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''"You may remember me as pretty much the coolest guy or sandwich ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend."''


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&quot;You may remember ''me'' as pretty much the coolest guy or sandwich ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend.&quot;
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Strong Bad is required by law to teach people how to play [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
Strong Bad is required by law to teach people how to play [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].


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On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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{| id="toc" class="wikitable toc" summary="Contents"
== Transcript (Computer Room) ==
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<span id="contents"></span>
== Contents ==
 
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* [#Transcript_.28Computer_Room.29 1 Transcript (Computer Room)]
** [#Tutorial_Opening 1.1 Tutorial Opening]
** [#Computer_disks 1.2 Computer disks]
** [#Missing_Lappy 1.3 Missing Lappy]
** [#Magnifying_glass 1.4 Magnifying glass]
** [#Magnifying_glass_.E2.86.92_Missing_Lappy 1.5 Magnifying glass → Missing Lappy]
** [#Plug 1.6 Plug]
** [#Rave_Switch 1.7 Rave Switch]
** [#Sign 1.8 Sign]
** [#Stooly 1.9 Stooly]
* [#Transcript_.28Strong_Sad.27s_Room.29 2 Transcript (Strong Sad's Room)]
** [#When_entering_the_room 2.1 When entering the room]
** [#Strong_Sad 2.2 Strong Sad]
** [#Strong_Sad_.E2.86.92_Strong_Sad 2.3 Strong Sad → Strong Sad]
** [#Strong_Sad_.E2.86.92_Strong_Sad_.E2.86.92_Angel 2.4 Strong Sad → Strong Sad → Angel]
** [#Strong_Sad_.E2.86.92_Strong_Sad_.E2.86.92_Devil 2.5 Strong Sad → Strong Sad → Devil]
** [#Strong_Sad_.E2.86.92_Laptop 2.6 Strong Sad → Laptop]
** [#Magnifying_glass_.E2.86.92_Strong_Sad 2.7 Magnifying glass → Strong Sad]
** [#Strong_Sad_.E2.86.92_Cancel 2.8 Strong Sad → Cancel]
* [#Transcript_.28Bubs.27_Concession_Stand.29 3 Transcript (Bubs' Concession Stand)]
** [#When_entering_the_scene 3.1 When entering the scene]
** [#Bubs_.E2.86.92_Bubs_.E2.86.92_Devil 3.2 Bubs → Bubs → Devil]
** [#Bubs_.E2.86.92_Bubs_.E2.86.92_Angel 3.3 Bubs → Bubs → Angel]
** [#Bubs_.E2.86.92_Lappy_.28before_compliment.29 3.4 Bubs → Lappy (before compliment)]
** [#Bubs_.E2.86.92_Lappy_.28after_compliment.29 3.5 Bubs → Lappy (after compliment)]
* [#Fun_Facts 4 Fun Facts]
 
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<span id="transcript-computer-room"></span>
=== Tutorial Opening ===
== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript (Computer Room) </span> ==
 
<span id="tutorial-opening"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Tutorial Opening </span> ===


''{Fade in to show Strong Bad walking to his computer room}''
''{Fade in to show Strong Bad walking to his computer room}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the player}'' Hi folks. My name is Strong Bad. ''{Walks over to [[Le Restige]] and sits on it}'' You may remember ''me'' as Pretty Much the Coolest Guy or Sandwich Ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend. Welcome to the required-by-video-game-law tutorial portion of my awesome video game. ''{ominous music}'' It seems as though someone has stolen my state of the art laptop computer, and ''you'', yes you, need to help me find out who. ''{Jumps off chair}'' Okay, let's take a look around my computer room.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the player}'' Hi folks. My name is Strong Bad. ''{Walks over to [[Le Restige]] and sits on it}'' You may remember ''me'' as Pretty Much the Coolest Guy or Sandwich Ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend. Welcome to the required-by-video-game-law tutorial portion of my awesome video game. ''{ominous music}'' It seems as though someone has stolen my state of the art laptop computer, and ''you'', yes you, need to help me find out who. ''{Jumps off chair}'' Okay, let's take a look around my computer room.
* ''{if played on PC}'' Move your cursor around various items of interest in the room and click the left mouse button.
* ''{if played on Wii}'' Point at the various items of interest in the room with your Wii Remote and press the A button.
* ''{if played on PS3}'' Highlight various items of interest in the room by pressing the L1 or R1 buttons, then press X to confirm that &quot;yes, I do want to check out, pick up, or otherwise perform random acts of violence upon this item.&quot;


I'll check them out as you do.
I'll check them out as you do.


<span id="computer-disks"></span>
=== Computer disks ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Computer disks </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, those are my old computer games. They don't even work on the Lappy, but I keep them around so that people know how ''cool'' I am for keeping them around.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, those are my old computer games. They don't even work on the Lappy, but I keep them around so that people know how ''cool'' I am for keeping them around.
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{tapping his foot impatiently}'' Seriously, those are not important right now.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{tapping his foot impatiently}'' Seriously, those are not important right now.


<span id="missing-lappy"></span>
=== Missing Lappy ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Missing Lappy </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, could that be a clue in the area where my laptop computer used to be? I wish I could somehow see it ''bigger''.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, could that be a clue in the area where my laptop computer used to be? I wish I could somehow see it ''bigger''.


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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm.  How can I see that purple smudge bigger?


'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. How can I see that purple smudge bigger?
=== Magnifying glass ===


<span id="magnifying-glass"></span>
'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally stole this from my nerdy little brother Strong Sad. Man, that guy is such a whiny baby. He's probably crying over losing it right now. ''{to player}'' Okay, this is an item that I am going to keep. That means that it's going into my "inventory", or "collection of surprisingly useful useless crap".
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Magnifying glass </span> ===
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally stole this from my nerdy little brother Strong Sad. Man, that guy is such a whiny baby. He's probably crying over losing it right now. ''{to player}'' Okay, this is an item that I am going to keep. That means that it's going into my &quot;inventory&quot;, or &quot;collection of surprisingly useful useless crap&quot;.


* ''{if played on PC}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the inventory icon in the Upper Left of the screen.
* ''{if played on PC}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the inventory icon in the Upper Left of the screen.
* ''{if played on Wii}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just point at the inventory icon in the Upper Left of the screen and press the A button.
* ''{if played on Wii}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just point at the inventory icon in the Upper Left of the screen and press the A button.
* ''{if played on PS3}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just press the Square button on your controller.
* ''{if played on PS3}'' To see the stuff in my inventory, just press the Square button on your controller.
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* ''{if played on PC or Wii}'' It's the one that's blinking. But don't think about using it until I'm done talking. What, were you raised in a click-on-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn? Anyway, when the inventory is open, select the magnifying glass icon. Your cursor, formerly a dot, will become the magnifying glass.
* ''{if played on PC or Wii}'' It's the one that's blinking. But don't think about using it until I'm done talking. What, were you raised in a click-on-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn? Anyway, when the inventory is open, select the magnifying glass icon. Your cursor, formerly a dot, will become the magnifying glass.
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It's, like, super easy, man.
It's, like, super easy, man.


<span id="magnifying-glass-missing-lappy"></span>
=== Magnifying glass → Missing Lappy ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Magnifying glass → Missing Lappy </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha! I'd recognize that pudgy, grape jelly stained fingerprint anywhere! It belongs to — ''{ominous music}'' Dun dun dunnnnnn! My little brother Strong Sad! Let's go across the hall into his room and unethically interrogate him.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha! I'd recognize that pudgy, grape jelly stained fingerprint anywhere! It belongs to — ''{ominous music}'' Dun dun dunnnnnn! My little brother Strong Sad! Let's go across the hall into his room and unethically interrogate him.


<span id="plug"></span>
=== Plug ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Plug </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't unplug the Lappy. It takes five to seven business days to fully charge the battery. Lappy don't charge on weekends.
'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't unplug the Lappy. It takes five to seven business days to fully charge the battery. Lappy don't charge on weekends.


<span id="rave-switch"></span>
=== Rave Switch ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Rave Switch </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' Check this out! ''{Does a light switch rave}'' Ah, I sometimes get tired of that.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' Check this out! ''{Does a light switch rave}'' Ah, I sometimes get tired of that.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Does a light switch rave}'' Yeah, I'm definitely tired of that.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Does a light switch rave}'' Yeah, I'm definitely tired of that.


<span id="sign"></span>
=== Sign ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Sign </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' I put up that sign, but the stupid walls are still loafing all the time.
'''STRONG BAD:''' I put up that sign, but the stupid walls are still loafing all the time.


<span id="stooly"></span>
=== Stooly ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Stooly </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, my trusty steed. Stooly, I'd ride you into email battle any day.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, my trusty steed. Stooly, I'd ride you into email battle any day.


<span id="transcript-strong-sads-room"></span>
== Transcript (Strong Sad's Room) ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript (Strong Sad's Room) </span> ==


<span id="when-entering-the-room"></span>
=== When entering the room ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> When entering the room </span> ===


''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad entering Strong Sad's Room. Zoom out to show Strong Sad standing next to him wearing a Sherlock Holmes Detective Hat.}''
''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad entering Strong Sad's Room. Zoom out to show Strong Sad standing next to him wearing a Sherlock Holmes Detective Hat.}''


'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, get outta here! I'm trying to get ready for the 19th century Scotland Yard LARP festival, and I can't find my authentic Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass!
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, get outta here! I'm trying to get ready for the 19th century Scotland Yard LARP festival, and I can't find my authentic Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass!


'''STRONG BAD:''' That whiney sack of gray dump over there is Strong Sad.
'''STRONG BAD:''' That whiney sack of gray dump over there is Strong Sad.
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You'll see a bunch of stuff appear over my head. They represent topics I can talk about. Let's try talking to him about his own miserable self first.
You'll see a bunch of stuff appear over my head. They represent topics I can talk about. Let's try talking to him about his own miserable self first.


<span id="strong-sad"></span>
=== Strong Sad ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Strong Sad </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey little brother...
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey little brother...
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* ''{if played on PS3}'' Select the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head, and press X.
* ''{if played on PS3}'' Select the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head, and press X.


<span id="strong-sad-strong-sad"></span>
=== Strong Sad → Strong Sad ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Strong Sad → Strong Sad </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' ''{to the audience}'' Sometimes when talking to people, I can choose between saying something nice, and saying something that I would say. Choose the angel me to say something nice, or the devil me to be more of a jerk.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' ''{to the audience}'' Sometimes when talking to people, I can choose between saying something nice, and saying something that I would say. Choose the angel me to say something nice, or the devil me to be more of a jerk.


<span id="strong-sad-strong-sad-angel"></span>
=== Strong Sad → Strong Sad → Angel ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Strong Sad → Strong Sad → Angel </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice hat. It distracts people from your grotesquely bulbous midsection.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice hat. It distracts people from your grotesquely bulbous midsection.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the audience}'' Ok, enough chit chat, let's shake him down about my stolen laptop!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the audience}'' Ok, enough chit chat, let's shake him down about my stolen laptop!


<span id="strong-sad-strong-sad-devil"></span>
=== Strong Sad → Strong Sad → Devil ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Strong Sad → Strong Sad → Devil </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' You are ugly and you smell like old feet!
'''STRONG BAD:''' You are ugly and you smell like old feet!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the audience}'' Ok, enough chit chat, let's shake him down about my stolen laptop!
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the audience}'' Ok, enough chit chat, let's shake him down about my stolen laptop!


<span id="strong-sad-laptop"></span>
=== Strong Sad → Laptop ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Strong Sad → Laptop </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is my Lappy, you two-bit thief?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is my Lappy, you two-bit thief?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' If you want your magnifying glass back you will!
'''STRONG BAD:''' If you want your magnifying glass back you will!


'''STRONG SAD:''' Fine. Give it back and I'll say my line.
'''STRONG SAD:''' Fine. Give it back and I'll say my line.


'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the audience}'' To give my brother back his magnifying glass, just get it from your inventory and use it on him. Just like you did with the fingerprint in my computer room.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the audience}'' To give my brother back his magnifying glass, just get it from your inventory and use it on him. Just like you did with the fingerprint in my computer room.


<span id="magnifying-glass-strong-sad"></span>
=== Magnifying glass → Strong Sad ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Magnifying glass → Strong Sad </span> ===


'''Before asking about the laptop'''
'''Before asking about the laptop'''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This is my map. It's what I use to get from point A to place B.
'''STRONG BAD:''' This is my map. It's what I use to get from point A to place B.
 
''{if played on PC}'' You can access this map at any time by clicking the Map icon in the top left part of the screen.
''{if played on PC}'' You can access this map at any time by clicking the Map icon in the top left part of the screen.
''{if played on Wii}'' To access this map at any time during the game, point at the Map icon in the top left part of the screen with your Wii Remote and mash the A button.
 
''{if played on PS3}'' You can access this map at any time by pressing the Triangle button. Actually, it's a round button, but it has a picture of a triangle on it. You get the idea.
''{if played on Wii}'' To access this map at any time during the game, point at the Map icon in the top left part of the screen with your Wii Remote and mash the A button.
 
''{if played on PS3}'' You can access this map at any time by pressing the Triangle button. Actually, it's a round button, but it has a picture of a triangle on it. You get the idea.


'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, okay... my map is looking a little... undernourished. I need to throw Bubs' Concession stand up here somewheres. As I discover wondrous new places, I will add them to my map.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, okay... my map is looking a little... undernourished. I need to throw Bubs' Concession stand up here somewheres. As I discover wondrous new places, I will add them to my map.
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Give it a try!
Give it a try!


<span id="strong-sad-cancel"></span>
=== Strong Sad → Cancel ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Strong Sad → Cancel </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind.


<span id="transcript-bubs-concession-stand"></span>
== Transcript (Bubs' Concession Stand) ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript (Bubs' Concession Stand)</span> ==


<span id="when-entering-the-scene"></span>
=== When entering the scene ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">When entering the scene</span> ===


''{Cut to Strong Bad walking to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is there, as usual.}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad walking to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is there, as usual.}''
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'''BUBS:''' Hi Strong Bad! Here is your laptop computer—
'''BUBS:''' Hi Strong Bad! Here is your laptop computer—


'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, what are you doing? That part comes at the end of the tutorial. You're supposed to be sad in this part.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, what are you doing? That part comes at the end of the tutorial. You're supposed to be sad in this part.


'''BUBS:''' I am? Oh yeah, right.
'''BUBS:''' I am? Oh yeah, right.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unemotionally}'' No, Bubs, wait! I need the Lappy! ''{to audience; normally}'' If I want this guy to cooperate, I'd better change his mood! There are usually a variety of ways to change people's moods. You'll figure this out as you go. Generally I find kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desired response. In this case, go ahead and give ol' blue head a compliment to cheer him up.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unemotionally}'' No, Bubs, wait! I need the Lappy! ''{to audience; normally}'' If I want this guy to cooperate, I'd better change his mood! There are usually a variety of ways to change people's moods. You'll figure this out as you go. Generally I find kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desired response. In this case, go ahead and give ol' blue head a compliment to cheer him up.


<span id="bubs-bubs-devil"></span>
=== Bubs → Bubs → Devil ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Bubs → Bubs → Devil</span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, Bubs, you sure have gotten fat!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, Bubs, you sure have gotten fat!
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'''BUBS:''' No, I haven't. I'm just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under my shirt!
'''BUBS:''' No, I haven't. I'm just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under my shirt!


<span id="bubs-bubs-angel"></span>
=== Bubs → Bubs → Angel ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Bubs → Bubs → Angel</span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Cheer up, Bubs, at least you're not on fire!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Cheer up, Bubs, at least you're not on fire!
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'''BUBS:''' ''{monotone}'' Thanks, muscular Strong Bad. I feel much better.
'''BUBS:''' ''{monotone}'' Thanks, muscular Strong Bad. I feel much better.


<span id="bubs-lappy-before-compliment"></span>
=== Bubs → Lappy (before compliment) ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Bubs → Lappy (before compliment)</span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs, have you seen my Lappy around here?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs, have you seen my Lappy around here?
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'''BUBS:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. Apparently I'm too sad to look around for it. Maybe if I were in a better mood.
'''BUBS:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. Apparently I'm too sad to look around for it. Maybe if I were in a better mood.


<span id="bubs-lappy-after-compliment"></span>
=== Bubs → Lappy (after compliment) ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Bubs → Lappy (after compliment)</span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Did my dumpy little brother bring my laptop computer to you?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Did my dumpy little brother bring my laptop computer to you?
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'''BUBS:''' Hey, where's my money? I'm getting paid for this, right?
'''BUBS:''' Hey, where's my money? I'm getting paid for this, right?


<span id="fun-facts"></span>
== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==


* The normal light switch cannot be interacted with.
* The normal light switch cannot be interacted with.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That goes downstairs. We won't be going down there in this tutorial.
'''STRONG BAD:''' That goes downstairs. We won't be going down there in this tutorial.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Stay focused, man!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Stay focused, man!


* The tutorial in [[Strong Badia the Free]], which has a different map interface, skips the section explaining the map. Strong Bad simply goes to Bubs' immediately after saying the line &quot;I need to get to Bubs'!&quot;
* The tutorial in [[Strong Badia the Free]], which has a different map interface, skips the section explaining the map. Strong Bad simply goes to Bubs' immediately after saying the line "I need to get to Bubs'!"
* During the tutorial in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Strong Bad wears his Dangeresque glasses throughout, and the mouse-over text for him reads &quot;Dangeresque&quot;. The disk box and rave switch are not selectable, and the map explanation uses that game's version of the map design and location placement animation (but still uses the original version of the Bubs' stand icon).
* During the tutorial in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Strong Bad wears his Dangeresque glasses throughout, and the mouse-over text for him reads "Dangeresque". The disk box and rave switch are not selectable, and the map explanation uses that game's version of the map design and location placement animation (but still uses the original version of the Bubs' stand icon).
* The poster on Strong Sad's wall is a [[sloshy]] poster in episodes 1, 2, and 5, and a [[West Is Lip]] poster in episodes 3 and 4.
* The poster on Strong Sad's wall is a [[sloshy]] poster in episodes 1, 2, and 5, and a [[West Is Lip]] poster in episodes 3 and 4.


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! colspan="2" style="background-color:#564C99;text-align:center;" | ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''
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| colspan="2" style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | Produced by [[Telltale Games]] and [[Videlectrix]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Promotional Media'''
[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Strong Bad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography|Strong Sad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Bubs Filmography|Bubs Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Video Game Responses|Video Game Responses]]</span>
| [[Strong Bad Gameways]], [[SBCG4AP Advertisement|Advertisement]], [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[SBCG4AP Tech Demo|Tech Demo]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog|Dev Blog]], [[Workin' on the Game]],<br />[[Behind The Bad]] ([[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire|1]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|2]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw|3]]), [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition]], [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD|Collector's DVD]],
 
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''All Episodes'''
| '''Tutorial''', [[SBCG4AP Intros|WiiWare Intros]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 1:<br />[[Homestar Ruiner]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Snake Boxer 5]], [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]<br />
'''''[[Homestar Ruiner Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (K.o.T. Castle)|K.o.T. Castle]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)|The Field]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Homestar at the Track]], [[Around the Field]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Handle My Style]], [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Fluffy Puff Jela-ton]], [[Showdown]]<br />
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 2:<br />[[Strong Badia the Free]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Math Kickers]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Maps and Minions]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Countries]], [[Homsartifacts]]<br />
'''''[[Strong Badia the Free Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)|Bleak House]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)|Homsar Reservation]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)|Pompomerania]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)|Country]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)|Marzistar]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|The Castle]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Justice Combo Meal]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 3:<br />[[Baddest of the Bands]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|Bands]]<br />
'''''[[Baddest of the Bands Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)|Club Technochocolate]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)|Battle of the Bands stages]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]], [[Baddest of the Bands Promo|Promo]], [[Baddestofthebands.com|baddestofthebands.com]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Food-Related Love]], [[Cool Tapes songs]], [[Songs from Baddest of the Bands|Other songs]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 4:<br />[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3:<br />The Criminal Projective]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe]]<br />
'''''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)|Smoky Office]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)|Brainblow City]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)|Strongborneo]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)|Secret Lab]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)|Catacombs]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)|Old Club]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)|Cutesy's House]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)|World Locations]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)|The Sun]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips|Gameplay Clips]], [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site|Mini-Site]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 5:<br />[[8-Bit is Enough]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]], [[Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Character Variations|Character Variations]], [[Spirits of '76]], [[Halfathlon]]<br />
'''''[[8-Bit is Enough Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)|Crates]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)|Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)|Halfathlon]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)|Gel-Arshie's Backstage]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)|Stinkoman 20X6]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)|Peasantry]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]]
|}


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[[Category:SBCG4AP Interviews]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]
[[Category:Video Game Responses]]


Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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"You may remember me as pretty much the coolest guy or sandwich ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend."

Strong Bad is required by law to teach people how to play Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Cast: (in order of appearance) Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Bubs

Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room, Bubs' Concession Stand

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Transcript (Computer Room)

Tutorial Opening

{Fade in to show Strong Bad walking to his computer room}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Time to check the email. The email! The email! The email!

{Strong Bad walks into the computer room. The Lappy appears to be missing, with a fingerprint where it usually sits.}

STRONG BAD: {ominous music} Oh no! The Lappy is missing!

{Strong Bad turns to the player}

STRONG BAD: {to the player} Hi folks. My name is Strong Bad. {Walks over to Le Restige and sits on it} You may remember me as Pretty Much the Coolest Guy or Sandwich Ever '98, or the fellow what stole your girlfriend. Welcome to the required-by-video-game-law tutorial portion of my awesome video game. {ominous music} It seems as though someone has stolen my state of the art laptop computer, and you, yes you, need to help me find out who. {Jumps off chair} Okay, let's take a look around my computer room.

I'll check them out as you do.

Computer disks

STRONG BAD: Yeah, those are my old computer games. They don't even work on the Lappy, but I keep them around so that people know how cool I am for keeping them around.

STRONG BAD: {tapping his foot impatiently} Seriously, those are not important right now.

Missing Lappy

STRONG BAD: Oh man, could that be a clue in the area where my laptop computer used to be? I wish I could somehow see it bigger.

STRONG BAD: Hmm. How can I see that purple smudge bigger?

Magnifying glass

STRONG BAD: I totally stole this from my nerdy little brother Strong Sad. Man, that guy is such a whiny baby. He's probably crying over losing it right now. {to player} Okay, this is an item that I am going to keep. That means that it's going into my "inventory", or "collection of surprisingly useful useless crap".

  • {if played on PC} To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the inventory icon in the Upper Left of the screen.
  • {if played on Wii} To see the stuff in my inventory, just point at the inventory icon in the Upper Left of the screen and press the A button.
  • {if played on PS3} To see the stuff in my inventory, just press the Square button on your controller.
  • {if played on PC or Wii} It's the one that's blinking. But don't think about using it until I'm done talking. What, were you raised in a click-on-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn? Anyway, when the inventory is open, select the magnifying glass icon. Your cursor, formerly a dot, will become the magnifying glass.
    • {if played on PC} Then just point and click on things you want to use the magnifying glass on.
    • (if played on Wii} Then just point at things you want to use the magnifying glass on and press the A button.
  • {if played on PS3} But don't think about using it until I'm done talking. What, were you raised in a do-stuff-while-cool-people-are-still-talking barn? Then just cycle through things you want to use the magnifying glass on by pressing the L1 and R1 buttons and then press the X button.

It's, like, super easy, man.

Magnifying glass → Missing Lappy

STRONG BAD: Ah ha! I'd recognize that pudgy, grape jelly stained fingerprint anywhere! It belongs to — {ominous music} Dun dun dunnnnnn! My little brother Strong Sad! Let's go across the hall into his room and unethically interrogate him.

Plug

STRONG BAD: I can't unplug the Lappy. It takes five to seven business days to fully charge the battery. Lappy don't charge on weekends.

Rave Switch

STRONG BAD: {first time only} Check this out! {Does a light switch rave} Ah, I sometimes get tired of that.

STRONG BAD: {Does a light switch rave} Yeah, I'm definitely tired of that.

Sign

STRONG BAD: I put up that sign, but the stupid walls are still loafing all the time.

Stooly

STRONG BAD: Ah, my trusty steed. Stooly, I'd ride you into email battle any day.

Transcript (Strong Sad's Room)

When entering the room

{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad entering Strong Sad's Room. Zoom out to show Strong Sad standing next to him wearing a Sherlock Holmes Detective Hat.}

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, get outta here! I'm trying to get ready for the 19th century Scotland Yard LARP festival, and I can't find my authentic Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass!

STRONG BAD: That whiney sack of gray dump over there is Strong Sad.

  • {if played on PC} Clicking on him means you want me to talk to him.
  • {if played on Wii} If you want me to talk to him, point at him with the Wii Remote and press the A button.
  • {if played on PS3} If you want me to talk to him, use your trusty L1 and R1 buttons to select him, then, you guessed it ... press that X button!

You'll see a bunch of stuff appear over my head. They represent topics I can talk about. Let's try talking to him about his own miserable self first.

Strong Sad

STRONG BAD: Hey little brother...

STRONG SAD: Yes?

STRONG BAD: {first time only}

  • {if played on PC} Click on the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head.
  • {if played on Wii} Point at the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head and press the A button.
  • {if played on PS3} Select the picture of Strong Sad's ugly face in the bubble above my head, and press X.

Strong Sad → Strong Sad

STRONG BAD: {first time only} {to the audience} Sometimes when talking to people, I can choose between saying something nice, and saying something that I would say. Choose the angel me to say something nice, or the devil me to be more of a jerk.

Strong Sad → Strong Sad → Angel

STRONG BAD: Nice hat. It distracts people from your grotesquely bulbous midsection.

STRONG SAD: It's a tweed deerstalker hat!

STRONG BAD: I am sure that it is.

STRONG BAD: {to the audience} Ok, enough chit chat, let's shake him down about my stolen laptop!

Strong Sad → Strong Sad → Devil

STRONG BAD: You are ugly and you smell like old feet!

STRONG SAD: I don't even know what old feet smell like.

STRONG BAD: Corn chips and medicated creams.

STRONG SAD: Oh, you're right. I do.

STRONG BAD: {to the audience} Ok, enough chit chat, let's shake him down about my stolen laptop!

Strong Sad → Laptop

STRONG BAD: Where is my Lappy, you two-bit thief?

STRONG SAD: What? No, I told you I don't want to be part of your stupid tutorial!

STRONG BAD: If you want your magnifying glass back you will!

STRONG SAD: Fine. Give it back and I'll say my line.

STRONG BAD: {to the audience} To give my brother back his magnifying glass, just get it from your inventory and use it on him. Just like you did with the fingerprint in my computer room.

Magnifying glass → Strong Sad

Before asking about the laptop

STRONG BAD: No! Don't give it to him yet. We've got to interrogate him first!

After asking about the laptop

STRONG BAD: Here's your nerd glass. Now, where's my Lappy?!

STRONG SAD: Thank you! {monotonously} I pawned your Lappy to Bubs so I could afford — do I have to say it? — {dejected} foot replacement surgery.

STRONG BAD: Well, you sure need it, pal, but that's no reason to steal someone else's expensive high tech electronic styles! I need to get to Bubs'!

Continue if playing any episode other than Strong Badia The Free

STRONG BAD: This is my map. It's what I use to get from point A to place B. 

{if played on PC} You can access this map at any time by clicking the Map icon in the top left part of the screen.
{if played on Wii} To access this map at any time during the game, point at the Map icon in the top left part of the screen with your Wii Remote and mash the A button.
{if played on PS3} You can access this map at any time by pressing the Triangle button. Actually, it's a round button, but it has a picture of a triangle on it. You get the idea.

STRONG BAD: Yes, okay... my map is looking a little... undernourished. I need to throw Bubs' Concession stand up here somewheres. As I discover wondrous new places, I will add them to my map.

STRONG BAD:

  • {if played on PC} Simply point to a location and click it to travel there.
  • {if played on Wii} To travel to another location, point at it with the Wii Remote and mash A.
  • {if played on PS3} Simply select a location and press the ol' X button to travel there.

Give it a try!

Strong Sad → Cancel

STRONG BAD: Never mind.

Transcript (Bubs' Concession Stand)

When entering the scene

{Cut to Strong Bad walking to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is there, as usual.}

STRONG BAD: Hey Bubs! I heard my stupid brother was down here—

BUBS: Hi Strong Bad! Here is your laptop computer—

STRONG BAD: Bubs, what are you doing? That part comes at the end of the tutorial. You're supposed to be sad in this part.

BUBS: I am? Oh yeah, right.

STRONG BAD: Why do I even bother with rehearsals?

BUBS: {flatly} Hi Strong Bad. I'm feeling so sad today that I think I am just gonna close up and go home.

STRONG BAD: {unemotionally} No, Bubs, wait! I need the Lappy! {to audience; normally} If I want this guy to cooperate, I'd better change his mood! There are usually a variety of ways to change people's moods. You'll figure this out as you go. Generally I find kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desired response. In this case, go ahead and give ol' blue head a compliment to cheer him up.

Bubs → Bubs → Devil

STRONG BAD: Wow, Bubs, you sure have gotten fat!

BUBS: No, I haven't. I'm just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under my shirt!

Bubs → Bubs → Angel

STRONG BAD: Cheer up, Bubs, at least you're not on fire!

BUBS: {cross} That's the best compliment you could come up with?

STRONG BAD: Just stick to the script!

BUBS: {monotone} Thanks, muscular Strong Bad. I feel much better.

Bubs → Lappy (before compliment)

STRONG BAD: Hey, Bubs, have you seen my Lappy around here?

BUBS: I don't know, Strong Bad. Apparently I'm too sad to look around for it. Maybe if I were in a better mood.

Bubs → Lappy (after compliment)

STRONG BAD: Did my dumpy little brother bring my laptop computer to you?

BUBS: He sure did. He tried to pawn it to get money for some kind of foot replacement surgery, but I know how much pirated software you've got on there, so I kept it for you. {Holds out the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: Lucky you did, or both you and Strong Sad would be in for a world of hurtings from me! The awesome one! The Strong Bad! {facetiously} All right! I got my Lappy back! {takes the Lappy; to audience} So there you go, folks, {starts walking away as the camera follows him} that should be everything you need to know to play this best game ever. Now get out there and have some fun at the expense of others. And don't make me look bad! {Stops walking} Er, good— Don't make me look good. {Walks offscreen} I got a bad reputation to uphold.

{The camera pans back over to Bubs}

BUBS: Hey, where's my money? I'm getting paid for this, right?

Fun Facts

  • The normal light switch cannot be interacted with.
  • Attempting to leave the Computer Room before inspecting the missing laptop with the magnifying glass results in:

STRONG BAD: I'm not leaving here until I get a clue about who stole the Lappy.

  • Attempting to go downstairs will result in one of two responses:

STRONG BAD: That goes downstairs. We won't be going down there in this tutorial.

STRONG BAD: Hey! Stay focused, man!

  • The tutorial in Strong Badia the Free, which has a different map interface, skips the section explaining the map. Strong Bad simply goes to Bubs' immediately after saying the line "I need to get to Bubs'!"
  • During the tutorial in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, Strong Bad wears his Dangeresque glasses throughout, and the mouse-over text for him reads "Dangeresque". The disk box and rave switch are not selectable, and the map explanation uses that game's version of the map design and location placement animation (but still uses the original version of the Bubs' stand icon).
  • The poster on Strong Sad's wall is a sloshy poster in episodes 1, 2, and 5, and a West Is Lip poster in episodes 3 and 4.


Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game,
Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD,
All Episodes Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1:
Homestar Ruiner

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad
Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field
Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown

Episode 2:
Strong Badia the Free

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions
Various: Countries, Homsartifacts
Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer
Songs: Justice Combo Meal

Episode 3:
Baddest of the Bands

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Various: Bands
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com
Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs

Episode 4:
Dangeresque 3:
The Criminal Projective

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe
Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun
Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site
Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite

Episode 5:
8-Bit is Enough

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry
Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw

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