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The '''Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site''' is a promotional site similar to that of promotional movie sites.
The '''Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site''' is a promotional site similar to that of promotional movie sites.


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'''Page Title:''' Strong Bad presents Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
'''Page Title:''' Strong Bad presents Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective


{| id="toc" class="wikitable toc" summary="Contents"
== Site Content ==
|-
| <div id="toctitle">


<span id="contents"></span>
=== Introductory Transcript ===
== Contents ==
 
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* [#Site_Content 1 Site Content]
** [#Introductory_Transcript 1.1 Introductory Transcript]
** [#Gameplay_Videos 1.2 Gameplay Videos]
** [#Meet_the_Cast 1.3 Meet the Cast]
*** [#Dangeresque 1.3.1 Dangeresque]
*** [#Renaldo 1.3.2 Renaldo]
*** [#Dangeresque_Too 1.3.3 Dangeresque Too]
*** [#Cutesy_Buttons 1.3.4 Cutesy Buttons]
*** [#Perducci_and_Killingyouguy 1.3.5 Perducci and Killingyouguy]
*** [#The_Informant 1.3.6 The Informant]
** [#About_Dangeresque_3 1.4 About Dangeresque 3]
** [#Watch_Dangeresque_1_and_2 1.5 Watch Dangeresque 1 and 2]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 2.1 Trivia]
** [#Glitches 2.2 Glitches]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]
 
|}
 
<span id="site-content"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Site Content</span> ==
 
<span id="introductory-transcript"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">Introductory Transcript</span> ===


''{The camera starts recording, and the lenses start to focus, revealing it to be the Basement of The Brothers Strong. The camera pans over to Homestar (as Dangeresque Too), Strong Bad (as Dangeresque), and Coach Z (as Renaldo) facing the camera's general direction, with a drawn fire on a piece of cardboard behind them. The Cheat and Marzipan are visible for a brief period of time during the pan. Homestar is holding up a sign for Dangeresque 3, slightly smiling. He walks in place and shakes the sign.}''
''{The camera starts recording, and the lenses start to focus, revealing it to be the Basement of The Brothers Strong. The camera pans over to Homestar (as Dangeresque Too), Strong Bad (as Dangeresque), and Coach Z (as Renaldo) facing the camera's general direction, with a drawn fire on a piece of cardboard behind them. The Cheat and Marzipan are visible for a brief period of time during the pan. Homestar is holding up a sign for Dangeresque 3, slightly smiling. He walks in place and shakes the sign.}''
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''{Homestar starts walking in place and Coach Z gets into a walking stance. Shortly afterward a flash occurs, revealing the three, walking in place in front of an actual fire, from what appears to be from an explosion. All the characters are silhouettes. Homestar is not holding the sign anymore, and fire can be seen through the Dangeresque glasses. While all of this occurs, a Dangeresque musical sting plays followed by a loop of the theme. The episode logo appears in the top-right, and menu items appear angled on the bottom, along with two links to the side.}''
''{Homestar starts walking in place and Coach Z gets into a walking stance. Shortly afterward a flash occurs, revealing the three, walking in place in front of an actual fire, from what appears to be from an explosion. All the characters are silhouettes. Homestar is not holding the sign anymore, and fire can be seen through the Dangeresque glasses. While all of this occurs, a Dangeresque musical sting plays followed by a loop of the theme. The episode logo appears in the top-right, and menu items appear angled on the bottom, along with two links to the side.}''


<span id="gameplay-videos"></span>
=== Gameplay Videos ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Gameplay Videos</span> ===


There are two videos thumbnailed that will bring up a video on the page if clicked, one to the [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips]], and one blank slot labeled &quot;Coming Soon&quot;.
There are two videos thumbnailed that will bring up a video on the page if clicked, one to the [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips]], and one blank slot labeled "Coming Soon".


<span id="meet-the-cast"></span>
=== Meet the Cast ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Meet the Cast</span> ===


They are separated every three characters. These are sorted from left to right appearance.
They are separated every three characters. These are sorted from left to right appearance.


<span id="mw22"></span>
==== Dangeresque ====
==== <span class="mw-headline">[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]</span> ====


<blockquote>''{A picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque in front of the [[Gremlin]]. He has his arms stretched and against the front of the car, and he is standing by his heels.}''<br />
<blockquote>
<br />
>''{A picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque in front of the [[Gremlin]]. He has his arms stretched and against the front of the car, and he is standing by his heels.}''<br /><br />
A crooked cop (and private investigator) out to<br />
>A crooked cop (and private investigator) out to<br />
kick butt and take names. Played by Strong Bad,<br />
>kick butt and take names. Played by Strong Bad,<br />
he's an action hero to put the rest to shame.</blockquote>
>he's an action hero to put the rest to shame.
<span id="mw24"></span>
</blockquote>
==== <span class="mw-headline">[[Renaldo]]</span> ====


<blockquote>''{A picture of Coach Z as Renaldo is shown talking to Strong Bad (Dangeresque), who is visible in the bottom-right corner. He has his hands on his hips and is right by the window.}''<br />
==== Renaldo ====
<br />
Dangeresque's partner, played by Coach Z. With<br />
just two weeks until retirement, can he stay alive<br />
long enough to ride off into the sunset?</blockquote>
<span id="mw25"></span>
==== <span class="mw-headline">[[Dangeresque Too]]</span> ====


<blockquote>''{A picture of Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too is shown in the field, zoomed in on his head. Homestar himself is in the center-left of the shot.}''<br />
<blockquote>
<br />
>''{A picture of Coach Z as Renaldo is shown talking to Strong Bad (Dangeresque), who is visible in the bottom-right corner. He has his hands on his hips and is right by the window.}''<br /><br />
Dangeresque's sometime other partner, played by<br />
>Dangeresque's partner, played by Coach Z. With<br />
Homestar Runner. Can he be trusted?<br />
>just two weeks until retirement, can he stay alive<br />
>long enough to ride off into the sunset?
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
<span id="mw26"></span>
==== <span class="mw-headline">[[Cutesy Buttons]]</span> ====


<blockquote>''{A picture of Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons is shown holding a conical flask}''<br />
==== Dangeresque Too ====
<br />
The quintessential damsel in distress (much to<br />
Marzipan's chagrin). Will she and Dangeresque<br />
ride off into the sunset, or does he have his eye<br />
on someone else...?</blockquote>
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==== <span class="mw-headline">[[Perducci]] and [[Killingyouguy]]</span> ====


<blockquote>''{A picture of both of them, Strong Mad as Killingyouguy, and The King of Town as Perducci, from left to right, is shown. Perducci appears that he's about to start dealing cards.}''<br />
<blockquote>
<br />
>''{A picture of Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too is shown in the field, zoomed in on his head. Homestar himself is in the center-left of the shot.}''<br /><br />
A criminal mastermind who has crossed Dangeresque<br />
>Dangeresque's sometime other partner, played by<br />
before and his dimwitted bodyguard, played by the<br />
>Homestar Runner. Can he be trusted?<br />
King of Town and Strong Mad. The conniving<br />
</blockquote>
Perducci throws a wrench in Dangeresque's plans,<br />
 
backed up by 900 pounds of pure evil henchman.</blockquote>
==== Cutesy Buttons ====
<span id="mw29"></span>
 
==== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Informant]]</span> ====
<blockquote>
>''{A picture of Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons is shown holding a conical flask}''<br /><br />
>The quintessential damsel in distress (much to<br />
>Marzipan's chagrin). Will she and Dangeresque<br />
>ride off into the sunset, or does he have his eye<br />
>on someone else...?
</blockquote>
 
==== Perducci and Killingyouguy ====
 
<blockquote>
>''{A picture of both of them, Strong Mad as Killingyouguy, and The King of Town as Perducci, from left to right, is shown. Perducci appears that he's about to start dealing cards.}''<br /><br />
>A criminal mastermind who has crossed Dangeresque<br />
>before and his dimwitted bodyguard, played by the<br />
>King of Town and Strong Mad. The conniving<br />
>Perducci throws a wrench in Dangeresque's plans,<br />
>backed up by 900 pounds of pure evil henchman.
</blockquote>
 
==== The Informant ====
 
<blockquote>
>''{A general picture of Strong Sad as The Informant is shown. The sun is setting in the background.}''<br /><br />
>A mysterious do-gooder with an unrecognizable<br />
>accent. Played by Strong Sad, the Informant aids<br />
>Dangeresque in his worldwide trek.
</blockquote>


<blockquote>''{A general picture of Strong Sad as The Informant is shown. The sun is setting in the background.}''<br />
=== About Dangeresque 3 ===
<br />
A mysterious do-gooder with an unrecognizable<br />
accent. Played by Strong Sad, the Informant aids<br />
Dangeresque in his worldwide trek.</blockquote>
<span id="about-dangeresque-3"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">About Dangeresque 3</span> ===


''{The transparent version of the infamous picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque with the [[Nunchuck Gun]] is shown to the right. The proceeding text is to the left}''
''{The transparent version of the infamous picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque with the [[Nunchuck Gun]] is shown to the right. The proceeding text is to the left}''


<blockquote>'''About Dangeresque 3'''<br />
<blockquote>
After five years of procrastination, building sets out of old<br />
>'''About Dangeresque 3'''<br />
fridge boxes, and &quot;creative differences,&quot; Strong Bad had finally<br />
>After five years of procrastination, building sets out of old<br />
completed the filming of his magnum opus, Dangeresque 3: The<br />
>fridge boxes, and "creative differences," Strong Bad had finally<br />
Criminal Projective.<br />
>completed the filming of his magnum opus, Dangeresque 3: The<br />
<br />
>Criminal Projective.
Join Strong Bad and his friends for the movie event of the year.<br />
><br /><br />
This time, you don't just get to watch it—you get to play it!<br />
>Join Strong Bad and his friends for the movie event of the year.<br />
<br />
>This time, you don't just get to watch it—you get to play it!
You play Dangeresque, a dirty cop in pursuit of glory, justice<br />
><br /><br />
(sort of) and big sacks of cash. When a simple job to recover a<br />
>You play Dangeresque, a dirty cop in pursuit of glory, justice<br />
long-lost formula goes wrong, Dangeresque must save the world<br />
>(sort of) and big sacks of cash. When a simple job to recover a<br />
from the diabolical plans of an unhinged madman. Can he stay<br />
>long-lost formula goes wrong, Dangeresque must save the world<br />
alive long enough to complete his action-packed epic? Looks<br />
>from the diabolical plans of an unhinged madman. Can he stay<br />
like he's gonna have to jump...</blockquote>
>alive long enough to complete his action-packed epic? Looks<br />
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>like he's gonna have to jump...
=== <span class="mw-headline">Watch Dangeresque 1 and 2</span> ===
</blockquote>
 
=== Watch Dangeresque 1 and 2 ===


Two thumbnailed images are shown, which will both pop up [[dangeresque 3]] and [[stunt double]] (respectively) on the same page.
Two thumbnailed images are shown, which will both pop up [[dangeresque 3]] and [[stunt double]] (respectively) on the same page.


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== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==


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=== Trivia ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===


* The disclaimer at the bottom of the page reads:
* The disclaimer at the bottom of the page reads:


<blockquote>TM and © 2008 Telltale, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Homestar Runner world and characters created by Mike Chapman and Matt Chapman<br />
<blockquote>
Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious.<br />
>TM and © 2008 Telltale, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Homestar Runner world and characters created by Mike Chapman and Matt Chapman<br />
For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump.</blockquote>
>Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious.<br />
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>For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump.
=== <span class="mw-headline">Glitches</span> ===
</blockquote>
 
=== Glitches ===


* The back buttons and download button [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]] on the emails don't work because they are embedded into the Flash file.
* The back buttons and download button [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]] on the emails don't work because they are embedded into the Flash file.


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== External Links ==
== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==


* [http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo Visit a near-complete version of the site from December 18, 2008 on archive.org]
* [http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo Visit a near-complete version of the site from December 18, 2008 on archive.org]
* [http://www.telltalegames.com/images/franchise/strongbad/dangeresque3promo/dangeresque5.swf See the Flash File for the site]
* [http://www.telltalegames.com/images/franchise/strongbad/dangeresque3promo/dangeresque5.swf See the Flash File for the site]


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! colspan="2" style="background-color:#564C99;text-align:center;" | ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''
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| colspan="2" style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | Produced by [[Telltale Games]] and [[Videlectrix]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Promotional Media'''
| [[Strong Bad Gameways]], [[SBCG4AP Advertisement|Advertisement]], [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[SBCG4AP Tech Demo|Tech Demo]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog|Dev Blog]], [[Workin' on the Game]],<br />[[Behind The Bad]] ([[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire|1]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|2]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw|3]]), [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition]], [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD|Collector's DVD]],
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''All Episodes'''
| [[SBCG4AP Tutorial|Tutorial]], [[SBCG4AP Intros|WiiWare Intros]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 1:<br />[[Homestar Ruiner]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Snake Boxer 5]], [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]<br />
'''''[[Homestar Ruiner Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (K.o.T. Castle)|K.o.T. Castle]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)|The Field]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Homestar at the Track]], [[Around the Field]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Handle My Style]], [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Fluffy Puff Jela-ton]], [[Showdown]]<br />
|-
| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 2:<br />[[Strong Badia the Free]]'''
|
'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Math Kickers]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Maps and Minions]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Countries]], [[Homsartifacts]]<br />
'''''[[Strong Badia the Free Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)|Bleak House]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)|Homsar Reservation]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)|Pompomerania]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)|Country]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)|Marzistar]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|The Castle]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Justice Combo Meal]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 3:<br />[[Baddest of the Bands]]'''
|
'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|Bands]]<br />
'''''[[Baddest of the Bands Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)|Club Technochocolate]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)|Battle of the Bands stages]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]], [[Baddest of the Bands Promo|Promo]], [[Baddestofthebands.com|baddestofthebands.com]]<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Food-Related Love]], [[Cool Tapes songs]], [[Songs from Baddest of the Bands|Other songs]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 4:<br />[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3:<br />The Criminal Projective]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe]]<br />
'''''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)|Smoky Office]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)|Brainblow City]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)|Strongborneo]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)|Secret Lab]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)|Catacombs]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)|Old Club]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)|Cutesy's House]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)|World Locations]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)|The Sun]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips|Gameplay Clips]], '''Mini-Site'''<br />
'''''Songs:''''' [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 5:<br />[[8-Bit is Enough]]'''
|
'''''Gameplay:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]], [[Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon]]<br />
'''''Various:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Character Variations|Character Variations]], [[Spirits of '76]], [[Halfathlon]]<br />
'''''[[8-Bit is Enough Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)|Crates]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)|Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)|Halfathlon]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)|Gel-Arshie's Backstage]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)|Stinkoman 20X6]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)|Peasantry]]<br />
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]]
|}


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! colspan="3" style="text-align:center;background:#5c7760;" | [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]
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| style="background-color:#9eb4a2;text-align:center;width:8em" | '''Movies'''
 
| colspan="2" | '''''Major:''''' [[dangeresque 3|'''Dangeresque 1:''' Dangeresque, too?]]<br />
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'''''Major:''''' [[stunt double|'''Dangeresque 2:''' This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1]]<br />
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'''''Major:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|'''Dangeresque 3:''' The Criminal Projective]] ('''Mini-Site''', [[Dangeresque: THREE in 3D|THREE in 3D]])<br />
 
'''''Minor:''''' [[rock opera|Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!]], [[sbemail 206|Dangeresque 4÷2=6]]<br />
<div id="mw-normal-catlinks">
'''''Puppet Squad:''''' [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad|The Curly Fried Caper]], [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack|The Hot Jones Hijack]]
 
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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Stubs|Stubs]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Dangeresque|Dangeresque]]</span>
| style="background-color:#9eb4a2;text-align:center;" | '''Characters'''
 
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'''''Strong Bad:''''' [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]<br />
'''''Homestar Runner:''''' [[Dangeresque Too]],<br />  [[Uzi Bazooka]], [[Stingy Relenque]]<br />
'''''Coach Z:''''' [[Renaldo]]<br />
'''''Marzipan:'''''<br />
  [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]<br />
'''''Pom Pom:''''' [[Professor Experimento]]<br />
'''''The King of Town:''''' [[Perducci]]<br />
'''''Strong Mad (Himself):''''' [[Killingyouguy]]
|
'''''Bubs:''''' [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]<br />
'''''The Poopsmith:''''' [[Kidnapping Victim]]<br />
'''''Senor Cardgage:''''' [[Dadgeresque]]<br />
'''''Strong Sad (El Dumpo):''''' <br />
  [[Hot Tub]], [[The Informants]],<br />
  [[The Monster]], [[The Stunt Double]]<br />
'''''The Cheat:''''' [[Istanbul]], [[Szechuan Steve]],<br />
  [[Craig]], [[Waitre D]], [[Dagger Skew]]<br />
'''''Unknown:''''' [[The Chief]]
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| style="background-color:#9eb4a2;text-align:center;" | '''Music'''
| colspan="2" | [[The Theme from Dangeresque II]] ([[Dangeresque (karaoke)|karaoke]]), [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]],<br />[[Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front]], [[You're Gonna Have 2 Jump]]
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| style="background-color:#9eb4a2;text-align:center;" | '''Games'''
| colspan="2" | [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] ([[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer|Trailer]], [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Launch Trailer|Launch Trailer]], [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Soundtrack|Soundtrack]])<br />
  [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque|Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] ([[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses|Responses]])<br />
  [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom|Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]] ([[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses|Responses]])<br />
  [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser|Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]] ([[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Responses|Responses]])<br />
  [[Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office|Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office]] ([[Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office Responses|Responses]])
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| style="background-color:#9eb4a2;text-align:center;" | '''Other'''
| colspan="2" | [[Brainblow City]] ([[Smoky Office]], [[Perducci's]])<br />[[Nunchuck Gun]], [[Ruby Powered Rocket]], [[Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer]], [[DNA Evidence]]
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"Shut up! We're rolling!"

The Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site is a promotional site similar to that of promotional movie sites.

Date: Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Defunct: Before Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Page Title: Strong Bad presents Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Site Content

Introductory Transcript

{The camera starts recording, and the lenses start to focus, revealing it to be the Basement of The Brothers Strong. The camera pans over to Homestar (as Dangeresque Too), Strong Bad (as Dangeresque), and Coach Z (as Renaldo) facing the camera's general direction, with a drawn fire on a piece of cardboard behind them. The Cheat and Marzipan are visible for a brief period of time during the pan. Homestar is holding up a sign for Dangeresque 3, slightly smiling. He walks in place and shakes the sign.}

COACH Z: {Puts his hands on his hips, and looks over to his right; our left, looking at Homestar} What are you doing?!

STRONG BAD: {Somewhat whisperingly} Shut up! {Homestar loses his smile, and Coach Z raises his arms} We're rolling!

{Strong Bad shakes his head. The lights turn off with a heard click.}

STRONG BAD: {Still shaking his head, but stops shortly after} Here we go!

{Homestar starts walking in place and Coach Z gets into a walking stance. Shortly afterward a flash occurs, revealing the three, walking in place in front of an actual fire, from what appears to be from an explosion. All the characters are silhouettes. Homestar is not holding the sign anymore, and fire can be seen through the Dangeresque glasses. While all of this occurs, a Dangeresque musical sting plays followed by a loop of the theme. The episode logo appears in the top-right, and menu items appear angled on the bottom, along with two links to the side.}

Gameplay Videos

There are two videos thumbnailed that will bring up a video on the page if clicked, one to the Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips, and one blank slot labeled "Coming Soon".

Meet the Cast

They are separated every three characters. These are sorted from left to right appearance.

Dangeresque

>{A picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque in front of the Gremlin. He has his arms stretched and against the front of the car, and he is standing by his heels.}

>A crooked cop (and private investigator) out to
>kick butt and take names. Played by Strong Bad,
>he's an action hero to put the rest to shame.

Renaldo

>{A picture of Coach Z as Renaldo is shown talking to Strong Bad (Dangeresque), who is visible in the bottom-right corner. He has his hands on his hips and is right by the window.}

>Dangeresque's partner, played by Coach Z. With
>just two weeks until retirement, can he stay alive
>long enough to ride off into the sunset?

Dangeresque Too

>{A picture of Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too is shown in the field, zoomed in on his head. Homestar himself is in the center-left of the shot.}

>Dangeresque's sometime other partner, played by
>Homestar Runner. Can he be trusted?

Cutesy Buttons

>{A picture of Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons is shown holding a conical flask}

>The quintessential damsel in distress (much to
>Marzipan's chagrin). Will she and Dangeresque
>ride off into the sunset, or does he have his eye
>on someone else...?

Perducci and Killingyouguy

>{A picture of both of them, Strong Mad as Killingyouguy, and The King of Town as Perducci, from left to right, is shown. Perducci appears that he's about to start dealing cards.}

>A criminal mastermind who has crossed Dangeresque
>before and his dimwitted bodyguard, played by the
>King of Town and Strong Mad. The conniving
>Perducci throws a wrench in Dangeresque's plans,
>backed up by 900 pounds of pure evil henchman.

The Informant

>{A general picture of Strong Sad as The Informant is shown. The sun is setting in the background.}

>A mysterious do-gooder with an unrecognizable
>accent. Played by Strong Sad, the Informant aids
>Dangeresque in his worldwide trek.

About Dangeresque 3

{The transparent version of the infamous picture of Strong Bad as Dangeresque with the Nunchuck Gun is shown to the right. The proceeding text is to the left}

>About Dangeresque 3
>After five years of procrastination, building sets out of old
>fridge boxes, and "creative differences," Strong Bad had finally
>completed the filming of his magnum opus, Dangeresque 3: The
>Criminal Projective. >

>Join Strong Bad and his friends for the movie event of the year.
>This time, you don't just get to watch it—you get to play it! >

>You play Dangeresque, a dirty cop in pursuit of glory, justice
>(sort of) and big sacks of cash. When a simple job to recover a
>long-lost formula goes wrong, Dangeresque must save the world
>from the diabolical plans of an unhinged madman. Can he stay
>alive long enough to complete his action-packed epic? Looks
>like he's gonna have to jump...

Watch Dangeresque 1 and 2

Two thumbnailed images are shown, which will both pop up dangeresque 3 and stunt double (respectively) on the same page.

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • The disclaimer at the bottom of the page reads:

>TM and © 2008 Telltale, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Homestar Runner world and characters created by Mike Chapman and Matt Chapman
>Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious.
>For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump.

Glitches

  • The back buttons and download button Today is Alright 4 2Nite on the emails don't work because they are embedded into the Flash file.

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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game,
Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD,
All Episodes Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1:
Homestar Ruiner

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad
Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field
Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown

Episode 2:
Strong Badia the Free

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions
Various: Countries, Homsartifacts
Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer
Songs: Justice Combo Meal

Episode 3:
Baddest of the Bands

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Various: Bands
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com
Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs

Episode 4:
Dangeresque 3:
The Criminal Projective

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe
Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun
Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site
Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite

Episode 5:
8-Bit is Enough

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry
Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw

Dangeresque
Movies Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?

Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1
Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D)
Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6
Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack

Characters

Strong Bad: Dangeresque
Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,
Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque
Coach Z: Renaldo
Marzipan:

  Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons

Pom Pom: Professor Experimento
The King of Town: Perducci
Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy

Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle
The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim
Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque
Strong Sad (El Dumpo): 

  Hot Tub, The Informants,

  The Monster, The Stunt Double

The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,

  Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew

Unknown: The Chief

Music The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite,
Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
Games Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)
  Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)

  Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)

  Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)

  Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
Other Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's)
Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence
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