Various:''''' [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Countries]], [[Homsartifacts]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[Strong Badia the Free Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)|Bleak House]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)|Homsar Reservation]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)|Pompomerania]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)|Country]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)|Marzistar]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|The Castle]]<br /> | |||
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'''''Songs:''''' [[Justice Combo Meal]] | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br /> | |||
'''''Various:''''' [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|Bands]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[Baddest of the Bands Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)|Club Technochocolate]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)|Battle of the Bands stages]]<br /> | |||
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]], [[Baddest of the Bands Promo|Promo]], [[Baddestofthebands.com|baddestofthebands.com]]<br /> | |||
'''''Songs:''''' [[Food-Related Love]], [[Cool Tapes songs]], [[Songs from Baddest of the Bands|Other songs]] | |||
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 4:<br />[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3:<br />The Criminal Projective]]''' | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)|Smoky Office]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)|Brainblow City]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)|Strongborneo]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)|Secret Lab]], '''Catacombs''', [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)|Old Club]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)|Cutesy's House]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)|World Locations]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)|The Sun]]<br /> | |||
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips|Gameplay Clips]], [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site|Mini-Site]]<br /> | |||
'''''Songs:''''' [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]] | |||
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 5:<br />[[8-Bit is Enough]]''' | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]], [[Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon]]<br /> | |||
'''''Various:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Character Variations|Character Variations]], [[Spirits of '76]], [[Halfathlon]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[8-Bit is Enough Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)|Crates]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)|Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)|Halfathlon]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)|Gel-Arshie's Backstage]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)|Stinkoman 20X6]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)|Peasantry]]<br /> | |||
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
"You can't get past me, I'm a monster!"
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the Catacombs in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
Catacombs
On first arrival
RENALDO: {Peeking around the door frame} I've got a bad {pronounced "baayyyaaarrrlllleerrrd"} feelin' about this, Dangeresque. {Panning shot of the catacombs} It's spooky and smells like sardines! DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque eats spooky for lunch! And sometimes sardines... but only if we're out of fish sticks. You stay here and watch the entrance. This is something I've got to do... alone. {Imitating an echo} Alone, alone, alone.
In extended play
ON-SCREEN CAPTION: FX Interviews: The Catacombs STRONG BAD: Okay, so these are the spooky catacombs. {Panning around the room} As you can see, it's really just the King of Town's old gravy-stained records room. {Pans back to Strong Bad} Which is still pretty spooky. This is where the showdown with the CG monster is going to take place! The Cheat is our director of creature effects, and Strong Sad will be providing the mo-cap animation. Let's talk to them about their roles in the making of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
Boxes
DANGERESQUE: The treacherously-perched debris that caved in on the monster as it died. Classic stuff.
Smallest Box
STRONG BAD: {Looks under the box} Ooh, what's this? {Finds the shoes} What's THIS doin' out here? This belongs back in Wardrobe for me to try on later!
The Cheat
Only appears in extended play
{First time only} STRONG BAD: So, The Cheat. You are in charge of the special effects for this scene. What can viewers expect to see? THE CHEAT: {Annoyed The Cheat noises} STRONG BAD: Busy? But this is for the DVD special edition extras! THE CHEAT: {Dismissive The Cheat noises} STRONG BAD: {To camera} The Cheat is a little too preoccupied with setting up this scene to provide an in-depth interview at this moment. I can only assume that this means the effects will be a cinematic masterpiece of epic proportions! I can't wait to see the final results!
STRONG BAD: Hey, The Cheat. THE CHEAT: {Dismissive The Cheat noises} STRONG BAD: We'd better leave him alone, so he can get these awesome computer-generated effects just perfect!
Doors (first set)
{The doors open. The Cheat's hand can be seen pulling the left one} RENALDO: Hey, look at that! You opened up that there gateway thingie! DANGERESQUE: {Walking through} This is as far as dad got. Man, that was easy! I can't believe he went totally nutsoid from one little— {Strong Bad comes up against another door} Oh.
Doors (second set)
DANGERESQUE: This one's locked. {faces the entrance} And I'm not about to go back-tracking through several environments looking for a stupid key that I missed along the way. I'll just have to find another way to open it.
Heart
DANGERESQUE: {Takes the heart} ... the legendary Blood-Soaked Albino Griffin Prism Heart!
Kidnapping Victim
{The Poopsmith, wearing a wig to look like a girl, holds out a sign reading "I'm Saved!!") DANGERESQUE: You must be the kidnapped little girl, but... you're a beautiful woman now! {The Poopsmith holds out a sign reading "Awwww thanks". Dangeresque puts his hand on the Poopsmith's lips} DANGERESQUE: Shhh, don't talk, baby. It's over now. {The Poopsmith pulls out a newspaper, headlined "LOST KIDNAPPING SLOVED", which Strong Bad takes} I'll take THIS as proof that the case is now closed! And I'll tell my father... he was right all along. {The Poopsmith leaves, and Renaldo arrives} RENALDO: What the creep jeepers is going on in here? DANGERESQUE: I solved the kidnapping case, Renaldo! She was kidnapped by a monster with a broken heart. COACH Z: {breaking character} That's the dumbest— {Jump cut} RENALDO: Dangeresque, you're a genius! DANGERESQUE: No, I'm genius-esque! Now let's go tell dad! RENALDO: Race ya there! {They both leave, and return to the Venice set}
In extended play
STRONG BAD: So, Poopsm— {Bursts out laughing} I can't talk to you right now. {To camera, pointing at the Poopsmith's wig.} That's just too funny! Talk about special effects make-up!
Nunchuck Gun → Kidnapping Victim
DANGERESQUE: {Whips out his nunchuck gun} Freeze, lady! {Stifles a laugh, breaking character} STRONG BAD: I can't, I just can't. {Puts his nunchuck gun away and walks off-screen}
Metal Detector
DANGERESQUE: This must have been left here ages ago by some poor kidnapped treasure hunter looking for lost doubloons, and Sergeant Pepper-oni's Pizza Palace tokens. {Takes the detector and shovel}
In extended play STRONG BAD: This thing was meant to be a prop that I used DURING the movie, but SOMEBODY never bothered to pick it up!
Monster
While the monster is alive DANGERESQUE: Yipes!
At intervals MONSTER: Rawr! You'll never get past me! Growwrrr!
MONSTER: Arrrgghhh!
MONSTER: Graaa! Ooooo!
MONSTER: Raaaa!
MONSTER: I'm gonna eat you! Grroowwwll!
If Dangeresque attempts to pass MONSTER: Rawr! Grooo! Arrr! {Swipes the air} DANGERESQUE: {Bad-acting} Oh man, it's too powerful! I'll never be able to get past it!
MONSTER: Oooorrlll! You can't get past me, I'm a monster! Grarrr! {Swipes the air} DANGERESQUE: Yipes!
After the monster is dead DANGERESQUE: Yup. He dead.
In extended play STRONG BAD: {To camera} This is Strong Sad, {disgusted voice} my little brother. {Normal voice} He was cast in the role of the horrific monster of the Lost Kidnapping Case! See? Being the director's personal punching bag DOES have its perks! {To Strong Sad} Tell us, Strong Sad. What did you do to prepare for this role? STRONG SAD: Well, all I really did was drink that glass of pink milk that you gave me and them I mysteriously fell right to sleep! When I woke up, I was painted green, and you had glued ping-pong balls all over my body. This was TWO WEEKS ago! STRONG BAD: {To the camera} Such dedication, folks! Two whole weeks completely immersed in this role. This is going to be a performance you won't soon forget!
STRONG BAD: {To Strong Sad} Is there anything else you'd like to tell us about your unique role? STRONG SAD: Only that I think I'm having an allergic reaction to this paint. {Eyes go funny} Waaa... STRONG BAD: Just hang in there! You know what they say: pain and horribly-scarring skin conditions are temporary... film is forever!
Blueprints or Formula → Monster
DANGERESQUE: Get serious! That monster is a hundred feet tall with acid skin! That ain't gonna stop him!
Heart → Monster
DANGERESQUE: Hey giant octosaurus, time for a little heart-to-heart! {Throws the heart, which lands neatly in the container on the monster's chest} MONSTER: Noooo! {A collection of boxes falls from the ceiling onto the monster's head, dropped by The Cheat} STRONG SAD: Ow!
Nunchuck Gun → Monster
DANGERESQUE: {Whips out his nunchuck gun} Freeze, nighmarish and realistically-rendered CG monster! {Makes sound effects} T-chk! T-chk! Oh no! My nunchuck gun jammed! Better try something else.
Trinket → Monster
DANGERESQUE: This old trinket's already broken. I don't want to break it any more by hurling it at that overly-powerful creature!
Mural
DANGERESQUE: Could this be a clue? RENALDO: Hey, that looks like the number eight combo meal from El Taco Leche's! DANGERESQUE: {turns to Renaldo, annoyed} No it doesn't! It looks like a CLUE! {turns back to the mural} One of my dad's clues. About the lost kidnapping case.
In extended play
DANGERESQUE: Could this be a clue?
Puzzle
When stepping away First time only DANGERESQUE: Ah, good. The puzzle resets itself if I step away. Very clever!
When the correct solution is entered DANGERESQUE: {Making sound effects} Psshhhh! {Close-up as The Cheat's hand moves the center panel of the puzzle, revealing half a trinket.} {Dangeresque turns around} DANGERESQUE: {nervously} What's that?!? {The second set of doors open, revealing Strong Sad as the monster, painted green with a red heart container in the middle of his chest, and covered in motion-capture ping-pong balls.} MONSTER: Raawwwrr! I'm a scary monster! {Dramatic zoom in} Aarroooo! Look at me! {Claws the air} I'm gonna bite your head off! Garr! Grrr! Grawr! DANGERESQUE: Holy cra— {The video pauses} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} The Cheat, what happened? You told me this was gonna look like kind of giant T-Rex with tentacle arms and laser beam eyes! THE CHEAT: {voiceover The Cheat noises} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Fix it in post? This IS post! THE CHEAT: {voiceover dismissive The Cheat noises} STRONG BAD: {voiceover grumble} {Video resumes} DANGERESQUE: —rap! I better figure this thing out before that thing bites my extremely handsome head off!
After the heart is gone DANGERESQUE: Hey, there's something else jammed up in here. {Pulls out a game manual page} Ah-ha! So that's where the field operations manual for classified space travel went to! A hot female agent must have left this here for me.
After the manual page is gone DANGERESQUE: Awesome.
DANGERESQUE: Intriguing.
DANGERESQUE: Whoa.
In extended play STRONG BAD: I out-sourced a team of ego-driven video game puzzle designers to come up with this pat-themselves-on-the-back clever contraption. {Turns to the camera} They claim it took them two weeks to come up with, but I have a feeling this was phoned in over a beef and bean lunch at my expense.
Heart → Puzzle
DANGERESQUE: {Puts the heart in the cavity} It won't go back in!
Trinket → Puzzle
{Before solving the puzzle} DANGERESQUE: There really isn't anywhere to put it.
Any other item → Puzzle
{Before solving the puzzle} DANGERESQUE: That isn't going to help me solve this puzzle and open that door!
Renaldo
Nunchuck Gun → Renaldo
DANGERESQUE: Now is not the time for violence! ...Just kidding, any time is a good time for violence, but I have more important things to do right now.
Renaldo → Dadgeresque
Before the monster is defeated DANGERESQUE: I guess my pop couldn't hack it, Renaldo. RENALDO: Hey, don't go puttin' down your father. This was a tough case! I must be crazy for letting you come down here in the first place! DANGERESQUE: Don't worry, Renaldo. If you can't stand the heat, then get out! {puzzlingly} ... You know, of the aforementioned heaty place.
After the monster is defeated DANGERESQUE: Well, this is where I s— Well, this is where I solved the lost kidnapping case that drove my dad crazy-go-insane! RENALDO: Yeah, I know. I was here. DANGERESQUE: Yeah, well, here we are again. RENALDO: ... Yep. DANGERESQUE: Yep RENALDO: {Uncomforable silence} Can we go now?
Renaldo → Trinket
DANGERESQUE: There's something in that center slot, Renaldo. RENALDO: Oh yeah, that sounds awfully familiar! I think your father knew what to do with it! DANGERESQUE: If only he could tell me! RENALDO: {slowly} Maybe in his own way, he has.
DANGERESQUE: Seriously, I have no idea what to do with that center slot with the... thingie in it. RENALDO: Maybe you aren't supposed to pull it out. DANGERESQUE: Yeah, yeah, that's possible. Stupid, but possible.
Renaldo → Monster
Before the monster is defeated DANGERESQUE: Did you see that thing back there? Giant tentacles and laser-beam eyeballs! RENALDO: {Wailing} Oh, the humanity! {Normally} I think you can take him. DANGERESQUE: But that thing's twice as tall as me, with teeth like whale harpoons! RENALDO: I don't wanna hear none of your sass talk! You get back in there and show that bully who's who! DANGERESQUE: I'm who! RENALDO: That's right! Go get 'em, Dangeresque! {Dangeresque turns and walks away} RENALDO: Whew! For a second there I thought he was gonna make ME go!
After the monster is defeated DANGERESQUE: You missed a great battle back there, Renaldo! RENALDO: It sounded horrible! What happened? DANGERESQUE: First, I ripped his really well-animated tentacles off with my bare hands! Then I did a wire-fu back-flip and landed on his shoulders! And with one mighty swing of my laser chainsaw, I chopped off his head! It was so awesome! That scene's definitely gonna be in the trailer. RENALDO: Where did you get a laser chainsaw? DANGERESQUE: No time for reasonable questions now, Renaldo. We've got to save Cutesy Buttons!
Skulls
DANGERESQUE: So many groups of disembodied heads have come before me and failed.
In extended play
STRONG BAD: These are the paper mache skulls Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country. Normally, I don't encourage Frenchy paper craft, but I'll always make an exception for a pile o' skulls!
Spider Web
DANGERESQUE: This looks like the web of the extremely poisonous Off-Screen Taranchula! I'd better stay on-screen.
In extended play
STRONG BAD: Ah, Halloween store. You may only be open for two months a year, but your tacky decorations can be used every day!
Trinket
DANGERESQUE: {Grabs the trinket} Errgh... come on... almost got it... Eeenngghh! Alllmost... Nnngah! {Lets go} Nope, it's stuck in there.
Trinket → Trinket
DANGERESQUE: {Places the two half-trinkets together.} Whoa, this is so awesome! The trinket is merging with that ancient artifact! It's turning into... into... {Shot of a heart dropping into the cavity}
Any other item → Trinket
DANGERESQUE: {Puts the item in the cavity} Okay, I put it in there, but it didn't really do anything.
