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''{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker. The logo appears.}''
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! Actions
'''STRONG BAD:''' Skills of an Artist: Cannonmouth. I make drawing fun! Go!
! Dialogue
 
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''{Strong Bad sings along with the background music as he draws a short, fat C curve. He closes the curve with a thin, backwards C.}''
| width="50%"| Strong Bad's boxing glove holds a marker in front of a whiteboard that has been lined so as to look like notebook paper, and the music from the [[Trogdor]]-drawing scene in [[dragon]] plays throughout the video. As he says the title, it appears on the screen, with &quot;Skills&quot; in yellow, &quot;Artist&quot; in horizontal rainbow, and &quot;of an&quot; slowly fading in.
 
| width="50%"| Skills of an Artist. Cannonmouth. I make drawing fun. Go!
'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, now look, people are gonna think ''{draws an oval inside the smaller curve}'' you're drawing some ooh-lips over here. Like, that looks a lot like ooh-lips. ''{shades the oval in}'' You gotta tell 'em, juuust be patient. It's not gonna be ooh-lips!
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| He draws a curvy line resembling a long &quot;C&quot;.
''{Strong Bad draws a small fuse on the back of the cannon.}''
| ''{sings a quick &quot;doo-doo-doo-doo&quot; tune as he draws}''
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Like here we got the little fuse.
| He closes the C shape with another curvy line, resembling a thin backwards C, and adds an oval inside of the second C shape.
 
| All right, now look, people are gonna think you're drawin' some... ooh-lips, over here. Like, that looks a lot like ooh-lips.
''{He draws it so that the fuse is now lit.}''
|-
 
| He fills in the oval.
'''STRONG BAD:''' And let's do a sparky-lark, there. Look at that. This cannon is primed to fire. But I didn't say we were drawing a cannon! I said we're drawing Cannonmouth!
| Gotta tell 'em, &quot;juuust be patient! It's not gonna be ooh-lips!&quot; ''{gestures his glove up and down with each word of the second sentence for emphasis}''
 
|-
''{The music changes, and Strong Bad sings along. He draws an odd shape above the cannon.}''
| He draws a tiny square-like shape at the back of the cannon (rotated to match the curvature of the shape) with a curved line coming out of it. He draws an unclosed, five-pointed spiky shape surrounding the end of the line.
 
| All right, here we got the little fuse... next to a... sparky-lark. There. Look at that. This cannon ''{gestures across the page}'' is primed to fire. But I didn't say we were drawin' a cannon, I said we're drawing Cannonmouth!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' So here we go, it's Cannonmouth. ''{draws a nose and eyes inside the shape}'' Here he comes, Cannonmouth.
|-
 
| The music changes. Strong Bad draws a shape connected to the top of the cannon, resembling the top half of a head. He draws a pointy nose and two eyes inside the shape.
''{Strong Bad draws a curve above the face to make hair.}''
| ''{singing}'' So here we go... it's Cannonmouth... here he comes, Cannonmouth!
 
|-
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' He seems kind of alarmed that his cannon is a mouth.
| He draws hair above the head, connecting to the head at the sides.
 
| ''{singing}'' He seems kind of alarmed that his cannon is a mouth...
''{Strong Bad draws a joint and neck underneath the cannon.}''
|-
 
| He draws a roundish square connected to the bottom of the cannon, making up the bottom of the head. He draws two vertical lines connected to it, making the neck, and closes it with three outward-pointing spikes.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' His mouth is a cannon, I mean.
| ''{singing}'' His mouth is a cannon, I mean!
 
|-
''{He continues drawing a collared shirt below the neck.}''
| He draws downward curving lines at the sides of the spiky shape, making up his shoulders. At the end of each shoulder, he draws a diagonal line pointing inwards, making his arms appear to be short and pointy. He draws vertical lines connected to the arms, for his body.
 
| ''{singing}'' Here he comes... he's got a collar shirt... maybe it's picture day for Cannonmouth!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Here he comes, got a collared shirt. ''{he draws a couple of points to create two arms}'' Maybe it's picture day for Cannonmouth.
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| At the end of each pointy arm, he adds a horizontal line pointing inwards, with a quick three-fingered hand shape at the end of each, both overlapping each other, making it look like he's sitting at a desk.
''{Strong Bad adds two stick-figure lines and folded hands from the sleeves.}''
| ''{singing}'' He should dress his best!
 
|-
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' He should dress his best.
| He draws a square on the left side of the whiteboard, adding lines at the edges to make it look like a cube. He draws two diagonal lines connected to the back of the cube, closed by a circle.
 
| ''{singing}'' Cannonmouth!
''{Strong Bad draws a box on the left side of Cannonmouth.}''
|-
 
| The music stops. He adds a small rectangular prism on top of the cube. As he moves his glove to the right side of the screen, he erases a tiny section of a blue line making up the lined paper.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Cannonmouth.
| ''{stops singing}'' Camera... picture day...
 
|-
''{The music ends. Strong Bad adds details to the box to make it look like a camera.}''
| On the right side, he draws a line with spikes pointing outward, curving inwards between each spike. He closes the shape with two diagonal, inward-facing lines at opposite edges, meeting each other in the middle, making it look like an umbrella. He draws three horizontal lines inside. He then draws a similar pointy line connected to the first one, resembling the inside of the umbrella. Between both lines, inside the umbrella, he draws a short horizontal line pointing outwards, with a curl at the end. At the back of the umbrella, he draws a vertical line touching the bottom of the page, and three outwards horizontal lines coming out of the top of that line— one pointing diagonally upwards, one pointing straight, and one pointing diagonally down.
 
| One of those little, uh, umbrellas, y'know what I'm sayin'? It reflects the light? You photographers know what I'm talkin' about.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Camera. Picture day.
|-
 
| Fade to later. There is hatch shading on Cannonmouth's hair and mouth. There is a screen on the camera showing a photograph of Cannonmouth, and the camera now has three vertical lines coming from the bottom, resembling three legs for the camera to stand on its own.
''{The regular Skills of an Artist music resumes. Strong Bad draws a curvy jagged line and closes it off like a triangle.}''
| Oh, man. This thing could be like, somebody's graduation announcement!
 
|-
'''STRONG BAD:''' One of those little uh, umbrellas, you know what I'm saying?
| He writes &quot;Class of '88!!&quot; in cursive below Cannonmouth.
 
| ''{quietly, under his breath}'' See... Class... of... '88! ''{normal voice}'' Cannonmouth! The new classic!
''{Strong Bad adds spine lines to the umbrella, and another curvy jagged line to give it depth.''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That reflects the light.
 
''{He adds a little antenna sticking out of the center of the umbrella, and a stand coming out from the tip.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' You photographers know what I'm talking about. Oh man, this thing could be like, somebody's graduation announcement. Lessee...
 
''{Strong Bad writes words below Cannonmouth's picture in cursive.}''
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{writing}'' &quot;Class of '88!!&quot;. Cannonmouth, the new classic!


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* [[@StrongBadActual]] later uses the term &quot;ooh lips&quot; several times.
* [[@StrongBadActual]] later uses the term &quot;ooh lips&quot; several times.
* An unused [[Flash]] model of Cannonmouth was shown on [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022|Twitter]], apparently voiced by [[Mike Chapman]].


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"This thing could be like, somebody's graduation announcement!"

Maybe it's picture day for Cannonmouth.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Wednesday, August 2, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, August 24, 2017 (YouTube)

Running Time: 1:38

Page Title: Maybe It's Picture Day for Cannonmouth

  • [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
  • [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
    • [#Trivia 2.1 Trivia]
    • [#Fast_Forward 2.2 Fast Forward]
  • [#External_Links 3 External Links]

Transcript

{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker. The logo appears.}

STRONG BAD: Skills of an Artist: Cannonmouth. I make drawing fun! Go!

{Strong Bad sings along with the background music as he draws a short, fat C curve. He closes the curve with a thin, backwards C.}

STRONG BAD: All right, now look, people are gonna think {draws an oval inside the smaller curve} you're drawing some ooh-lips over here. Like, that looks a lot like ooh-lips. {shades the oval in} You gotta tell 'em, juuust be patient. It's not gonna be ooh-lips!

{Strong Bad draws a small fuse on the back of the cannon.}

STRONG BAD: Like here we got the little fuse.

{He draws it so that the fuse is now lit.}

STRONG BAD: And let's do a sparky-lark, there. Look at that. This cannon is primed to fire. But I didn't say we were drawing a cannon! I said we're drawing Cannonmouth!

{The music changes, and Strong Bad sings along. He draws an odd shape above the cannon.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} So here we go, it's Cannonmouth. {draws a nose and eyes inside the shape} Here he comes, Cannonmouth.

{Strong Bad draws a curve above the face to make hair.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} He seems kind of alarmed that his cannon is a mouth.

{Strong Bad draws a joint and neck underneath the cannon.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} His mouth is a cannon, I mean.

{He continues drawing a collared shirt below the neck.}

STRONG BAD: Here he comes, got a collared shirt. {he draws a couple of points to create two arms} Maybe it's picture day for Cannonmouth.

{Strong Bad adds two stick-figure lines and folded hands from the sleeves.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} He should dress his best.

{Strong Bad draws a box on the left side of Cannonmouth.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Cannonmouth.

{The music ends. Strong Bad adds details to the box to make it look like a camera.}

STRONG BAD: Camera. Picture day.

{The regular Skills of an Artist music resumes. Strong Bad draws a curvy jagged line and closes it off like a triangle.}

STRONG BAD: One of those little uh, umbrellas, you know what I'm saying?

{Strong Bad adds spine lines to the umbrella, and another curvy jagged line to give it depth.

STRONG BAD: That reflects the light.

{He adds a little antenna sticking out of the center of the umbrella, and a stand coming out from the tip.}

STRONG BAD: You photographers know what I'm talking about. Oh man, this thing could be like, somebody's graduation announcement. Lessee...

{Strong Bad writes words below Cannonmouth's picture in cursive.}

STRONG BAD: {writing} "Class of '88!!". Cannonmouth, the new classic!

Fun Facts

Trivia

Fast Forward


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