Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips

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"True. But we're not out of the boat yet!"

Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips was the fifth gameplay video released by Telltale games in advance of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Cast (in order of appearance):

• Strong Bad as Dangeresque
• Coach Z as Renaldo
• Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too
• Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons
• Strong Sad as The Stunt Double
• Cardboard Marzipan

DVD:SBCG4AP Collector's DVD

Transcript

{The following title screen appears}

>Scenes from Strong Bad Episode 4
>"Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective"

>November, 2008

{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at the Lappy 486}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Reply to...all.

{Cut to a view of the Lappy's screen}

STRONG BAD: Dear, {quickly} all the annoying morons who have been bugging me about it for four and a half years... {normally} Yes. I've finally finished Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, so you can all eat it!

{Cut to the Smoky Office. Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) picks up his nunchuck gun from a table.}

STRONG BAD: Ah, my trusty nunchuck gun. The only gun that's never out of ammo.

{Poorly-edited cut to a shot of Strong Bad's hand holding a yellow object.}

STRONG BAD: What do you make of this broken half a piece of junk?

{Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z (as Renaldo) looking down at the camera}

COACH Z: Why, it looks real familiar, like something your dad had before he--

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} Kinda looks like a toe. You think it's a toe?

COACH Z: ...Sure.

{Cuts to a establishing shot through the jungles of Strong Badia, and zooms in to Strong Bad and Coach Z sitting in the Riverquest Safariventure box.}

STRONG BAD: So here we are, braving the rapids of this turbulent river deep in the heart of the jungle. Gangs of angry street piranhas circle beneath us! Cannibals and volcanoes close in from all sides! And behind us, just out of view, is the three-hundred-foot jaggedy waterfall from which we just safely dropped.

COACH Z: Boy, am I glad you beat up that weightlifter ex-Navy-SEAL we had for a guide and decided to captain this boat yourself!

STRONG BAD: {Poorly edited jump cut to Strong Bad} True, but we aren't out of the boat yet. {Jumps out of the boat} Now we are out of the boat.

{Poorly edited cut to Strong Bad, Coach Z and Marzipan (as Cutesy Buttons) standing on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand.}

STRONG BAD: Uh-oh, looks like we're gonna have to jump!

{Long shot as Cardboard Marzipan, Strong Sad (with a Strong Bad paper-bag-mask and pink oven mitts on) and a potted plant with Coach Z's Z "jump" off the roof and land on the ground. Shot of Strong Bad, Coach Z, and Homestar Runner (as Dangeresque Too) silhouetted against a wall of flame. On-screen text appears, reading "Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Play it on WiiWare or PC. www.dangeresque3.com"}

Fun Facts

Remarks

• As the characters jump off the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand, Coach Z is on the left, and Marzipan is on the right. When they change into their stunt doubles, Coach Z and Marzipan switch sides.

Inside References

• The Riverquest Safariventure box first appeared in theme park.
• Renaldo talks about Dangeresque's dad, Dadgeresque.
• The bush used as Coach Z's stunt double was first seen in The King of Town's Castle in Homestar Ruiner.

Real-World References

• The Strong Badia sign reads "Strong Borneo".
• Strong Bad wondering if the object is a toe is a riff on The Big Lebowski.

External Links

• watch "Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips" on Telltale's YouTube channel
• forum thread re: Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media	Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game, Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD,
All Episodes	Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown
Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions Various: Countries, Homsartifacts Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer Songs: Justice Combo Meal
Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Various: Bands Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs
Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite
Episode 5: 8-Bit is Enough	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw

Dangeresque
Movies	Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too? Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1 Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D) Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6 Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack
Characters	Strong Bad: Dangeresque Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too, Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque Coach Z: Renaldo Marzipan: Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons Pom Pom: Professor Experimento The King of Town: Perducci Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy	Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque Strong Sad (El Dumpo): Hot Tub, The Informants, The Monster, The Stunt Double The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve, Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew Unknown: The Chief
Music	The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite, Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
Games	Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack) Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses) Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses) Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses) Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
Other	Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's) Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence