Main Page 5

The longest short orders anywhere!

Homestar works in a Waffle House-style restaurant.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Places: A Waffle House

Icon: Waffle

Page Title: Doing it right ways all the time...It's Homestar Runner!

Button Effects

• Toons — A burger flips on the grill.
• Games — The waffle iron opens. Someone says, "Waffle on one!"
• Characters — The drink machine spills a green drink.
• Downloads — Homestar's hat turns backwards.
• Store — The waffle iron attempts to open, stuck with batter.
• E-mail — He holds up a plate of food. Someone off-screen with a voice similar to Coach Z's says, "Quarter-cheese-plate-scattered-smothered-covered."

Fun Facts

Explanations

• "Scattered, smothered, and covered" refers to hash browns spread out flat on the grill ("scattered") with onions ("smothered") and cheese ("covered").

Remarks

• The plate pictured is actually a patty melt plate, rather than a quarter cheese (1/4 lb. hamburger w/ cheese) plate.
• The logos on the drink dispenser appear to be (in order): Orange soda, Mountain Dew (or Surge), and Coca-Cola. Another drink flavor that is partially hidden by the menu could be either Dr Pepper or Pibb Xtra.

Inside References

• This entire Main Page is a reference to Waffle House.
• The page title uses the phrase "all the time".

Fast Forward

• In Main Page 22, when you scroll over Downloads, the Coach Z-like voice will display the same plate that Homestar has when you scroll over E-mail.

External links

• go to "Main Page 5"
• go to "Main Page 5" on the old Flash site
• view the Flash file for "Main Page 5"

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