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! Appearances
! Appearances
|- id="Acupuncture_and_Pizza"
|- id="Acupuncture_and_Pizza"
| [[File:Acupuncturepizza.png|[[File:Acupuncturepizza.png|150px|thumb|Open late, free delivery]]]]
| [[File:Acupuncture and pizza.PNG|[[File:Acupuncture_and_pizza.PNG|150px|thumb|Open late, free delivery]]]]
| '''Acupuncture and Pizza''' is a [[Pizza|pizza]] place that offers [[acupuncture]] services, perhaps by using the needles as pizza toppings. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery.
| '''Acupuncture and Pizza''' is a [[Pizza|pizza]] place that apparently serves sharp needles with its pizza. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery.
| [[your funeral]]
| [[your funeral]]
|- id="Discount_Flashback_Warehouse"
| [[File:Discount Ware.PNG|[[File:Discount_Ware.PNG|150px|thumb|&quot;How can I make these prices any lower?&quot;]]]]
| '''Discount Flashback Warehouse''', apparently run by [[Strong Bad]], deals in flashbacks at low prices.
''See main article: [[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]''
| [[flashback]], [[Store]]
|- id="Diskettes_ETC."
|- id="Diskettes_ETC."
| [[File:folk art stitch.png|[[File:folk_art_stitch.png|150px|thumb|Diskettes ETC.]]]]
| [[File:folk art stitch.png|[[File:folk_art_stitch.png|150px|thumb|Diskettes ETC.]]]]
| '''Diskettes Etc.''' is a company that sells computer hardware like floppy diskettes. [[Homestar Runner]] wears an orange polo with their logo.
| '''Diskettes ETC.''' is a quite unknown company, although it is known that they are a software company that gives away orange polo shirts. [[Homestar Runner]] received one.
| [[other days]]
| [[other days]]
|- id="Faceless_Megacorp"
|- id="Faceless_Megacorp"
| [[File:FacelessMegacorp.png|[[File:FacelessMegacorp.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Look at those hills.&quot;]]]]
| [[File:FacelessMegacorp.png|[[File:FacelessMegacorp.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Look at those hills.&quot;]]]]
| '''Faceless Megacorp''' is a [[Megacorporation|very large company]] which sponsors [[Characters from Yonder Website]]. It has a couple of hills on the logo.
| '''Faceless Megacorp''' is a very large unknown company which sponsors [[Characters from Yonder Website]]. It has a couple of hills on the logo.
| [[Characters from Yonder Website]]
| [[Characters from Yonder Website]]
|- id="Hot_Jones_Investment"
|- id="Hot_Jones_Investment"
| [[File:HotJonesInvestment.png|[[File:HotJonesInvestment.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Primary and secondary investments simply won&#39;t be enough.&quot;]]]]
| [[File:HotJonesInvestment.png|[[File:HotJonesInvestment.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Primary and secondary investments simply won&#39;t be enough.&quot;]]]]
| '''Hot Jones Investments''' is a company whose polo shirts Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are seen wearing &quot;[[Larger or Smaller Number|8 or 7]] years&quot; after the events of [[too cool]].<br />
| '''Hot Jones Investment''' is seemingly the company Homestar Runner is seen working at &quot;[[Larger or Smaller Number|8 or 7]] years&quot; after the events of [[too cool]]. He wears a polo shirt with the company's name on it. Any relation to the [[Hot Jones]] beverage company is unknown.
The company has no known relation to the [[Hot Jones]] beverage.
| [[too cool]]
| [[too cool]]
|- id="joshCO.21"
|- id="joshCO.21"
| [[File:TheStabYourself!.png|[[File:TheStabYourself!.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Makers of funny products and funnier slogans!&quot;]]]]
| [[File:TheStabYourself!.png|[[File:TheStabYourself!.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Makers of funny products and funnier slogans!&quot;]]]]
| '''joshCO!''' is the company that created the game &quot;The Stab Yourself!&quot;. The company's name is a play on the email [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|closing]] &quot;Josh [[Colorado|CO]]&quot;, and is referred to by Strong Bad with the slogan &quot;makers of funny products and funnier slogans&quot;.
| '''joshCO!''' is the company that created the game &quot;The Stab Yourself!&quot;. The company's name is a play on the email closing &quot;Josh [[Colorado|CO]]&quot;, and is referred to by Strong Bad with the slogan &quot;makers of funny products and funnier slogans&quot;.
| [[nightlife]]
| [[nightlife]]
|- id="Kickcheater"
|- id="Kickcheater"
| [[File:TwitterKickCheater.png|[[File:TwitterKickCheater.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Pledge it out!&quot;]]]]
| [[File:TwitterKickCheater.png|[[File:TwitterKickCheater.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Pledge it out!&quot;]]]]
| ''See main article: [[Kickcheater]]''
| '''Kickcheater''' is a company that is likely similar to [[Kickstarter]]. It is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of Kickstarter and [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]]. The name and logo are often used in conjunction with [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]].
| [[sbemail 206]], [[@StrongBadActual]], [[PAX East - 8 Apr 2018]], [[The Deleteheads Download]], [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]
| [[sbemail 206]], [[@StrongBadActual]], [[PAX East - 8 Apr 2018]], [[The Deleteheads Download]], [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]
|- id="KungFuDragon"
|- id="Kertified_Klown_Kare"
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| [[File:Klown kare.PNG|[[File:Klown_kare.PNG|150px|thumb|&quot;We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man.&quot;]]]]
 
| '''Kertified Klown Kare''' is a medical service devoted exclusively to treating clown-related injuries.
[[[Special:Upload]] [[File:Nophoto.PNG|150px|thumb]]]
''See main article: [[Kertified Klown Kare]]''
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| [[long pants]]
 
[[[Special:Upload]] Click here to upload an image]
 
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| '''Kung-Fu Dragon''' is a Chinese takeout restaurant mentioned in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1]]. [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has a container of takeout food from the restaurant in his [[Smoky Office|office]].
| [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]
|- id="Lump_of_Dump_Pictures"
|- id="Lump_of_Dump_Pictures"
| [[File:WhinedAndDined.PNG|[[File:WhinedAndDined.PNG|150px|thumb|&quot;May the best man whine.&quot;]]]]
| [[File:WhinedAndDined.PNG|[[File:WhinedAndDined.PNG|150px|thumb|&quot;May the best man whine.&quot;]]]]
| '''Lump of Dump Pictures''' is the company producing the Strong Sad film ''Whined &amp; Dined''.
| '''Lump of Dump Pictures''' is the company that is producing the movie Whined &amp; Dined. However, it is unknown if the movie will come out or not.
| [[narrator]]
| [[narrator]]
|- id="Manolios_Ugly_One.27s_Lectro-pawn"
|- id="Manolios_Ugly_One.27s_Lectro-pawn"
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| '''[[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-pawn''' is a pawn shop owned by [[The Ugly One]]'s father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken [[VCR]] and a smashed [[VHS]] tape in the &quot;commercial&quot; for Lectro-pawn and tried to sell a half-stereo to [[D n' D Greg]] for &quot;two seventy-five&quot;. His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: &quot;or something like that.&quot;
| '''[[Manolios Ugly One]]'s Lectro-pawn''' is a pawn shop owned by [[The Ugly One]]'s father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken [[VCR]] and a smashed [[VHS]] tape in the &quot;commercial&quot; for Lectro-pawn and tried to sell a half-stereo to [[D n' D Greg]] for &quot;two seventy-five&quot;. His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: &quot;or something like that.&quot;
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|- id="Metalmation"
| [[File:metalmation logo.png|[[File:metalmation_logo.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Classy&quot; logo, &quot;classy&quot; shows]]]]
| '''Metalmation''' is the company responsible for the first (and only) episode of [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]].
''See main article: [[Metalmation]]''
| [[best thing]]
|- id="Micro_Palace"
|- id="Micro_Palace"
| [[File:MicroPalace.PNG|[[File:MicroPalace.PNG|150px|thumb|Micro Palace]]]]
| [[File:MicroPalace.PNG|[[File:MicroPalace.PNG|150px|thumb|Micro Palace]]]]
| '''Micro Palace''' is a computer-related company, likely a parody of computer retail store [[Micro Center]]. Strong Bad wears a blue polo shirt with their logo on Biz Cas Fri.
| '''Micro Palace''' is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad received one.
| [[other days]]
| [[other days]]
|- id="Ol.27_Fatty.27s"
|- id="Ol.27_Fatty.27s"
| [[File:ol fattys.PNG|[[File:ol_fattys.PNG|150px|thumb|Ol&#39; Fatty&#39;s &#39;Lectric Boots]]]]
| [[File:ol fattys.PNG|[[File:ol_fattys.PNG|150px|thumb|Ol&#39; Fatty&#39;s &#39;Lectric Boots]]]]
| '''Ol' Fatty's''' is the company that manufactures the &quot;whisper quiet&quot; [['Lectric Boots]] mail-ordered by Strong Bad.
| '''Ol' Fatty's''' is the company that manufactures the &quot;whisper quiet&quot; [['Lectric Boots]]. Strong Bad mail-ordered a pair.
| [[extra plug]]
| [[extra plug]]
|- id="Portly_Washboy"
| [[File:Portly Washboy.gif|[[File:Portly_Washboy.gif|150px|thumb|Don&#39;t eat it like the cartoon man]]]]
| '''Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste''' is a sponsor of the [[Old-Timey]] &quot;The Fish Was Delish&quot; radio program run by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]].
''See main article: [[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]''
| [[radio]]
|- id="Strong_Bad.27s_School_of_Barbzerdry"
| [[File:barbzerdry ad2.png|[[File:barbzerdry_ad2.png|150px|thumb|Big Ol&#39; Eyebrows, here I come!]]]]
| '''Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry''' is an academy specializing in barber wizardry, or &quot;[[Portmanteaus|barbzerdry]]&quot;.
''See main article: [[Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry|Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry]]''
| [[haircut]]
|- id="Sbemailiarized_Entertainment"
| [[File:Sbemailiarized!.png|[[File:Sbemailiarized!.png|150px|thumb|We&#39;re totally not recycling an old gag!]]]]
| '''Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® [[LLC,,.]]''' is a new venture responsible for transforming cartoons and other pages into [[Strong Bad Emails]].
''See main article: [[Sbemailiarized Entertainment]]''
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|- id="Melonade_Company"
|- id="Melonade_Company"
| [[File:Melonade Logo.png|[[File:Melonade_Logo.png|150px|thumb|&quot;I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!&quot;]]]]
| [[File:Melonade Logo.png|[[File:Melonade_Logo.png|150px|thumb|&quot;I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!&quot;]]]]
| '''The Ethical Advancement of Melonade''' makes different varieties of [[Melonade]] numbering in the hundreds. [[Homestar Runner]] is their national spokesmodel.
| '''The Ethical Advancement of Melonade''' makes different varieties of [[Melonade]] numbering in the hundreds, at least according to [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Hremail 7]].
| [[Hremail 7]]
| [[Hremail 7]]
|- id="That_Floating_Horror"
|- id="That_Floating_Horror"
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|- id="Totalsoft_Electronicals"
|- id="Totalsoft_Electronicals"
| [[File:totalsoft.JPG|[[File:totalsoft.JPG|150px|thumb|This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo]]]]
| [[File:totalsoft.JPG|[[File:totalsoft.JPG|150px|thumb|This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo]]]]
| '''[[Total|Totalsoft]] Electronicals [[LLC,,.]]''' is the company behind the game ''[[Fishing Challenge '91]]''.
| '''[[Total|Totalsoft]] Electronicals LLC,,.''' is the company behind the game ''[[Fishing Challenge '91]]'' It can only be accessed from an [[Easter egg]] in [[lures & jigs]].
| [[lures & jigs]]
| [[lures & jigs]]
|- id="Very_Old_Inc."
|- id="Very_Old_Inc."
| [[File:1veryoldinc.png|[[File:1veryoldinc.png|150px|thumb|Very Old Inc.]]]]
| [[File:1veryoldinc.png|[[File:1veryoldinc.png|150px|thumb|Very Old Inc.]]]]
| '''Very Old Inc.''' is the company that makes &quot;[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]&quot;.
| '''Very Old Inc.''' is the company that made &quot;[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]&quot;.
| [[retirement]]
| [[retirement]]
|}
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== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==


* [[Characters|Companies]]
* [[Boardelectrix]]
* [[Crazy Go Nuts University]]
* [[Freshley's]]
* [[Kidelectrix]]
* [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]
* [[Styles Upon Styles]]


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Image Description Appearances
File:Acupuncture and pizza.PNG Open late, free delivery Acupuncture and Pizza is a pizza place that apparently serves sharp needles with its pizza. It is found in chapter 16 of the phone book. It is open late, and offers free delivery. your funeral
File:Discount Ware.PNG "How can I make these prices any lower?" Discount Flashback Warehouse, apparently run by Strong Bad, deals in flashbacks at low prices.

See main article: Discount Flashback Warehouse

flashback, Store
File:Folk art stitch.png Diskettes ETC. Diskettes ETC. is a quite unknown company, although it is known that they are a software company that gives away orange polo shirts. Homestar Runner received one. other days
File:FacelessMegacorp.png "Look at those hills." Faceless Megacorp is a very large unknown company which sponsors Characters from Yonder Website. It has a couple of hills on the logo. Characters from Yonder Website
File:HotJonesInvestment.png "Primary and secondary investments simply won't be enough." Hot Jones Investment is seemingly the company Homestar Runner is seen working at "8 or 7 years" after the events of too cool. He wears a polo shirt with the company's name on it. Any relation to the Hot Jones beverage company is unknown. too cool
File:TheStabYourself!.png "Makers of funny products and funnier slogans!" joshCO! is the company that created the game "The Stab Yourself!". The company's name is a play on the email closing "Josh CO", and is referred to by Strong Bad with the slogan "makers of funny products and funnier slogans". nightlife
File:TwitterKickCheater.png "Pledge it out!" Kickcheater is a company that is likely similar to Kickstarter. It is a portmanteau of Kickstarter and kicking The Cheat. The name and logo are often used in conjunction with Trogdor!! The Board Game. sbemail 206, @StrongBadActual, PAX East - 8 Apr 2018, The Deleteheads Download, Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)
File:Klown kare.PNG "We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man." Kertified Klown Kare is a medical service devoted exclusively to treating clown-related injuries.

See main article: Kertified Klown Kare

long pants
File:WhinedAndDined.PNG "May the best man whine." Lump of Dump Pictures is the company that is producing the movie Whined & Dined. However, it is unknown if the movie will come out or not. narrator
File:Manolio's.png Vera low prices guaranteed Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn is a pawn shop owned by The Ugly One's father, specializing in used and broken electronic goods. Manolios has a flair for sales, except his stock is somewhat less than functional: he showcases a broken VCR and a smashed VHS tape in the "commercial" for Lectro-pawn and tried to sell a half-stereo to D n' D Greg for "two seventy-five". His catchphrase, muttered in tiny letters after his more bold sales pitches: "or something like that." Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
File:Metalmation logo.png "Classy" logo, "classy" shows Metalmation is the company responsible for the first (and only) episode of Limozeen: "but they're in space!".

See main article: Metalmation

best thing
File:MicroPalace.PNG Micro Palace Micro Palace is a software company that gives away blue polo shirts. Strong Bad received one. other days
File:Ol fattys.PNG Ol' Fatty's 'Lectric Boots Ol' Fatty's is the company that manufactures the "whisper quiet" 'Lectric Boots. Strong Bad mail-ordered a pair. extra plug
File:Portly Washboy.gif Don't eat it like the cartoon man Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste is a sponsor of the Old-Timey "The Fish Was Delish" radio program run by Old-Timey Strong Bad.

See main article: Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste

radio
File:Barbzerdry ad2.png Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come! Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry is an academy specializing in barber wizardry, or "barbzerdry".

See main article: Strong Bad's School of Barbzerdry

haircut
File:Sbemailiarized!.png We're totally not recycling an old gag! Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® LLC,,. is a new venture responsible for transforming cartoons and other pages into Strong Bad Emails.

See main article: Sbemailiarized Entertainment

Sbemailiarized!, April Fool 09
File:Melonade Logo.png "I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!" The Ethical Advancement of Melonade makes different varieties of Melonade numbering in the hundreds, at least according to Homestar Runner in Hremail 7. Hremail 7
File:That Floating Horror.png Th-th-these jerks STOLE IT! That Floating Horror appears to be Marshie's own personal branding, separate from Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Stack 'Em to the Heavens!
File:Totalsoft.JPG This is the Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. Logo Totalsoft Electronicals LLC,,. is the company behind the game Fishing Challenge '91 It can only be accessed from an Easter egg in lures & jigs. lures & jigs
File:1veryoldinc.png Very Old Inc. Very Old Inc. is the company that made "Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets". retirement

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