Mustaches

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"It's curtains for you!"

The characters of Free Country, USA are occasionally seen sporting mustaches of varying styles and shapes, usually as part of a costume or disguise. While most characters' mustaches are impermanent and appear rarely, The King of Town, Old-Timey Strong Bad and the Videlectrix Guys always have them.

Appearances

• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — The King of Town's and Homsar's Halloween costumes, Hagar the Horrible and Wimpy, respectively, both have mustaches.
• Email stand-up — Coach Z has a big mustache and an even bigger afro.
• Pumpkin Carve-nival — The King of Town's and Bubs's Halloween costumes, Mario and Captain Lou Albano, respectively, have mustaches.
• Homsar Main Page — Rolling over "Characters" will cause Homsar to sport a mustache.
• The box for Bubs' Old Pizza has Bubs on it wearing a mustache.
• Ballad of The Sneak — At one point, a mustache similar to Old-Timey Strong Bad's appears on The Sneak and grows larger in size.
• The King of Town's Character Video — The King claims he has never tried to eat his own mustache.
• 3 Times Halloween Funjob — Strong Bad's and Strong Mad's Halloween costumes, Ozone and Magnum P.I., respectively, both have mustaches.
• Wallpapers — On the Homestarmy-themed wallpaper, the evil rendition of The Cheat has a green mustache.
• Email flashback — Old-Timey Strong Bad sends his modern-times doppelgänger half of his mustache as a reward for answering one hundred emails.
• Email theme park — Strong Bad says he's had a theme park in development for as long as he's been growing his own mustache; a 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip shows that he has only one single hair.
• That a Ghost — Old-Timey Strong Bad's mustache has a skeletal structure.
• Halloween Fairstival — Strong Bad's and Marzipan's Halloween costumes, Cesar Romero as the Joker and Willie Nelson, respectively, both have mustaches.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 — Cheerleader momentarily sports a mustache, tie, bowler hat, sunglasses, and a cigar, making her look (somewhat) like a male.
• Senorial Day — In a scene with two Homestar Runners, one has a mustache, outside the frame of the toon.
• Email record book — Coach Z's afro and mustache from stand-up are seen in the picture where he has the record of longest showerless streak.
• Email lady...ing — Strong Bad says Fabrosi's fake mustache will only attract gold-diggers. In an Easter egg, Homestar wears a mustache.
• Commandos in the Classroom — After being told by Gunhaver to say he has any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases, Reynold is seen dressed up as a gold miner, complete with a mustache and beard.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Pom Pom's and Bubs's Halloween costumes, Walter Sobchak and Apollo Creed, respectively, have mustaches, as does Homestar if, at the end of the toon, he becomes a French version of himself.
• Exaggerations — In the exaggerated scene from A Jumping Jack Contest, the exaggerated version of Strong Bad has a mustache.
• Email retirement — Strong Sad appears as a "bearded lady", and hence has a mustache and beard.
• Happy Hallow-day — Strong Bad's, Strong Sad's, Pom Pom's, and Marzipan's costumes, Father Guido Sarducci, Tony Clifton, Mario Batali and Frida Kahlo, respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
• Decemberween Short Shorts — When asked about updating the picture for his ornament, Afro Coach Z says that in 1974, ladies would go out with anything that had a mustache.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 — The Tines Racer has a handlebar mustache.
• Date Nite — The Cheat has a thin mustache. During Marzipan and The Cheat's date at Marshmallow's Last Stand, Strong Bad, dressed as a chef, also has a mustache.
• Email more armies — When Strong Bad is running a booth to convince people to join the On Point Kings, he is wearing a taped-on mustache. In the On Point Kings brochure, Strong Mad and The Cheat are pictured with him, all wearing taped-on mustaches.
• Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar — Strong Sad has a moustache as he plays the violin.
• Jibblies 2 — Strong Mad's, Bubs's, and The King of Town's Halloween costumes, Nikolai Volkoff, Ross from YCDTOTV and Rev. Al Sharpton, respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
• Email yes, wrestling — The Cheat, as Mr. Cheatayama, has on facepaint that resembles a mustache and goatee.
• Trogday 08 — After Strong Bad comes to the letter Z in the alphabet, he appears wearing a mustache and a beret.
• Email shapeshifter — An Easter egg depicting the Tire as a weather forecaster shows it with a mustache and wig.
• Homestar Ruiner — One of the items Strong Bad can wear is an Old-Timey mustache.
• Strong Badia the Free — As the player obtains Maximum Awesomeness, the Strong Bad drawing displayed on the "How Much I Rule" chart eventually gains a mustache as part of Strong Bad's fantasy dictator costume.
• Most in the Graveyard — Bubs's Halloween costume, The Junkyard Dog, has a mustache as part of it.
• Dangeresque: Puppet Squad — Shark Tooth Bubs wears a cowboy hat and a mustache in his role as a bad guy.
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Strong Sad is wearing a mustache as part of his role as The Informant, in extended play, it can even be taken as a costume item.
• Coach Z's 110% — Homestar is seen wearing a fake mustache at the end.
• Doomy Tales of the Macabre — Bubs's Halloween costume, Jules Winnfield, has a mustache as part of it.
• I Killed Pom Pom — Homestar's and Bubs's Halloween costumes, Tobias Fünke and Adam Yauch as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese, respectively, both have mustaches.
• Email sbemail 206 — Strong Bad applies a mustache to a mirror to trick Homestar into running into it for April Fools' Day. Homestar believes that it's his long-lost brother, Chauncey.
• The House That Gave Sucky Tricks — Homestar's, Homsar's, and Coach Z's Halloween costumes, H.I. McDunnough, Fidgit, and André 3000, respectively, all have mustaches as part of their costumes.
• Later That Night — Bubs (as Billy Mitchell) and Coach Z (as Kwamé) wear mustaches as part of their costumes.
• Haunted Photo Booth — Strong Sad (as Hercule Poirot) wears a mustache as part of his costume. One of the props in the photo booth is a handlebar mustache, which Coach Z pretends to wear and replaces with bacon.
• Action Cool News-oween Report — Puppet Homestar appears as two different characters, the second differentiated with a mustache.
• 2022 Costume Pack Now Available – Strong Bad's Dr. Crygor costume has a moustache that becomes high definition thanks to DLC. An Easter egg shows a WarioWare-style microgame in which Stave It Off Guy's mustache is shaved.

Screenshots of mustaches

File:Mainhomsar.png "Kelsey Grammer!"	File:Bubs Old Pizza.png "It's-a really old"	File:Afro.PNG Prime of his dating year	File:Sneak Hair.PNG "His schemes are masterly! He loves catastrophe!"
File:Half Moustache.PNG "I've enclosed half of my mustache therein!"	File:Strong Bad's Mustache.png "...almost as long as I've been growing this mustache."	File:Videlectrix developers.png "GOOD GRAPHICS!"	File:Strong bad skeleton.png OLD-TIMEY SKELETON'D!
File:Cheerlearedhatglassestiecigar.PNG "No yous guys. The Battle of the Bands!"	File:MustachioedHR.png MUSTACHIOED!	File:Reynoldgoldrush.PNG "Gold Rush era diseases, eh?"	File:French Homestar.png FRENCH'D!
File:Exaggerations.png "OOOOOH! A-The Cheeeat."	File:Tines.PNG TINES!	File:The Cheat mustache Date Nite.png The perfect suitor for a broom	File:Strong Bad mustache Date Nite.png "Oh-a, it's-a me! The chef-a!"
File:SB On Point King.PNG Strong Bad is on point	File:On Point Kings brochure.png The On Point Kings, with mustaches	File:Strong Sad Violin.PNG Fancy 'stache and violin	File:Cheatyama.png The Cheat has turned insidious
File:French sb.PNG "In case you haven't heard the news, Zee S is for Sucks."	File:Paxto Postcard.png "How about just... Paxto West?"	File:SharkToothBadguy.PNG "Or did you?"	File:TheInformant.PNG "Looking for information?"
File:110Stache.PNG "Hustle for sports!"

Halloween Costumes

File:KingofTown Hagar.PNG "Trick or treat, I'm horrible!"	File:Homsar Wimpy.PNG "I'm the original ladies' man!"	File:KingofTown Mario.PNG "Sorry, king, but our princess is in another castle..."	File:Bubs CaptainLou.PNG "I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"
File:StrongBad Ozone.PNG "No, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'."	File:StrongMad Magnum.PNG "HIGGINS!"	File:StrongBad Oscar Joker.PNG "Hello, kiddies, a-meet the Joker!"	File:Marzipan WillieNelson.PNG "Try harmonizing with the butternut squashes."
File:PomPomPotion-ma-jig.png Every guy at a truck stop	File:BubsPotion-ma-jig.png "I'm the master of disaster!"	File:Strong Bad as Father Guido Sarducci.png "If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian..."	File:Strong Sad as Tony Clifton.png Him at his 20-year high school reunion
File:Pom Pom as Mario Batali.png Another food guy	File:Marzipan as Frida Kahlo.png "And kind of a mustache... have... costume..."	File:Halloween 2007 Strong Mad.PNG "I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!"	File:Halloween 2007 Bubs.PNG "Marzipan, do you know who I am?"
File:Halloween 2007 KOT.PNG "I could go for a box of melted king dons myself."	File:Bubs as The Junkyard Dog.png "Grab them cakes!"	File:Bubs Costume 2009.png "It's the one that says 'Bad business practices'."	File:HomestarRunnerTobiasFunke.png "...and then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!"
File:BubsMCA.png "I'ma set it straight, this Watergate!"	File:HomestarRunnerH.I.McDunnough.png "I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... whatever cash you got."	File:Homsarfidgit.png "This has been a supreme fish delight!"	File:Coachzandre3000.png "All right, all right, all right, all right..."
File:Bubs-billy-mitchel.png "Oooohmmmmm-kay!"	File:Coachz kwamé.PNG "I think my name is Kwamé!"	File:StrongSadHerculePoirot.png "Acch-kue Pwagh-chho!"