@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017

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December

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
Steam AND sugar!! This tweet is a reply to @You_Got_Byrned, who shared a photo of a batch of homemade Cheatcake-like cupcakes. Fun Facts		31 Dec 2017🔗
Hmm. I can't tell which one is great. Dictionary peeps referencing Trogdor vs. fast food peeps referencing the obscure sbemail 'what i want.' YOU decide! This tweet quotes the official Merriam-Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "draco" (the Latin origin of "dragon"). Fun Facts		28 Dec 2017🔗
Yes, with unlistenable garbage audio. This is at least the sound straight from the soundboard. This tweet is a reply to @LeScarletSinger's comment about the Limozeen Live performance originally being uploaded to YouTube channel tdougland.		27 Dec 2017🔗
	The 27th is DecemberZEEN! Download this rare club show from '08 in way-more-than-decent quality audio! (YT video to follow!) homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html Fun Facts	27 Dec 2017🔗
Ahhhhh!! My parts!! This tweet is a reply to @MissDragon42, who posted a drawing of Strong Bad with human-like proportions she made in ninth grade.		25 Dec 2017🔗
Those reactions look about right! Unamused b/w secretly plotting revenge. This tweet is a reply to @thediabeatles, who posted a picture of himself giving each member of his family a Deep Impact DVD. Fun Facts		25 Dec 2017🔗
	In the Dangeresque universe, Dangeresque Too always gets Dangeresque "Deadly Impact" each Decemberween. Fun Facts	25 Dec 2017🔗
Um, 'substitue' is the French Canadian spelling! Pronounced (sub-stih-TWAY). Yeah! To go with the theme, see?! NOT a misspelling! This tweet is a reply to the Tweet containing the Santaman's Chimney recipe. Fun Facts		23 Dec 2017🔗
Oops. This tweet is a reply to @misshanake, who pointed out the misspelling of "substitute" in the previous Tweet.		23 Dec 2017🔗
	Don't show up at your Decemberween gatherings this year without the season's hottest new bev! Print out, prepare, watch grandma spiral out of control! Image Transcript Santaman's Chimney - 1 part Hot Jones (if no Jones, substitue Jenkins, if no Jenkins, substitue Egg Nog) - 1 shot your fav Hard Ones - Dash of liquid smoke (top with whipped cream and crushed candy canes to get all lame and foodie on it) FROM THE CROOKED KITCHEN OF DANGERESQUE Fun Facts	23 Dec 2017🔗
As soon as you draw tiny cool, cool glasses on a post-it and cut them out! This tweet is a reply to @garrant_ryan, who asked when Dangeresque figurines will be available. Fun Facts		23 Dec 2017🔗
	NEW Decemberween Special! Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack!! Happy D'ween everybody! youtu.be/zWpW623yrAU Fun Facts	23 Dec 2017🔗
	Oh man! I should totally make you one with my totally legit Printelectrix 3D printer! Check it making a thatched roof cottage here! This tweet is a reply to @nanirourou, who posted a picture of a headless Strong Bad figurine and asked about a keyboard head replacement. Fun Facts	22 Dec 2017🔗
Um, how bout we start with that sweet, sweet commercial permission and/or recognition first. Which nobody bothered to get. This tweet is a reply to @TheeColin, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet, saying it's about time Strong Bad got those "sweet sweet commercial $$$$".		22 Dec 2017🔗
You'll have to take that up with your local rabbit dog or bunnym'n. Or are they just zombiem'n now? This tweet is a reply to @takuminightcore, who asked Strong Bad to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. Fun Facts		22 Dec 2017🔗
	Hard Drivin for PC/Amiga! This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet. Fun Facts	21 Dec 2017🔗
	Secret tricks of the Dangerdesque! Fun Facts	21 Dec 2017🔗
	Maybe this is all just payback for this. The mythological crossover fast food sandwich of legend! This tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who pointed Strong Bad to @Arbys's recent Tweet. Fun Facts	20 Dec 2017🔗
Nothing I signed on for. They don't even tell everybody the reference is from Sbemail 163! I even had to look that old cartoon up! This tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet.		20 Dec 2017🔗
Blubb-O's, that is. Also, is that dayglow red monstrosity a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich?! If so, Strong Sad will take 12. This tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @Arbys. Fun Facts		20 Dec 2017🔗
Sorry guys. I'm already sworn to Blubbo's. This tweet is a reply to the official Arby's Twitter account, which posted a video with a live-action Strong Bad Dancin' Musical Nobot from what i want to promote their product.		20 Dec 2017🔗
Lemme see if I can dig that dirge-y mess up! This tweet is a reply to @Roobix_Cubes, who requested a high-quality version of the holiday version of the intro song from A Holiday Greeting and the Decemberween Email Menu.		19 Dec 2017🔗
I will! I have the whole thang ding ready to upload! Video and audio! Gimme few days! This tweet is a reply to @DieLobsterguy, who requested that Strong Bad release a high-quality version of Limozeen Live! similar to the high-quality version of Hooked on Decemberween. Fun Facts		19 Dec 2017🔗
I was thinkin' the SAME THING! This tweet is a reply to @omelettecounty's doodle of Strong Bad kicking Homestar, to which @Spat856 was wondering if he could do it nine times.		19 Dec 2017🔗
	Have a link to a crappy HTML page with your fav D'ween songs. Finally in high-ish quality! homestarrunner.com/decemberweenso...	19 Dec 2017🔗
No way! That Viking dragon has one of those greasy, whispy combovers. Looks like Nordump, Trogdor's depressing cousin that's always asking to borrow consummate V's and never gives them back. This tweet is a reply to @heatherbeamatz, who offered a Viking-era slate drawing of a dragon as "historical evidence for Trogdor". Fun Facts		18 Dec 2017🔗
Nobody paid me nothing or asked permission or anything. I mostly hate chicken. Especially... in a pan. This tweet is a reply to @UnknownNeo and @Lordofthesuplex, who were discussing Strong Bad's unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken. Fun Facts		18 Dec 2017🔗
Don't know what that is and don't care! This tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked Strong Bad's opinion on his unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.		18 Dec 2017🔗
Nothing I agreed to. This tweet is a reply to @MattLovehammer, who commented on Strong Bad's unofficial cameo in a recent Robot Chicken episode.		18 Dec 2017🔗
Until the cardboardium spear was SHATTERED into 8 pieces! Each shard conveniently landing in a different biome right next to a very large, very angry creature with easy to recognize patterned behaviors! Reunite the shards! Press START! This tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who tried to come up with a story behind the Trogdor linocut and Strong Bad's spear. Fun Facts		15 Dec 2017🔗
	Also, already taken though. This tweet is a reply to the same Tweet he replied to previously. Fun Facts	15 Dec 2017🔗
I shoulda seen it. Perfection! This tweet is a reply to @adamheine, who suggested the name "Cheetaur" for Strong Bad's steed in the linocut.		15 Dec 2017🔗
This linocut is amazing!! But whattaya call that thing I'm riding? A Cheatsteed? Cheatmount? A wild Cheatstang? Anybody else? I'm open to suggestions! This tweet quotes @CharlemagneSeb, who posted a fanmade linocut of Strong Bad facing Trogdor with a spear riding a The Cheat-like steed, in the midst of a burninated landscape.		15 Dec 2017🔗
Total jerks the Brothers Chaps are about to be on @LibraryRadio's podcast Lost in the Stacks on 91.1FM WREK in the ATL at noon! They will talk too much and play some cool old 7 inches! Fun Facts		15 Dec 2017🔗
Whoa! A rare, deep cut. I'll have to dig through some moldy old VHS piles to see if I can find it! This tweet is a reply to @StrikerObi, who was a student when The Brothers Chaps visited Florida State University, and wanted to know if the clip of Puppet Homestar from their presentation was still around.		15 Dec 2017🔗
	Here's an alt attempt at a @PatrickRothfuss draccus from yesterday. This one was more sperm whale/70's van than toothpaste dollop. Fun Facts	14 Dec 2017🔗
	Won't you join Homestar for whatever the crap a sweet winter's blush is? Video Transcript {Open to the cross-stitched "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" title screen with the wreath and sprig of holly} MIKE: {voiceover} Go in again. PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Ah, the first— MIKE: {cutting him off; voiceover} Uh— come this way a bit more— too much steps. There we go. {Cut to Puppet Homestar in a Santa hat outside a house while snow is falling} PUPPET HOMESTAR: Ah, the first hush... of winter's blush. Try and catch snowflakes on your tongue! {tries to catch snowflakes} Ahh. Or— on your mouth-shelf. If you got one. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhhh... It's very easy to catch them, admittedly, when you have a mouth-shelf. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhh. {smacks lips} Mmm. Winter's blush. Won't you join me... for a sweet winter's blush? {Cut to closer shot} PUPPET HOMESTAR: Isn't that what they call snow? Winter's blush? In the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World? {Cut to a poster for a "Winter's Blush" event:} Mouth Shelves Welcome! WINTER'S BLUSH! AMATEUR SNOW-EATERS PROFESSIONAL WORLD PREMIER EVENT! ANNOUNCER: Winter's Bluuuh...uuh-uuh-uuh-uuuuush! Fun Facts	14 Dec 2017🔗
Hey Andym'n! Here's a secret link to higher quality mp3's of ALL the Decemberween tunes homestarrunner.com/decemberweenso... This tweet is a reply to @AndyIsTweeting, who was distraught because the Cheer Up Coach Z download link seemed to be broken. Fun Facts		14 Dec 2017🔗
	You guys did it! Since you raised over $14K for @PatrickRothfuss and @Worldbuilders_ everyone gets an extra special Skills of an Artist! And one of you lucky donors wins this drawing! Put your skills to such greater use and master the 4 Bean Salad! Video Transcript See Draccus Fun Facts	13 Dec 2017🔗
	Last day to donate to @Worldbuilders_ ! Take a lesson from C.J. here! Only $1085 left to go and I'll do a special @PatrickRothfuss themed Skills of an Artist! $10k = 83.3333 goats for needy peeps! Don't you wanna see lotsa thirds of goats?! Image Transcript C.J. Claypool donated $73.44 Step 1: Add up the collective dollar amount for the games currently in your Steam Wish List. Step 2: Realize that money can be put to MUCH better use by the folks at Worldbuilder. Step 3: Find a fun group to pledge through, like Strong Bad's Goathfuss fund. Step 4: Feel better about the money you just spent. You were never going to play those video games anyway. 9 hours ago	11 Dec 2017🔗
I can arrange that! This tweet is a reply to @mizzelphug, who would have preferred a Decemberween update through Shark-Tooth Bubs.		8 Dec 2017🔗
Is that on account of the 'Patreon' in 'Patreon-type deal'? Or the whole concept of 'Patreon-type deal' itself? Like what if I set up a 'Stonktreon' campaign? You be into that? This tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who said he changed his vote on the Patreon poll to "ew, gross" due to it being through Patreon.		8 Dec 2017🔗
	'Tis the weather* for a holiday classic with Puppet Homestar! (*Strong Bad does not respect or condone actually 'tis-ing the weather) Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 1#A Decemberween Snowment Fun Facts	8 Dec 2017🔗
	Back atcha, stripéd beardym'n! Member this? This tweet is a reply to @PatrickRothfuss, who told Strong Bad he loved him. Image Transcript >shred lute Fun Facts	6 Dec 2017🔗
If we raise a total of $10K for the @Worldbuilders_ fundraiser (they give goats to peeps in need or something!) I'll do a special Skills of an Artist where I teach you to draw a draccus from @PatrickRothfuss' books! Then you can win the drawing! Gonate! This tweet links to the Worldbuilders Goathfuss fundraiser. Fun Facts		6 Dec 2017🔗
	I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves! Video Transcript See Clownbread Fun Facts	6 Dec 2017🔗
	Here's a nicer quality gif. Not sure why all the jankitude in that little videro. This tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, which was a lower-quality video of the GIF in this Tweet. Image Transcript King Castlefunny King proclaimeth: h"The Glass is halALWAYS half-full with" Frothman's FrLITE	6 Dec 2017🔗
	Thanks to @babypopdipstick for creating the missing King Castlefunny artwork for this vintage Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones bar sign! Every lame man-cave or gross, shared college apartment needs one! Video Transcript {There is a wooden wall with a bar sign on it, resembling a castle. On it, there is an advertisement for Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones, with @babypopdipstick's The King of Town fanart as King Castlefunny. On the left side, there is a brown and white object moving up and down in a wavy fashion.} Fun Facts	5 Dec 2017🔗
This is totally from when King Castlefunny was brought back as the inexplicable pitchman for Frothman's Lite Half-full Cold Ones! Your uncle prolly has a vintage wood-paneled lighted sign of this in his storage unit/current residence! This tweet is a reply to @babypopdipstick, who shared fanart of a stylized King of Town. Fun Facts		5 Dec 2017🔗
Nobody do anything... Gingeresque! This tweet quotes @__Beaches__, who posted a photo of an iced gingerbread Strong Bad. Fun Facts		3 Dec 2017🔗
I say we suggest my ultimate crossover fantasy: Thy Dungeresqueman! Crooked cop rogue-lite textroidvania flask-sim!! This tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who asked about a petition for Telltale Games to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. Fun Facts		3 Dec 2017🔗

November

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
Punchesintheface only! This tweet is a reply to @iyeru, AKA Wiki user ColdReactive, who asked if he could donate to the Goathfuss fundraiser in kicks to the butt. Fun Facts		30 Nov 2017🔗
That's a good instinct, man! But it's to raise money to buy goats!! Can't nobody say Strong Bad don't love goats! They're inherently evil! Those sidewise eyes! This tweet is a reply to @letshearitclown, who thought that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character.		30 Nov 2017🔗
But I drink my yogurt from a tube!! This tweet is a reply to @Storied_Hope, who replied to @letshearitclown's comment that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character, saying that Strong Bad was losing his edge. Fun Facts		30 Nov 2017🔗
This is a fantastic use of both time and effort! This tweet is a reply to @Mcadical, who shared distorted edited screenshots from too cool and long pants that he said looked like Strong Bad and Homestar's "long lost Lovecraftian cousins".		30 Nov 2017🔗
There's still hope! I have a box of Kick The Cheat larynxes! instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/ This tweet is a reply to @RUFauxRlz, who said they have a Kick The Cheat whose voice doesn't work anymore. Fun Facts		30 Nov 2017🔗
Oh my style! I now know my new mission in life! To create an inflatable lawn Trogdor you can keep up year round! Who wants to to give-a four dollar-a to my Kickcheater campaign?! This tweet is a reply to @brycec1701, who shared a photo of a giant inflatable Christmas dragon at a store. Fun Facts		30 Nov 2017🔗
	You guys are donating machines! We're almost to the $5000 mark already! Remember, every 10 bucks you donate to @PatrickRothfuss charity, Worldbuilders, gets you another chance to win Homestar crap! Keep it up! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 Fun Facts bizcasfri1 {All of Strong Bad's lines are circled, except for the hand-written one.} {obscured}cas fri {obscured}is at computer {obscured}b: i'm almost done with these 3rd quarter projection analysis spreadsheets and still no sign of... hs(pops up): my dog! sb: uuggh. i am not your dog! hs: rondleman you crack me up. crack. me. up. that's why you're my d-o-g-e. sb: doge? what're you talking about? i'm strong bad. rondleman works in regional shipping management resources. hs: ha ha! oh, that's rich. good one one rondleman, i mean good one my dog. hey, going to beach themed restaurant tonight? tonight's ladies' night: music, dancing, they got fake palm trees. can i catch a ride? cool. {handwritten on the left side of the text, with a line pointing between "trees." and "can i catch a ride?"} SB: YEAH. NOT GOING. pick me up at 6. oh and bring plenty of cash...i'm gonna get at least 4 or 5 appetizers sb: just get outta {obscured}and let me finish these spreadsheets. hs: oh, you're no{obscured}inished mine weeks ago. lemme give you a hand there... (homestar sma{obscured}rd and the flagrant error comes up) sb: oh grea{obscured} hs: hey {obscured}it's my dog too! anyway, i'll let you{obscured} letsee{obscured} sb s{obscured} Some people have curly hair. Hillary has curly hair. is being eaten by some kind of gross worm. CLIENT EXT LIST Broadermaker (acct) - ext 3310 Pulldonk (rcvbles) - ext 2219 Staverchoff (IT) - ext 5567 Troucghtman (tech) - ext 2390 Mancuso (support) - ext 5408 L.Williams (d.man) - ext 302 Ron Trouble (VP) - ext 2218 Semigloss (service) - ext 5675 DiPennitennitari (??) - ext 1{obscured} Client Dan (deceased) - {obscured}	30 Nov 2017🔗
	Want a chance to win one of the last remaining Kick the Cheats? Or the original Cornucopicron drawing from Skills of an Artist? DONATE to @PatrickRothfuss's charity and win nerdy stuff while buying herdy goats for peeps around the globe! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 #RaiseTheGoathfuss Fun Facts	29 Nov 2017🔗
Press B during character selection for alt costume! This tweet is a reply to @JedKronfeld, who claimed that Strong Bad's hacker outfit was the alternate Strong Bad skin in Street Fighter.		29 Nov 2017🔗
The red was def triggering some severe rage reactions. Lotta punched Compaq CRT screens as a result. This tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who commented that the blue gloves in Strong Bad's outfit must have a soothing effect on inmates. Fun Facts		29 Nov 2017🔗
	So, @rob_t_firefly sent me this stock photo hacker pic and he's totally wearing the same outfit I wear on Sbemail Inmate Outreach Night! 'Cept I secure my Lappier with a squash blossom vine 'stead of a chain.	29 Nov 2017🔗
It varies. The Cheat's base is like an inch and brother Graw Mad's is prolly 2.5? instagram.com/p/BYWip7DjD67/ This tweet is a reply to @Oniwah, who asked what size the bases of the Homestar Runner figurines were. Fun Facts		27 Nov 2017🔗
Naw you should be grood. Take your time. Make life last. Lurk longer. Creep closer. Staunch stranger... what were we talkin' about again? This tweet is a reply to @Righ_Bread, who asked if items in the Decemberween Gifts collection were at risk of selling out. Fun Facts		27 Nov 2017🔗
Hot Jones is approved. Hot Pooey, on the other hand, voids ALL the warranties. Ever. This tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who asked if drinking Hot Jones from his "mug full of figurines" would void the warranty. Fun Facts		27 Nov 2017🔗
Looks like a white poop emoji. You know, like from the 70's when dog poop turned white sometimes. I blame Gaines Burgers. This tweet is a reply to @BBAlpert, who asked what hat Mario would get if one used the Strong Sad Amiibo with Super Mario Odyssey. Fun Facts		27 Nov 2017🔗
	Obligatory Cyber Monday Crap! Give someone you love a mug full of figurines this Decemberween apparently! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/decemberween-giftsWM0WM1 Fun Facts	27 Nov 2017🔗
I 'twasn't at Nameless Yogurt Country Club this year. The annual fees got too high and the quality of the breakfast buffet fell off a cliff. This tweet is a reply to @AgentScarlettO, who asked Strong Bad if he was at NYCC (New York Comic Con) this year.		24 Nov 2017🔗
You missed it! It was all over by 12:05am! They had to spray that immobilizing riot foam at them! It looks like a giant bargain hunter-filled ambrosia salad! This tweet is a reply to @ProtagonJones, who asked if the tear gas and riot police of Bubs Friday had started yet (referring to Toikey TV). Fun Facts		24 Nov 2017🔗
They were delicious! Boiled, cracked, and dipped in lemon butter! The human arm OTOH was WAY too gamey. This tweet is a reply to @VeritasUnae, who asked what happened to the crab claws on the live-action Cornucopicron.		23 Nov 2017🔗
Oh plounch! I can't wait for the Trogdor-Sweet Cuppin' Cakes-Limozeen: But They're in Space-Caleb Rentpayer shared cinematic universe! This tweet is a reply to @YTMonkey_Puyo, who claimed that Cornucopicron would be in the "next Trogdor movie". Fun Facts		23 Nov 2017🔗
I dunno who @homestarrunner is. Not me. Not official. This tweet is a reply to @Crowther223, who apparently asked @homestarrunner if he could make him an iMessage sticker pack and received no response.		23 Nov 2017🔗
	Happy T from the hideous maw of Cornucopicron! May he devour all your holiday tablescapes and centerpieces! Fun Facts	23 Nov 2017🔗
I'm woikin on it! Soon all will be applauded and uploaded! You must remain pants-patient! This tweet is a reply to @tux_and_friends, who asked when the email anything would be uploaded to YouTube. Fun Facts		20 Nov 2017🔗
SBCG4AP is like a child I helped raise that has now gone to college. I see it on holidays and at funerals but have no control over its life. This tweet is a reply to @AverySune, who asked if Strong Bad was in contact with Telltale Games and could convince them to do a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People season two, or to update the first season for compatibility with newer systems. Fun Facts		20 Nov 2017🔗
	It's a match pre-made in Strong Badia! This tweet is a reply to @the_pico_cafe, who reacted positively to Strong Bad's proposal in the previous Tweet.	19 Nov 2017🔗
I should get this person to help me work on VirtualPizz.biz 2.0!! VoxtualPizz? This tweet quotes @the_pico_cafe, who posted a scene in the Basement of the Brothers Strong rendered in voxels. Fun Facts		18 Nov 2017🔗
	I think it's time we all accept that Strong Bad is, simply put, all up ins the world around you. This tweet is a reply to @Timogorgon, who pointed out that the onion faces posted by @FacesPics are actually Strong Bad faces. Fun Facts	15 Nov 2017🔗
	You guys are the greatest fans ever! Now watch while I make fun of your awesome costumes! yt: youtu.be/rD9xymMKtug flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes17.ht... Fun Facts	15 Nov 2017🔗
I was just talkin' about "the new shirt" design on the t-shirt. But I s'pose I could be swayed to include baboon-arms Cardgage too. This tweet is a reply to @Kreagar, who wondered if the potential new T-shirt would include the entire drawing with Senor Cardgage or just the "the new shirt" design.		14 Nov 2017🔗
	Holy style, you guys! Look at this amazing old t-shirt design I made whilst drawing some Cardgage doodles! If this hits, let's say... 5,000 retweets, I'll offer it in the Homestore! The New Shirt! Fun Facts	14 Nov 2017🔗
That's some serious sassin' back/givin' a time! Nice work, kids! This tweet is a reply to @armstrong_jaime, who shared their children's drawings of Character 1 and Character 2 from Cartoon Characters. Fun Facts		12 Nov 2017🔗
Check out these guys' Limozeen cover! They get all twangly on it like those guitars with the weird hubcap on em, know'mtalkinbout? This tweet quotes @DustinKatz, who promoted his and his friend's Limozeen cover song.		8 Nov 2017🔗
	Let's put the 'um..na' back in 'autumnal' with a new Skills of an Artist! I make drawing TUM(nal)! Video Transcript See Cornucopia Fun Facts	8 Nov 2017🔗
Strong Bad does not respect or condone the actions of Brainkrieg despite them being characters in a comic he made up. Sharpdene OTOH... This tweet is a reply to @WackoMcGoose, a mailman who apparently does not appreciate rotten pumpkins being shoved in mailboxes. Fun Facts		4 Nov 2017🔗
Oh yes most definitely, doctor. This tweet is a reply to @Sam_J_Hodge, who asked if Brainkrieg could come to the next Homestar Runner Anniversary Show. Fun Facts		3 Nov 2017🔗
'Santaman' is ok but looks like a made for TV holiday special. When little Jimbly falls in a vat of candy cane magic he becomes... Santaman! This tweet is a reply to @GaryHornseth, who was relieved that Strong Bad put to rest the question of why "Santam'n" was used. Fun Facts		3 Nov 2017🔗
There are Christmas lights and Christmas trees and Santam'ns. But the holiday itself is Decemberween. This tweet is a reply to @PeacockRoi, who asked why Christmas lights were mentioned in Decomposing Pumpkins if Decemberween is the holiday celebrated in Free Country, USA. Fun Facts		3 Nov 2017🔗
Oh don't worry, I got you aaaall downloaded already. Just wait. In a week or so I will unleash my costume critique hallowrath uponst you! This tweet is a reply to @godofodd, who was unsure of where to post their fan costume photo. Fun Facts		3 Nov 2017🔗
Download link for those who want to crank this in their mom's Taurus wagon! homestarrunner.com/songs/Brainkri... This tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet. Fun Facts		3 Nov 2017🔗
	It's that moldy, groldy pumpkin time of year again so enjoy this classic Brainkrieg track everybody! Video Transcript See Decomposing Pumpkins	3 Nov 2017🔗
Oh sweet dog, once you get me in the recording booth there's no tellin' WHAT I'll say!! I'll tear a script up and rewrite on the spot! This tweet is a reply to @Jarfulous, who asked whether any Homestar Runner material was improvised or if all of it was pre-written. Fun Facts		2 Nov 2017🔗

October

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
	Cram into the BoOoth everybody! It's this year's Halloween Toon! YT: youtu.be/MMr8zKbGvzI Flash: homestarrunner.com/ween17.html Fun Facts	30 Oct 2017🔗
Of course you can! You can send me unused 'stumes from '08 if'n you want! This tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked if they could send in unused entries from previous years for the Fan Costumes.		27 Oct 2017🔗
Hey, I did it the last two years and I'm doin it this year! Yearly! This tweet is a reply to @SuperGraffiti, who teased Strong Bad for his use of the word "yearly" in his previous Tweet.		27 Oct 2017🔗
	Don't forget to tweet me your great/terrible costumes so I can put em in my yearly slideshow and make fun of how messy your houses are! Video Transcript See Greatest American Homestar	27 Oct 2017🔗
Hmm, I can manage a Happy Freakin Birthdad!! How's that? This tweet is a reply to @xpapakyle, who asked if Strong Bad could wish their dad a happy birthday.		26 Oct 2017🔗
What's that Character 12? You left your gumption in the font suitcase? That, my mild man, is the definition of far out.... that's right. This tweet quotes @jamesalfredf, who posted a version of the Faceless Megacorp logo from Characters from Yonder Website edited to look like Homsar. Fun Facts		26 Oct 2017🔗
	Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript See Large Bean (toon) Fun Facts	25 Oct 2017🔗
I've always dreamed that Homestar's weird shirtbody would decide to strangle him one day. This tweet is a reply to @AzokoLoko, who posted a fanart of Homestar Runner appearing to be suffocated by his shirt.		24 Oct 2017🔗
	The internet is full of Wade Boggs?! This tweet is a reply to @NickBrickBuilds, who was confused as to the pronunciation of "wadbags" from a [#922979704373743616 previous reply]. Fun Facts	24 Oct 2017🔗
Cordless 'Lectric Boots?! But how did they fit the cooling fan and heat sink and carburetor in those wonders of science? This tweet is a reply to @Gmightyguin's retweet of @mattroeser, who posted a picture of a pair of boots with electric lights, similar to the 'Lectric Boots from extra plug.		24 Oct 2017🔗
It's okay. Creators change. Fans change. Perspectives change. But the internet will always be full of wadbags. This tweet is a reply to @EscapePOD87's retweet of @andymoney69, who was surprised that Penny Arcade still exists, as "even the strongbad guy had enough sense to stop doing it".		24 Oct 2017🔗
They're due whenever you dress up terribly as one of us and take a photo! I usually put up my slideshow a week or two after proper Ween. This tweet is a reply to @jediguykaleb, who asked when costume submissions were due for Fan Costumes 2017.		21 Oct 2017🔗
Hey @englishhistpod when in history did 'burnination' get shortened to 'burn' or 'burning'? And who's responsible? Normans? Saxons? Zaxxon?! Fun Facts		21 Oct 2017🔗
It's like the ending of Mario 2 cept way cooler! Snoozy SB dreams of beefed-up, abbed-up Cheat kickins! This tweet is a reply to the same fanart post by @guavajagular linked to in his previous Tweet. Fun Facts		21 Oct 2017🔗
This is some of the best Tobering of Inks I've seen all month! This tweet quotes @guavajagular, who posted an Inktober drawing of Strong Bad dreaming about his muscular, abbed-up self kicking The Cheat.		21 Oct 2017🔗
	That's just Sickly Sam at the dentist, man! This tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who posted a photo of a vaguely Strong Sad-like (or Sickly Sam-like) ghost head with a snake in its mouth, asking if it was "Strong Sad with a new part time job". Fun Facts	20 Oct 2017🔗
I love it! It's like I'm creepin at you through a murkmist! This tweet is a reply to @DrAngelMachine, who posted a blurry photo of a candlelit Strong Bad pumpkin.		20 Oct 2017🔗
Naw, just me rambling too much about northwise meeps. Ya gotta cut to the chase with meeps... This tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out Strong Bad's "suspicious edit" in the middle of the latest Skills of an Artist video.		19 Oct 2017🔗
Oh man! My Blue Diamond Phillips looks so shiny and valuable up there on my forehead! Nice woik, joik! This tweet is a reply to @GregzillaGT, who posted a black-and-white fanart drawing of Strong Bad. Fun Facts		18 Oct 2017🔗
	Let's all practice our northwise meeps on some tennis shorts with this week's Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript See Tennis Shorts Fun Facts	18 Oct 2017🔗
	The real parenting win is what appears to be either Giant Chunks of French Toast Cereal or possibly carnitas in sweetened condensed milk! This tweet is a reply to @johnvvells, who posted a photo of a child holding up a drawing of "TRAGDOR THE BURNuNATOR" and a burninated peasant and thatched-roof cottage. The food item Strong Bad refers to is on the table at the bottom of the photo.	15 Oct 2017🔗
Here's a YouTubrious link to yesterday's LiveSkills. Now in non-neck-straining landscape orientation! This tweet links to the YouTube version of Skills of an Artist LIVE!!.		12 Oct 2017🔗
That's The Homeschool Winner. He was just like Homestar cept smart and whiny and wimpy-- Oh wait, he was EXACTLY like Homestar cept smart. This tweet is a reply to @Neme303, who asked about the character in the Dancin' Bubs game who looked like Homestar Runner, but wasn't Homestar or Homsar, along with a picture of a fan-made trading card. Fun Facts		11 Oct 2017🔗
This gives me hope for the litigators of the future! Balance verification!! This tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted a photo of the Litigation Jackson poster (from rampage) that he has at his desk at a law firm.		11 Oct 2017🔗
Thanks for testing and tasting the waters with me! I'll learn how to get the thang ding to stay in landscape and we'll do this again soon! This tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, following up his livestreamed Skills of an Artist. Fun Facts		11 Oct 2017🔗
	Skills of an Artist LIVE! Now! Video Transcript See Skills of an Artist LIVE!! Fun Facts	11 Oct 2017🔗
(right here on tweetmouth.gov.) (I mean twitter. don't actually go to tweetmouth.gov) This tweet is a reply to @ReshofNowhere, who asked where they would find Strong Bad's upcoming livestream. Fun Facts		11 Oct 2017🔗
(i just do it right here on tweetmouth!) This tweet is a reply to @family_jules, who requested the link to his upcoming livestream.		11 Oct 2017🔗
Oh, by the dubs, It'll be right here on tweetmouth central! This tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet announcing a live Skills of an Artist.		11 Oct 2017🔗
Who wants to witness the trainwreck of a LIVE Skills of an Artist in about an hour (3pm EST)? Tune in and skill out! Fun Facts		11 Oct 2017🔗
Teacher of the year!! TOTY! TOTY! I hear the inordinately long walk is also great for fine motor, mindfulness, and peepants control! This tweet is a reply to @arandomgamer02, who had their preschool and kindergarten music classes "bend at the knees" in honor of Characters from Yonder Website. Fun Facts		9 Oct 2017🔗
Adorbz Alert! I wanna squish us all!! (cept for Creepo Depot Bubs, dunno where he's slinkin off to) This tweet quotes @Kosan_Takeuchi, who shared fanart of the entire main cast minus Homsar. Fun Facts		9 Oct 2017🔗
Although it IS now normal for people to put on costumes at any time for no reason whatsoever, I usually wait 'til after Halloween for this. This tweet is a reply to @fellas_only, who asked if Strong Bad was going to do a Fan Costumes 2017 soon.		8 Oct 2017🔗
This is some military-grade friend's momming right here! Do you know how often I dream of having my own undead head of Cardgage?! This tweet quotes @Gen1sBetter, whose friend's mom made him a realistic-looking Senor Cardgage mask for Halloween.		7 Oct 2017🔗
that picture is of my burner-nator phone. everybody needs a 'nator to handle all their shady dealings. This tweet is a reply to @LuNiney and @_eblu, who were debating how Strong Bad could have taken and posted a photo of his Compy phone. Fun Facts		7 Oct 2017🔗
The whole fambly would always gather 'round to listen to Roosevelt's fireside Cheats. This tweet is a reply to @DanaTerrace, who posted a photo of a Kick The Cheat doll near her fireplace. Fun Facts		7 Oct 2017🔗
	Thanks for the suggestion, @ProtagonJones! Here's this year's Mojiween Squint-ouette costumes! This tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to @ProtagonJones's suggestion in an earlier Tweet that Strong Bad should have done the Halloween teaser in squintmoji style. Fun Facts	6 Oct 2017🔗
You made him cute!! How did you make him cute?! I've never NOT gotten the jibblies from an image of the Poopsmith before! This tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted yet another piece of fanart, this time of the Poopsmith. Fun Facts		6 Oct 2017🔗
	Don't be fooled. I only tweet from this bad boy. This tweet is a reply to @LuNiney, whose "fantasies [were] crushed" when they saw the text "Twitter for iPhone" at the bottom of Strong Bad's latest Tweet. Fun Facts	6 Oct 2017🔗
	Get to speck-a-latin'! Halloween costume silhouettes are all up on! flash only: homestarrunner.com/ween17_teaser... Fun Facts	6 Oct 2017🔗
	Okay, but also I already made one a mills bills years ago. Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque, yo! homestarrunner.com/dangeresque.ht... This tweet is a reply to @lightmanx5, who requested that Strong Bad make an adventure game like the one linked in his Tweet. Fun Facts	5 Oct 2017🔗
I didn't see no video but all the sudden everybody started asking me about those chumps so I had to weigh in. This tweet is a reply to @TalesUnsung, who replied to Strong Bad's Tag Team Wrestling Tweet, saying he was waiting for his reply to the Angry Video Game Nerd episode.		5 Oct 2017🔗
I don't what an avgn is but peoples keep buggin me bou dis. This tweet is a reply to @YellowDogTweets, who linked to Strong Bad's previous Tweet and thought that Strong Bad watched the new AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) episode.		5 Oct 2017🔗
	This is all I will say on the subject: Image Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 3#Strong Bad vs Strong Bads Fun Facts	5 Oct 2017🔗
Fresh, hot, cold! Side effects include wine, women, and hyperglycemia. This tweet is a reply to @OmegaPlatinum, who posted a photo of various Halloween-themed doughnut flavors in a doughnut shop— including Witch's Brew-Berry. Fun Facts		5 Oct 2017🔗
Oh man! The FunMachine Crapvantage! I loved that thing. I played through ALL of Duck Guardian 2 on slow-mo! Took 3 months! This tweet is a reply to @levisamjuno, who posted a drawing of a game controller that they "accidentally" drew while trying to follow along with Strong Bad's instructions in the latest Skills of an Artist. Fun Facts		5 Oct 2017🔗
Headin down to the datum center to see what's up. But I'm more concerned with why you're on Videlectrix.com in 2017! Pigs on Head? This tweet is a reply to @SirTapTap, who alerted Strong Bad that the Videlectrix website was down. Fun Facts		4 Oct 2017🔗
I dunno, Pumpkin Bubs is getting dangerously close to paint daubs territory. Sharpie daubs count too, ya know! This tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who posted a photo of a marker-drawn "Pumpkin Bubs". Fun Facts		4 Oct 2017🔗
Nice work! #nodaubs4lyfe This tweet is a reply to @krbreitenbach, who posted a photo of eight carved Homestar Runner-themed pumpkins, calling them "the talismans of power". Fun Facts		4 Oct 2017🔗
The recipe (cept for the steam and sugar) is locked in a totally-not-a-shoebox vault and kept under 24 hour totally-not-just-Poodonkis guard This tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who requested a recipe for Grumblecakes. Fun Facts		3 Oct 2017🔗
	Deep cut! This is clearly Mario Paint era Strong Bad. This tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted another piece of fanart, this time of a grinning Strong Bad with teeth.	3 Oct 2017🔗
Aww. Lookit how cute The Cheat gets when I don't limit his Grumblecake-intake. Er, his Grumblintake. Chubcheat! This tweet quotes @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted fanart of a happy, chubby The Cheat. Fun Facts		3 Oct 2017🔗
I can neither confirm nor deny nor respect nor condone that Mopgene is related to Sharpdene. This tweet is a reply to @deboratlas, who asked if the glasses-wearing mop portraying Foxface in Shopping For Danger was Sharpdene's mild-mannered sister. Fun Facts		3 Oct 2017🔗
want so bad This tweet is a reply to @braverbeast, who suggested a Cuphead game with the Old-Timey characters.		3 Oct 2017🔗
	Thanks for participating in the Stuff-Strong-Bad-Might/Could-Do Exploratory Poll! Now back to our regularly scheduled Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript See Classic Stand-up Arcade Game Fun Facts	3 Oct 2017🔗
everything would still be free. the donate peoples would just get bonus crap like puppet video chats and livestreamed sloshy practice. This tweet is a reply to @AndrewRoks1998, who posted a screenshot of HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS! in response to Strong Bad's Patreon idea.		2 Oct 2017🔗
tfw (totally fumbling with) the idea of a Patreon-type deal. What you think? Poll Options Fun Facts		2 Oct 2017🔗
tfw (them frothy washings) make you forget you're supposed to be tfw-ing but at least you smell nice. This tweet is a reply to wiki user @PixstarRunner, who took issue with Strong Bad breaking his "tfw streak" with his previous Tweet. Fun Facts		2 Oct 2017🔗
	Scantron vs. The Visor Robot, @xArc_Knightx? I think-a we all know who would win that particular matchup!	1 Oct 2017🔗

September

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
	tfw (the finest work) I ever pinned my name to may have been this infomercial from aught nine. Video Transcript The video attached to this Tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD. Fun Facts	28 Sep 2017🔗
I wouldn't hold my collectorbreath if I were you. At least according to Count Longardeaux's Price Guide for Obscure Internet Cartoon Merch. This tweet is a reply to @TheKingOfRPing, who found their Homestar Runner figurines under their bed, in a box labelled "SELL WHEN EXPENSIVE".		30 Sep 2017🔗
	This is the best part of that collection anyway, man. All you need! #actualsciencelab This tweet is a reply to @nickpick150, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, asking about Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD. Video Transcript The video attached to this Tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.	30 Sep 2017🔗
	Aw man I'm in the opposite boat! My friggin VCR won't stop barfing up the thang dings! This tweet is a reply to @BigEnchidillo, who asked if there would be any more printings of strongbad email.exe Disc Six. Fun Facts	29 Sep 2017🔗
	tfw (thifty fousand wonderful) nerds are following my husky head! In thanks, have a deep cut where my accent totally hasn't changed I swear. Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 2#50K Followers Fun Facts	28 Sep 2017🔗
I KNEW it would work! They told me I was a madman! A laughing stock of both the racing and lumberjack worlds! Vindication is MIIIIINE!! This tweet is a reply to @shytenda, who posted a chainsaw car from what i want.		27 Sep 2017🔗
	tfw (this farout website) invites you to find your lost gumption with a new short YT: youtu.be/f4Bq42UdpAU Flash: homestarrunner.com/yonderwebsite.... Fun Facts	27 Sep 2017🔗
tfw (thoroughly frozen whales) finally thaw and you realize this idea was a LOT better on paper. Fun Facts		26 Sep 2017🔗
That's Denoob Largo, man! Maker of the Styleron Ecochair and other snooty, overpriced home furnishings! Wearer of ridiculous turtlenecks! This tweet is a reply to @h1psterelephant, who asked why there was a photograph of a guy in the chair's Flash file. Fun Facts		26 Sep 2017🔗
tfw (those fragrant whims) overcome you and you let yourself fall face first into the ball pit Fun Facts		25 Sep 2017🔗
	Lookit this bullcronk! What? I don't post enough of those 'tfw' tweets? Fine! It's all-tfw posts from now on until I get totally sick of it. Image Transcript Hi Strong Bad, Thanks for your request to verify @StrongBadActual. We reviewed the account, and unfortunately it is not eligible to be verified at this time. Please visit our Help Center for more information about the types of accounts we verify. Fun Facts	25 Sep 2017🔗
Sorry, in my terror I forgot to thank @_AlexHirsch for this new monstrosity (spoiler: it does NOT know the times) This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet. Fun Facts		24 Sep 2017🔗
	AHHHHH! Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 2#Weird Naked Teapot(?) Homestar Fun Facts	24 Sep 2017🔗
This is EXACTLY what it looks like when you face Homestar head-on and he flaps his underbeak at you! Be glad you only see us from the side!! This tweet quotes @_AlexHirsch, who posted a photo of some Homestar-like vases with various mouth shapes.		24 Sep 2017🔗
	Here's the twittervator pitch for Strong Bad's 'Drop A Train On Em' VR simulator. Who wouldn't wanna wreak havoc in this physics sandbox? Fun Facts	23 Sep 2017🔗
Patience! We're currently cramming a bunker full of device-agnostic cartoons in preparation for the flashpocalypse! This tweet is a reply to @lollliet (who replied to @Passeriform's comment on the previous link, expressing envy and admiration), saying they can't watch Homestar Runner due to a lack of Flash. Fun Facts		23 Sep 2017🔗
Look at him burninate the hairs right off your-- wait, so do you have popeye calves or popeye forearms? This tweet quotes @kenvanerp, who posted a photo of a new Trogdor tattoo. Fun Facts		22 Sep 2017🔗
I dunno. Call your local Telltale representative or bunnym'n today and demand it! This tweet is a reply to @EatMoPiza, who asked if a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Nintendo Switch port was possible. Fun Facts		22 Sep 2017🔗
Aw man! That poor French cruller he just stepped on!! WHY!! This tweet is a reply to @voltyline, who drew a stylistic Stinkoman with a cruller-like design on his foot.		22 Sep 2017🔗
	Master the subtleties and bubbleteas of Nature's Wave with a new Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript See Eagle Fun Facts	21 Sep 2017🔗
	Who forgort to port? Fun Facts	18 Sep 2017🔗
But there was no bigger stretch than her bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel 'Boss Ton, Mass.' This tweet is a reply to @ClayJAndres, who replied to the [#909064538250719232 previous Carmsquint Mirandoji Tweet] with an image of the words "a real stretch" on the Beverly Sportsinterviews book "Scar, Let Moe!" from hiding. Fun Facts		16 Sep 2017🔗
Admittedly more of an At-a-cursory-glance-moji than a proper Squint one. This tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.		16 Sep 2017🔗
	Me dressed up as Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji! (a stretch, I know) Fun Facts	16 Sep 2017🔗
	Definitely starring this guy This tweet is a reply to @bhgross144's same link that was [#908856751843397632 replied to earlier]. Fun Facts	15 Sep 2017🔗
For what? Bubs on the ticket stub next to dirty laundry? Yep. Sounds like a new Decemberween tradition to me! This tweet is a reply to @__admin_, who posted a photo of a Bubs figurine on the ticket stub next to dirty laundry as the new "elf on the shelf".		15 Sep 2017🔗
Not yet! But I see a VERY intriguing Let's Play in my near future! Who wouldn't wanna watch me speedrun DOTAD?! This tweet is a reply to @bhgross144, who linked to @decafjedi's photo of a game called "Dungeon of the Algebra Dragons", saying it's good that Trogdor's nerdy younger brother found work. Fun Facts		15 Sep 2017🔗
Stinkoman takes place one exty later apparently. This tweet is a reply to @bucketcapacity, who posted a photo of Metroid, with text mentioning the year 20X5.		15 Sep 2017🔗
	New level of difficulty! Halloween costume Squintmoji! Check out Homesquint dressed as John McEnroji! Fun Facts	15 Sep 2017🔗
I think this one wins. And forever burns itself into your nightmare pull-list. This tweet quotes @jgord, who replied to the [#908418632878837762 rejected commandos Tweet] with a drawing of Runfire as a monster.		15 Sep 2017🔗
Perfect companion to my post-Casino Night Zone playthrough speedrun unboxing reaction review show. This tweet is a reply to @Doctor_Robotski, who posted YouTube notifications on his phone, showing a video called "Sonic Official - 22 - The Pre-TGS Episode" at the top, and "Teen Girl Squad #7" at the bottom. Fun Facts		14 Sep 2017🔗
THRILL as he talks Gunhaver through setting up a personal blog on a popular template-based drag and drop hosting solution! This tweet quotes @theRealAlimus, who replied to the [#908418632878837762 rejected commandos Tweet] with a drawing of Little Albert as a tech guy.		14 Sep 2017🔗
I LOVE it when things come with mainstream success! Best toy accessory ever! Way better than when they come with a 'modicum of success.' This tweet quotes @JarradPayne, who replied to the [#908418632878837762 rejected commandos Tweet] with a drawing of Runfire as a musician, with his box labeled "MAINSTREAM SUCCESS!".		14 Sep 2017🔗
With you on this. Think I'm switchin to Filbert too. #Filbo4Lyfe This tweet is a reply to @Brimaxian, who replied to the previous link, saying he preferred Little Filbert to Little Albert.		14 Sep 2017🔗
This is what I'm talkin about! Little Albert Squintmoji! GO! ---🐌🐢 🧀 🍕⚠️ This tweet quotes @BenAstarb, who replied to the previous Tweet with drawings of Little Albert (mistakenly referred to as Little Filbert) and Bravegun, saying Little Filbert comes with a slice of real pizza. Fun Facts		14 Sep 2017🔗
	Runfire? Little Albert? Check out all these rejected Commando names I unearthed and then design what they should look like! Image Transcript Commando names for the CHEAT: -Fightgar -Firegun -Crackotage -Flashfight -Runfire -Bravegun -Silent Rip -Gun Haver -Little Albert -Reynold -Firebert -Ripberger sbemail 93 cont'd crowd - YEAH!! HOMSAR - Hav-a-tampa! HS - AWiGHT {unreadable} Fun Facts	14 Sep 2017🔗
I didn't think the Kitty could be topped for poshness but 'White Bengal Tiger Politely Holding Entire Roll of Toilet Paper' just might! This tweet is a reply to @KaijuForever, who posted a photo of a statue of said tiger. Fun Facts		12 Sep 2017🔗
	Hang in there everybody! Escape the chaos for a moment with the Calming Skills of a Soothing Artistfarout. Video Transcript See Cartoon Characters	11 Sep 2017🔗
In process! This tweet is a reply to @CrackAlecIn, who suggested all the Halloween specials to be uploaded to YouTube.		9 Sep 2017🔗
Classy! But the elevator in that theater burned down the stairs which short circuited all the ladders so it looks like you're gonna have to- This tweet is a reply to @GabeRoziak, who said the theater where he's seeing My Brother is playing The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I. Fun Facts		9 Sep 2017🔗
This one tweet's enough for me man! Let's not stop at Steam. Let's go full Grumblecakes with this thing! Steam AND sugar! This tweet is a reply to @Shdw_Mnky1224, who asked how many Retweets were needed to get Stinkoman 20X6 on Steam, plus level 10. Fun Facts		9 Sep 2017🔗
	Totally man. And you can have this. This tweet is a reply to an unknown Twitter user (as the Tweet was deleted) who asked Strong Bad to reply. Fun Facts	9 Sep 2017🔗
'Sizzlin' Szechuan Steve' totally sounds like a professional Texas hold-em player. Or maybe a lame jazz saxophonist on a cruise ship. This tweet is a reply to an unknown Twitter user (as the Tweet was deleted) who posted a packet of sizzlin' szechuan sauce. Fun Facts		8 Sep 2017🔗
You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible? This tweet is a reply to @jezzamonn, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying he would program the rest of the game. Fun Facts		8 Sep 2017🔗
	No, that braincrap end boss wasn't a Stinkoman level 10 relic. But these guys are! Tooth ooh lips? Fun Facts	8 Sep 2017🔗
Oh sculpt! He looks even shinier & rubbier in his CG model form! Lookit the hand forging and smithing details in that cannonmouth! This tweet quotes @mutatdjellyfish, who shared renders of the original CG Cannonmouth, saying he sculpted the Cannonmouth seen in the previous Tweet.		8 Sep 2017🔗
3D printed Cannonmouth! 15% infill, no raft, no supports, remember to UNCHECK 'ooh lips.' This tweet quotes @ColinMcInerror, who shared a 3D-printed Cannonmouth. Fun Facts		8 Sep 2017🔗
Don't tempt me! I'll make one of them shirts where the design stretches around the whole thing and looks like YOU have a family might/could! This tweet is a reply to @fardmuhammad, who expressed relief that there was no "family might/could" shirt in the Senor Cardgage collection. Fun Facts		7 Sep 2017🔗
Which ones you mean? The 'my head and crossbones' one? Or the 'prancey stripey Homestar' one? This tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who asked for the old hoodies to be brought back. Fun Facts		7 Sep 2017🔗
	Join Team Kneepads! Fly Air Cardgage! By propular demank! Cardgage-ish shirts in the Homestore! homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/se ... Fun Facts	7 Sep 2017🔗
Ye snatcheth the GRILL PAN and prepare to qualifry. Oh waiteth. Thy GRILL PAN needeth deglazing. Obvious exits are [P]revious Page and [T]OC This tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's previous reply by using the grill pan on the index. Fun Facts		6 Sep 2017🔗
You turneth to the Last page. An Index layeth nearby. Obvious entries are Flaskmaiden, Flaskmonger, and Grill Pan. Which wouldst thou pick? This tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's [#905495697176309761 textbook Thy Dungeonman reply] by saying he wanted to go to the last page and look for the index. Fun Facts		6 Sep 2017🔗
He's regressing! He thinks he should spend all his time mastering Macromedia Fireworks and Director!! This tweet is a reply to @InLibdingColor, who replied to Strong Bad's [#905493036192468992 bowling animations] Tweet, asking if The Cheat was learning ToonBoom Harmony. Fun Facts		6 Sep 2017🔗
You are in yon textbook. Ye see a maiden. She needeth more flasks. Obvious exits are [N]ext page and [L]ast page. What wouldst thou deaux? This tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who posted an image of a textbook, with an illustration of someone asking how to get more glass flasks. Fun Facts		6 Sep 2017🔗
Easta Eggs, yo This tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where it was from.		6 Sep 2017🔗
	With the death of Flash looming, The Cheat is looking for animation work. Here's his old reel of bowling animations. Alert Lord Brunswick! Video Transcript The video attached to this Tweet is each of the Easter eggs from Labor Dabor, played in order. Fun Facts	6 Sep 2017🔗
	Here's the full sprite sheet for Strong Bad's Dog Doo & Cotton Candy Challenge. I dunno what the gameplay was but lookit that dog doo dash! Fun Facts	5 Sep 2017🔗
"No Loafing" This tweet is a reply to @CaptainDanRG, who asked why the only account Strong Bad is following is dedicated to the Batman '60s TV show. Fun Facts		5 Sep 2017🔗
	This week's Skills of an Artist Game Pak comes equipped with End Boss Feature! Video Transcript See End Boss Fun Facts	4 Sep 2017🔗
	WIP This tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking for a Pan Pan squintmoji.	3 Sep 2017🔗
	Squintoman/Stinkomoji sez: HaHaHaha! You are the boatfoot! HaHaHaHafoot! Fun Facts	3 Sep 2017🔗
Cool. Next time I'll be sure and check Lame Beardo Guy's Guide to What Strong Bad Can and Can't Say. I haven't updated my edition since '11. This tweet is a reply to @elishapsmith (nicknamed Lame Beardo Guy at the time), who replied to the [#903943234321358849 previous Mario Kart link], booing Strong Bad for making references to Mario when he's only supposed to make obscure pop culture references.		2 Sep 2017🔗
Yes. 'Untold' in the sense that on one ever told anyone that it was worth millions. This tweet is a reply to @A_Schroed, who apparently found a Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD while going through stuff for a garage sale, asking if it was worth untold millions.		2 Sep 2017🔗
🎶Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives. We'll red shell Birdo's Ooh Lips and we'll sail to Yoshi's Isle🎶 This tweet quotes @EdbotnikThe, who added the Wagon Fulla Pancakes as a kart in Mario Kart: Double Dash. Fun Facts		2 Sep 2017🔗
You caught me man. Mainly I was just too lazy to change all that 'text on a line' in illustrator. This tweet is a reply to @supersuck64, who replied to the previous Tweet, complaining that the wavy text had not been changed to "The Thnikkamoji". Fun Facts		1 Sep 2017🔗
	"Yeah, squint up, kid!" Video Transcript {A slightly edited version of The Thnikkaman squintmoji from the previous reply walks across a gray background, with "Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!!" in wavy letters above him. As he turns around and walks the other way, the "Comes" changes to "Goes".} Fun Facts	1 Sep 2017🔗
	Yeah shut up, kid? This tweet is a reply to @johngentile, who replied to the [#903292330597285889 previous squintmoji Tweet], asking for a squintmoji of Biscuitdoughhandsman or The Thnikkaman. Image Transcript HereComes Thnikka man HereComes Thnikka HereCoThe Thnik Fun Facts	1 Sep 2017🔗

August

Text / Transcript		Date / Link
	Naw, that'd be more like this: This tweet is a reply to @hekuchanz, who replied to the [#903292330597285889 previous squintmoji Tweet], saying it looked like an anime version of Strong Bad when squinting.	31 Aug 2017🔗
Oh dangmangle! The prophecy! My whole life has been leading up to the squintmageddon! This tweet is a reply to @ClaytonJAndres, who replied to the previous Tweet, asked if the unfinished monument in Strong Badia (consisting of the Stop Sign) was a squintmoji prototype of Strong Bad's right foot. Fun Facts		31 Aug 2017🔗
	I can't stop you guys! My brain is now replacing actual memories with squintmoji! Fun Facts	31 Aug 2017🔗
The consummate kinda gets lost in translation but otherwise it looks pretty great! Print one out! Use the gold/chocolate hybrid PLA filament This tweet is a reply to @3DPProfessor, who made Trogdor using Doodle3D. Fun Facts		31 Aug 2017🔗
	Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous squintèd, stripèd pants? Fun Facts	30 Aug 2017🔗
Oh man! The Cheat's video for my Grumblecakes jam is a bonus feature on that thing! I haven't watched that mess in forever! This tweet is a reply to @Nina_NintyRobo, who apparently found a copy of strongbad email.exe Disc Four at a local video store. Fun Facts		29 Aug 2017🔗
	Mister Senor himself! Squint along with me brothers and sisters! Video Transcript {Cut to a comparison shot, with Senor Cardgage on the left side, labelled "ORIGINAL", and his squintmoji on the right, labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION". Squintification turns to 10%, 25%, 50%, and 75%, as the image becomes blurrier. A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on.} Fun Facts	29 Aug 2017🔗
	Kick that can of water soup, The Homestar Runner! Fun Facts	29 Aug 2017🔗
Amazing use of negative space to achieve picket fencitude! Majesty is repeatedly biting you in the face! This tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the [#902254501326970882 previous squintmoji Tweet] with a squintmoji of the Strong Badia flag. Fun Facts		28 Aug 2017🔗
	Brother Graw Mad! (maybe on rolla skates?) Fun Facts	28 Aug 2017🔗
	(no text) This tweet is a reply to @nsub1, who posted an image of a Terrible Herbst car wash, saying Senor Cardgage was naming things again. Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 3#Cardgage Meets His Match	28 Aug 2017🔗
	Squintmojis everybody! Now YOU try it! Let's see who we can barely recognize! YT: youtu.be/S1pxD-N3g5U Flash: homestarrunner.com/squintmoji.html	28 Aug 2017🔗
	(no text) This tweet is a reply to @Hayden_TF, who posted a photo of a Kick The Cheat toy, asking "Can I kick it?" Image Transcript YORS YA CORN! Fun Facts	26 Aug 2017🔗
Totally inaccurate! I haven't worn that belt buckle since, like, 3rd grade! And only 2 underjohns?! Everybody knows I'm septuple U-J rated! This tweet is a reply to @CarefullyWorded, saying he found a genuine Strong Bad Halloween costume, a muscular body with striped pants and a "STRONG" belt. Fun Facts		26 Aug 2017🔗
That startup sound isn't just classy, it's CLASSIO!! This tweet quotes @tyler_seip792, who shared a video of himself playing the Lappy 486 startup sound on a Casio keyboard. Fun Facts		25 Aug 2017🔗
Oh dangle! We got ourselves a tattoo war goin'! This tweet quotes @ColinMcInerror, who shared a picture of a Strong Badia flag tattoo.		25 Aug 2017🔗
(that's the sequel) This tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @xplodingrandmas, clarifying what he meant by SBCG5AP.		25 Aug 2017🔗
Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP! This tweet is a reply to @xplodingrandmas, who replied to Nintendo of America's Tweet regarding Telltale games arriving on Nintendo Switch, asking if there was going to be a Switch port of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People. Fun Facts		25 Aug 2017🔗
Wait! When did he get demoted from Commander to Captain? Secret City politics are brutal man! This tweet is a reply to @JohnsonCityReb, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying that it was better than Captain Mark could have ever dreamed. Fun Facts		24 Aug 2017🔗
	Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript See Muscleman	24 Aug 2017🔗
I dunno if this is real or a penjob, but either way I vehemently support adorning one's flesh with Onion Bubs. This tweet quotes @cheatapple, who shared a picture of an Onion Bubs tattoo.		24 Aug 2017🔗
	Hmm. I dunno. Maybe an Old Timey 1936 Homsar? Has there ever been one of those? This tweet is a reply to @doglikegroove, who asked if a bottle of soy sauce looked like Homsar.	23 Aug 2017🔗
	This is some cute fan art and all @3Dchatworm, but some WEIRD freakin' stuff starts happening when you touch Homsar. Video Transcript {Cut to fanart of Strong Sad holding Homsar against a dark gray background. With squishing sounds, Strong Sad's head rotates clockwise so that his face is facing up, and his "soft-serve flip" is facing down. Then his face moves back to its normal position (without the rest of his head), as nostrils appear under his mouth, making it appear to be a nose, and his soft-serve flip like a mouth. Strands of hair appear at the top of his head.} STRONG SAD: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAah! {Strong Sad's head goes back to normal.}	23 Aug 2017🔗
Now I want The Hurricane to be a reality!! I really dig that you gave her single-nail soolnds too! Her and Sharpdene should form a band! This tweet is a reply to @3Dchatworm's stylized drawing of The Hurricane. Fun Facts		19 Aug 2017🔗
Yes! I encourage everyone to apply their own personal touch! If your moms'll be more convinced by an herbs n' spices bot, then GOFORIT! This tweet quotes @pullahoko, who shared his attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist. Instead of hiding his drawing as a chef's bathroom, he made it a robot that gives out herbs and spices.		19 Aug 2017🔗
	Maybe you're right. But MY sometimes-tongue is WAY cooler than Homestar's! This tweet is a reply to @_profjordan_, who corrected Strong Bad's statement that Homestar doesn't have a tongue by posting a screenshot of Homestar from being mean. Fun Facts	18 Aug 2017🔗
	I dunno where you got that picture from either @GryphonAMX, but when you get a slice of watermelon like that, there's only one thing to do. Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 1#Watermelonade Homeslice Fun Facts	18 Aug 2017🔗
More like pivoting to updated content. But I can go back to the old way if you like. See you in 4 years! This tweet is a reply to @Mink_Car who, after viewing Strong Bad's latest Skills of an Artist, said he was "pivoting to video".		18 Aug 2017🔗
	Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together! Video Transcript See Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds	18 Aug 2017🔗
Thank YOU! Lookit all that squash and stretch! I love it! I wanna pile those noodle arms into a bowl and dump some alfredo sauce on em! This tweet is a reply to @gamegrumps11287's Tweet thanking Strong Bad for being a cool guy, along with a GIF of a walking floppy-looking Strong Bad. Fun Facts		17 Aug 2017🔗
	Dunno why, but I'm gettin a distinctive instant martians vibe from this drawing. Or I guess I should say 'mortions' in this case. This tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's Coach Z art. Fun Facts	17 Aug 2017🔗
	Hey nice fan art, @kylelabriola-- WAITAMINUTE! Homestar doesn't have a tongue!! This tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's art, depicting Homestar Runner with a tongue.	16 Aug 2017🔗
	I made a new Strong Bad Email. That is all. YT: youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw Flash: homestarrunner.com/sbemail207.html (thanks @El_Buendonado, you win) Fun Facts	14 Aug 2017🔗
Hmm, let's see... How bout 'Four-door sedan,' 'over there,' and um... 'Aaron Burr, sir.' This tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who asked Strong Bad for some phrases his 4-year-old son could practice in order to become Homestar's voice double. Fun Facts		11 Aug 2017🔗
Hot brixx! Look at how posh! This should be, like, a toilet hood ornament! Oh man!! Toilet's totally NEED hood ornaments you guys! This tweet quotes @NickBrickBuilds, who shared a 3D Lego toilet paper roll held up by a kitty, referencing the Skills of an Artist episode Posh Toilet Paper.		11 Aug 2017🔗
	Enjoy all-day Marshalade with the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles-So-Near medicated patch! (thanks for the inspiration @CraftingGeek!) Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 1#Nibbles So Near Fun Facts	9 Aug 2017🔗
	Big thanks to @forestersct @slackerdook and @Hayden_TF for coming by the stu-jo and recording some lackluster crowd sounds for sbemail207! Video Transcript {Cut to a still image of three people holding Casio keyboards with Puppet Strong Bad in the corner} {lackluster crowd sounds} Fun Facts	8 Aug 2017🔗
	Saw this pic through @DocJohn90 and @FacesPics. This is definitely a Strong (carry-on) Bag. Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 2#Strong Big Toe	7 Aug 2017🔗
	Cannonmouth! The new classic! Video Transcript See Cannonmouth	2 Aug 2017🔗
There's no way Marshie would be that psyched with Nibbles so near. Ooh! New product! Fluffypuff Nibbles-So-Near convenient medicinal patch! This tweet quotes @CraftingGeek, who shared a cross-stitch of Marshie and Nibbles. Fun Facts		1 Aug 2017🔗

July

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	Found this in the instructions for one of my old handhelds. Apparently this was at the height of calculator cachet. #treatitlikeacalculator Image Transcript TAKING CARE OF YOUR GAME Fun Facts	31 Jul 2017🔗
No, but if you punch us in the stomach in the first 10 seconds of Round 1, we both puke! This tweet is a reply to @Judahe, who replied to Strong Bad's Punch-Out!! GIF by asking if he and Soda Popinski went out for Cold Ones. Fun Facts		31 Jul 2017🔗
You guys! Your fan art continues to reach untold levels of make-me-look-awesome! This tweet quotes @Rikert_b's "amazing fan art" that Strong Bad responded to earlier.		30 Jul 2017🔗
	Oh I got it, @RipplinBuck. I was just, um, saving it to put in Stinkoman Level 10. Which I believe has been delayed to the ACTUAL year 20X6. This tweet is a reply to @RipplinBuck, who posted a mecha version of Strong Bad, complaining that it never got featured on Weekly Fanstuff when he sent it. Fun Facts	29 Jul 2017🔗
	I will see your amazing fan art and raise you THIS! This tweet is a reply to @Rikert_b, who posted a stylized drawing of Strong Bad against a Tandy 400 background. Fun Facts	29 Jul 2017🔗
Don't worry. He's clearly just gasping at an empty pool skimmer in which he was hoping to find his lost retainer. This tweet is a reply to @Chris_Vivier, who posted a picture of a pool sign, pointing out its resemblance to Strong Sad.		28 Jul 2017🔗
This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!! This tweet quotes @scarfmezzo, who shared their attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist, replacing the cat with The Cheat and making the roll of toilet paper look like Strong Sad (including a speech bubble that reads "I'm sad that I'm plying."). Fun Facts		28 Jul 2017🔗
Don't be afraid. These are just the opening spasms of the prelims of the fits and starts of my death throes! This tweet is a reply to @destroyernoah, who pointed out Strong Bad's frequent updates and said that it's scaring him.		26 Jul 2017🔗
Shut up, lady! This tweet is a reply to @CamTroid and @pullahoko. In response to Strong Bad's toilet paper drawing lesson, @pullahoko drew toilet paper with Biscuitdoughhandsman's likeness on it, similar to the paper towel in licensed. @CamTroid replied with the "Shut Up, Lady" lady's line from that email.		26 Jul 2017🔗
	Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this! Video Transcript See Posh Toilet Paper Fun Facts	26 Jul 2017🔗
Where do I sign up for this STEAM STEM STOM Makerwhatev Camp?! Arduino? More like Ardui-YES! This tweet quotes @FredBenitez, who shared a video of a Trogdor-based electronic mechanism. Fun Facts		25 Jul 2017🔗
	'When Flash is truly dead, our lives will be nothing more than one loooong exported PNG sequence.' - Strong Sad Allen Poe Image Transcript The is! niend is! nigheran! nighthan! Be𝑓ore! Fun Facts	25 Jul 2017🔗
Beefy legs?! Your 12-year-old has crossbred Trogdor with the S is for Sucks Dragon!! He must be stopped! (i dig that flaming peasant tho) This tweet is a reply to @jstanley0, who posted a Trogdor-inspired dragon drawn by his son.		24 Jul 2017🔗
Why? Are you the mythological 'Beehan'?! And you need me to tell you to 'kick it out?!' This tweet is a reply to @jarate_pro, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking Strong Bad to reply with a random quote from "the 87th sbemail" (mile). Fun Facts		24 Jul 2017🔗
	Brother Graw Mad is inconsolable over the loss of MS Paint. Let's all pour a little libation outta our Paint Bucket Tools today. Fun Facts	24 Jul 2017🔗
	Don't forget these guys from the Millionzoic Era! I AM NOT EXEMPT!! This tweet is a reply to @e_karasz, who drew alternate prehistoric versions of Strong Bad and Homestar. Fun Facts	24 Jul 2017🔗
	That's pretty dang accurate, @SmallLindsay! But you forgot the best part of those movies! Listen & Loin! This tweet is a reply to @SmallLindsay, who said she was reviewing Miyazaki films in Strong Bad's voice, and posted a picture of a review she posted on Discord (consisting of the first four sentences Strong Bad says in the video). Video Transcript {A still image of Strong Bad on the phone is shown with the text "Voice of: Strong Bad via unplugged 'ol landline"} STRONG BAD: It's pretty baller. You got yer little girl. Yer grandpa spider. Yer pig time parents. Know what I'm talking about. And every time in the third act, without fail, something gets huge and giant and starts oozing blood and goop all over the place! And at that point in the movie, I always get the Studio a-Ghibli-jibblie-jibblies! Fun Facts	23 Jul 2017🔗
	Just so's everybody knows, my appearance on @cyborgturkey is NOT an official collaborasche! Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!! Fun Facts	22 Jul 2017🔗
	Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.' Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 1#Craze-O Facemake 2 Fun Facts	20 Jul 2017🔗
	Sorry @m0mentring, Space Robo-Bubs is no match for... Image Transcript {The Int-Ball floats aboard the International Space Station. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the Int-Ball off the screen, taking its place.}	18 Jul 2017🔗
	New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'! Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 1#Craze-O Facemake 1 Fun Facts	17 Jul 2017🔗
	No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over! Video Transcript See Sammich Fun Facts	12 Jul 2017🔗

May

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	It does when I utilize THIS bad girl! This tweet is a reply to @virtualboy96, who, responding to the previous Tweet, asked if a Tweet would count as an email. Image Transcript Edgar Jr's Cool Babysitter's TWEE-MAIL CONVERTER programmed entirely while Edgar Jr. was in the bath. Fun Facts	23 May 2017🔗
	Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked. Image Transcript Dear Strong Bad, ________________________________ ________________________________ ________________________________ ________________________________ ___________________ Woefully yours, ______ ______ Fun Facts	23 May 2017🔗

March

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	(no text) This tweet is a reply to @sharktoothbubs, who asked if Strong Bad had forgotten the character of the same name in the previous Tweet, and even went so far as to include a screenshot from Dangeresque: Puppet Squad. Video Transcript {A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.} SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'! {The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.}	21 Mar 2017🔗
	Happy World Puppet Day apparently! Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 1#World Puppet Day Fun Facts	21 Mar 2017🔗

February

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	Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! #themakeromancer Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 2#The Makeromancer Fun Facts	13 Feb 2017🔗
	Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it. Video Transcript {Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void and sings a song.} SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we— {Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.} DEE: {singing slowly} Are we— {Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.} BOTH: —gonna make romance? {Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust} Fun Facts	12 Feb 2017🔗