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''Hygiene? No.''


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''Ugly, and colorized!''


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== Biography ==


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'''The Ugly One''' (with the [[Integral Article|integral article]] "the") is the ugly-looking member of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy,  Jennifer, or The. She has curly hair, glasses, and a frilly dress. In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|eleventh issue]], Cheerleader refers to her as "Uggs". Despite her ugliness, suspect hygiene and [[psoriasis]], she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than [[What's Her Face]].
Hygiene? No.


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The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being "actually crazy"). She is readily included in the Squad's [[Cheerleader]]-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a [[Lions|lion]]'s mouth.
 
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Ugly, and colorized!
 
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* [#Biography 1 Biography]
** [#Remarks 1.1 Remarks]
** [#New_Hotness 1.2 New Hotness]
** [#Pre-K_Version 1.3 Pre-K Version]
** [#The_Ugg-ly_One 1.4 The Ugg-ly One]
* [#Title_Card_Descriptions 2 Title Card Descriptions]
* [#Hurt_and.2For_Killed_by 3 Hurt and/or Killed by]
* [#Filmography 4 Filmography]
* [#Quotes_of_the_Week 5 Quotes of the Week]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline">Biography</span> ==
 
'''The Ugly One''' (with the [[Integral Article|integral article]] &quot;the&quot;) is the ugly-looking member of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] whose &quot;real&quot; name is either Virginia, Joy, Jennifer, or The. She has curly hair, glasses, and a frilly dress. In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|eleventh issue]], Cheerleader refers to her as &quot;Uggs&quot;. Despite her ugliness, suspect hygiene and [[psoriasis]], she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than [[What's Her Face]].
 
The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being &quot;actually crazy&quot;). She is readily included in the Squad's [[Cheerleader]]-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a [[Lions|lion]]'s mouth.


She is fond of school lunches, the popular yogurt topping [[Sprinkles|jimmies]], and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] she stuck her head in the sand rather than converse with the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|olda boys]].
She is fond of school lunches, the popular yogurt topping [[Sprinkles|jimmies]], and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] she stuck her head in the sand rather than converse with the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|olda boys]].


As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two &quot;triple attacks&quot;. The first was in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], where she was FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?. Then, in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], a tree branch fell on her after she carved &quot;BFF&quot; into the tree. The tree then fell on her and [[Spontaneous combustion|spontaneously combusted]].
As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two "triple attacks". The first was in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], where she was FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?. Then, in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], a tree branch fell on her after she carved "BFF" into the tree. The tree then fell on her and [[Spontaneous combustion|spontaneously combusted]].


She is the daughter of [[Manolios Ugly One]].
She is the daughter of [[Manolios Ugly One]].
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At the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], she goes out with [[Quarterman]].
At the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], she goes out with [[Quarterman]].


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=== Remarks ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===


* She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
* She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
* She slapped [[The King of Town]] in the email &quot;[[virus]]&quot; about nine times or so.
* She slapped [[The King of Town]] in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.
 
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''The hotgly one!''
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=== <span class="mw-headline">New Hotness</span> ===


For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused [[Strong Bad]] to (a) exclaim &quot;Whoa! Did ''I'' draw that new hotness?&quot;, (b) &quot;save&quot; her from [[Arrow'd Guy]], (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could [[Making Out|make out]] with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. [[The Brothers Chaps]]' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The &quot;[[Sketchbook 2005|Hotgly One]]&quot;. Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.
=== New Hotness ===


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For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused [[Strong Bad]] to (a) exclaim "Whoa! Did ''I'' draw that new hotness?", (b) "save" her from [[Arrow'd Guy]], (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could [[Making Out|make out]] with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. [[The Brothers Chaps]]' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "[[Sketchbook 2005|Hotgly One]]". Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.
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''Boy or girl? We'll never tell.''
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In Pre-K, there is some [[Gender Confusion|confusion]] over whether she was a boy or girl. She also had rounder glasses and buck teeth.
In Pre-K, there is some [[Gender Confusion|confusion]] over whether she was a boy or girl. She also had rounder glasses and buck teeth.


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=== The Ugg-ly One ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">The Ugg-ly One</span> ===


The cave girl form of The Ugly One in [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad]]. Notably, she was the only girl whose name was altered.
The cave girl form of The Ugly One in [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad]]. Notably, she was the only girl whose name was altered.


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* drill team! ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
* drill team! ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
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* shrimp po' boys! ([[Homestar Ruiner]])
* shrimp po' boys! ([[Homestar Ruiner]])


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== Hurt and/or Killed by ==
== <span class="mw-headline">Hurt and/or Killed by</span> ==


* Getting ARROWED by the [[Arrow'd Guy]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], [[404'd|404 error page]])
* Getting ARROWED by the [[Arrow'd Guy]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], [[404'd|404 error page]])
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* Being eaten by a carnivorous plant ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]) (Easter egg)
* Being eaten by a carnivorous plant ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]) (Easter egg)
* A chainsaw-wielding maniac in a Speedo ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* A chainsaw-wielding maniac in a Speedo ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* &quot;BAD JUJU!!&quot; from the [[Arrow'd Guy]], putting needles through a voodoo doll in response to her voodoo doll resembling him ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* "BAD JUJU!!" from the [[Arrow'd Guy]], putting needles through a voodoo doll in response to her voodoo doll resembling him ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* Dangled off a hotel balcony, then dropped from said hotel balcony onto a bayonet tailgate party. ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* Dangled off a hotel balcony, then dropped from said hotel balcony onto a bayonet tailgate party. ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* Shot by a robotic penguin's lasers (Highest scoring death in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]])
* Shot by a robotic penguin's lasers (Highest scoring death in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]])
* Burned by a fire-breathing Limozeen member ([[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Baddest of the Bands]])
* Burned by a fire-breathing Limozeen member ([[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Baddest of the Bands]])
* &quot;Disemjowel'd&quot; by a lunatic with a machete ([[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]])
* "Disemjowel'd" by a lunatic with a machete ([[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]])


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== Filmography ==
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* '''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
* '''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
* [[Category:The Ugly One Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Teen Girl Squad Characters|Teen Girl Squad Characters]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Characters based on Strong Bad Email senders|Characters based on Strong Bad Email senders]]</span>
| '''''Main:''''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], '''The Ugly One'''<br />'''''[[The Gregs|Gregs]]:''''' [[Sci-Fi Greg]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]]<br />'''''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor]]:''''' [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]], [[Brainkrieg]], [[Fighting Growlbacks]], [[Manolios Ugly One|Manolios]], [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Olympic Man and Coach]], [[Peacey P]], [[Quarterman]], [[she likes cloth]], [[Thomas]], [[Tompkins]]
 
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| '''''Main:''''' [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]], [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!|Issue 8½]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]<br />'''''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br />'''''Toons:''''' [[4 Gregs]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|Locations]], [[Teen Girl Squad Other Costumes|Costumes]], [[Teen Girl Squad (theme song)|Theme Song]], [[Fangs]], [[-'d]], [[Ow! My X!]], [[Captioned Transitions]]
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths]], [[404'd]], [[Neon 404'd]], [[Podstar Runner|Teen Girl Squadcast]]
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Hygiene? No.

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Ugly, and colorized!

Biography

The Ugly One (with the integral article "the") is the ugly-looking member of the Teen Girl Squad whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, Jennifer, or The. She has curly hair, glasses, and a frilly dress. In the eleventh issue, Cheerleader refers to her as "Uggs". Despite her ugliness, suspect hygiene and psoriasis, she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than What's Her Face.

The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being "actually crazy"). She is readily included in the Squad's Cheerleader-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a lion's mouth.

She is fond of school lunches, the popular yogurt topping jimmies, and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 she stuck her head in the sand rather than converse with the olda boys.

As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two "triple attacks". The first was in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, where she was FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?. Then, in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9, a tree branch fell on her after she carved "BFF" into the tree. The tree then fell on her and spontaneously combusted.

She is the daughter of Manolios Ugly One.

At the end of Teen Girl Squad Issue 14, she goes out with Quarterman.

Remarks

  • She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
  • She slapped The King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.

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The hotgly one!

New Hotness

For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused Strong Bad to (a) exclaim "Whoa! Did I draw that new hotness?", (b) "save" her from Arrow'd Guy, (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could make out with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. The Brothers Chaps' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "Hotgly One". Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.

Pre-K Version

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Boy or girl? We'll never tell.

In Pre-K, there is some confusion over whether she was a boy or girl. She also had rounder glasses and buck teeth.

The Ugg-ly One

The cave girl form of The Ugly One in Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad. Notably, she was the only girl whose name was altered.

Title Card Descriptions

Hurt and/or Killed by

Filmography

Quotes of the Week

The Ugly One's Quotes of the Week
Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast
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