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Homsar's words of wisdom: "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..."
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| Homsar's words of wisdom:
This template adds one random Homsar quote to a page or caption.
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- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.
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- Homsar as seen in for kids.
- None other than America's favorite blue midget Homestar: Homsar!!
- "The captain of the gravy train."
- "I'm just a friendly reminder."
- "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
- "Think I won the powerball."
- "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!"
- "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
- "I'm a trendy totebag!"
- "It's time for tasteball!"
- "I'm forever your girl!"
- "I'm crying on the inside."
- "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"
- A million ladies tall.
- "I'm a song from the sixties."
- Rightio! I think I can twice!
- Raised by a cup of coffee.
- 'Twas the pride of the peaches.
- Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
- "I do what I'm told."
- "I still can't feel my legs."
- "Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
- "I'm open for interpretation."
- "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
- "I'm the original ladies' man!"
- "When can we start the Jeffersons?"
- "James!"
- "Kelsey Grammer!"
- "Legitimate Business!"
- "This is the thrill of a lifetime."
- "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
- "Caramel corn for president, please!"
- "I'm a little light in the leftovers!"
- "This dinner party is top dollar!"
- "I've brought my best foot flowered. Pshooo!"
- "Udyeah, what is it, Strong Baad?"
- "Well, hello, chocolate cake!"
- "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that rhinoceros around?"
- "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy."
- "You're a real state trooper."
- "Location, location, location."
- "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
- "Eggs tree, eggs tree."
- "This get-up is mah get down!"
- "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my jengajam."
- "I'm saving the best for last."
- "Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar!"
- "Climb aboard!"
- "Sure beats breaking up with me."
- "Don't look now!"
- "And also with you."
- "I blew it, man! I lose my touch."
- "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
- "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
- "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..."
- "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"
- "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."
- "AaAaAh, My cheese is 50 cent!"
- "Don't touch my severance package."
- "Bury me deep, I’m cold and clammy!"
- "Aaah! These Easter pants are getting way too tight."
- "Don't count on it, munster may-an!"
- "My paste is overwhelmed since Twelvesday."
- "If you don't step away from the car, I'll chop your fingers on."
- "I'm a touchy feely-holic!"
- The make-money magnate.
- "I'm a long-standing munch date."
- "My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"
- "You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!"
- "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!"
- "I'm pleasant!!"
- "AaAh, get consummate!"
- "Step right up! I'm a crudely drawn cupcake!"
- "Don't forget your tapesicle!"
- "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about jogging suits!"
- "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!"
- "My baseboards are full of chicken sticks!"
- An all-expenses-paid vacation.
- Broke the tip off my stipend!
- "Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!"
- Save room for the laughtrack, Lowcash!
- A fresh dipe, if you see what I mean.
- The old jalboa jump shot.
- "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!"
- "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!"
- "I leave my itch machine on pause mostly."
- "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk pancake!"
- "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from yesteryear!!"
- "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!"
- "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one big round one!"
- "I'm the long way back from naptime!"
- "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like paradise!"
- "Here comes the Yogurt Patrol!"
- "I left my bacon at the tennis patch!"
- "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local Leroy!"
- "Itch Machine!"
- "Iguanodon!"
- "Insurance!"
- "Incorporated!"
- "Insomniacs!"
- Tape my hat to the door.
- "GrRrRraaauuughnck there, Rubbermaid, can you redirect me to the nearest puke-valanche?"
- "My punjab has a pretty price-tag!"
- "I'm your death's door neighbor."
- "Puff. Cough. Toff."
- "If you need me, I'll be loked after dark."
- "AaAaAaAah, itchy parts for five hundred, please, Valerie!"
- "AaAaAaAah! This has been a supreme fish delight."
- Stuck a Q on the wall by the dream catchers.
- "Okay, bye-dee-bye!"
- "AaAaAaAah, you're a pork rind's president!"
- "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the chalk sauce!"
- "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump."
- "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the shipping supplies!"
- "Zapruder!"
- "Middleman!"
- "Toast Crunch!"
- "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!"
- "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee."
- "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks stashed-a-mundo."
- "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal found object."
- "I right-clicked when I shoulda lept."
- "I spilled botanicula all over my workbook."
- "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit my frontal lobe!"
- "DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!"
- "Contraption flaption, what's your hedge fund?"
- "Ah'm a real batch export!
- "I'm a blanket snowman in Grandma's rocker!"
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The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail."
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| The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom:
This template adds one random Drive-Thru Whale quote to a page or caption.
To add a new quote to this page:
- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.
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- "Would you like to try a combo meal?"
- "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
- "Steve, drive around to the seventh window."
- "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am."
- "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!"
- "Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."
- "You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?"
- "It's brown."
- "Cave your brown."
- "Please enter your password."
- "Would you like monkeys with that?"
- "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open."
- "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! Thank you!"
- "Welcome to Blubb-O's!"
- "When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse."
- "I've got your nostrum right here."
- "Whoo-hooo!"
- "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me."
- "For a new dynamic, please drive through!"
- "Special orders can be upsetting."
- "You can't get ahead until you get a head!"
- "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!"
- "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering."
- "We request happy green time!"
- "Lighten up, jumpy jumperson."
- "We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!"
- "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'"
- "Blubb-O's Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat."
- "We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail."
- "Will you be my candy-colored valentine?"
- "Always double-down with a king in the hole."
- "You never call, you never write..."
- "I'm a pretty girl!"
- "Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to lick the wounds."
- "In many cultures, large nostrils are a sign of virility."
- "If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain!"
- "Eat portly accountants again soon!"
- "Please tie boards to the second window."
- "Welcome to Blubb-o's.Can I have your mother's shins please?"
- "Supasize that with a monkey's paw?"
- "Have you fried our population bombs?"
- "Shake things up with our new Slappy Grill toys."
- "Get your lighter from the anvil, please."
- "Pull forward for your metal detector."
- "Kids love our spicy hidden wings."
- "Immolate your brother, please."
- "Cashiers can not accept lost artifacts."
- "Our donor organs are always booked in pure dirigibles."
- "Would you like flaming skulls with that?"
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Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "Proletariat, Gelzatrude!"
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| Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom:
This template adds one random Senor Cardgage quote to a page or caption.
To add a new quote to this page:
- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.
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- "Oh, excardon me!"
- "I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?"
- "I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
- "Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Could you help an old Soderbergh gather his spectacles?"
- "Thank you, ma'am, would you care for a slice of gum?"
- "I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in."
- "Ex-obably not."
- "Many combolations, Elizagerth! I hope you get all my... particles."
- "Hi there, Belindas!"
- "I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mort-gage."
- "We can help you get a leg up on the pile!"
- "Low rates, percent signs... I dunno..."
- "No probalo!"
- "Home Lawn, Escrow, Re-Financin' — you name it, we've got it!"
- "Come along down for a free canceltation with one of our handsome talking experts."
- "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A."
- "You're every welcome, Valerie."
- "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!"
- "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?"
- "I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."
- "It won't be here forever. So come see me and this little dog for vera low prices!!"
- "Those were all good years. Don't let another minute go you by."
- "My left name is 'Tremendous Savings', Ms. America! Go out for a pass!"
- "Bring on down your whole fambly!"
- "We'll set up some tents and hot dogs for your... babies. Those like those, right?"
- "You doe NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!"
- "Wake up! Senorial Day is here with the vengeance!"
- "You bet! How 'bout I hit ya on the slant?"
- "Let the little childrens go."
- "Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tacklebox."
- "Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete."
- "I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take."
- "Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."
- "Good efening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest."
- "Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!"
- "Why, hello, Mistretta. Check out Senor Cardgage's Intregway."
- "Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land mower turned bankways!"
- "If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!"
- "Oh... I should eat a pony."
- "Oh. Hello-quialism. Who are these guys?"
- "This is not what I sagged on for."
- "Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
- "Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!"
- "Thank yo, Presbyterian."
- "Panctice... Squad... Cutterback."
- "Oh... Lifty Fernandez."
- "Grape... soda... banked?"
- "I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I steep some identificaption?"
- "Soggy, Junior. Come back when you're all grold up."
- "Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer."
- "Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?"
- "No, the kids are all went to the mallvies."
- "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?"
- "No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break."
- "There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess."
- "Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno."
- "Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade."
- "That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prong date?"
- "Okay. No thanks for all."
- "Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?"
- "Tablature, Fernelda."
- "Oh, I'm going to go back to bed now."
- "Wa-ha-hooo."
- "I don't think I've ever encroached for many years, back in the service, twice related."
- "A poolside affair."
- "Oh, not as well."
- "Well, I not as well."
- "You're not going to pretand, I can't break it off to you."
- "Have to go now."
- "This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my compooter, Bathsheba."
- "Hello, Chi Minh?"
- "Is this a Frank call?"
- "Thank you, Hot Pooey. Would you care to coincide?"
- "Oh...not much...I'm just...dying..."
- "Hot Pooey..."
- "My coma's toast!"
- "Oh! My Toyota Cressida!"
- "You rally might, Pez Dispenser."
- "Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is... A Decemberween Mackerel!"
- "Conjunctivitis..."
- "Potrzebie, Calendula. I've been kuwaiting for you all nice."
- "Go ahead, take as money as you like. And then I'll call the police."
- "Prude me in, Couch Z. I'm Reggie Toupée."
- "No, I bronk my own."
- "It's clearly state-of-the-arp."
- "Mash play, Polenta!"
- "Protuberances abound, Regolith!"
- "I'm Seron Cardgage, the lead star from Characters Website!"
- "I'd like to pintroduce you to the Family Might/Could!"
- "Hedge, Package Sirloin!"
- "Excessive breeding, Mollytwice."
- "Cumberland down... to Terrible Herbst."
- "Ohh... I'm never gonna top that one..."
- "Proletariat, Gelzatrude!"
- "Course syllabus, Mandy-perth!"
- "Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms!"
- "Excuse me, Belinda, can you give me bank my tenny show?"
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This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.
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| This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.
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This user can play the guitar.
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| This user can play the guitar.
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If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
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| If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
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This user is not willing to sever their leg, but they would like to try a combo meal.
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This user mourns the loss of the old paper.
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| <span style="color:white">This user mourns the loss of the old paper.</span>
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| <span style="color:lime">Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.</span>
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This user has to save their weird accent!
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| This user has to save their weird accent!
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This user can play the violin.
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| This user can play the violin.
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This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.
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| This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.
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This user has a good time with bread.
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| This user has a good time with bread.
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This user can do it! They can do it twelve times!
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| This user can do it! They can do it twelve times!
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This user is imagining why on Earth they can't get ye flask!
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| This user is imagining why on Earth they can't get ye flask!
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This user downloads a lot of fonts.
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| This user downloads a lot of fonts.
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This user spends a lot of time in the sandbox.
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| This user spends a lot of time in the sandbox.
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This user has shanked ______'s jenga ship.
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| This user has shanked ______'s jenga ship.
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This user's jenga ship has been shanked by ______.
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| This user's jenga ship has been shanked by ______.
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This user graduated at CGNU.
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| This user graduated at CGNU.
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This user submitted a costume to the .
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This user submitted a pumpkin to the .
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| <span style="color:orange">This user has been on the Punkin Show.</span>
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This user's favorite band is sloshy.
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