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The longest short orders anywhere!

Homestar works in a Waffle House-style restaurant.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Places: A Waffle House

Icon: Waffle

Page Title: Doing it right ways all the time...It's Homestar Runner!

Button Effects

Toons — A burger flips on the grill.
Games — The waffle iron opens. Someone says, "Waffle on one!"
Characters — The drink machine spills a green drink.
Downloads — Homestar's hat turns backwards.
Store — The waffle iron attempts to open, stuck with batter.
E-mail — He holds up a plate of food. Someone off-screen with a voice similar to Coach Z's says, "Quarter-cheese-plate-scattered-smothered-covered."

Fun Facts

Explanations

"Scattered, smothered, and covered" refers to hash browns spread out flat on the grill ("scattered") with onions ("smothered") and cheese ("covered").

Remarks

The plate pictured is actually a patty melt plate, rather than a quarter cheese (1/4 lb. hamburger w/ cheese) plate.
The logos on the drink dispenser appear to be (in order): Orange soda, Mountain Dew (or Surge), and Coca-Cola. Another drink flavor that is partially hidden by the menu could be either Dr Pepper or Pibb Xtra.

Inside References

This entire Main Page is a reference to Waffle House.
The page title uses the phrase "all the time".

Fast Forward

Main Page 22's "Downloads" effect has the same plate and Coach Z-like voice as in the "E-mail" effect here.

External links

go to "Main Page 5"
go to "Main Page 5" on the old Flash site
view the Flash file for "Main Page 5"

This article requires information that is no longer accessible. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by contributing your knowledge on the matter. Missing: Release Date

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+<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:222px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:main5.png" title="The longest short orders anywhere!"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="160" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d9/main5.png/220px-main5.png" width="220"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:main5.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>The longest short orders anywhere!</div></div></div>
+<p>Homestar works in a Waffle House-style restaurant.
+</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a>
+</p><p><b>Places:</b> A Waffle House
+</p><p><b>Icon:</b> Waffle
+</p><p><b>Page Title:</b> Doing it right ways all the time...It's Homestar Runner!
+</p>
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+<a id="Button_Effects" name="Button_Effects"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Button Effects</span></h2>
+<ul><li><b><a href="/index.php?title=TV_Time_Toons_Menu" title="TV Time Toons Menu">Toons</a></b> — A burger flips on the grill.
+</li><li><b><a href="/index.php?title=Scrolling_Shooter_Games_Menu" title="Scrolling Shooter Games Menu">Games</a></b> — The waffle iron opens. Someone says, "Waffle on one!"
+</li><li><b><a href="/index.php?title=Character_Videos" title="Character Videos">Characters</a></b> — The drink machine spills a green drink.
+</li><li><b><a href="/index.php?title=Downloads" title="Downloads">Downloads</a></b> — Homestar's hat turns backwards.
+</li><li><b><a href="/index.php?title=Store" title="Store">Store</a></b> — The waffle iron attempts to open, stuck with batter.
+</li><li><b><a href="/index.php?title=Email" title="Email">E-mail</a></b> — He holds up a plate of food. Someone off-screen with a voice similar to <a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a>'s  says, "Quarter-cheese-plate-scattered-smothered-covered."
+</li></ul>
+<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span></h2>
+<a id="Explanations" name="Explanations"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span></h3>
+<ul><li>"Scattered, smothered, and covered" refers to hash browns spread out flat on the grill ("scattered") with onions ("smothered") and cheese ("covered").
+</li></ul>
+<a id="Remarks" name="Remarks"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span></h3>
+<ul><li>The plate pictured is actually a <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Patty_melt" title="wikipedia:Patty melt">patty melt</a> plate, rather than a quarter cheese (1/4 lb. hamburger w/ cheese) plate.
+</li><li>The logos on the drink dispenser appear to be (in order): <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Orange_soft_drink" title="wikipedia:Orange soft drink">Orange soda</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mountain_Dew" title="Mountain Dew">Mountain Dew</a> (or <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Surge_%28soft_drink%29" title="wikipedia:Surge (soft drink)">Surge</a>), and <a href="/index.php?title=Coca-Cola" title="Coca-Cola">Coca-Cola</a>. Another drink flavor that is partially hidden by the menu could be either <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Dr_Pepper" title="wikipedia:Dr Pepper">Dr Pepper</a> or <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Pibb_Xtra" title="wikipedia:Pibb Xtra">Pibb Xtra</a>.
+</li></ul>
+<a id="Inside_References" name="Inside_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span></h3>
+<ul><li>This entire Main Page is a reference to <a href="/index.php?title=Waffle_House" title="Waffle House">Waffle House</a>.
+</li><li>The page title uses the phrase "<a href="/index.php?title=All_the_time" title="All the time">all the time</a>".
+</li></ul>
+<a id="Fast_Forward" name="Fast_Forward"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span></h3>
+<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_22" title="Main Page 22">Main Page 22</a>'s "Downloads" effect has the same plate and Coach Z-like voice as in the "E-mail" effect here.
+</li></ul>
+<a id="External_links" name="External_links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External links</span></h2>
+<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/main/5" title="hr:main/5">go to "Main Page 5"</a>
+</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/main5.html" title="oldhr:main5.html">go to "Main Page 5"</a> on the old <a href="/index.php?title=Flash" title="Flash">Flash</a> site
+</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/main5.swf" title="oldhr:main5.swf">view the Flash file for "Main Page 5"</a>
+</li></ul>
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+<td style="padding-right: 10px; padding-left:4px;"> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Scholarly_Homestar.png" title="Scholarly Homestar.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="60" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/93/Scholarly_Homestar.png/60px-Scholarly_Homestar.png" width="60"/></a>
+</td><td> This article requires information that is <b>no longer accessible</b>. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by <span class="plainlinks"><a class="external text" href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_5" rel="nofollow" title="http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Main_Page_5&amp;action=edit"><b>contributing your knowledge</b></a></span> on the matter. <b>Missing:</b> Release Date
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+<div style="clear:both;"></div>
+<table class="navbox" style="margin:0 auto; padding:0.2em; max-width:600px">
+<tr>
+<th style="text-align:center;background:#ccccff;"> <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Pages" title="Main Pages">Main Pages</a>
+</th></tr>
+<tr>
+<td style="text-align:center;font-size:smaller;"> <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_1" title="Main Page 1">The Moon</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_2" title="Main Page 2">Mountains</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_3" title="Main Page 3">Island</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_4" title="Main Page 4">Bowling</a> · <strong class="selflink">Waffles</strong> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_6" title="Main Page 6">Heaven</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_7" title="Main Page 7">Graveyard</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_8" title="Main Page 8">Falling</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_9" title="Main Page 9">Notebook</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_10" title="Main Page 10">Old-Timey</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_11" title="Main Page 11">News</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_12" title="Main Page 12">4th of July</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_13" title="Main Page 13">Atari</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_14" title="Main Page 14">Shower</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_15" title="Main Page 15">Powered by The Cheat</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_16" title="Main Page 16">Winter</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_17" title="Main Page 17">20X6</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_18" title="Main Page 18">Sweet Cuppin' Cakes</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_19" title="Main Page 19">The Show</a>  · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_20" title="Main Page 20">Flashback</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_21" title="Main Page 21">Vector</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_22" title="Main Page 22">Virus</a>  · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_23" title="Main Page 23">Backstage Pass</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_24" title="Main Page 24">Nearsighted</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_25" title="Main Page 25">Puppets</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_26" title="Main Page 26">Xeriouxly Forxe</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_27" title="Main Page 27">Peasantry</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_28" title="Main Page 28">Yonder Website</a><br/>
+<p><b>Other Main Pages:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Luau_Main_Page" title="Luau Main Page">Luau</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Main_Page" title="Strong Bad Main Page">Strong Bad</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Homsar_Main_Page" title="Homsar Main Page">Homsar</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=King_of_Town_Main_Page" title="King of Town Main Page">King of Town</a>
+</p>
+</td></tr>
+<tr>
+<td style="text-align:center;font-size:smaller;"><b>Related:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Weeklies" title="Weeklies">Weeklies</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week" title="Quote of the Week">Q</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Weekly_Fanstuff" title="Weekly Fanstuff">F</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Sketchbook" title="Sketchbook">S</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Random_Toon" title="Random Toon">R</a>) · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_Messages" title="Main Page Messages">Messages</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_Pop-Ups" title="Main Page Pop-Ups">Pop-Ups</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=New_Toon_Soon" title="New Toon Soon">New Toon Soon</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Misleading_Main_Page_Messages" title="Misleading Main Page Messages">Misleading</a>) · <a href="/index.php?title=First_Time_Here%3F" title="First Time Here?">First Time Here?</a> · <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_Glitches" title="Main Page Glitches">Glitches</a>
+</td></tr></table>
-''The longest short orders anywhere!''
-Homestar works in a Waffle House-style restaurant.
-'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]]
+<div class="visualClear"></div>
-'''Places:''' A Waffle House
+</html>
-'''Icon:''' Waffle
-'''Page Title:''' Doing it right ways all the time...It's Homestar Runner!
-== Button Effects ==
-* '''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — A burger flips on the grill.
-* '''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — The waffle iron opens. Someone says, "Waffle on one!"
-* '''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — The drink machine spills a green drink.
-* '''[[Downloads]]''' — Homestar's hat turns backwards.
-* '''[[Store]]''' — The waffle iron attempts to open, stuck with batter.
-* '''[[Email|E-mail]]''' — He holds up a plate of food. Someone off-screen with a voice similar to [[Coach Z]]'s says, "Quarter-cheese-plate-scattered-smothered-covered."
-== Fun Facts ==
-=== Explanations ===
-* "Scattered, smothered, and covered" refers to hash browns spread out flat on the grill ("scattered") with onions ("smothered") and cheese ("covered").
-=== Remarks ===
-* The plate pictured is actually a [[Patty melt|patty melt]] plate, rather than a quarter cheese (1/4 lb. hamburger w/ cheese) plate.
-* The logos on the drink dispenser appear to be (in order): [[Orange soft drink|Orange soda]], [[Mountain Dew]] (or [[Surge (soft drink)|Surge]]), and [[Coca-Cola]]. Another drink flavor that is partially hidden by the menu could be either [[Dr Pepper]] or [[Pibb Xtra]].
-=== Inside References ===
-* This entire Main Page is a reference to [[Waffle House]].
-* The page title uses the phrase "[[All the time|all the time]]".
-=== Fast Forward ===
-* [[Main Page 22]]'s "Downloads" effect has the same plate and Coach Z-like voice as in the "E-mail" effect here.
-== External links ==
-* [https://homestarrunner.com/main/5 go to "Main Page 5"]
-* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/main5.html go to "Main Page 5"] on the old [[Flash]] site
-* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/main5.swf view the Flash file for "Main Page 5"]
-{| class="wikitable"
-|-
-| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/93/Scholarly_Homestar.png/60px-Scholarly_Homestar.png
-| This article requires information that is '''no longer accessible'''. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by [[Main Page 5|'''contributing your knowledge''']] on the matter. '''Missing:''' Release Date
-|}
-{| class="wikitable"
-|-
-! style="text-align:center;background:#ccccff;" | [[Main Pages]]
-|-
-| style="text-align:center;font-size:smaller;" | [[Main Page 1|The Moon]] · [[Main Page 2|Mountains]] · [[Main Page 3|Island]] · [[Main Page 4|Bowling]] · '''Waffles''' · [[Main Page 6|Heaven]] · [[Main Page 7|Graveyard]] · [[Main Page 8|Falling]] · [[Main Page 9|Notebook]] · [[Main Page 10|Old-Timey]] · [[Main Page 11|News]] · [[Main Page 12|4th of July]] · [[Main Page 13|Atari]] · [[Main Page 14|Shower]] · [[Main Page 15|Powered by The Cheat]] · [[Main Page 16|Winter]] · [[Main Page 17|20X6]] · [[Main Page 18|Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] · [[Main Page 19|The Show]]  · [[Main Page 20|Flashback]] · [[Main Page 21|Vector]] · [[Main Page 22|Virus]]  · [[Main Page 23|Backstage Pass]] · [[Main Page 24|Nearsighted]] · [[Main Page 25|Puppets]] · [[Main Page 26|Xeriouxly Forxe]] · [[Main Page 27|Peasantry]] · [[Main Page 28|Yonder Website]]<br />
-'''Other Main Pages:''' [[Luau Main Page|Luau]] · [[Strong Bad Main Page|Strong Bad]] · [[Homsar Main Page|Homsar]] · [[King of Town Main Page|King of Town]]
-|-
-| style="text-align:center;font-size:smaller;" | '''Related:''' [[Weeklies]] ([[Quote of the Week|Q]] · [[Weekly Fanstuff|F]] · [[Sketchbook|S]] · [[Random Toon|R]]) · [[Main Page Messages|Messages]] ([[Main Page Pop-Ups|Pop-Ups]] · [[New Toon Soon]] · [[Misleading Main Page Messages|Misleading]]) · [[First Time Here?]] · [[Main Page Glitches|Glitches]]
-|}
-[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
-[[Category:Articles with Missing Information]]
-[[Category:Main Pages]]

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