Sharpdene

"Oh, oh, you will respect and condooone Sharpdene!"

Sharpdene is an alter ego used by Strong Bad. She was originally a prank call alias, "the new girl character in town", who threatened to fight Marzipan. She speaks in a strong Southern accent. Strong Bad's Sharpdene "costume" consists of him being taped to a coat rack wearing a wig and sunglasses, consistent with what Strong Bad describes in his answering machine message. She claims to have a dead grandmother named "Grandmummer Skinny Tall". Her "daddy" supposedly owns a moving company, and once met Steven Seagal at China Buffet, which gives her the credential to be a ghost hunter. She is staying at Strong Bad's kitchen table, and has a habit of pointing out that her name is Sharpdene. Her name is a malapropism of Charlene. Strong Sad seems to not know that Sharpdene is Strong Bad with a coat rack taped to him.

Strong Bad clarified the spelling of Sharpdene's name on @StrongBadActual (specifically, in a Tweet posted on November 18, 2016) with draft notes of Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 when a fan asked about it after reading the Homestar Runner Wiki's transcript for Later That Night.... Sharpdene also appeared in a Twitter-exclusive video featuring The Makeromancer, which would later be included in Social Media Crap Compilation 2.

Appearances

• Debut: Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
• Later That Night...
• @StrongBadActual
• Social Media Crap Compilation 2
• Fan 'Stumes 2022