All the time

Creepy pants all the time get some light globes.

There have been numerous occasions when the phrase "all the time" is used instead of "always" when the latter would be more appropriate; there have also been several times when both are used in rapid succession of each other. The phrase is also occasionally used in statements of obvious falsehood.

Appearances

• Main Page 5 — The page title is "Doing it right ways all the time...It's Homestar Runner!"
• Email personal favorites (DVD commentary) — Mike Chapman says that "people would all the time email [the Brothers Chaps]".
• Videlectrix — The first update says that the Videlectrix Guys are "all the time working on new games and titles".
• New Boots — Coach Z raps that "ladies all the time be askin' [him]... how come [he doesn't] dance no more".
• Email the facts — Strong Bad says to Homestar that cartoons starring him would be horrible because he says that "It just be you saying 'Sewiously' all the time and acting like a moron... all the time". Homestar responds in the negative, declaring that he has a new catchphrase and to demonstrate, he says, "I'd be all the time sayin' 'That's bupkis!'"
• Sample of Style — Mike comments that "people are all the time asking [him] how [he does] those stupid voices".
• Sample of Style Too — Parodying the structure of the first, Mike comments that "people all the time coming up to [him] on the street", and also later remarks the ping-pong balls on Matt's motion capture suit are "all the time sending out electronic messages".
• Email long pants — Strong Bad modifies the email to say "Creepy pants all the time get some".
• Fall Float Parade — Coach Z refers to Bubs as the guy who he's "just all the time hangin' around and doin' stuff with".
• Email high school — Strong Bad talks about how he and Strong Mad were "all the time trying to liberate Homestar from his ridiculous stripèd pants" in high school.
• Email disconnected (DVD commentary) — Matt says that Head Bad and Strong Body "were all the time just vlipped on vlop".
• Costume Commercial — Homestar says that his Bubs costume is "just like Bubs all the time wears".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad via answering machine, "I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time."
• Where My Hat Is At? (toon) — Homestar claims to all the time drive around a car, which he all the time calls an auto.
• Fan Costumes '09 — Strong Sad describes Gardenboy as "a super cool guy all the time character".
• April Fools' 2014 — Homestar says that "peoples all the time be askin' me: 'Hey Homestar! How come you stopped updating [your website]?'"
• Fan Costumes 2015 — While wearing bad costumes of themselves, Strong Bad greets Homestar with "Hey, All-The-Time Homestar."
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — Strong Bad calls Marzipan pretending to be her acupuncturist, "Joanie Allthetime".
• End Boss — Strong Bad says that people all the time ask him how to draw an end boss.
• Strong Bad Talking Plush — One of the doll's phrases is "I'm Strong Bad from Strong Bad all the time so great dot com!" This is a real Easter egg website.
• Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh — The video shows Strong Bad recording the above line in an attempt to avoid saying "from Homestar Runner dot com".
• Fan 'Stumes 2021 — Homestar says his shoulders are all the time shoomping out.