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''A mountain of power-ups, ammo, medkits, extra lives, shields, coins, bananas...'' | |||
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field|Crates]] in [[8-Bit is Enough|8-Bit Is Enough]]. | [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field|Crates]] in [[8-Bit is Enough|8-Bit Is Enough]]. | ||
On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen. | On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen. | ||
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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs. | A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs. | ||
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== Crates == | |||
=== Bucket === | |||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I've been in enough of these quote-unquote "adventure" games to guess that this thing's supposed to hold rivets. | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' I've been in enough of these quote-unquote | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Intriguing. Or... dare I say? Riveting. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Intriguing. Or... dare I say? Riveting. | ||
=== Crates === | |||
== | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a mile-high pile of videogame crates! Where were YOU guys when I needed a power-up in Hallway Warriors III, huh? | '''STRONG BAD:''' It's a mile-high pile of videogame crates! Where were YOU guys when I needed a power-up in Hallway Warriors III, huh? | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm getting dizzy just looking at that mountain of power-ups, ammo, medkits, extra lives, shields, coins, bananas... ''{almost throws up}'' ...urp. Whoa, maybe a little nauseous. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm getting dizzy just looking at that mountain of power-ups, ammo, medkits, extra lives, shields, coins, bananas... ''{almost throws up}'' ...urp. Whoa, maybe a little nauseous. | ||
==== Snake Boxer → Crates ==== | |||
=== | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Snake Boxer's good, but I don't think even HE could smash ALL those crates. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Snake Boxer's good, but I don't think even HE could smash ALL those crates. | ||
=== Light Musket === | |||
== | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{taking the musket}'' All right! The light musket peripheral from "Spirit of '76"! Complete with photonic ramrod and frequency frisson. ''{takes those as well}'' With this baby, I'll be able to blast wavelengths of liberty and all sorts of stuff! | |||
''{The instructions for using the musket comes down, printed on what looks like [[The Paper]]}'' | ''{The instructions for using the musket comes down, printed on what looks like [[The Paper]]}'' | ||
'''INSTRUCTIONS:''' Equip the light musket by selecting it in your inventory. Use the right mouse button to fire your light musket. | '''INSTRUCTIONS:''' Equip the light musket by selecting it in your inventory. Use the right mouse button to fire your light musket. | ||
''{after taking the first musket and reopening the crate}'' | ''{after taking the first musket and reopening the crate}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't need a cheap, rip-off respawned light musket. I've already got the much cooler original. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't need a cheap, rip-off respawned light musket. I've already got the much cooler original. | ||
=== Lone Crate === | |||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd bet most of Strong Sad's savings that THIS crate has something interesting in it. ''{pushes himself against the box}'' Errrp! ''{backs away}'' Well, THAT'S not opening. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'd bet most of Strong Sad's savings that THIS crate has something interesting in it. ''{pushes himself against the box}'' Errrp! ''{backs away}'' Well, THAT'S not opening. | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pushes himself against the box}'' Errrp! ''{backs away}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pushes himself against the box}'' Errrp! ''{backs away}'' | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up}'' Too bad you're not a videogame-type character, 'cause then you'd be able to just punch your way into that crate. ''{vanishes}'' | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up}'' Too bad you're not a videogame-type character, 'cause then you'd be able to just punch your way into that crate. ''{vanishes}'' | ||
==== Snakes → Crate ==== | |||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, guys, I realize I'm asking a lot from a bunch of pixelated snakes with, at most, a dozen or so lines of code between them, but could you just sit here on this crate and, uh... slither for a while? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, guys, I realize I'm asking a lot from a bunch of pixelated snakes with, at most, a dozen or so lines of code between them, but could you just sit here on this crate and, uh... slither for a while? | ||
''{He puts the snakes on the''side''of the crate, where they slither}'' | |||
''{He puts the snakes on the'' side ''of the crate, where they slither}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool! Thanks. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Cool! Thanks. | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing while putting the snakes on the crate}'' Snakes on a crate... | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing while putting the snakes on the crate}'' Snakes on a crate... | ||
''{Strong Bad puts the snakes on the crates without saying anything.}'' | ''{Strong Bad puts the snakes on the crates without saying anything.}'' | ||
''{removing the snakes from the crate}'' | ''{removing the snakes from the crate}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Come, my snakes, back into the safety of my pants. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Come, my snakes, back into the safety of my pants. | ||
==== Snake Boxer → Crate ==== | |||
=== | |||
''{If the crate doesn't have snakes on it}'' | ''{If the crate doesn't have snakes on it}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Snake Boxer, do your stuff! | '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Snake Boxer, do your stuff! | ||
''{A blue dialog box appears reading "Snake Boxer: ..."}'' | |||
''{A blue dialog box appears reading | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Why won't he hit that? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Why won't he hit that? | ||
''{Homestar pops up}'' | ''{Homestar pops up}'' | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it, he get real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it, he get real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. | ||
''{If the crate has the snakes on it}'' | ''{If the crate has the snakes on it}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mimicking a boxing ring announcer}'' In the slimy green corner, weighing in at, uh... 800 pounds, is a crate covered in ''snakes''! And in the blue corner, weighing in at 128 pixels, is the flatland flattener, the asp assassin, the python pounder, the one and only... a-''SNAKE BOXER''!! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mimicking a boxing ring announcer}'' In the slimy green corner, weighing in at, uh... 800 pounds, is a crate covered in ''snakes''! And in the blue corner, weighing in at 128 pixels, is the flatland flattener, the asp assassin, the python pounder, the one and only... a-''SNAKE BOXER''!! | ||
''{Snake Boxer approaches the crate and punches it a few times. The crate opens up, revealing the contents therein: a light musket. The snakes slither off}'' | ''{Snake Boxer approaches the crate and punches it a few times. The crate opens up, revealing the contents therein: a light musket. The snakes slither off}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' That was quick. Those snakes must've taken a dive. | '''STRONG BAD:''' That was quick. Those snakes must've taken a dive. | ||
''{Snake Boxer punches the crate and breaks it. The snakes slither back to Strong Bad and he takes what else was inside.}'' | ''{Snake Boxer punches the crate and breaks it. The snakes slither back to Strong Bad and he takes what else was inside.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the box for the "Videlectrix Halfathlon"! Voted "Best Sports-Related Game" by Videlectrix Power magazine for three years running! | |||
=== The Poopsmith === | |||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Poopsmith! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Poopsmith! | ||
''{The Poopsmith holds up a sign saying "Let's build something".}'' | |||
''{The Poopsmith holds up a sign saying | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' What? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' What? | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears on screen}'' Pssst. Strong Bad. Just between you, me, and the interface layer, I don't think the Poopsmith's playin' with a full bucket. He thinks he's Mista Fixit from that old construction-worker game. ''{vanishes}'' | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears on screen}'' Pssst. Strong Bad. Just between you, me, and the interface layer, I don't think the Poopsmith's playin' with a full bucket. He thinks he's Mista Fixit from that old construction-worker game. ''{vanishes}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, that's old-school! ''{to the Poopsmith}'' Well, "Fixit", how would you like to join me in my epic quest to, um, rebuild reality? It's one heck of a fixer-upper! | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, that's old-school! ''{to the Poopsmith}'' Well, | |||
''{The Poopsmith looks down at the bucket near him and holds up a sign showing a cluster of black dots.}'' | ''{The Poopsmith looks down at the bucket near him and holds up a sign showing a cluster of black dots.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puzzled}'' What is that? Buckshot? Chicken feed? A bunch of ellipses? Is that it? Do you need ellipses? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puzzled}'' What is that? Buckshot? Chicken feed? A bunch of ellipses? Is that it? Do you need ellipses? | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, Poop- ''{quickly corrects himself}'' Mista Fixit, join my party, it'll be fun. There'll be hammers! | '''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, Poop- ''{quickly corrects himself}'' Mista Fixit, join my party, it'll be fun. There'll be hammers! | ||
''{The Poopsmith looks down at his bucket and holds up the sign showing the black dot cluster again.}'' | ''{The Poopsmith looks down at his bucket and holds up the sign showing the black dot cluster again.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{defeated}'' Fine, I'll find you some... whatever that picture is. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{defeated}'' Fine, I'll find you some... whatever that picture is. | ||
==== Pebbles → The Poopsmith ==== | |||
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'''Note that Pebbles → Bucket has the same effect.''' | '''Note that Pebbles → Bucket has the same effect.''' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the pebbles in the bucket}'' Hey, uh, "Mista". I think I found some rivets! At least I ''think'' they're rivets... I guess they could be grapes... or nickels... | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the pebbles in the bucket}'' Hey, uh, | |||
''{The Poopsmith holds up a sign with 2 exclamation points on it.}'' | ''{The Poopsmith holds up a sign with 2 exclamation points on it.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool! So you'll join my party? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Cool! So you'll join my party? | ||
''{The Poopsmith holds up the sign that said "Let's Build Something" from earlier.}'' | |||
''{The Poopsmith holds up the sign that said | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what I'm talkin' about! | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's what I'm talkin' about! | ||
''{The bucket, the Poopsmith's spade and his hat vanish one by one before he vanishes himself.}'' | ''{The bucket, the Poopsmith's spade and his hat vanish one by one before he vanishes himself.}'' | ||
'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' MISTA FIXIT has joined your party! | '''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' MISTA FIXIT has joined your party! | ||
=== Snake Boxer === | |||
== | |||
'''Upon getting close''' | '''Upon getting close''' | ||
''{Strong Bad walks forward, but starts backing away when he sees something punching near his feet.}'' | ''{Strong Bad walks forward, but starts backing away when he sees something punching near his feet.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I almost stepped in... Snake Boxer? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I almost stepped in... Snake Boxer? | ||
''{Cut to an aerial view showing Snake Boxer on the ground}'' | ''{Cut to an aerial view showing Snake Boxer on the ground}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I get it. I almost didn't see you there, what with you being two-dimensional and all. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I get it. I almost didn't see you there, what with you being two-dimensional and all. | ||
''{A blue dialogue box appears at the bottom of the screen reading "Snake Boxer: ..."}'' | |||
''{A blue dialogue box appears at the bottom of the screen reading | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, your blocky fists of fury could come in pretty handy. Wanna join my party to save reality? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Y'know, your blocky fists of fury could come in pretty handy. Wanna join my party to save reality? | ||
'''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ... ''{vanishes}'' | '''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ... ''{vanishes}'' | ||
'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' SNAKE BOXER has joined your party! | '''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' SNAKE BOXER has joined your party! | ||
''This article is in the process of being created, but it is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)|expanding it]].'' | ''This article is in the process of being created, but it is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)|expanding it]].'' | ||
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< | | colspan="2" style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | Produced by [[Telltale Games]] and [[Videlectrix]] | ||
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| [[Strong Bad Gameways]], [[SBCG4AP Advertisement|Advertisement]], [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[SBCG4AP Tech Demo|Tech Demo]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog|Dev Blog]], [[Workin' on the Game]],<br />[[Behind The Bad]] ([[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire|1]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|2]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw|3]]), [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition]], [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD|Collector's DVD]], | |||
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 1:<br />[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Snake Boxer 5]], [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[Homestar Ruiner Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (K.o.T. Castle)|K.o.T. Castle]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)|The Field]]<br /> | |||
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Homestar at the Track]], [[Around the Field]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]]<br /> | |||
'''''Songs:''''' [[Handle My Style]], [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Fluffy Puff Jela-ton]], [[Showdown]]<br /> | |||
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 2:<br />[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Math Kickers]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Maps and Minions]]<br /> | |||
'''''Various:''''' [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Countries]], [[Homsartifacts]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[Strong Badia the Free Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)|Bleak House]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)|Homsar Reservation]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)|Pompomerania]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)|Country]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)|Marzistar]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|The Castle]]<br /> | |||
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'''''Songs:''''' [[Justice Combo Meal]] | |||
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 3:<br />[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br /> | |||
'''''Various:''''' [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|Bands]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[Baddest of the Bands Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)|Club Technochocolate]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)|Battle of the Bands stages]]<br /> | |||
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]], [[Baddest of the Bands Promo|Promo]], [[Baddestofthebands.com|baddestofthebands.com]]<br /> | |||
'''''Songs:''''' [[Food-Related Love]], [[Cool Tapes songs]], [[Songs from Baddest of the Bands|Other songs]] | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)|Smoky Office]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)|Brainblow City]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)|Strongborneo]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)|Secret Lab]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)|Catacombs]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)|Old Club]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)|Cutesy's House]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)|World Locations]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)|The Sun]]<br /> | |||
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips|Gameplay Clips]], [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site|Mini-Site]]<br /> | |||
'''''Songs:''''' [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]] | |||
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 5:<br />[[8-Bit is Enough]]''' | |||
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]], [[Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon]]<br /> | |||
'''''Various:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Character Variations|Character Variations]], [[Spirits of '76]], [[Halfathlon]]<br /> | |||
'''''[[8-Bit is Enough Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)|The Field]], '''Crates''', [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)|Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)|Halfathlon]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)|Gel-Arshie's Backstage]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)|Stinkoman 20X6]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)|Peasantry]]<br /> | |||
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
A mountain of power-ups, ammo, medkits, extra lives, shields, coins, bananas...
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Crates in 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
Crates
Bucket
STRONG BAD: I've been in enough of these quote-unquote "adventure" games to guess that this thing's supposed to hold rivets.
STRONG BAD: Intriguing. Or... dare I say? Riveting.
Crates
STRONG BAD: It's a mile-high pile of videogame crates! Where were YOU guys when I needed a power-up in Hallway Warriors III, huh?
STRONG BAD: I'm getting dizzy just looking at that mountain of power-ups, ammo, medkits, extra lives, shields, coins, bananas... {almost throws up} ...urp. Whoa, maybe a little nauseous.
Snake Boxer → Crates
STRONG BAD: Snake Boxer's good, but I don't think even HE could smash ALL those crates.
Light Musket
STRONG BAD: {taking the musket} All right! The light musket peripheral from "Spirit of '76"! Complete with photonic ramrod and frequency frisson. {takes those as well} With this baby, I'll be able to blast wavelengths of liberty and all sorts of stuff! {The instructions for using the musket comes down, printed on what looks like The Paper} INSTRUCTIONS: Equip the light musket by selecting it in your inventory. Use the right mouse button to fire your light musket.
{after taking the first musket and reopening the crate} STRONG BAD: I don't need a cheap, rip-off respawned light musket. I've already got the much cooler original.
Lone Crate
STRONG BAD: I'd bet most of Strong Sad's savings that THIS crate has something interesting in it. {pushes himself against the box} Errrp! {backs away} Well, THAT'S not opening.
STRONG BAD: {pushes himself against the box} Errrp! {backs away} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {pops up} Too bad you're not a videogame-type character, 'cause then you'd be able to just punch your way into that crate. {vanishes}
Snakes → Crate
STRONG BAD: Okay, guys, I realize I'm asking a lot from a bunch of pixelated snakes with, at most, a dozen or so lines of code between them, but could you just sit here on this crate and, uh... slither for a while? {He puts the snakes on thesideof the crate, where they slither} STRONG BAD: Cool! Thanks.
STRONG BAD: {singing while putting the snakes on the crate} Snakes on a crate...
{Strong Bad puts the snakes on the crates without saying anything.}
{removing the snakes from the crate} STRONG BAD: Come, my snakes, back into the safety of my pants.
Snake Boxer → Crate
{If the crate doesn't have snakes on it} STRONG BAD: All right, Snake Boxer, do your stuff! {A blue dialog box appears reading "Snake Boxer: ..."} STRONG BAD: Why won't he hit that? {Homestar pops up} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it, he get real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. STRONG BAD: Oh yeah.
{If the crate has the snakes on it} STRONG BAD: {mimicking a boxing ring announcer} In the slimy green corner, weighing in at, uh... 800 pounds, is a crate covered in snakes! And in the blue corner, weighing in at 128 pixels, is the flatland flattener, the asp assassin, the python pounder, the one and only... a-SNAKE BOXER!! {Snake Boxer approaches the crate and punches it a few times. The crate opens up, revealing the contents therein: a light musket. The snakes slither off} STRONG BAD: That was quick. Those snakes must've taken a dive.
{Snake Boxer punches the crate and breaks it. The snakes slither back to Strong Bad and he takes what else was inside.} STRONG BAD: It's the box for the "Videlectrix Halfathlon"! Voted "Best Sports-Related Game" by Videlectrix Power magazine for three years running!
The Poopsmith
STRONG BAD: Yo, Poopsmith! {The Poopsmith holds up a sign saying "Let's build something".} STRONG BAD: {confused} What? HOMESTAR RUNNER: {appears on screen} Pssst. Strong Bad. Just between you, me, and the interface layer, I don't think the Poopsmith's playin' with a full bucket. He thinks he's Mista Fixit from that old construction-worker game. {vanishes} STRONG BAD: Wow, that's old-school! {to the Poopsmith} Well, "Fixit", how would you like to join me in my epic quest to, um, rebuild reality? It's one heck of a fixer-upper! {The Poopsmith looks down at the bucket near him and holds up a sign showing a cluster of black dots.} STRONG BAD: {puzzled} What is that? Buckshot? Chicken feed? A bunch of ellipses? Is that it? Do you need ellipses?
STRONG BAD: C'mon, Poop- {quickly corrects himself} Mista Fixit, join my party, it'll be fun. There'll be hammers! {The Poopsmith looks down at his bucket and holds up the sign showing the black dot cluster again.} STRONG BAD: {defeated} Fine, I'll find you some... whatever that picture is.
Pebbles → The Poopsmith
Note that Pebbles → Bucket has the same effect. STRONG BAD: {puts the pebbles in the bucket} Hey, uh, "Mista". I think I found some rivets! At least I think they're rivets... I guess they could be grapes... or nickels... {The Poopsmith holds up a sign with 2 exclamation points on it.} STRONG BAD: Cool! So you'll join my party? {The Poopsmith holds up the sign that said "Let's Build Something" from earlier.} STRONG BAD: That's what I'm talkin' about! {The bucket, the Poopsmith's spade and his hat vanish one by one before he vanishes himself.} ON-SCREEN TEXT: MISTA FIXIT has joined your party!
Snake Boxer
Upon getting close
{Strong Bad walks forward, but starts backing away when he sees something punching near his feet.} STRONG BAD: Whoa, I almost stepped in... Snake Boxer? {Cut to an aerial view showing Snake Boxer on the ground} STRONG BAD: Oh, I get it. I almost didn't see you there, what with you being two-dimensional and all. {A blue dialogue box appears at the bottom of the screen reading "Snake Boxer: ..."}
STRONG BAD: Y'know, your blocky fists of fury could come in pretty handy. Wanna join my party to save reality? SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ... {vanishes} ON-SCREEN TEXT: SNAKE BOXER has joined your party!
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