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The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Quotes may be a selection from a recently-released toon, an outtake not included in a toon's final release, or a QotW-exclusive phrase. These were once viewed by clicking on the [[File:update-qotw.png|[[File:update-qotw.png|21px|thumb]]]] ''Q'' button at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and were generally updated on Thursdays from 2004 through late 2009.
The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and were generally updated each week on Thursday when Homestar Runner was more active. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name &quot;Quote of the day&quot;. From early 2004 to 2009, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a &quot;[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]&quot; oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.
 
This feature began on January 10, 2002, under the name &quot;Quote of the day(or so)&quot;. From early 2004 to 2009, the Quote of the Week was updated with near-weekly regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a &quot;[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]&quot; oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date. The feature stopped updating on October 22, 2009; this [[Hiatuses|hiatus]] was briefly broken in 2014, but no new quotes have been shared since October 30 of that year. Since the [[Post-Flash Site Update|post-Flash site update]] on the last day of 2020, the button no longer works.
 
''Between July 29 and November 11, 2004, released quotes were only available as .zip files. Beginning on November 22, however, the download option was changed to the MP3 format, and The Brothers Chaps began deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one was released.''


''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [https://homestarrunner.com/qod.swf Flash file] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''
''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''


''On [#QW-2006-07-27 July 27, 2006], a &quot;loading&quot; box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''
''Quotes after November 11, 2004, are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [https://homestarrunner.com/qod.swf Flash file] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''


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''On July 27, 2006, a &quot;loading&quot; box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''


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== <span class="mw-headline"> Quotes </span> ==
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! Notes
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|- id="QW-2014-10-30"
|- id="QW-2014-10-30"
| <span style="display:none">10000</span> 30 Oct 2014
| <span style="display:none">10000</span> 30 Oct 2014
| [https://old.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/marzi_friendo.mp3 download]
| [https://homestarrunner.com/weeklies/marzi_friendo.mp3 download]
| <span style="display:none">Marzipan</span>[[File:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|[[File:qod_6_-_marzipan.PNG|35px|thumb|Marzipan]]]]
| <span style="display:none">Marzipan</span>[[File:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|[[File:qod_6_-_marzipan.PNG|35px|thumb|Marzipan]]]]
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Call it, friendo!&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Call it, friendo!&quot;
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Marzipan is quoting [[Anton Chigurh]], the antagonist in the 2007 film ''[[No Country for Old Men (film)|No Country for Old Men]]''. The [[Halloween Safety]] teaser and the [[Sketchbook 2014|Sketchbook released the same day]] as the quote revealed that [[The Brothers Chaps]] had [[Rejected Costumes|considered making Marzipan dress as Chigurh]] for [[I Killed Pom Pom]].<br />
| This is the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOohAwZOSGo trailer] version of a line spoken by Anton Chigurh, the antagonist in the 2007 film ''[[No Country For Old Men (film)|No Country For Old Men]]'', who was portrayed by [[Javier Bardem]]. The line is actually a combination of two lines from the same scene. As Chigurh visits a filling station, he says to the proprietor, &quot;What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?&quot; Later in the scene, he allows the proprietor to choose his fate by a coin toss but only tells him to call it and doesn't say &quot;friendo&quot; again. The [[Halloween Safety]] teaser and the [[Sketchbook 2014|Sketchbook released the same day]] as the quote revealed that [[The Brothers Chaps]] were considering making Marzipan dress as Chigurh for [[I Killed Pom Pom]].
The specific phrasing of &quot;Call it, friendo&quot; is from [http://youtu.be/A0oNrgumrlE?t=22 the film's trailer] — in the movie proper, &quot;friendo&quot; and &quot;call it&quot; are from two separate lines of dialogue.
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|- id="QW-2014-10-22"
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| <span style="display:none">10001</span> 22 Oct 2014
| <span style="display:none">10001</span> 22 Oct 2014
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| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
| The Quote of the Week was updated for the first time in exactly five years. This was the longest hiatus between pop-up updates, not counting the ongoing hiatus of the following week's quote.
| The Quote of the Week was updated for the first time in exactly five years. This was the longest hiatus between pop-up updates, not counting the ongoing hiatus of the following week's quote.
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|- id="QW-2009-10-22"
|- id="QW-2009-10-22"
| <span style="display:none">10002</span> 22 Oct 2009
| <span style="display:none">10002</span> 22 Oct 2009
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| '''[[Brainkrieg]]:''' &quot;Weeks after Halloween, days after Thanksgiving, just before the Christmas lights go up, Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of...&quot; ''{entire &quot;Decomposing Pumpkins&quot; song}''
| '''[[Brainkrieg]]:''' &quot;Weeks after Halloween, days after Thanksgiving, just before the Christmas lights go up, Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of...&quot; ''{entire &quot;Decomposing Pumpkins&quot; song}''
| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
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| [[The Luau]] extended take
| [[The Luau]] extended take
| Coach Z mentions &quot;Paughkeegan&quot;, which might be referring to [[Waukegan, Illinois|Waukegan]], a suburb of Chicago. Coach Z's accent is distinctly Upper Midwestern, which makes it very plausible that he'd know a person from Waukegan (or &quot;Paughkeegan&quot;).
| Coach Z mentions &quot;Paughkeegan&quot;, which might be referring to [[Waukegan, Illinois|Waukegan]], a suburb of Chicago. Coach Z's accent is distinctly Upper Midwestern, which makes it very plausible that he'd know a person from Waukegan (or &quot;Paughkeegan&quot;).
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| <span style="display:none">10004</span> 01 Oct 2009
| <span style="display:none">10004</span> 01 Oct 2009
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;The Grampy Aught Six uza-you-uzilizes...is a good one.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;The Grampy Aught Six uza-you-uzilizes...is a good one.&quot;
| [[Compy Catalog]] blooper
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere.&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere.&quot;
| [[On Break]] outtake
| [[On Break]] outtake
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| [[Compy Catalog]] extended take
| [[Compy Catalog]] extended take
| Besides the slightly extended second half of the song, the arrangement of the first half has also been further embellished.
| Besides the slightly extended second half of the song, the arrangement of the first half has also been further embellished.
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|- id="QW-2009-07-30"
|- id="QW-2009-07-30"
| <span style="display:none">10007</span> 30 Jul 2009
| <span style="display:none">10007</span> 30 Jul 2009
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!&quot;
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| '''[[Lil' Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!&quot;
| '''[[Lil' Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!&quot;
| [[imaginary]] outtake
| [[imaginary]] outtake
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| '''[[Teenage Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?&quot;
| '''[[Teenage Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?&quot;
| [[high school]]
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| This was originally called &quot;Power Crunch&quot; and is [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/05tie-VikingGuitar-Stinkoman20X6-Crunch-DoD.mp3 available unedited]. This remix was later used as the soundtrack for the [[Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer]].
| This was originally called &quot;Power Crunch&quot; and is [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/05tie-VikingGuitar-Stinkoman20X6-Crunch-DoD.mp3 available unedited]. This remix was later used as the soundtrack for the [[Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer]].
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|- id="QW-2009-06-04"
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| <span style="display:none">10011</span> 04 Jun 2009
| <span style="display:none">10011</span> 04 Jun 2009
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| '''[[D n' D Greg]]:''' &quot;If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back.&quot;
| '''[[D n' D Greg]]:''' &quot;If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back.&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake
| &quot;Talenta Halflings&quot; and &quot;riding dinosaurs&quot; refer to the [[Eberron]] campaign setting of [[Dungeons & Dragons]], where the Talenta Plains are the homelands of the halflings, who do indeed ride on large raptor-like dinosaurs and herd various breeds of herbivorous dinosaurs.
| &quot;Talenta Halflings&quot; and &quot;riding dinosaurs&quot; refer to the [[Eberron|Eberron Campaign Setting]] of Dungeons and Dragons, where the Talenta Plains are the homelands of the halflings, who do indeed ride on large raptor-like dinosaurs and herd various breeds of herbivorous dinosaurs.
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|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
| <span style="display:none">10012</span> 10 Apr 2009
| <span style="display:none">10012</span> 10 Apr 2009
| [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_gadget.mp3 download] (mirror)
| [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_gadget.mp3 download] (mirror)
| <span style="display:none">Homestar Runner</span>[[File:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|[[File:qod_1_-_homestar.PNG|35px|thumb|Homestar Runner]]]]
| <span style="display:none">Homestar Runner</span>[[File:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|[[File:qod_1_-_homestar.PNG|35px|thumb|Homestar Runner]]]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth.&quot; ''{[[Inspector Gadget]] theme continues}''
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth.&quot; ''{[[Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take
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|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;The beige malaise can last for days.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;The beige malaise can last for days.&quot;
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take
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|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
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| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake
| [[Darryl Strawberry]] is a former Major League Baseball player.
| [[Darryl Strawberry]] is a former Major League Baseball player.
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|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
| <span style="display:none">10015</span> 12 Mar 2009
| <span style="display:none">10015</span> 12 Mar 2009
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack.&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack.&quot;
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|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!&quot;
| Unknown
| Unknown
| [[Xanthan gum]] is a common ingredient in gluten-free baking. Bulgar (or [[bulgur]]) is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.
| [[Xanthan gum]] is a common ingredient in gluten-free baking. Bulgar (or [[Bulgur|bulgur]]) is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.
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|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
| <span style="display:none">10017</span> 26 Feb 2009
| <span style="display:none">10017</span> 26 Feb 2009
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!&quot;
| [[Date Nite]]
| [[Date Nite]]
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| ''{'''A boy:''' &quot;Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?&quot;}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!&quot;
| ''{'''A boy:''' &quot;Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?&quot;}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat.&quot;
| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake
| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
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| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?&quot;
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?&quot;
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou.&quot; ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' &quot;Lumper.&quot; '''[[Matt Chapman]]:''' &quot;Lumper.&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou.&quot; ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' &quot;Lumper.&quot; '''[[Matt Chapman]]:''' &quot;Lumper.&quot;
| [[Hremail 62]] blooper
| [[Hremail 62]] blooper
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|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
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| '''[[Taranchula]]:''' &quot;Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth...&quot; ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of &quot;and so forth...&quot;.}''
| '''[[Taranchula]]:''' &quot;Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth...&quot; ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of &quot;and so forth...&quot;.}''
| [[Trudgemank]]
| [[Trudgemank]]
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|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]].&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]].&quot;
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;You stay away from my sister!&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;You stay away from my sister!&quot;
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
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| [[email thunder]] outtake
| [[email thunder]] outtake
| The word &quot;hundred&quot; appears after &quot;200&quot;.
| The word &quot;hundred&quot; appears after &quot;200&quot;.
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|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
| <span style="display:none">10026</span> 26 Sep 2008
| <span style="display:none">10026</span> 26 Sep 2008
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down...&quot; ''{entire email song}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down...&quot; ''{entire email song}''
| [[alternate universe]]
| [[alternate universe]]
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| ('''Matt:''') &quot;Try and sound like Homestar too.&quot; ('''Mike:''') &quot;I'll do it. *BURP!*&quot; ('''Matt:''') &quot;Sounds like a moth comin' out!&quot;
| ('''Matt:''') &quot;Try and sound like Homestar too.&quot; ('''Mike:''') &quot;I'll do it. *BURP!*&quot; ('''Matt:''') &quot;Sounds like a moth comin' out!&quot;
| [[hygiene]] outtake
| [[hygiene]] outtake
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!&quot;
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?&quot; ''{He laughs a little as he says &quot;right&quot;.}''
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?&quot; ''{He laughs a little as he says &quot;right&quot;.}''
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
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| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' &quot;You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!&quot;
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' &quot;You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!&quot;
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'&quot;
| [[magic trick]] outtake
| [[magic trick]] outtake
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| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]:''' &quot;Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!&quot;
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]:''' &quot;Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!&quot;
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'&quot;
| [[your edge]]
| [[your edge]]
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|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
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| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake
| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake
| The quote reads &quot;taken out ''if''&quot; instead of &quot;of it&quot;.
| The quote reads &quot;taken out ''if''&quot; instead of &quot;of it&quot;.
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|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
| <span style="display:none">10035</span> 26 Jun 2008
| <span style="display:none">10035</span> 26 Jun 2008
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride.&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride.&quot;
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said...&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said...&quot;
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing.&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing.&quot;
| [[love poems]]
| [[love poems]]
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|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
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| ('''Singers:''') &quot;[[Polymascotfoamalate|Polymascot foamalate]]! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''') Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers:''') Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''') Or as a topping on soured cream!&quot;
| ('''Singers:''') &quot;[[Polymascotfoamalate|Polymascot foamalate]]! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''') Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers:''') Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''') Or as a topping on soured cream!&quot;
| [[4 branches]]
| [[4 branches]]
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|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!&quot; ''{entire end credits song}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!&quot; ''{entire end credits song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
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|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!&quot;
| [[Date Nite]]
| [[Date Nite]]
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|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
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| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion.&quot;
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion.&quot;
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;I rule the school!&quot;
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;I rule the school!&quot;
| [[Revenge of the King]]
| [[Revenge of the King]]
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|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!&quot;
| [[rated]]
| [[rated]]
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|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
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| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' &quot;I do believe you've spic'd my span.&quot;
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' &quot;I do believe you've spic'd my span.&quot;
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
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| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;Bomb Capacity Increased!&quot;
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;Bomb Capacity Increased!&quot;
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
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|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
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| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
| The &quot;The&quot; in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after &quot;blows&quot;. &quot;Blowhole&quot; is also misspelled as two words.
| The &quot;The&quot; in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after &quot;blows&quot;. &quot;Blowhole&quot; is also misspelled as two words.
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|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
| <span style="display:none">10047</span> 07 Mar 2008
| <span style="display:none">10047</span> 07 Mar 2008
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| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]:''' &quot;Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!&quot;
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]:''' &quot;Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!&quot;
| [[buried]]
| [[buried]]
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|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!&quot;
| [[licensed]]
| [[licensed]]
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|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
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| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!&quot;
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
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|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
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| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!&quot;
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!&quot;
| Unknown
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|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
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| [[fan club]]
| [[fan club]]
| &quot;Carrageenan&quot; is misspelled &quot;carageenan&quot;.
| &quot;Carrageenan&quot; is misspelled &quot;carageenan&quot;.
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|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
| <span style="display:none">10052</span> 24 Jan 2008
| <span style="display:none">10052</span> 24 Jan 2008
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| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots|Gel-arshie]]:''' &quot;I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school.&quot;
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots|Gel-arshie]]:''' &quot;I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school.&quot;
| [[winter pool]]
| [[winter pool]]
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|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!&quot;
| [[environment]]
| [[environment]]
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|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand.&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand.&quot;
| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper
| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper
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|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
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| '''Singers:''' &quot;Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)&quot; ''{entire song: &quot;Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.)'' {quickly} ''Have another round! (Don't.)&quot;}''
| '''Singers:''' &quot;Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)&quot; ''{entire song: &quot;Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.)'' {quickly} ''Have another round! (Don't.)&quot;}''
| [[nightlife]]
| [[nightlife]]
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|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it.&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it.&quot;
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P...&quot; ''{entire &quot;Rap Song&quot;}''
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P...&quot; ''{entire &quot;Rap Song&quot;}''
| [[Rap Song]]
| [[Rap Song]]
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|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!&quot;
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|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?&quot; ''{Matt can be heard saying &quot;Yeah, keep going&quot; faintly}''
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?&quot; ''{Matt can be heard saying &quot;Yeah, keep going&quot; faintly}''
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
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| [[haircut]]
| [[haircut]]
| This quote was released within hours of the one below. It was suggested in the edit summary of [[Quote of the Week|the edit adding the quote below to this page]].
| This quote was released within hours of the one below. It was suggested in the edit summary of [[Quote of the Week|the edit adding the quote below to this page]].
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|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
| <span style="display:none">10061</span> 25 Oct 2007
| <span style="display:none">10061</span> 25 Oct 2007
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| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
| This quote is identical to the [#QW-2005-09-22 22 Sep 2005] quote. It was changed within hours of being released.
| This quote is identical to the [#QW-2005-09-22 22 Sep 2005] quote. It was changed within hours of being released.
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|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
| <span style="display:none">10062</span> 18 Oct 2007
| <span style="display:none">10062</span> 18 Oct 2007
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that.&quot;
| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)
| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)
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|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!&quot;
| [[web comics]]
| [[web comics]]
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|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs...&quot; ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs...&quot; ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
| [[slumber party]] outtake
| [[slumber party]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
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| [[caffeine]] outtake
| [[caffeine]] outtake
| [[Polychaete|polychaete worms]] are a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
| [[Polychaete|polychaete worms]] are a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
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|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
| <span style="display:none">10066</span> 20 Sep 2007
| <span style="display:none">10066</span> 20 Sep 2007
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!&quot;
| [[mini-golf]]
| [[mini-golf]]
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|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
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| '''[[The Sad Kids]]:''' &quot;Frosty? Flurry.&quot;
| '''[[The Sad Kids]]:''' &quot;Frosty? Flurry.&quot;
| Unknown
| Unknown
| [[Frosty (frozen dairy dessert)|Frosties]] and [[McFlurry|McFlurries]] are ice cream treats served at [[Wendy's]] and [[McDonald's]], respectively.
| [[Frosty|Frosties]] and [[McFlurry|McFlurries]] are ice cream treats served at [[Wendy's]] and [[McDonald's]], respectively.
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|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
| <span style="display:none">10068</span> 06 Sep 2007
| <span style="display:none">10068</span> 06 Sep 2007
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| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' &quot;Oh. I should eat a pony.&quot;
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' &quot;Oh. I should eat a pony.&quot;
| [[original]]
| [[original]]
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|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
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| '''[[sloshy]]:''' &quot;We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!&quot; ''{entire &quot;We Don't Even Really Care About You&quot; song}''
| '''[[sloshy]]:''' &quot;We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!&quot; ''{entire &quot;We Don't Even Really Care About You&quot; song}''
| [[concert]] extended song
| [[concert]] extended song
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|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]] could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]] could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it.&quot;
| [[concert]] outtake
| [[concert]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!&quot; ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' &quot;Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then.&quot;}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!&quot; ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' &quot;Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then.&quot;}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake
| [[mini-golf]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
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| <span style="display:none">Bubs</span>[[File:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|[[File:qod_4_-_bubs.PNG|35px|thumb|Bubs]]]]
| <span style="display:none">Bubs</span>[[File:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|[[File:qod_4_-_bubs.PNG|35px|thumb|Bubs]]]]
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[Chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[Chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]&quot;
| [[Ever and More]] outtake
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake
| [[Nestlé]] is a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. The quote a reference to Nestlé's [http://www.archive.org/download/RadioCommercialsShows/Commercials.19xx.xx.xx_N_E_S_T_L_E_S.mp3 long standing jingle], &quot;N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestlé's makes the very best&quot;, especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, &quot;Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S.&quot;
| [[Nestle|Nestles]] is a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's [http://www.archive.org/download/RadioCommercialsShows/Commercials.19xx.xx.xx_N_E_S_T_L_E_S.mp3 long standing jingle], &quot;N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best&quot;, especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, &quot;Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S.&quot;
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|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| <span style="display:none">10073</span> 21 Jun 2007
| <span style="display:none">10073</span> 21 Jun 2007
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So.&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
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|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
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| '''[[The Ugly One]]:''' &quot;I love longitudes.&quot; '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;Not me, I'm a latitude snob.&quot;
| '''[[The Ugly One]]:''' &quot;I love longitudes.&quot; '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;Not me, I'm a latitude snob.&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook 2007|Sketchbook]])
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook 2007|Sketchbook]])
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|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?&quot;
| [[Date Nite]]
| [[Date Nite]]
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|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!&quot;
| [[Field Day Intro]]
| [[Field Day Intro]]
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|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]].&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]].&quot;
| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip
| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip
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|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
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| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' &quot;Did you just say parakeet?&quot;
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' &quot;Did you just say parakeet?&quot;
| [[caffeine]]
| [[caffeine]]
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|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
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| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' &quot;We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding.&quot;
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' &quot;We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding.&quot;
| [[Under Construction]] outtake
| [[Under Construction]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!&quot;
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]
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|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!&quot;
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)
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|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
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| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]:''' &quot;These hardly qualify as PANTS!&quot;
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]:''' &quot;These hardly qualify as PANTS!&quot;
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
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| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]:''' &quot;Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.&quot;
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]:''' &quot;Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.&quot;
| [[Drive-Thru]]
| [[Drive-Thru]]
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|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
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| '''[[Taranchula]]:''' &quot;Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!&quot; ''{entire &quot;Brother in a Jar&quot; song}''
| '''[[Taranchula]]:''' &quot;Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!&quot; ''{entire &quot;Brother in a Jar&quot; song}''
| [[your funeral]]
| [[your funeral]]
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|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
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| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]:''' &quot;I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces &quot;shinoligans&quot; like &quot;SHY-knowligans&quot;}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!&quot;
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]:''' &quot;I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces &quot;shinoligans&quot; like &quot;SHY-knowligans&quot;}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!&quot;
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith.&quot;
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith.&quot;
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
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|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!&quot;
| [[the movies]]
| [[the movies]]
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|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
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| '''Singers:''' You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| '''Singers:''' You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]
| [[theme song]]
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|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
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| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]:''' &quot;2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er...&quot;
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]:''' &quot;2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er...&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
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|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
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| '''Singers:''' &quot;King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme&quot;
| '''Singers:''' &quot;King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme&quot;
| [[unnatural]]
| [[unnatural]]
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|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Word booty!&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Word booty!&quot;
| [[looking old]]
| [[looking old]]
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|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football...&quot; ''{quote continues: &quot;Run you down the field like a clown!&quot;}''
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football...&quot; ''{quote continues: &quot;Run you down the field like a clown!&quot;}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover
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|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!&quot;
| [[the chair]] multiple takes
| [[the chair]] multiple takes
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|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
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| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
| Only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
| Only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
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|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| <span style="display:none">10095</span> 14 Dec 2006
| <span style="display:none">10095</span> 14 Dec 2006
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| [[what i want]] blooper
| [[what i want]] blooper
| &quot;Montelbon&quot; is probably a reference to [[Ricardo Montalbán]].
| &quot;Montelbon&quot; is probably a reference to [[Ricardo Montalbán]].
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|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| <span style="display:none">10096</span> 07 Dec 2006
| <span style="display:none">10096</span> 07 Dec 2006
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away.&quot;
| [[the chair]] outtake
| [[the chair]] outtake
| Stink and stonk being related to [[Stank|stank]] is a reference to &quot;[[You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]]&quot;, a song from the [[How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (TV special)|1966 animated adaption]] of [[Dr. Seuss]]'s ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas!]]'', in which the singer says that &quot;stink, stank, [and] stunk&quot; are the three words that best describe the Grinch.
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|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| <span style="display:none">10097</span> 30 Nov 2006
| <span style="display:none">10097</span> 30 Nov 2006
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| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
| This quote is a repeat of the [#QW-2005-03-31 31 Mar 2005] quote with an ellipsis instead of a colon.
| This quote is a repeat of the [#QW-2005-03-31 31 Mar 2005] quote with an ellipsis instead of a colon.
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|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| <span style="display:none">10098</span> 17 Nov 2006
| <span style="display:none">10098</span> 17 Nov 2006
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| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]:''' &quot;What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!&quot; ''{quote continues: &quot;I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!&quot;}''
| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]:''' &quot;What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!&quot; ''{quote continues: &quot;I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!&quot;}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg
| This quote is titled as an &quot;outtake&quot; in the [[ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter egg.
| This quote is titled as an &quot;outtake&quot; in the [[ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
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|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| <span style="display:none">10099</span> 09 Nov 2006
| <span style="display:none">10099</span> 09 Nov 2006
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| '''[[What's Her Face]]:''' &quot;When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.&quot;
| '''[[What's Her Face]]:''' &quot;When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
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|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
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| '''Singer:''' &quot;Want some bread and butter [[Pickles|pickles]]. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are.&quot;
| '''Singer:''' &quot;Want some bread and butter [[Pickles|pickles]]. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are.&quot;
| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
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|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade.&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade.&quot;
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
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| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;Take a trip to the mountains!&quot;
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;Take a trip to the mountains!&quot;
| [[retirement]]
| [[retirement]]
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|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music...&quot; ''{quote continues: &quot;...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!&quot;}''
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music...&quot; ''{quote continues: &quot;...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!&quot;}''
| [[isp]]
| [[isp]]
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|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes.&quot;
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
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|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins.&quot;
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
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| '''Singers:''' &quot;And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!&quot;
| '''Singers:''' &quot;And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!&quot;
| [[road trip]]
| [[road trip]]
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|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
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| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]:''' &quot;Awesome! Just...AWESOME!&quot;
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]:''' &quot;Awesome! Just...AWESOME!&quot;
| Unknown
| Unknown
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|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[Netscape|netscape]] hurricane&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[Netscape|netscape]] hurricane&quot;
| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
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|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?&quot;
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
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|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
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| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]:''' &quot;And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!&quot; ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]:''' &quot;And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!&quot; ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
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|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
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| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]:''' &quot;She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-[[Texas Instruments]] all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean.&quot; ''{entire &quot;Brain Sister&quot; song}''
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]:''' &quot;She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-[[Texas Instruments]] all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean.&quot; ''{entire &quot;Brain Sister&quot; song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
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|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
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| '''[[The Gregs|Science Fiction Greg]]:''' &quot;Oh, I can take my shirt off.&quot;
| '''[[The Gregs|Science Fiction Greg]]:''' &quot;Oh, I can take my shirt off.&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
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|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;Let the KOT have some!&quot;
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;Let the KOT have some!&quot;
| [[senior prom]] outtake
| [[senior prom]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me.&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me.&quot;
| [[Weclome Back]] outtake
| [[Weclome Back]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
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| [[portrait]] outtake
| [[portrait]] outtake
| &quot;Circle gets the square&quot; is a reference to the game show [[Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is &quot;X gets the square.&quot; [[Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
| &quot;Circle gets the square&quot; is a reference to the game show [[Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is &quot;X gets the square.&quot; [[Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
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|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| <span style="display:none">10116</span> 18 May 2006
| <span style="display:none">10116</span> 18 May 2006
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| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]:''' &quot;I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!&quot;
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]:''' &quot;I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!&quot;
| [[isp]] outtake
| [[isp]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!&quot;
| [[senior prom]] outtake
| [[senior prom]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
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| [[senior prom]] outtake
| [[senior prom]] outtake
| The name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] is spelled here as &quot;Delelilia&quot;. However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled &quot;Delilelia&quot;.
| The name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] is spelled here as &quot;Delelilia&quot;. However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled &quot;Delilelia&quot;.
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|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| <span style="display:none">10119</span> 27 Apr 2006
| <span style="display:none">10119</span> 27 Apr 2006
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| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' &quot;Oh...I live a hard life.&quot; ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' &quot;Oh...I live a hard life.&quot; ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Unknown
| Unknown
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|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright...&quot; ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright...&quot; ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]
| [[candy product]]
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|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag.&quot;
| [[local news]]
| [[local news]]
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|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
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| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake
| This may be a nod to ''The Simpsons'' episode &quot;[http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]&quot;, which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
| This may be a nod to ''The Simpsons'' episode &quot;[http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]&quot;, which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
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|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| <span style="display:none">10123</span> 16 Mar 2006
| <span style="display:none">10123</span> 16 Mar 2006
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!&quot;
| [[lady fan]]
| [[lady fan]]
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|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
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|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
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|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;What?! ''[[Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;What?! ''[[Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!&quot;
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
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| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
| Although it isn't identical, this quote is very similar to Bubs's quote for [#QW-2005-03-25 25 Mar 2005] (&quot;Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.&quot;).
| Although it isn't identical, this quote is very similar to Bubs's quote for [#QW-2005-03-25 25 Mar 2005] (&quot;Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.&quot;).
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|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| <span style="display:none">10128</span> 09 Feb 2006
| <span style="display:none">10128</span> 09 Feb 2006
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| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
| The fan version of the CGNU fight song is in a different key than in [[mascot]]—B-flat instead of F.
| The fan version of the CGNU fight song is in a different key than in [[mascot]]—B-flat instead of F.
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|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| <span style="display:none">10129</span> 02 Feb 2006
| <span style="display:none">10129</span> 02 Feb 2006
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard.&quot;
| [[technology]] outtake
| [[technology]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game.&quot;
| [[flashback]] outtake
| [[flashback]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
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| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.&quot;
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.&quot;
| [[death metal]] Easter egg
| [[death metal]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'&quot;
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
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|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;You say tomater, I zader matermorts.&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;You say tomater, I zader matermorts.&quot;
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
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|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
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| '''Two [[Homsar|Homsars]]:''' &quot;Let's sing a song of [[Pennzoil]]!&quot;
| '''Two [[Homsar|Homsars]]:''' &quot;Let's sing a song of [[Pennzoil]]!&quot;
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
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|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
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| <span style="display:none">Old-Timey Strong Bad</span>[[File:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG|[[File:qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG|35px|thumb|Old-Timey Strong Bad]]]]
| <span style="display:none">Old-Timey Strong Bad</span>[[File:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG|[[File:qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG|35px|thumb|Old-Timey Strong Bad]]]]
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!&quot;
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!&quot;
| [[That a Ghost]]
| [[That a Ghost|That A Ghost]]
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|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;The punishment is not too bad, eh?&quot;
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;The punishment is not too bad, eh?&quot;
| [[Revenge of the King]]
| [[Revenge of the King]]
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|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
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| [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_undersiege2.mp3 download] (mirror)
| [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_undersiege2.mp3 download] (mirror)
| <span style="display:none">Bubs</span>[[File:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|[[File:qod_4_-_bubs.PNG|35px|thumb|Bubs]]]]
| <span style="display:none">Bubs</span>[[File:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|[[File:qod_4_-_bubs.PNG|35px|thumb|Bubs]]]]
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114781 Under Siege 2]'' collector's spoon!&quot;
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too.&quot;
| Unknown
| Unknown
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|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
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| '''Singers:''' &quot;Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.&quot; ''{entire song}''
| '''Singers:''' &quot;Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.&quot; ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
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|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
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| [[Bug In Mouth Disease|Bug in Mouth Disease]]
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease|Bug in Mouth Disease]]
| This quote is a repeat of [#QW-2005-06-16 16 Jun 2005] with formatting differences (lowercase letters instead of caps). It was changed the following day.
| This quote is a repeat of [#QW-2005-06-16 16 Jun 2005] with formatting differences (lowercase letters instead of caps). It was changed the following day.
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|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| <span style="display:none">10141</span> 06 Oct 2005
| <span style="display:none">10141</span> 06 Oct 2005
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| '''[[Jibblies Painting]]:''' &quot;Come on in heeeeere.&quot;
| '''[[Jibblies Painting]]:''' &quot;Come on in heeeeere.&quot;
| [[bottom 10]]
| [[bottom 10]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
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| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]
| [[geddup noise]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
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| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
| This quote was (briefly) duplicated on [#QW-2007-10-25a 25 Oct 2007].
| This quote was (briefly) duplicated on [#QW-2007-10-25a 25 Oct 2007].
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|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| <span style="display:none">10144</span> 15 Sep 2005
| <span style="display:none">10144</span> 15 Sep 2005
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| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' &quot;Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' &quot;Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me.&quot;
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;What in [[Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;What in [[Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?&quot;
| [[Cool Things]]
| [[Cool Things]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
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| '''[[1-Up]]:''' &quot;I want pudding!&quot;
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' &quot;I want pudding!&quot;
| [[Under Construction]]
| [[Under Construction]]
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|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
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| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead.&quot;
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead.&quot;
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that...&quot; ''{entire song}''
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that...&quot; ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]
| [[Cool Things]]
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|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
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| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' &quot;My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!&quot;
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' &quot;My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!&quot;
| [[Senorial Day]]
| [[Senorial Day]]
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|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!&quot;
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
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|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!&quot;
| [[bottom 10]]
| [[bottom 10]]
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|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!&quot;
| [[montage]]
| [[montage]]
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|
|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
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| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
| &quot;Check it out&quot; is said 16 times.
| &quot;Check it out&quot; is said 16 times.
|
|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| <span style="display:none">10154</span> 23 Jun 2005
| <span style="display:none">10154</span> 23 Jun 2005
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;You bet! Hit me on the slant!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;You bet! Hit me on the slant!&quot;
| [[Senorial Day]]
| [[Senorial Day]]
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|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
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| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
| This quote was repeated [#QW-2005-10-20 20 Oct 2005] with formatting differences (lowercase letters instead of caps). It was changed the following day.
| This quote was repeated [#QW-2005-10-20 20 Oct 2005] with formatting differences (lowercase letters instead of caps). It was changed the following day.
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|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| <span style="display:none">10156</span> 10 Jun 2005
| <span style="display:none">10156</span> 10 Jun 2005
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| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
| This quote was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in &quot;[[Where the Crap Are We?]]&quot;, which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
| This quote was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in &quot;[[Where the Crap Are We?]]&quot;, which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
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|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| <span style="display:none">10157</span> 02 Jun 2005
| <span style="display:none">10157</span> 02 Jun 2005
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| [[origins]]
| [[origins]]
| This quote is a repeat of the [#QW-2005-02-17 17 Feb 2005] quote. Although the two sound bites are identical, the text used in both cases is slightly different. (The first time it was &quot;I'm&quot;, whereas the second was &quot;AAAaaaAAh'm&quot;).
| This quote is a repeat of the [#QW-2005-02-17 17 Feb 2005] quote. Although the two sound bites are identical, the text used in both cases is slightly different. (The first time it was &quot;I'm&quot;, whereas the second was &quot;AAAaaaAAh'm&quot;).
|
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| <span style="display:none">10158</span> 12 May 2005
| <span style="display:none">10158</span> 12 May 2005
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I'm on a RAMPAGE!!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I'm on a RAMPAGE!!&quot;
| [[rampage]]
| [[rampage]]
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|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!&quot;
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' &quot;Dong DIIING!!!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' &quot;Dong DIIING!!!&quot;
| [[animal]]
| [[animal]]
|
|
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|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
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| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' &quot;I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' &quot;I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;
| [[other days]]
| [[other days]]
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|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
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| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
| This quote was repeated on [#QW-2006-11-30 30 Nov 2006] with an ellipsis instead of a colon.
| This quote was repeated on [#QW-2006-11-30 30 Nov 2006] with an ellipsis instead of a colon.
|
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| <span style="display:none">10163</span> 25 Mar 2005
| <span style="display:none">10163</span> 25 Mar 2005
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| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
| Although it isn't identical, this quote is very similar to Bubs's quote for [#QW-2006-02-16 16 Feb 2006] (&quot;I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.&quot;).
| Although it isn't identical, this quote is very similar to Bubs's quote for [#QW-2006-02-16 16 Feb 2006] (&quot;I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.&quot;).
|
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| <span style="display:none">10164</span> 17 Mar 2005
| <span style="display:none">10164</span> 17 Mar 2005
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;Stop what? I don't do nothing!&quot;
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;Stop what? I don't do nothing!&quot;
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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|
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|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!&quot;
| [[origins]] outtake
| [[origins]] outtake
|
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|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
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| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' &quot;Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!&quot;
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' &quot;Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!&quot;
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|
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|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
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| [[origins]]
| [[origins]]
| This quote was repeated on [#QW-2005-06-02 02 Jun 2005]. Although the two sound bites are identical, the text used in both cases is slightly different. (The first time it was &quot;I'm&quot;, whereas the second was &quot;AAAaaaAAh'm&quot;).
| This quote was repeated on [#QW-2005-06-02 02 Jun 2005]. Although the two sound bites are identical, the text used in both cases is slightly different. (The first time it was &quot;I'm&quot;, whereas the second was &quot;AAAaaaAAh'm&quot;).
|
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| <span style="display:none">10168</span> 10 Feb 2005
| <span style="display:none">10168</span> 10 Feb 2005
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww.&quot;
| [[kids' book]]
| [[kids' book]]
|
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|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
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| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' &quot;My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!&quot;
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' &quot;My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!&quot;
| [[Sample of Style]]
| [[Sample of Style]]
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|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
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| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha&quot; ''{entire song}''
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' &quot;We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha&quot; ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|
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|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
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| '''[[Homsar]]:''' &quot;Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?&quot;
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' &quot;Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?&quot;
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
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|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
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| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!&quot;
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!&quot;
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|
|
|
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' &quot;We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' &quot;We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!&quot;
| [[radio]] outtake
| [[radio]] outtake
|
|
|
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
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| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' &quot;I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' &quot;I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!&quot;
| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake
| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake
|
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|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!&quot;
| [[crying]]
| [[crying]]
|
|
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|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!&quot;
| [[virus]]
| [[virus]]
|
|
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|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the &quot;You're A Girl&quot; song}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the &quot;You're A Girl&quot; song}''
| [[montage]]
| [[montage]]
|
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|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Women can't drive!&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Women can't drive!&quot;
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|
|
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|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Let me in, da da da. Let me in!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Let me in, da da da. Let me in!&quot;
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|
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|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;That's bupkis!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;That's bupkis!&quot;
| [[the facts]]
| [[the facts]]
|
|
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|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
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'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not.&quot;
'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not.&quot;
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
|
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|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel.&quot;
| [[haircut]] outtake
| [[haircut]] outtake
|
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|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
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| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' &quot;Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!&quot;
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' &quot;Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!&quot;
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|
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|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]
| [[Labor Dabor]]
|
|
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|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]] &amp; [[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Looks like we're gonna have to jump!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]] &amp; [[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Looks like we're gonna have to jump!&quot;
| [[dangeresque 3]]
| [[dangeresque 3]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!&quot;
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
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| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' &quot;Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?&quot;
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' &quot;Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?&quot;
| [[Under Construction]]
| [[Under Construction]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' &quot;Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop.&quot; ''{click}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' &quot;Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop.&quot; ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]
| [[theme park]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
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| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
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|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{as Li'l Brudder}'' &quot;I can make it on my own!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{as Li'l Brudder}'' &quot;I can make it on my own!&quot;
| [[crying]]
| [[crying]]
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|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
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| '''[[The Worm]]:''' &quot;Is a miracle.&quot;
| '''[[The Worm]]:''' &quot;Is a miracle.&quot;
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
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|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
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| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]:''' &quot;I just hate you so much!&quot; (an additional &quot;I just hate you sooo much!&quot; on download)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]:''' &quot;I just hate you so much!&quot; (an additional &quot;I just hate you sooo much!&quot; on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
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| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme:''' &quot;Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!&quot;
| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme:''' &quot;Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!&quot;
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'.&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'.&quot;
| [[lunch special]]
| [[lunch special]]
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|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
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| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]:''' &quot;We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!&quot;
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]:''' &quot;We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!&quot;
| [[flashback]] Easter egg
| [[flashback]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
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| '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Olda Boy]]:''' &quot;I'm gonna miss video games.&quot;
| '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Olda Boy]]:''' &quot;I'm gonna miss video games.&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
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|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!&quot;
| [[monument]] Easter egg
| [[monument]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
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| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;What more do they want?!!&quot;
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' &quot;What more do they want?!!&quot;
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
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|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
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| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]:''' BACK OFF BABY.
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]:''' BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]
| [[video games]]
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|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Marzipan, Marzipan!!!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Marzipan, Marzipan!!!&quot;
| [[caffeine]]
| [[caffeine]]
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|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt.&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt.&quot;
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes
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|- id="QW-2003-10-29"
|- id="QW-2003-10-29"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;A tidal wave of marshalades!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;A tidal wave of marshalades!&quot;
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
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|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;I don't like food anymore.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;I don't like food anymore.&quot;
| [[2 years]]
| [[2 years]]
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|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!&quot;
| [[kids' book]] ([[strongbad email.exe|DVD version]]) Easter egg outtake
| [[kids' book]] ([[strongbad email.exe|DVD version]]) Easter egg outtake
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|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs.&quot;
| [[labor day]] blooper
| [[labor day]] blooper
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|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!&quot;
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' &quot;Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!&quot;
| [[Bubs's Character Video]]
| [[Bubs's Character Video]]
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|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Oh, some animal died.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' &quot;Oh, some animal died.&quot;
| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad
| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad
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|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!&quot;
| [[privileges]]
| [[privileges]]
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|- id="QW-possums"
|- id="QW-possums"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Possums!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Possums!&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
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|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| <span style="display:none">10210</span> 14 Apr 2003 or later
| <span style="display:none">10210</span> 14 Apr 2003 or later
| None
| [[File:email rokk.mp3]]
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| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]
| [[personal favorites]]
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|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Let's do this like Brutus.&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Let's do this like Brutus.&quot;
| [[monster truck]]
| [[monster truck]]
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|- id="QW-turkey"
|- id="QW-turkey"
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Strong Bad [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019|referenced this quote]] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]] in 2019.
| Strong Bad [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019|referenced this quote]] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]] in 2019.
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|- id="QW-matt"
|- id="QW-matt"
| <span style="display:none">10213</span> 11 Nov 2002 or later
| <span style="display:none">10213</span> 11 Nov 2002 or later
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;MATT!!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;MATT!!&quot;
| [[50 emails]]
| [[50 emails]]
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|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;It's that cloc—&quot; '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' &quot;Sorry.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;It's that cloc—&quot; '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' &quot;Sorry.&quot;
| [[vacation]] blooper
| [[vacation]] blooper
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|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a messy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a messy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!&quot;
| [[vacation]]
| [[vacation]]
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|- id="QW-check_me_out"
|- id="QW-check_me_out"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Check me out! No, seriously, check me out.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Check me out! No, seriously, check me out.&quot;
| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)
| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)
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|- id="QW-assaulted"
|- id="QW-assaulted"
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!&quot;
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' &quot;Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!&quot;
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now.&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now.&quot;
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
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|- id="QW-coach_z"
|- id="QW-coach_z"
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'.&quot;
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' &quot;My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'.&quot;
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Why you lazy crap for crap!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Why you lazy crap for crap!&quot;
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;This is the quote of the day!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;This is the quote of the day!&quot;
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{farts}'' &quot;You guys, that was a pretty good one.&quot; ''{laughs}''
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{farts}'' &quot;You guys, that was a pretty good one.&quot; ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive
| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{Singing}'' &quot;This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pies|pies]], at The Cheat!&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{Singing}'' &quot;This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pies|pies]], at The Cheat!&quot;
| Unknown
| Unknown
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|- id="QW-a_belle"
|- id="QW-a_belle"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;I'm a belle!&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;I'm a belle!&quot;
| [[halloweener]]
| [[halloweener]]
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|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]].&quot;
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' &quot;Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]].&quot;
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
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|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed.&quot;
| [[Homestar Quiz]]
| [[Homestar Quiz]]
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|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong.&quot;
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' &quot;I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong.&quot;
| [[Original Book|original book]] line
| [[Original Book|original book]] line
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|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;I'm the only girl&quot;
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' &quot;I'm the only girl&quot;
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==


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* Occasionally, some quotes are used twice:
* Occasionally, some quotes are used twice:
** [#QW-2005-02-17 17 Feb 2005] | [#QW-2005-06-07 07 Jun 2005]
** [#QW-2005-02-17 17 Feb 2005] | [#QW-2005-06-07 07 Jun 2005]
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was open on<br />
was open on<br />
Somedays&quot;</blockquote>
Somedays&quot;</blockquote>
<p>This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings|Haldo]]), [[Style|style]], [[Times|times]], [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).</p></li>
<p>This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).</p></li>
<li><p>The text can also be:</p>
<li><p>The text can also be:</p>
<blockquote>&quot;Oh Hello! This is my<br />
<blockquote>&quot;Oh Hello! This is my<br />
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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==
== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==


* Click on the Q on any [https://old.homestarrunner.com/main6.html Main Page] on the old site to see the most recent quote.
* Click on the Q on any [https://old.homestarrunner.com/main7.html Main Page] on the old site to see the most recent quote.
* [https://homestarrunner.com/qod.swf view the Flash file for the current quote]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/qod.swf view the Flash file for the current quote]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/weeklies.xml view weeklies.xml] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/weeklies.xml view weeklies.xml] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Past Updates|Past Updates]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Flash Content|Flash Content]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3|Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]</span>
[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Regular Updates|Regular Updates]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Flash Content|Flash Content]]</span>


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The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.

The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and were generally updated each week on Thursday when Homestar Runner was more active. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". From early 2004 to 2009, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.

Quotes after November 11, 2004, are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.

On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.

  • [#Quotes 1 Quotes]
  • [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
  • [#See_Also 3 See Also]
  • [#External_Links 4 External Links]

Quotes

Date Download Head Quote Source Notes
10000 30 Oct 2014 download MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "Call it, friendo!" Quote of the Week exclusive This is the trailer version of a line spoken by Anton Chigurh, the antagonist in the 2007 film No Country For Old Men, who was portrayed by Javier Bardem. The line is actually a combination of two lines from the same scene. As Chigurh visits a filling station, he says to the proprietor, "What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?" Later in the scene, he allows the proprietor to choose his fate by a coin toss but only tells him to call it and doesn't say "friendo" again. The Halloween Safety teaser and the Sketchbook released the same day as the quote revealed that The Brothers Chaps were considering making Marzipan dress as Chigurh for I Killed Pom Pom.
10001 22 Oct 2014 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "GET THE NEW #1 JAM! Woke up this mornin' in a rapsong video..." {entire "Fish Eye Lens" song} Fish Eye Lens The Quote of the Week was updated for the first time in exactly five years. This was the longest hiatus between pop-up updates, not counting the ongoing hiatus of the following week's quote.
10002 22 Oct 2009 download (mirror) BrainkriegFile:BrainkriegQOTWhead.png Brainkrieg Brainkrieg: "Weeks after Halloween, days after Thanksgiving, just before the Christmas lights go up, Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of..." {entire "Decomposing Pumpkins" song} Decomposing Pumpkins
10003 15 Oct 2009 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "What kinda wood ya use there, Strong Bad? Cause y'know I knew a guy up in Paughkeegan who could work wonders with a piece of..." The Luau extended take Coach Z mentions "Paughkeegan", which might be referring to Waukegan, a suburb of Chicago. Coach Z's accent is distinctly Upper Midwestern, which makes it very plausible that he'd know a person from Waukegan (or "Paughkeegan").
10004 01 Oct 2009 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "The Grampy Aught Six uza-you-uzilizes...is a good one." Compy Catalog blooper
10005 27 Aug 2009 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere." On Break outtake
10006 07 Aug 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!" Compy Catalog extended take Besides the slightly extended second half of the song, the arrangement of the first half has also been further embellished.
10007 30 Jul 2009 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!" Unknown
10008 23 Jul 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Lil' Strong Sad: "Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!" imaginary outtake
10009 09 Jul 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Teenage Homestar Runner: "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?" high school
10010 25 Jun 2009 download (mirror) StinkomanFile:Qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG Stinkoman Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize) Quote of the Week exclusive This was originally called "Power Crunch" and is available unedited. This remix was later used as the soundtrack for the Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer.
10011 04 Jun 2009 download (mirror) D n' D GregFile:D n' D Greg Character Head.png D n' D Greg D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back." Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake "Talenta Halflings" and "riding dinosaurs" refer to the Eberron Campaign Setting of Dungeons and Dragons, where the Talenta Plains are the homelands of the halflings, who do indeed ride on large raptor-like dinosaurs and herd various breeds of herbivorous dinosaurs.
10012 10 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} Donut Unto Others extended take
10013 02 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." Kick-A-Ball extended take
10014 26 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." Kick-A-Ball outtake Darryl Strawberry is a former Major League Baseball player.
10015 12 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." Unknown
10016 05 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" Unknown Xanthan gum is a common ingredient in gluten-free baking. Bulgar (or bulgur) is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.
10017 26 Feb 2009 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" Date Nite
10018 19 Feb 2009 download (mirror) CheerleaderFile:Qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG Cheerleader {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
10019 12 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." Best Caper Ever outtake
10020 05 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadFile:Qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG Old-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
10021 29 Jan 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." Hremail 62 blooper
10022 11 Dec 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooFile:QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png Schenkel McDoo Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} Trudgemank
10023 20 Nov 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." Most in the Graveyard outtake
10024 06 Nov 2008 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" Most in the Graveyard outtake
10025 16 Oct 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" email thunder outtake The word "hundred" appears after "200".
10026 26 Sep 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} alternate universe
10027 18 Sep 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" hygiene outtake
10028 11 Sep 2008 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
10029 04 Sep 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} Happy Dethemberween outtake
10030 28 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageFile:Qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG Senor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" Senorial Day outtake
10031 14 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" magic trick outtake
10032 07 Aug 2008 download (mirror) GunhaverFile:Qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG Gunhaver Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" The Next Epi-Snowed
10033 31 Jul 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" your edge
10034 10 Jul 2008 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! The Baloneyman outtake The quote reads "taken out if" instead of "of it".
10035 26 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." Trogday 08 Easter egg
10036 19 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." Somber Vacation Easter egg
10037 05 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." love poems
10038 22 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG The Homestar Runner (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" 4 branches
10039 16 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
10040 08 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" Date Nite
10041 02 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG The Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
10042 24 Apr 2008 download (mirror) The King of TownFile:Qod 7 - the kot.PNG The King of Town The King of Town: "I rule the school!" Revenge of the King
10043 17 Apr 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" rated
10044 29 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Sickly SamFile:Qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG Sickly Sam Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
10045 20 Mar 2008 download (mirror) MarshieFile:Qod 10 - marshie.PNG Marshie Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
10046 13 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!" Blubb-O's Commercial The "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
10047 07 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooFile:QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png Schenkel McDoo Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!" buried
10048 28 Feb 2008 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!" licensed
10049 14 Feb 2008 download (mirror) CheerleaderFile:Qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG Cheerleader Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
10050 07 Feb 2008 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadFile:Qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG Old-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!" Unknown
10051 31 Jan 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageFile:Qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG Senor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" fan club "Carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
10052 24 Jan 2008 download (mirror) MarshieFile:Qod 10 - marshie.PNG Marshie Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school." winter pool
10053 17 Jan 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!" environment
10054 10 Jan 2008 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand." Fall Float Parade blooper
10055 13 Dec 2007 download (mirror) DJ Teh CheatFile:Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png DJ Teh Cheat Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"} nightlife
10056 06 Dec 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it." Jibblies 2 outtake
10057 29 Nov 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"} Rap Song
10058 15 Nov 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!" Unknown
10059 01 Nov 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly} Jibblies 2 outtake
10060 25 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadFile:Qod 8 - strong mad.PNG Strong Mad Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!" haircut This quote was released within hours of the one below. It was suggested in the edit summary of the edit adding the quote below to this page.
10061 25 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Sickly SamFile:Qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG Sickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips A-Plenty This quote is identical to the [#QW-2005-09-22 22 Sep 2005] quote. It was changed within hours of being released.
10062 18 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that." business trip (first sentence an outtake)
10063 12 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!" web comics
10064 04 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly} slumber party outtake
10065 27 Sep 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadFile:Qod 8 - strong mad.PNG Strong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?" caffeine outtake polychaete worms are a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
10066 20 Sep 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!" mini-golf
10067 13 Sep 2007 download (mirror) The Sad KidsFile:Qod sadkids.PNG The Sad Kids The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry." Unknown Frosties and McFlurries are ice cream treats served at Wendy's and McDonald's, respectively.
10068 06 Sep 2007 download (mirror) Senor CardgageFile:Qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG Senor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony." original
10069 30 Aug 2007 download (mirror) sloshyFile:Qod sloshy.PNG sloshy sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song} concert extended song
10070 23 Aug 2007 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it." concert outtake
10071 16 Aug 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} mini-golf outtake
10072 09 Aug 2007 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!" Ever and More! outtake Nestles is a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's long standing jingle, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
10073 21 Jun 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
10074 14 Jun 2007 download (mirror) That Ugly OneFile:Qod 15 - the ugly one.PNG That Ugly One The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook)
10075 07 Jun 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?" Date Nite
10076 24 May 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!" Field Day Intro
10077 17 May 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert." Homestarloween Party extended clip
10078 11 May 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadFile:Qod 8 - strong mad.PNG Strong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?" caffeine
10079 03 May 2007 download (mirror) StinkomanFile:Qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG Stinkoman Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding." Under Construction outtake
10080 26 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!" Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk
10081 19 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!" rough copy (second phrase an outtake)
10082 12 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Blue Laser CommanderFile:Qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG Blue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!" An Important Rap Song outtake
10083 05 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Drive-Thru WhaleFile:Whalehead.PNG Drive-Thru Whale Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." Drive-Thru
10084 22 Mar 2007 download (mirror) TaranchulaFile:Taranchulaqod.PNG Taranchula Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song} your funeral
10085 15 Mar 2007 download (mirror) GunhaverFile:Qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG Gunhaver Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake
10086 08 Mar 2007 download (mirror) The King of TownFile:Qod 7 - the kot.PNG The King of Town The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith." KOT's VOQPCS!
10087 01 Mar 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!" the movies
10088 22 Feb 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down! theme song
10089 15 Feb 2007 download (mirror) CheerleaderFile:Qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG Cheerleader Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..." Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
10090 08 Feb 2007 download (mirror) King Bubsgonzola SupremeFile:Qod 39 - kingbubs.png King Bubsgonzola Supreme Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme" unnatural
10091 01 Feb 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "Word booty!" looking old
10092 18 Jan 2007 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"} caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover
10093 11 Jan 2007 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!" the chair multiple takes
10094 21 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song} Decemberween Short Shorts Only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
10095 14 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?" what i want blooper "Montelbon" is probably a reference to Ricardo Montalbán.
10096 07 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." the chair outtake
10097 30 Nov 2006 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG The Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936 This quote is a repeat of the [#QW-2005-03-31 31 Mar 2005] quote with an ellipsis instead of a colon.
10098 17 Nov 2006 download (mirror) Videlectrix GuysFile:Qow vidguys.png Videlectrix Guys Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"} Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg This quote is titled as an "outtake" in the ID3 tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
10099 09 Nov 2006 download (mirror) What's Her FaceFile:Qod 14 - whats her face.PNG What's Her Face What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
10100 03 Nov 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." Happy Hallow-day music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
10101 27 Oct 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." Fall Float Parade outtake
10102 20 Oct 2006 download (mirror) MarshieFile:Qod 10 - marshie.PNG Marshie Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!" retirement
10103 12 Oct 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"} isp
10104 25 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." A Decemberween Pageant
10105 18 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." Where's The Cheat?
10106 07 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Melt ShakeFile:Meltshake.png Melt Shake Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" road trip
10107 31 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Blue Laser CommanderFile:Qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG Blue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" Unknown
10108 18 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" theme song email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
10109 11 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
10110 03 Aug 2006 download (mirror) What's Her FaceFile:Qod 14 - whats her face.PNG What's Her Face What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
10111 27 Jul 2006 download (mirror) Lazor LarryFile:Qod 36 - lazorlarry.png Lazor Larry Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} Summer Short Shorts
10112 20 Jul 2006 download (mirror) Science Fiction GregFile:Qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG Science Fiction Greg Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
10113 13 Jul 2006 download (mirror) The King of TownFile:Qod 7 - the kot.PNG The King of Town The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" senior prom outtake
10114 06 Jul 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." Weclome Back outtake
10115 29 Jun 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." portrait outtake "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show Hollywood Squares, which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." Shadoe Stevens was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
10116 18 May 2006 download (mirror) Small Mouth Strong MadFile:Qod 34 - small mouth.PNG Small Mouth Strong Mad Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" isp outtake
10117 11 May 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" senior prom outtake
10118 04 May 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" senior prom outtake The name of Strong Bad's imaginary girlfriend is spelled here as "Delelilia". However, in senior prom, her name was spelled "Delilelia".
10119 27 Apr 2006 download (mirror) Senor CardgageFile:Qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG Senor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} Unknown
10120 06 Apr 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} candy product
10121 30 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." local news
10122 24 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake This may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "HOMЯ", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
10123 16 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" lady fan
10124 10 Mar 2006 download (mirror) The King of TownFile:Qod 7 - the kot.PNG The King of Town The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
10125 02 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
10126 23 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
10127 16 Feb 2006 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant outtake Although it isn't identical, this quote is very similar to Bubs's quote for [#QW-2005-03-25 25 Mar 2005] ("Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.").
10128 09 Feb 2006 download (mirror) The Jolly DumpleFile:Qod dumple.png The Jolly Dumple Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {Band leader says, "Ready and one and set and go!" This is followed by the entire instrumental fight song, and concludes with a crowd chanting, "C! G! N! ...U! Me?" and the band leader saying, "Well, there you have it, Jimmy-Jimmy."} Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end) The fan version of the CGNU fight song is in a different key than in mascot—B-flat instead of F.
10129 02 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." technology outtake
10130 26 Jan 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." flashback outtake
10131 19 Jan 2006 download (mirror) CheerleaderFile:Qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG Cheerleader Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." death metal Easter egg
10132 12 Jan 2006 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
10133 08 Dec 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." Fall Float Parade
10134 25 Nov 2005 download (mirror) HomsarFile:Qod 9 - homsar.PNG Homsar Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" Fall Float Parade
10135 17 Nov 2005 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadFile:Qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG Old-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" That A Ghost
10136 10 Nov 2005 download (mirror) The King of TownFile:Qod 7 - the kot.PNG The King of Town The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" Revenge of the King
10137 03 Nov 2005 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
10138 27 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." Unknown
10139 21 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
10140 20 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" Bug in Mouth Disease This quote is a repeat of [#QW-2005-06-16 16 Jun 2005] with formatting differences (lowercase letters instead of caps). It was changed the following day.
10141 06 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Jibblies PaintingFile:Qod horriblepainting.PNG Jibblies Painting Jibblies Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." bottom 10
10142 29 Sep 2005 download (mirror) The Geddup NoiseFile:Qod 31 - geddup noise.png The Geddup Noise The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat geddup noise
10143 22 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Sickly SamFile:Qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG Sickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips-A-Plenty This quote was (briefly) duplicated on [#QW-2007-10-25a 25 Oct 2007].
10144 15 Sep 2005 download (mirror) ReynoldFile:Qod 22 - reynold.PNG Reynold Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." Cheat Commandos
10145 08 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" Cool Things
10146 01 Sep 2005 download (mirror) 1-UpFile:Qod 17 - 1up.PNG 1-Up 1-Up: "I want pudding!" Under Construction
10147 25 Aug 2005 download (mirror) MarshieFile:Qod 10 - marshie.PNG Marshie Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." Malloween Commercial outtake
10148 18 Aug 2005 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:Qod 6 - marzipan.PNG Marzipan Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} Cool Things
10149 11 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Senor CardgageFile:Qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG Senor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" Senorial Day
10150 04 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" Happy Fireworks
10151 21 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" bottom 10
10152 07 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" montage
10153 30 Jun 2005 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} Lookin at a Thing in a Bag "Check it out" is said 16 times.
10154 23 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" Senorial Day
10155 16 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" Bug In Mouth Disease This quote was repeated [#QW-2005-10-20 20 Oct 2005] with formatting differences (lowercase letters instead of caps). It was changed the following day.
10156 10 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." Where the Crap Are We? This quote was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "Where the Crap Are We?", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
10157 02 Jun 2005 download (mirror) HomsarFile:Qod 9 - homsar.PNG Homsar Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" origins This quote is a repeat of the [#QW-2005-02-17 17 Feb 2005] quote. Although the two sound bites are identical, the text used in both cases is slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm", whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
10158 12 May 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" rampage
10159 28 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZFile:Qod 5 - coach z.PNG Coach Z Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
10160 21 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" animal
10161 14 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong MadFile:Qod 8 - strong mad.PNG Strong Mad Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" other days
10162 31 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG The Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936 This quote was repeated on [#QW-2006-11-30 30 Nov 2006] with an ellipsis instead of a colon.
10163 25 Mar 2005 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant Although it isn't identical, this quote is very similar to Bubs's quote for [#QW-2006-02-16 16 Feb 2006] ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.").
10164 17 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The King of TownFile:Qod 7 - the kot.PNG The King of Town The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
10165 10 Mar 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" origins outtake
10166 27 Feb 2005 download (mirror) CrackotageFile:Qod 21 - crackotage.PNG Crackotage Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" Cheat Commandos...O's
10167 17 Feb 2005 download (mirror) HomsarFile:Qod 9 - homsar.PNG Homsar Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" origins This quote was repeated on [#QW-2005-06-02 02 Jun 2005]. Although the two sound bites are identical, the text used in both cases is slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm", whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
10168 10 Feb 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." kids' book
10169 27 Jan 2005 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" Sample of Style
10170 20 Jan 2005 download (mirror) CheerleaderFile:Qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG Cheerleader Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
10171 14 Jan 2005 download (mirror) HomsarFile:Qod 9 - homsar.PNG Homsar Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" Homestar Presents: Presents
10172 30 Dec 2004 download (mirror) MarshieFile:Qod 10 - marshie.PNG Marshie Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" Malloween Commercial
10173 16 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Strong SadFile:Qod 3 - strong sad.PNG Strong Sad Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" radio outtake
10174 09 Dec 2004 download (mirror) BubsFile:Qod 4 - bubs.PNG Bubs Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" Sweet Cuppin' Cakes possible outtake
10175 02 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerFile:Qod 1 - homestar.PNG Homestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" crying
10176 22 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong BadFile:Qod 2 - strong bad.PNG Strong Bad Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" virus
10177 11 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} montage
10178 08 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Bubs: "Women can't drive!" Halloween Fairstival
10179 18 Oct 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
10180 07 Oct 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" the facts
10181 30 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!"

Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not."

Homestar vs. Little Girl
10182 23 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." haircut outtake
10183 19 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" Cheat Commandos
10184 08 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song Labor Dabor
10185 02 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" dangeresque 3
10186 26 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
10187 19 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Stinkoman: "Hey, Sticklyman, whaaaaat are you doing?" Under Construction
10188 12 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} theme park
10189 05 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) Peasant's Quest
10190 29 Jul 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" crying
10191 19 Jul 2004 PC Mac (mirror) The Worm: "Is a miracle." Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
10192 29 Jun 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) Cheat Commandos
10193 17 May 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" Cheat Commandos
10194 03 May 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." lunch special
10195 22 Mar 2004 download (mirror) Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" flashback Easter egg
10196 08 Mar 2004 download (mirror) Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
10197 09 Feb 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!" monument Easter egg
10198 02 Feb 2004 download (mirror) Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" Malloween Commercial
10199 12 Jan 2004 download (mirror) Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY. video games
10200 10 Dec 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" caffeine
10201 03 Nov 2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." 3 Times Halloween Funjob multiple takes
10202 29 Oct 2003 None Homestar Runner: "A tidal wave of marshalades!" Malloween Commercial
10203 29 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore." 2 years
10204 08 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" kids' book (DVD version) Easter egg outtake
10205 01 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." labor day blooper
10206 28 Aug 2003 download (mirror) Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" Bubs's Character Video
10207 25 Aug 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." impression; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad
10208 ?? Jun 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" privileges
10209 12 May 2003 or later download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Possums!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
10210 14 Apr 2003 or later File:Email rokk.mp3 The Wicked Guitar Solo personal favorites
10211 17 Mar 2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus." monster truck
10212 28 Nov 2002 or earlier None Strong Bad: "T-give. Everybody eat a turkey. C'mon." Quote of the Week exclusive Strong Bad referenced this quote on Twitter in 2019.
10213 11 Nov 2002 or later download (mirror) Strong Bad: "MATT!!" 50 emails
10214 15 Aug 2002 or later download (mirror) Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry." vacation blooper
10215 15 Aug 2002 or later download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a messy acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!" vacation
10216 28 Mar 2002 or later download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." First Time Here? (similar)
10217 25 Feb 2002 or later download (mirror) The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" Where's The Cheat?
10218 28 Jan 2002 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." Where My Hat Is At?
10219 Unknown download (mirror) Coach Z: "My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." The House that Gave Sucky Treats
10220 Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!" The House that Gave Sucky Treats
10221 Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!" Quote of the Week exclusive
10222 Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} Quote of the Week exclusive
10223 Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" Unknown
10224 Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!" halloweener
10225 Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." A Jumping Jack Contest
10226 Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." Homestar Quiz
10227 Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." original book line
10228 Unknown None Marzipan: "I'm the only girl" Who Said What Now?

Fun Facts

  • Occasionally, some quotes are used twice:
    • [#QW-2005-02-17 17 Feb 2005] | [#QW-2005-06-07 07 Jun 2005]
    • [#QW-2005-06-16 16 Jun 2005] | [#QW-2005-10-20 20 Oct 2005]
    • [#QW-2005-03-25 25 Mar 2005] | [#QW-2006-02-16 16 Feb 2006]
    • [#QW-2005-03-31 31 Mar 2005] | [#QW-2006-11-30 30 Nov 2006]
    • [#QW-2005-09-22 22 Sep 2005] | [#QW-2007-10-25a 25 Oct 2007]
  • When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

  • If there is a problem finding the weeklies XML file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:

    "Oh Haldo! This is my

    funniest word style
    ever times that I've
    said! Hope all is on
    to it even more
    lately! And I wish the
    chicken & msg place
    was open on

    Somedays"

    This makes references to Peasant's Quest (Haldo), for kids (all is on), Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 (MSG), and monster truck (Somedays).

  • The text can also be:

    "Oh Hello! This is my

    funniest word style
    ever that I said! Hope

    you're into it!"

See Also

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