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| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #2'''
| '''Teen Girl Squad Issue #2'''
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| [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/issue-2 watch]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|← Issue 1]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3 →]]
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&quot;You must be girls.&quot;
 
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''"You must be girls."''


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The Teen Girl Squad tries to get some boys.
The Teen Girl Squad tries to get some boys.


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'''Page Title:''' Teen Grrrl Squad!!
'''Page Title:''' Teen Grrrl Squad!!


'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
'''DVD:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]


{| id="toc" class="wikitable toc" summary="Contents"
== Transcript ==
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| <div id="toctitle">


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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad!  Cheerleader ''{growth spurt!}''  So and So ''{school spirit!}''  What's Her Face ''{pity friend}''  The Ugly One ''{psoriasis!}''
== Contents ==


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''{open to the girls standing in the TGS field}''
* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 2.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 2.2 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 2.3 Remarks]
** [#Goofs 2.4 Goofs]
** [#Inside_References 2.5 Inside References]
** [#Real-World_References 2.6 Real-World References]
** [#Fast_Forward 2.7 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==
 
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{growth spurt!}'' So and So ''{school spirit!}'' What's Her Face ''{pity friend!}'' The Ugly One ''{psoriasis!}''
 
''{Open to the girls standing in the TGS field.}''


'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?


'''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!<br />
'''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!<br />
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' OKAY! ''{quietly, in a separate speech bubble}'' I mean, so good.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' OKAY!
 
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I mean, so good.


''{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading &quot;le girl&quot;.}''
''{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl"}''


'''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!
'''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!


'''SO AND SO:''' w00t.
'''SO AND SO:''' w00t!


'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' w00t.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' w00t!


'''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t.
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t.
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's get started!
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's get started!


''{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds.}''
''{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds}''


'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating cloud}'' *chomp chomp*
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating cloud}'' *chomp chomp*


''{Cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading &quot;no 'i' in team&quot;.)''
''{cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team")''


'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls.
'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls.


'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy!


''{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's Her Face in the shins.}''
''{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's Her Face in the shins}''


'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SWOOP! GRASPED!
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SWOOP! GRASPED!


''{Cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone.}''
''{cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone}''


'''SO AND SO:''' I'm totally crushing.
'''SO AND SO:''' I'm totally crushing!


''{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading &quot;CHILDREN&quot; on the side, running over No I In Team Boy.}''
''{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy}''


'''ARROW'D GUY:''' CHILDREN!
'''ARROW'D GUY:''' CHILDREN!


''{The music stops playing as The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky.}''
''{The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky}''


'''SO AND SO:''' Where were you guys?
'''SO AND SO:''' Where were you guys?
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'''CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE:''' We got jealous.
'''CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE:''' We got jealous.


''{Long pause}''
''{There is a long pause, then the TGS music starts again.}''


'''SO AND SO:''' Let's get yogurt!
'''SO AND SO:''' Let's get yogurt!


''{The TGS music starts playing again. Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it.}''
''{Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it}''


'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got jimmies.
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got jimmies.


''{Cut to an end card reading &quot;its over!&quot;}''
''{cut to end card}''


'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!


<span id="fun-facts"></span>
== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==


<span id="explanations"></span>
=== Explanations ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===


* [[Psoriasis]] is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.
* Psoriasis is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.
* &quot;[[Jimmies]]&quot; is a regional term for the multi-colored, cylinder-shaped style of sprinkles.
* "[[Jimmies]]" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style.


<span id="trivia"></span>
=== Trivia ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===


* Before Teen Girl Squad was moved to [[Features]], when this toon was still in the Shorts section of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], the synopsis read &quot;So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good&quot;.
* Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good".
* This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.
* This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.
* This is the first Teen Girl Squad toon where a character says something that was not put in a speech bubble.
* This is the first Teen Girl Squad toon where a character says something that was not put in a speech bubble.
* The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is &quot;Hot tips lead to alien knee-bashings and jimmies.&quot;
* The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Hot tips lead to alien knee-bashings and jimmies."


<span id="remarks"></span>
=== Remarks ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===


* When Cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from &quot;Li'l brat&quot; to &quot;Huge bat&quot;.
* When Cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat".
* The word &quot;Le&quot; in the &quot;Le Girl&quot; magazine means &quot;the&quot; in [[French]], but in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to &quot;girl&quot;, is &quot;La&quot;.
* The word "Le" in the "Le Girl" magazine means "the" in French, but in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to "girl", is "La".


<span id="goofs"></span>
=== Goofs ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Goofs</span> ===


* On the closing screen, the contraction &quot;it's&quot; is misspelled as the possessive &quot;its.&quot;
* On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."
* What's Her Face's &quot;I mean, so good&quot; word balloon has a white background, covering the lines in the background.
* What's Her Face's "I mean, so good" word balloon has a white background, covering the lines in the background.


<span id="inside-references"></span>
=== Inside References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===


* The page's title is &quot;Teen [[Grrl|Grrrl]] Squad!!&quot;.
* The page's title is "Teen [[Grrl|Grrrl]] Squad!!".
* [[Blood]] is visible on What's Her Face's knees after being batted.


<span id="real-world-references"></span>
=== Real-World References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span> ===


* The name of the yogurt place is a parody of [[TCBY]], a [http://www.tcby.com chain] of frozen yogurt and ice cream stores.
* The name of the yogurt place is a parody of [[TCBY]], a [http://www.tcby.com chain] of frozen yogurt and ice cream stores.


<span id="fast-forward"></span>
=== Fast Forward ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span> ===


* &quot;[[I Think I Have a Chance With This Guy|I think I have a chance with this guy]]&quot; would later become a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].
* "I think I have a chance with this guy" would later become a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].


<span id="external-links"></span>
== External Links ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==


* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/issue-2 watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/issue-2 watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]
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* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.swf view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.swf view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]


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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
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| '''''Main:''''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]]<br />'''''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor]]:''''' [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]], [[Brainkrieg]], [[Fighting Growlbacks]], [[The Gregs]], [[Manolios Ugly One|Manolios]], [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Olympic Man and Coach]], [[Peacey P]], [[Quarterman]], [[she likes cloth]], [[Thomas]], [[Tompkins]]
 
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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Cheerleader Filmography|Cheerleader Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:So and So Filmography|So and So Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:What's Her Face Filmography|What's Her Face Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Ugly One Filmography|The Ugly One Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Thomas Filmography|Thomas Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Arrow'd Guy Filmography|Arrow'd Guy Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1|Everything Else, Volume 1]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Podstar Runner|Podstar Runner]]</span>
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| '''''Main:''''' [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]], '''Issue 2''', [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!|Issue 8½]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]<br />'''''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br />'''''Toons:''''' [[4 Gregs]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Miscellaneous'''
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|Locations]], [[Teen Girl Squad Other Costumes|Costumes]], [[Fangs]], [[-'d]], [[Ow! My X!]], [[Captioned Transitions]]
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| [[404'd]], [[Neon 404'd]], [[Podstar Runner 2006|Teen Girl Squadcast]], [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths]]
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[[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]]
[[Category:So and So Filmography]]
[[Category:What's Her Face Filmography]]
[[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]]
[[Category:Thomas Filmography]]
[[Category:Arrow'd Guy Filmography]]
[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1]]
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]


Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

Teen Girl Squad Issue #2 watch · ← Issue 1 · Issue 3 →

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"You must be girls."

The Teen Girl Squad tries to get some boys.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Birds (Teen Girl Squad), Cloud Monster, No I In Team Boy, Thomas, A Vulture, A Bat, Arrow'd Guy

Places: The Field, TCYBCBY

Date: Monday, February 10, 2003

Running Time: 1:12

Page Title: Teen Grrrl Squad!!

DVD:Everything Else, Volume 1

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {growth spurt!} So and So {school spirit!} What's Her Face {pity friend} The Ugly One {psoriasis!}

{open to the girls standing in the TGS field}

CHEERLEADER: Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!
WHAT'S HER FACE: {simultaneously} OKAY!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I mean, so good.

{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl"}

CHEERLEADER: I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!

SO AND SO: w00t!

WHAT'S HER FACE: w00t!

THE UGLY ONE: w00t.

CHEERLEADER: Let's get started!

{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {imitating cloud} *chomp chomp*

{cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team")

NO I IN TEAM BOY: You must be girls.

WHAT'S HER FACE: {thinking} I think I have a chance with this guy!

{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's Her Face in the shins}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!

NO I IN TEAM BOY: What happened to her?

SO AND SO: {speech bubble only} Thomas hit her with a bat. {voice only} She got hurt.

NO I IN TEAM BOY: Let's date.

SO AND SO: I'm down.

{So and So and No I In Team Boy walk offscreen to the right. Cheerleader and The Ugly One frown. A vulture and a bat swoop down. The vulture grabs The Ugly One, and the bat grabs Cheerleader.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SWOOP! GRASPED!

{cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone}

SO AND SO: I'm totally crushing!

{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy}

ARROW'D GUY: CHILDREN!

{The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky}

SO AND SO: Where were you guys?

CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: We got jealous.

{There is a long pause, then the TGS music starts again.}

SO AND SO: Let's get yogurt!

{Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it}

THE UGLY ONE: I got jimmies.

{cut to end card}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • Psoriasis is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.
  • "Jimmies" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style.

Trivia

  • Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good".
  • This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.
  • This is the first Teen Girl Squad toon where a character says something that was not put in a speech bubble.
  • The YouTube description for this toon is "Hot tips lead to alien knee-bashings and jimmies."

Remarks

  • When Cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat".
  • The word "Le" in the "Le Girl" magazine means "the" in French, but in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to "girl", is "La".

Goofs

  • On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."
  • What's Her Face's "I mean, so good" word balloon has a white background, covering the lines in the background.

Inside References

  • The page's title is "Teen Grrrl Squad!!".

Real-World References

  • The name of the yogurt place is a parody of TCBY, a chain of frozen yogurt and ice cream stores.

Fast Forward

Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, The Gregs, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast, Teen Girl Squad Deaths
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