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''{Video opens showing Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}''
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! Actions
'''STRONG BAD:''' Weclome back to more ''{logo comes onscreen}'' Skills of an Artist! Today is Alliteration Day. We're gonna draw ''{moves marker rhythmically to the words}'' Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds! ''{logo fades out}'' Let's go! I make drawing dot-dot-dot!
! Dialogue
 
|-
''{Strong Bad begins drawing a vertical line.}''
| width="50%"| Strong Bad's boxing glove holds a marker in front of a whiteboard that has been lined so as to look like notebook paper, and the music from the [[Trogdor]]-drawing scene in [[dragon]] plays throughout the video. As he says the title, it appears on the screen, with &quot;Skills&quot; in yellow, &quot;Artist&quot; in horizontal rainbow, and &quot;of an&quot; slowly fading in.
 
| width="50%"| Weclome back to more Skills of an Artist! Today is alliteration day! We're gonna draw: ''{turning his glove with each word}'' Strong Sad's severed soolnds! Let's go! I make drawing, dot-dot-dot!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody, side-take your hearts out.
|-
 
| Video cut. Strong Bad draws two vertical lines on each side of the page.
''{Strong Bad draws another vertical line to the right of the first one.}''
| Everybody, side-take your hearts out! ''{makes sound effects for the second line}''
 
|-
'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrrrt.
| He closes the bottom of the shape with a curved line.
 
| And then we do a close-'em-up here... Look like a little smile... ''{gestures across the line}'' just a... teeny smile... hrrmm?
''{Strong Bad connects the two vertical lines with a curved line on the bottom.}''
|-
 
| Video cut. He adds two hump shapes connected to the bottom.
'''STRONG BAD:''' And then we do a close-'em-up here. Little like a little smile. ''{hover-traces the line}'' Just a teeny smile. Hmm?
| And now, some vaunted humps. These are his weird, giant, chitinous toenails. Now, let's sever this mug!
 
|-
''{Strong Bad draws two upside-down parabolas within the open shape.}''
| He closes the top with a zig-zagged line, curving downwards in the middle.
 
| Okay. I'd definitely use the serrated knife... so let's make the incision here... oh yeah, that looks so good...
'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, some vaunted humps. ''{points out the two toenails}'' These are his weird, giant, chitinous toenails. Now, let's sever this mug! Okay!
|-
 
| Video cut. He has drawn a smoother curve within the zig-zagged line. He then starts drawing a cartoony bone sticking out of the severed surface.
''{Strong Bad draws a serrated curve at the top to close the shape.}''
| Now, here's his tib... fibula... leg... it's his leg bone.
 
|-
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd definitely use a serrated knife, so let's make the incision here. Oh yeah, that looks so good.
| Video cut. He has now closed off the top completely and added curved lines surrounding the bone. He then draws a drip down the right side of the leg, with two short bumps and a longer bump between them, and a circle next to the drip.
 
| And, you couldn't make a cut like that without, eurrh, a little mess. Just a little mess.
''{Cut to later. Strong Bad has already drawn a straight curve within the serrated curve.}''
|-
 
| Video cut. He has now added hatch shading to the leg, toenails, and bone. He then draws a hatched shadow on the right.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{drawing a cartoon-style bone on top}'' Now here's his chib... fibula. Leg. It's his leg bone.
| Uh, since this is Strong Sad, it's gonna be casting a pall.
 
|-
''{Cut to later. Strong Bad has closed the shape around the exposed leg bone, and added extra curves around the bone to resemble muscle flesh.}''
| He darkens the pall with a zig-zagged line over it.
 
| Look at that pall.
'''STRONG BAD:''' And you couldn't make a cut like that without urrrgh... little mess.
|-
 
| Video cut.
''{Strong Bad draws a dripping shape coming out from the exposed flesh on the top.}''
| But you can't leave a drawing like this lying around your house! What if Mom comes in? So, now we get clever!
 
|-
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{adding an extra blood drop}'' Just a little mess.
| Video cut. He adds dots resembling doorknobs to the toenails.
 
| Okay, let's see, here's a doorknob...
''{Cut to later. Shading lines have been drawn on the left side of the leg and the left side of the toenails.}''
|-
 
| He adds vertical lines down the &quot;doors&quot;. Video cut as he adds another line to each.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, since this is Strong Sad, it's got to be casting a pall.
| Oh, these are some lovely... wooden doors...
 
|-
''{Strong Bad draws several small lines to the right of the leg to create a shadow.}''
| Video cut. He has added a rectangle above the doors. The video speeds up as he writes &quot;CHEFS BAFROOMS&quot; barely legibly inside the rectangle.
 
| These are... the chefs'... bafrooms...
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{zig-zagging over the shadow}'' Lookit that pall.
|-
 
| He adds a horizontal line across the bone and two vertical lines down to make the bone look more like a chef's hat.
''{Cut to later. The shadow is now scribbled more fully.}''
| Because this is a chef's hat! You know what I'm sayin'? Look!
 
|-
'''STRONG BAD:''' BUt you can't leave a drawing like this lying around your house. What if Mom comes in? So, now we get clever.
| He draws a simple arrow pointing to it and writes &quot;CHEF'S HAT&quot; at the beginning of the arrow.
 
| Chef's hat! Mom will never suspect a thing!
''{Strong Bad draws dots on the toenails to make them look like doors with knobs.}''
|-
 
| He draws another arrow pointing to the blood drip and writes &quot;MARINARA&quot;.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see, here's a doorknob.
| And uh, this blood is, uh... marinara! Of course. Because this place is for chefs to use the bathroom!
 
|-
''{Strong Bad draws vertical shading lines on the doors.}''
| He draws the roof of a small café awning to the left side.
 
| So, naturally there'd be a little... café over here...
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, these are some lovely wooden doors.
|-
 
| Video cut; he has added chairs and a round table underneath.
''{Strong Bad draws a square shape above the doors.}''
| Little bistro... Look at that! ''{gestures broadly to the board}'' Mom will never know the difference!
 
|-
'''STRONG BAD:''' These are the... ''{writing in the sign}'' Chef's Bafrooms.
| He writes five S's underneath the drawing.
 
| Strong... Sad's... soft... severed... soolnds... and you could just tell mom that this &quot;sssss&quot;... that's the sound of the people— the chefs! Peeing! In the restroom! That's great, she'll love it! Okay! See you next time!
''{Strong Bad points to the exposed bone on top, which he modifies to like a chef's toque.}''
|}
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Because this a chef's hat! Y'know what I'm saying? Look! ''{drawing an arrow and writing out}'' Chef's hat. Mom will never suspect a thing! And uh, this blood is uh, ''{drawing an arrow and writing out}'' marinara, of course. Because this place is for chefs to use the bathroom.
 
''{Strong Bad draws an awning on the left side of the bathrooms.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' So, naturally, there'd be a little café over here.
 
''{A small table with two chairs is drawn underneath the awning.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Little bistro. Lookit that! Mom will never know the difference!
 
''{Strong Bad writes a series of S's in time with each word.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's Soft Severed Soolnds. You could just tell Mom that this ''{hovers over the S's}'' SSSSS, that's the sound of the people, the chefs! Peeing! In the restroom! That's great, she'll love it! Okay, see you next time!


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"Mom will never know the difference!"

Learn how to disguise a severed leg as a chefs' bathroom!

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Friday, August 18, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, August 24, 2017 (YouTube)

Running Time: 1:58

Page Title: Mom will never know!

  • [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
  • [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
    • [#Trivia 2.1 Trivia]
    • [#Remarks 2.2 Remarks]
    • [#Inside_References 2.3 Inside References]
  • [#External_Links 3 External Links]

Transcript

{Video opens showing Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}

STRONG BAD: Weclome back to more {logo comes onscreen} Skills of an Artist! Today is Alliteration Day. We're gonna draw {moves marker rhythmically to the words} Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds! {logo fades out} Let's go! I make drawing dot-dot-dot!

{Strong Bad begins drawing a vertical line.}

STRONG BAD: Everybody, side-take your hearts out.

{Strong Bad draws another vertical line to the right of the first one.}

STRONG BAD: Vrrrt.

{Strong Bad connects the two vertical lines with a curved line on the bottom.}

STRONG BAD: And then we do a close-'em-up here. Little like a little smile. {hover-traces the line} Just a teeny smile. Hmm?

{Strong Bad draws two upside-down parabolas within the open shape.}

STRONG BAD: And now, some vaunted humps. {points out the two toenails} These are his weird, giant, chitinous toenails. Now, let's sever this mug! Okay!

{Strong Bad draws a serrated curve at the top to close the shape.}

STRONG BAD: I'd definitely use a serrated knife, so let's make the incision here. Oh yeah, that looks so good.

{Cut to later. Strong Bad has already drawn a straight curve within the serrated curve.}

STRONG BAD: {drawing a cartoon-style bone on top} Now here's his chib... fibula. Leg. It's his leg bone.

{Cut to later. Strong Bad has closed the shape around the exposed leg bone, and added extra curves around the bone to resemble muscle flesh.}

STRONG BAD: And you couldn't make a cut like that without urrrgh... little mess.

{Strong Bad draws a dripping shape coming out from the exposed flesh on the top.}

STRONG BAD: {adding an extra blood drop} Just a little mess.

{Cut to later. Shading lines have been drawn on the left side of the leg and the left side of the toenails.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, since this is Strong Sad, it's got to be casting a pall.

{Strong Bad draws several small lines to the right of the leg to create a shadow.}

STRONG BAD: {zig-zagging over the shadow} Lookit that pall.

{Cut to later. The shadow is now scribbled more fully.}

STRONG BAD: BUt you can't leave a drawing like this lying around your house. What if Mom comes in? So, now we get clever.

{Strong Bad draws dots on the toenails to make them look like doors with knobs.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see, here's a doorknob.

{Strong Bad draws vertical shading lines on the doors.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, these are some lovely wooden doors.

{Strong Bad draws a square shape above the doors.}

STRONG BAD: These are the... {writing in the sign} Chef's Bafrooms.

{Strong Bad points to the exposed bone on top, which he modifies to like a chef's toque.}

STRONG BAD: Because this a chef's hat! Y'know what I'm saying? Look! {drawing an arrow and writing out} Chef's hat. Mom will never suspect a thing! And uh, this blood is uh, {drawing an arrow and writing out} marinara, of course. Because this place is for chefs to use the bathroom.

{Strong Bad draws an awning on the left side of the bathrooms.}

STRONG BAD: So, naturally, there'd be a little café over here.

{A small table with two chairs is drawn underneath the awning.}

STRONG BAD: Little bistro. Lookit that! Mom will never know the difference!

{Strong Bad writes a series of S's in time with each word.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Sad's Soft Severed Soolnds. You could just tell Mom that this {hovers over the S's} SSSSS, that's the sound of the people, the chefs! Peeing! In the restroom! That's great, she'll love it! Okay, see you next time!

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • The Tweet text reads, "Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!"
  • The YouTube description reads, "Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom!"

Remarks

  • There is some blood coming out of the soolnd.
  • Strong Bad diguises his drawing as a chefs' bathroom to hide it from the viewer's mother, and writes the sound of the chefs peeing.

Inside References


Skills of an Artist
Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds | Sammich | Cannonmouth | Posh Toilet Paper | Muscleman | End Boss | Cartoon Characters | Eagle | Classic Stand-up Arcade Game

Skills of an Artist LIVE!! | Tennis Shorts | Large Bean | Cornucopia | Clownbread | Draccus | Guitar | Diskette | Barf Bag | Really Cool Boat

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