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''Who are those guys?'' | |||
[[ | [[Unseen character|'''Unseen characters''']] often play a part in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. They are characters who are heard, mentioned, or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers. | ||
== Heard == | |||
Characters who are heard, but never seen. | Characters who are heard, but never seen. | ||
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** An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email [[privileges]]) | ** An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email [[privileges]]) | ||
** The above person's son ([[Cool Things]]) | ** The above person's son ([[Cool Things]]) | ||
** Announcer of | ** Announcer of "Some type of TV show" (email [[your friends]]) | ||
** Announcer of | ** Announcer of "[[TV Shows|TV show]] featuring [[The Cheat]] in a Trans Am" (email [[mile]]) | ||
** Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed enemy of Dartmouth (email [[underlings]]) | ** Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed enemy of Dartmouth (email [[underlings]]) | ||
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** Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email [[comic]] Easter egg) | ** Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email [[comic]] Easter egg) | ||
** [[Shut Up, Lady|The Shut up Lady]] (emails [[bottom 10]], [[your funeral]], [[licensed]], [[buried]], [[dictionary]], and [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]) | ** [[Shut Up, Lady|The Shut up Lady]] (emails [[bottom 10]], [[your funeral]], [[licensed]], [[buried]], [[dictionary]], and [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]) | ||
** Some Variety of Neville, also credited as | ** Some Variety of Neville, also credited as "a Neville of some sort" (email [[theme song]], [[Keepers of Trogdor]]) | ||
** Movie characters (email [[the movies]]) | ** Movie characters (email [[the movies]]) | ||
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** The audience ([[A Decemberween Pageant]]) | ** The audience ([[A Decemberween Pageant]]) | ||
== Mentioned == | |||
= | |||
Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance. | Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance. | ||
=== Characters' Relatives === | |||
== | |||
* [[Coach Z]]'s, [[Homestar Runner]]'s and [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[Parents|parents]] | * [[Coach Z]]'s, [[Homestar Runner]]'s and [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[Parents|parents]] | ||
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* Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name [[Secret Identities|Vance Mudgeman]] from [[secret identity]]) | * Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name [[Secret Identities|Vance Mudgeman]] from [[secret identity]]) | ||
* [[The Cheat]]'s sister ([[more armies]]) | * [[The Cheat]]'s sister ([[more armies]]) | ||
* [[Debra]], Marzipan's | * [[Debra]], Marzipan's "hot" cousin (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]]) | ||
* Marzipan's mother, Mrs. Marzipan (mentioned in [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]) | * Marzipan's mother, Mrs. Marzipan (mentioned in [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]) | ||
* Mrs. Marzipan's latest husband (Marzipan's step-father) (mentioned in [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]) | * Mrs. Marzipan's latest husband (Marzipan's step-father) (mentioned in [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]) | ||
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*** Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold (deceased) | *** Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold (deceased) | ||
*** Mort (either Harold's brother or Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's brother) (deceased) | *** Mort (either Harold's brother or Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's brother) (deceased) | ||
*** Zgor ( | *** Zgor ("Another Relative of Bubs") (deceased) | ||
*** Bubs's great-great granduncle (possibly [[Coach Z]]'s great good-aunt) (deceased) | *** Bubs's great-great granduncle (possibly [[Coach Z]]'s great good-aunt) (deceased) | ||
*** Bubs's sister | *** Bubs's sister | ||
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* Magician's mom ([[magic trick]]) | * Magician's mom ([[magic trick]]) | ||
=== The Office Employees === | |||
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* Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in [[dullard]]) | * Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in [[dullard]]) | ||
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* Blackhead-Flaced Janice From Accounting ([[licensed]]) | * Blackhead-Flaced Janice From Accounting ([[licensed]]) | ||
=== Senders' Names from web comics === | |||
* Colliding R. Reallying | * Colliding R. Reallying | ||
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* Freshfruit P. Cacophony | * Freshfruit P. Cacophony | ||
=== Others === | |||
== | |||
* 128 Hot Katies (dream email senders in [[dreamail]]) | |||
* 42 year-old online game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents ([[being mean]]) | |||
* [[A. Chimendez]] Jr. (credited in [[Commandos in the Classroom]]) | |||
* Adelaide (made poached eggs in [[dreamail]]) | |||
* Age 7 (reviewer in [[rock opera]]) | |||
* Akryllix & 3rd Lung (guest stars on [[Peacey P]]'s album from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]) | |||
* Art (hosts the showing of ''[[because, as it were]]'' in [[independent]]; his house has three couches) | |||
* B. Bretterson (worst animator in [[best thing]]) | |||
* Baron Laffmunch ([[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]]) | |||
* Bernardo Ralshonde ("some type of famous actor", mentioned by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[independent]], later mentioned by [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2021|@StrongBadActual]]) | |||
* [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Beverly Sportsinterviews]] | |||
* Boring Johnny ([[Experimental Film]] commentary) | |||
* Boston (Guy in Boston that Coach Z once knew, could tell you the time of day at any time of the day, implied to be frequently wrong; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]) | |||
* Brain Sister ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]]) | |||
* Buttercup, [[Marzipan]]'s mule ([[cheatday]] [[cheatday|DVD commentary]]) | |||
* Buttless in Betstuy (writes to [[Scarfgirl]] magazine in [[secret identity]]) | |||
* Cabana Boy ([[disconnected]]) | |||
* Chicken Movie Man ([[Puppets on the Road]]) | |||
* Coach X and Y (mentioned by [[Coach Z]] in [[A Folky Tale]]) | |||
* [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews]] | |||
* Crush ([[Lazor]] guitarist from [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]]) | |||
* Cute Girl from Sit-Com (sings patriotic song; [[strong badathlon]]) | |||
* D. Pweb (mentioned in a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet) | |||
* D. Squirrel ([[pop-up]]) | |||
* [[Dan]] | |||
* Dan Kaskoun (Lead Game Cartridge Cleaner of [[Snake Boxer 5]] from [[Homestar Ruiner]]) | |||
* Dan Predge (danimator in [[best thing]]) | |||
* David D (Assistant Tongue Forker of [[Snake Boxer 5]] from [[Homestar Ruiner]]) | |||
* Dean With ([[studying]]) | |||
* Delilelia ([[senior prom]]) | |||
* Dirk Hosenmower (mentioned on a poster in [[rated]]) | |||
* Discover Network Host ([[In Search of the Yello Dello]]) | |||
* Dripping Yellow Madness ([[Cool Things]]; apparently moved after fifth grade) | |||
* Dumpface (made-up email sender in [[50 emails]]) | |||
* Edd "RabidZombie" Shaw (Beta Max Tester of [[Snake Boxer 5]] from [[Homestar Ruiner]]) | |||
* Edgardo J. Sportsman (mentioned by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] in a [[Quote of the Week]]) | |||
* Eric the Viking (character in "Vikings on the Seas"; [[the movies]] DVD commentary) | |||
* Fabrosi (Strong Bad's first best friend ever; mentioned in [[lady...ing]]) | |||
* The Fangle Jangle ([[long pants]] Characters' DVD Commentary) | |||
* F.A.O. [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] (credited in [[The Limozeen Advantage]]) | |||
* Gary the Legend (Homestar Runner's imaginary tag-team partner in [[yes, wrestling]]) | |||
* Geoff (found turtle in his shoe in [[time capsule]]) | |||
* Geoff Rondleman (credited in [[theme song]]) | |||
* Gerdith ([[Limozeen]]'s landlord's friend; [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]]) | |||
* Grandmummer Skinny Tall (dead "grandmummer" of [[Sharpdene]]; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]) | |||
* Grape-Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It (sister of Red Angelo; [[winter pool]]) | |||
* Guy up in Paughkeegan (mentioned by [[Coach Z]] in [[The Luau]] and a [[Quote of the Week]]) | |||
* Guy with Kinda Long Hair ([[theme song]]) | |||
* Handsome Talking Expert (said they'd buy [[Senor Cardgage]] lunch; [[Senor Mortgage]]) | |||
* Heather ([[Soap Box Doiby]]) | |||
* Hebby Screbby (marked on a grave in [[Most in the Graveyard]]) | |||
* [[Hot Tub]] T (credited in [[theme song]]) | |||
* That Hunchback Kid at School (secret friends with [[Strong Bad]]; [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]) | |||
* Ike Turner (reviewer in [[autobiography]]) | |||
* Inviso-Jeeves (waiter at Strong Bad and The Cheat's invisible restaurant in [[Drive-Thru]]) | |||
* "Ironic Costume" (attends [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | |||
* Jerome (told to show some respect during the singing of the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]]; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in [[anything]], when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7c/sbemail78.png/180px-sbemail78.png "Class dismissed! 'cept for you, Jerome!" | |||
* Jimnelius Hog-chigger (marked on a grave in [[Most in the Graveyard]]) | |||
* Jingle Jangle ([[long pants]] Characters' DVD Commentary) | |||
* John Wallace (Graphics Tightener of [[Snake Boxer 5]] from [[Homestar Ruiner]]) | |||
* Jon Mollo (best draw man in [[best thing]]) | |||
* Joshie ([[April Fool 2014]]) | |||
* Juan Aikman (quizmaster of [[The Show]] in [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]) | |||
* Jumpy Jumperson (mentioned by the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]]) | |||
* Just Nobody Sportsinterviews ([[studying]]) | |||
* A Kid ("busted his head"; [[The Baloneyman]]) | |||
* The Twelve King of Towns (including "Onion King of Town"; [[original]]) | |||
* Large Craig (guest star on [[Peacey P]]'s album from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]) | |||
* Larry ([[Best Caper Ever]]) | |||
* Lead Singer ([[3 wishes]]) | |||
* [[Lem Sportsinterviews|Leomardbury Chauceinterviews]] | |||
* [[Levert Burtmore]] | |||
* Lifty Fernandez (lighting of [[The Show]] in [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]) | |||
* Li'l Spicy ([[english paper]]) | |||
* [[Limozeen]]'s landlord ([[Limozeen Live! (practice)]]) | |||
* Little Jimmy and his dad (scored the winning lacrosse point; [[videography]]) | |||
* Little [[Marzipan]] (mentioned in [[stand-up]]) | |||
* "Loincloth" (needs to put on five or six more clothes; attends [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | |||
* Madam (has a bad tattoo; goes to [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | |||
* Madame Bodewell (a judge in [[pet show]]) | |||
* Mark Door (lead animator in [[best thing]]) | |||
* Mark Grave ([[That a Ghost|That A Ghost]]) | |||
* "A Marsalis or two" (credited in [[theme song]]) | |||
* Moorface (head animator in [[best thing]]) | |||
* "Moron from Delivereceivables" (he just made a "You Go Girl" joke; [[business trip]]) | |||
* Mort [[Teeg Dougland|Dougland]] ([[death metal]]) | |||
* The Motion Picture Guy of [[Free Country USA]] (mentioned in [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]] and [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Theatrical Trailer]]) | |||
* Mrs. Hardmaster (teacher in [[underlings]]) | |||
* Mrs. Partsmatter (teacher of 1st grade class that sings the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]) | |||
* Ms. Charbroiledburger (teacher in [[diorama]]) | |||
* Muffins O. (mentioned on a poster in [[rated]]) | |||
* Nobody U. Know (quoted at the beginning of ''[[because, as it were]]'' in [[independent]]) | |||
* Noone (can find Strong Bad wrong; [[hiding]]) | |||
* An old lady (Mentioned in [[Strong Sad's Lament]]) | |||
* Oolong Singy (credited in [[japanese cartoon]]) | |||
* Panini Press (Strong Bad's college girlfriend in [[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions]]) | |||
* Person who shows up thirty minutes late (mentioned by [[Strong Sad]] in [[pet show]]) | |||
* Person with Accurate Costume (attends [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | |||
* "Pikey" (Bleep Composer of [[Snake Boxer 5]] from [[Homestar Ruiner]]) | |||
* Plutis (marked on a grave in [[Most in the Graveyard]]) | |||
* punkkid87 (asked Strong Bad to [[Draw Trogdor Again|draw Trogdor again]] in [[theme song]]) | |||
* Red Angelo (went to [[Coach Z]]'s health class and has a sister; [[winter pool]]) | |||
* Reg (always [[Reg Having the Ball at the Top of the Key|has the ball]]) | |||
* Rich (Bubs tries to cover up his [[Death|death]] in [[buried]]) | |||
* Rip Nife (lead singer of [[Bigg Nife]], not his real name; [[Baddest of the Bands]]) | |||
* Ronmartin Realdude (to whom Coach Z is supposedly speaking in an Easter egg in [[diorama]]) | |||
* Ronnie Pudding ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]) | |||
* Rolando Predge (top animator in [[best thing]]) | |||
* Ron Staple (Mentioned in the auto-reply response received when an email is sent to Homestar Runner's email address) | |||
* Rotunda (attends [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | |||
* Sarah (one of the animators in [[Twenty THANXty Six]]) | |||
* Saucy Jackson (mentioned on a poster in [[rated]]) | |||
* Scott ([[The Deleteheads|the Deleteheads]]' friend who has a website in [[fan club]]) | |||
* Seb, The Lodge, MN (fake email sender in [[mile]]) | |||
* Senator Pencilface (calls Homestar on his twinkie in [[Where the Crap Are We?]]) | |||
* Shari Deulitt-Shoenstein ([[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]] instruction manual; [[Baddest of the Bands]]) | |||
* Sid Hoffrenchman (credited in [[theme song]]) | |||
* [[Simone]] (mentioned in [[bottom 10]], [[Strong Badia the Free]], and [[April Fool 2014]]) | |||
* Skinny Blonde Girl (spinning [[Strong Bad]] in circles, from [[theme party]]) | |||
* Smarmy Cafe (credited in [[theme song]]) | |||
* Some Kid From Alabama ("kinda sucks"; [[On Break]]) | |||
* Somebody (told [[Strong Bad]] that you were stupid and now he believes them; [[Strong Bad Sings]]) | |||
* Sports Player and his uncle (signed a contract worth a bunch of money; [[underlings]]) | |||
* St. Cadaverstump ([[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]], owner of [[St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary]]) | |||
* Guy named Stan ([[website]]) | |||
* Stan ([[Cool Things]], former employee at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]) | |||
* Steakface McGee (seen on a grave in [[That a Ghost|That A Ghost]]) | |||
* [[Strong Badman Characters|Stiny]] | |||
* Sugar-face ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) | |||
* Taco-Man ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]) | |||
* The Tawdry Man (asks Strong Bad if he "enloys reasing"; [[sbemail 206]]) | |||
* Tess Ballthrow (credited in [[theme song]]) | |||
* Tempe Sam ([[studying]]) | |||
* Tex Arcana (reviewer in [[autobiography]]) | |||
* "That lady" who gives [[Pom Pom]] a hundred bucks (in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]) | |||
* [[The Homestar Runner]]'s dog (possibly named "[[20X6 vs. 1936|Old Eyelids]]"; mentioned in [[20X6 vs. 1936]]) | |||
* The Overripe MC (guest star on [[Peacey P]]'s album from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]) | |||
* Tim "Timmers" Ballthrow (credited in [[theme song]]) | |||
* Told Salliaveri (did the special make-up effects for "Regenerator 4" in [[disconnected]]) | |||
* Tom Stapleman (name of one of the placeholder emails in [[strongbad email.exe Disc One]]) | |||
* Trina (moving in with college [[Bubs]] in [[rated]]) | |||
* Trina LaBoo (an actress starring in two of the films mentioned in [[rated]]) | |||
* Two Batches (a hobo [[The Homestar Runner]] knew that got run o'er by a train; [[Kick the Can]] DVD commentary) | |||
* Van Mundegaarde (Strong Bad's main man, mentioned in Strong Bad Email [[2 years]]) | |||
* Vera ([[Shut Up Lady]]'s friend; [[licensed]]) | |||
* Wibe [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] (apparently a vaudeville performer, credited in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]) | |||
* Widow Jankroe (Homestar is talking to her at [[The Office|the office]]; Homestar also calls Strong Bad "Mrs. Jankroe" in [[Costume Commercial]]; from [[too cool]]) | |||
* Wilbur ([[hiding]]) | |||
* Youdbetterbelieveit [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] (credited in [[high school]]) | |||
=== Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe === | |||
* [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]] (mentioned in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] and [[Let us give TANKS!]]) | * [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]] (mentioned in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] and [[Let us give TANKS!]]) | ||
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* Runoff Camdidate Cory ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]) | * Runoff Camdidate Cory ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]) | ||
== Not Seen Completely == | |||
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Characters whose faces are always either cut off by the border of the toon or [[Silhouettes|silhouetted]]. | Characters whose faces are always either cut off by the border of the toon or [[Silhouettes|silhouetted]]. | ||
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* The S.W.A.T. team ([[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]) | * The S.W.A.T. team ([[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]) | ||
=== Powered by The Cheat === | |||
* Background dancers ([[Rap Song]]) | * Background dancers ([[Rap Song]]) | ||
* [[Moses Malone]] | * [[Moses Malone]] | ||
== See Also == | |||
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* [[Generic Announcers]] | * [[Generic Announcers]] | ||
[[Category:Characters]] | |||
[[Category:Lists]] | |||
Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
Who are those guys?
Unseen characters often play a part in the Homestar Runner body of work. They are characters who are heard, mentioned, or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.
Heard
Characters who are heard, but never seen.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine:
- Kevin (Version 6.0)
- Ron Dardman (Version 10.2)
- Łukasz (Version 11.2)
- Another person with a strong accent (Version 11.2)
- Marzipan's questionable surgeon (Version 15.2)
- Wade (Baddest of the Bands)
- Tucker Donaldson, halloweensafety.gov and campussafety.gov representative (Halloween Safety Easter egg, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Humidibeth (Version 17.2)
- First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
- Cherry Greg
- Clapper Loader
- Fluffy Puff Commercial singers
- On The Brothers Strong's TV set:
- Caleb Rentpayer
- Tucksworth
- An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email privileges)
- The above person's son (Cool Things)
- Announcer of "Some type of TV show" (email your friends)
- Announcer of "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am" (email mile)
- Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed enemy of Dartmouth (email underlings)
- Strong Bad Email
- Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email comic Easter egg)
- The Shut up Lady (emails bottom 10, your funeral, licensed, buried, dictionary, and The House That Gave Sucky Tricks)
- Some Variety of Neville, also credited as "a Neville of some sort" (email theme song, Keepers of Trogdor)
- Movie characters (email the movies)
- Other
- A small child trapped inside Coach Z's costume (On Break)
- Intercom voice (Shopping for Danger)
- Paper Crumple Man (Punkin Stencils Easter egg)
- The audience (A Decemberween Pageant)
Mentioned
Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.
Characters' Relatives
- Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's and The Brothers Strong's parents
- Homestar Runner's Stupid Uncle Egg (a fictional relative, mentioned in email secret recipes)
- The Brothers Strong's Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email secret recipes)
- Great-grandmother of the Brothers Strong (mentioned in looking old and A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name Vance Mudgeman from secret identity)
- The Cheat's sister (more armies)
- Debra, Marzipan's "hot" cousin (mentioned in Happy Dethemberween and senior prom)
- Marzipan's mother, Mrs. Marzipan (mentioned in A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Mrs. Marzipan's latest husband (Marzipan's step-father) (mentioned in A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Marzipan's unnamed sister (mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Bubs's relatives:
- Mentioned in slumber party:
- Bubs's cousin Louis (deceased)
- Bubs's cousin Harold (deceased)
- Mentioned in fan club:
- Bubs's first wife
- Mentioned in Most in the Graveyard:
- Bubs's great-great-grandpappy
- Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold (deceased)
- Mort (either Harold's brother or Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's brother) (deceased)
- Zgor ("Another Relative of Bubs") (deceased)
- Bubs's great-great granduncle (possibly Coach Z's great good-aunt) (deceased)
- Bubs's sister
- Mentioned in slumber party:
- The Sad Kids' father (Homestarloween Party)
- Chuzz Palaroncini's parents (Fan Costumes '08)
- Aunt Ruthie (mentioned by Strong Bad in funny)
- The Wagon Fulla Pancakes's dad, spouse and two kids (montage)
- Spud Sr. and Spudmom (related to Spud Jr., the sender of animal)
- Homestar's grandma (gave him a scarf; shapeshifter)
- Magician's mom (magic trick)
The Office Employees
- Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in dullard)
- Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 1)
- Gunderson (unknown department, mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
- Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
- Amanda from Sales (mentioned in More Fan Costumes)
- Blackhead-Flaced Janice From Accounting (licensed)
Senders' Names from web comics
- Colliding R. Reallying
- Knowingest J. Drawbridges
- Hooray4dolphins
- Public D. Themackinest
- Lowpoint K. Festivals
- Tanktop H. Gravity
- Pressured Q. Kibbles
- Lamppost L. Smith
- Brash R. HiMom
- Freshfruit P. Cacophony
Others
- 128 Hot Katies (dream email senders in dreamail)
- 42 year-old online game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents (being mean)
- A. Chimendez Jr. (credited in Commandos in the Classroom)
- Adelaide (made poached eggs in dreamail)
- Age 7 (reviewer in rock opera)
- Akryllix & 3rd Lung (guest stars on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Art (hosts the showing of because, as it were in independent; his house has three couches)
- B. Bretterson (worst animator in best thing)
- Baron Laffmunch (Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015)
- Bernardo Ralshonde ("some type of famous actor", mentioned by Homestar Runner in independent, later mentioned by @StrongBadActual)
- Beverly Sportsinterviews
- Boring Johnny (Experimental Film commentary)
- Boston (Guy in Boston that Coach Z once knew, could tell you the time of day at any time of the day, implied to be frequently wrong; The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
- Brain Sister (Summer Short Shorts, Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Buttercup, Marzipan's mule (cheatday DVD commentary)
- Buttless in Betstuy (writes to Scarfgirl magazine in secret identity)
- Cabana Boy (disconnected)
- Chicken Movie Man (Puppets on the Road)
- Coach X and Y (mentioned by Coach Z in A Folky Tale)
- Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews
- Crush (Lazor guitarist from Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Cute Girl from Sit-Com (sings patriotic song; strong badathlon)
- D. Pweb (mentioned in a @StrongBadActual Tweet)
- D. Squirrel (pop-up)
- Dan
- Dan Kaskoun (Lead Game Cartridge Cleaner of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Dan Predge (danimator in best thing)
- David D (Assistant Tongue Forker of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Dean With (studying)
- Delilelia (senior prom)
- Dirk Hosenmower (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Discover Network Host (In Search of the Yello Dello)
- Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things; apparently moved after fifth grade)
- Dumpface (made-up email sender in 50 emails)
- Edd "RabidZombie" Shaw (Beta Max Tester of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Edgardo J. Sportsman (mentioned by Old-Timey Strong Bad in a Quote of the Week)
- Eric the Viking (character in "Vikings on the Seas"; the movies DVD commentary)
- Fabrosi (Strong Bad's first best friend ever; mentioned in lady...ing)
- The Fangle Jangle (long pants Characters' DVD Commentary)
- F.A.O. Chimendez (credited in The Limozeen Advantage)
- Gary the Legend (Homestar Runner's imaginary tag-team partner in yes, wrestling)
- Geoff (found turtle in his shoe in time capsule)
- Geoff Rondleman (credited in theme song)
- Gerdith (Limozeen's landlord's friend; Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Grandmummer Skinny Tall (dead "grandmummer" of Sharpdene; Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Grape-Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It (sister of Red Angelo; winter pool)
- Guy up in Paughkeegan (mentioned by Coach Z in The Luau and a Quote of the Week)
- Guy with Kinda Long Hair (theme song)
- Handsome Talking Expert (said they'd buy Senor Cardgage lunch; Senor Mortgage)
- Heather (Soap Box Doiby)
- Hebby Screbby (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- Hot Tub T (credited in theme song)
- That Hunchback Kid at School (secret friends with Strong Bad; Decemberween Short Shorts)
- Ike Turner (reviewer in autobiography)
- Inviso-Jeeves (waiter at Strong Bad and The Cheat's invisible restaurant in Drive-Thru)
- "Ironic Costume" (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Jerome (told to show some respect during the singing of the Strong Badia National Anthem; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in anything, when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)
"Class dismissed! 'cept for you, Jerome!" - Jimnelius Hog-chigger (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- Jingle Jangle (long pants Characters' DVD Commentary)
- John Wallace (Graphics Tightener of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Jon Mollo (best draw man in best thing)
- Joshie (April Fool 2014)
- Juan Aikman (quizmaster of The Show in Non-Sequitur Champion)
- Jumpy Jumperson (mentioned by the Drive-Thru Whale in Homestar Ruiner)
- Just Nobody Sportsinterviews (studying)
- A Kid ("busted his head"; The Baloneyman)
- The Twelve King of Towns (including "Onion King of Town"; original)
- Large Craig (guest star on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Larry (Best Caper Ever)
- Lead Singer (3 wishes)
- Leomardbury Chauceinterviews
- Levert Burtmore
- Lifty Fernandez (lighting of The Show in Non-Sequitur Champion)
- Li'l Spicy (english paper)
- Limozeen's landlord (Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Little Jimmy and his dad (scored the winning lacrosse point; videography)
- Little Marzipan (mentioned in stand-up)
- "Loincloth" (needs to put on five or six more clothes; attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Madam (has a bad tattoo; goes to TrogdorCon '97)
- Madame Bodewell (a judge in pet show)
- Mark Door (lead animator in best thing)
- Mark Grave (That A Ghost)
- "A Marsalis or two" (credited in theme song)
- Moorface (head animator in best thing)
- "Moron from Delivereceivables" (he just made a "You Go Girl" joke; business trip)
- Mort Dougland (death metal)
- The Motion Picture Guy of Free Country USA (mentioned in In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer and Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Theatrical Trailer)
- Mrs. Hardmaster (teacher in underlings)
- Mrs. Partsmatter (teacher of 1st grade class that sings the Strong Badia National Anthem from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits)
- Ms. Charbroiledburger (teacher in diorama)
- Muffins O. (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Nobody U. Know (quoted at the beginning of because, as it were in independent)
- Noone (can find Strong Bad wrong; hiding)
- An old lady (Mentioned in Strong Sad's Lament)
- Oolong Singy (credited in japanese cartoon)
- Panini Press (Strong Bad's college girlfriend in Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions)
- Person who shows up thirty minutes late (mentioned by Strong Sad in pet show)
- Person with Accurate Costume (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- "Pikey" (Bleep Composer of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Plutis (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- punkkid87 (asked Strong Bad to draw Trogdor again in theme song)
- Red Angelo (went to Coach Z's health class and has a sister; winter pool)
- Reg (always has the ball)
- Rich (Bubs tries to cover up his death in buried)
- Rip Nife (lead singer of Bigg Nife, not his real name; Baddest of the Bands)
- Ronmartin Realdude (to whom Coach Z is supposedly speaking in an Easter egg in diorama)
- Ronnie Pudding (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
- Rolando Predge (top animator in best thing)
- Ron Staple (Mentioned in the auto-reply response received when an email is sent to Homestar Runner's email address)
- Rotunda (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Sarah (one of the animators in Twenty THANXty Six)
- Saucy Jackson (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Scott (the Deleteheads' friend who has a website in fan club)
- Seb, The Lodge, MN (fake email sender in mile)
- Senator Pencilface (calls Homestar on his twinkie in Where the Crap Are We?)
- Shari Deulitt-Shoenstein (Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey instruction manual; Baddest of the Bands)
- Sid Hoffrenchman (credited in theme song)
- Simone (mentioned in bottom 10, Strong Badia the Free, and April Fool 2014)
- Skinny Blonde Girl (spinning Strong Bad in circles, from theme party)
- Smarmy Cafe (credited in theme song)
- Some Kid From Alabama ("kinda sucks"; On Break)
- Somebody (told Strong Bad that you were stupid and now he believes them; Strong Bad Sings)
- Sports Player and his uncle (signed a contract worth a bunch of money; underlings)
- St. Cadaverstump (The House That Gave Sucky Tricks, owner of St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary)
- Guy named Stan (website)
- Stan (Cool Things, former employee at Bubs' Concession Stand)
- Steakface McGee (seen on a grave in That A Ghost)
- Stiny
- Sugar-face (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
- Taco-Man (Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
- The Tawdry Man (asks Strong Bad if he "enloys reasing"; sbemail 206)
- Tess Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
- Tempe Sam (studying)
- Tex Arcana (reviewer in autobiography)
- "That lady" who gives Pom Pom a hundred bucks (in 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
- The Homestar Runner's dog (possibly named "Old Eyelids"; mentioned in 20X6 vs. 1936)
- The Overripe MC (guest star on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Tim "Timmers" Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
- Told Salliaveri (did the special make-up effects for "Regenerator 4" in disconnected)
- Tom Stapleman (name of one of the placeholder emails in strongbad email.exe Disc One)
- Trina (moving in with college Bubs in rated)
- Trina LaBoo (an actress starring in two of the films mentioned in rated)
- Two Batches (a hobo The Homestar Runner knew that got run o'er by a train; Kick the Can DVD commentary)
- Van Mundegaarde (Strong Bad's main man, mentioned in Strong Bad Email 2 years)
- Vera (Shut Up Lady's friend; licensed)
- Wibe Chimendez (apparently a vaudeville performer, credited in Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
- Widow Jankroe (Homestar is talking to her at the office; Homestar also calls Strong Bad "Mrs. Jankroe" in Costume Commercial; from too cool)
- Wilbur (hiding)
- Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez (credited in high school)
Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe
- Blue Laser Commander's Nana (mentioned in Cheat Commandos...O's and Let us give TANKS!)
- Chezmerelda (book character in modeling)
- D n' D Greg's parents (magic trick)
- Kaitlin (Any Teen Girl Squad character's real dad's 22-year-old girlfriend; Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad)
- Kowalski (Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque)
- Mr. Pagliogaglioleri (Gangster boss; Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad)
- Olda Boy 2's mom (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- Parson Jim (book character in bottom 10)
- Reynold's girlfriend (left him; Cheat Commandos)
- Reynold's parents (mentioned in Let us give TANKS!)
- Reynaldo Crake (An Important Rap Song DVD commentary)
- Rubble D, presumably a prison inmate from Teen Girl Squad Issue 11.
- Runoff Camdidate Cory (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
Not Seen Completely
Characters whose faces are always either cut off by the border of the toon or silhouetted.
- A. Chimendez (The Next Epi-Snowed)
- Boss Tweed (Ballad of The Sneak)
- The Chief
- Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend
- Don Knotts
- Fat hairy man in a Duckie Shirt (your funeral)
- Four Crazy Go Nuts University freshmen (On Break)
- Grandmaw Auntpaw
- Man with Papers (A Decemberween Mackerel)
- The Shareholders
- Singer in The Cheat Theme Song
- Some women at a party (The Li'l Brudder Show)
- The S.W.A.T. team (Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque)
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- Background dancers (Rap Song)
- Moses Malone