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''The girls are looking SO GOOD!''


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'''Teen Girl Squad''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s comic series, crudely drawn on [[Paper Background|notebook paper]], centered around four blandly-named teenage girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look "SO GOOD!". Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|strange and gruesome deaths]] thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.
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The series began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. [[The Brothers Chaps]] have also admitted to using it as an outlet for [[The Only Girl|new female characters]].


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The most popular [[Running Gags|running gags]] in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!"; the vocalized [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeias]] used when a character dies, often ending in [[-'d]] as in "MSG'd" or "cerebullum'd"; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format [[Ow! My X!]], such as "my most of me" or "my [[Style|style]]". Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming "IT'S OVER!".


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== Issues ==
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'''Teen Girl Squad''' is a purposefully crudely drawn [[comic]] series, drawn on notebook paper, which centers around four stereotypical teenage girls' quest to become popular and to look &quot;SO GOOD!&quot;, or so they say. Of course, they never appear to succeed due to being always on a different track. Its origins began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked [[Strong Bad]] to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own; the [[Brothers Chaps]] have also admitted to using it as an outlet for new female characters. In each issue, the blandly named girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — perform typical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, attracting cute boys, or babysitting, but Strong Bad's overactive imagination often subjects the girls to strange and gruesome deaths. Being [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|killed]] doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, however, as they always return for the next issue, or sometimes simply later in the episode. The two most popular gags in the series are the girls' catchphrase, &quot;SO GOOD!&quot;, and the onomatopoeia used when a character dies — [[-'d]], for example: &quot;Lathe'd!&quot;, used to describe What's Her Face's being killed by spinning near a blade. Another common gag involves the girls exclaiming something in the format [[Ow! My X!]] to express pain in an unorthodox area, such as &quot;my most of me&quot; or &quot;my [[Style|style]]&quot;.
 
'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
 
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== Contents ==
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* [#Issues 1 Issues]
* [#Strong_Bad.27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People 2 Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]
* [#Other_Appearances 3 Other Appearances]
* [#Fun_Facts 4 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 5 External Links]
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== <span class="mw-headline">Issues</span> ==
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| [[File:tgs1.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]<br />(from [[comic]])
(from [[comic]])
| 0:52
| 0:52
| December 2, 2002
| December 2, 2002
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| [[File:Tgs2.PNG|[[File:Tgs2.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:Tgs2.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
| 1:12
| 1:12
| February 10, 2003
| February 10, 2003
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| [[File:tgs3.PNG|[[File:tgs3.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:tgs3.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
| 1:37
| 1:37
| May 12, 2003
| May 12, 2003
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|-
| [[File:tgs4.png|[[File:tgs4.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:tgs4.png|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
| 1:38
| 1:38
| September 15, 2003
| September 15, 2003
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|-
| [[File:tgs5.PNG|[[File:tgs5.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:tgs5.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
| 1:57
| 1:57
| March 1, 2004
| March 1, 2004
|-
|-
| [[File:tgs6.PNG|[[File:tgs6.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:tgs6.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]<br />([[Decemberween]] Special)
([[Decemberween]] Special)
| 1:22
| 1:22
| July 12, 2004
| July 12, 2004
|-
|-
| [[File:tgs7.PNG|[[File:tgs7.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:tgs7.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]<br />(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad)
(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad)
| 1:53
| 1:53
| August 23, 2004
| August 23, 2004
|-
|-
| [[File:Kissy Boots.PNG|[[File:Kissy_Boots.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:Kissy_Boots.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
| 2:24
| 2:24
| January 17, 2005
| January 17, 2005
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|-
| [[File:Drivers Eded.png|[[File:Drivers_Eded.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:Drivers_Eded.png|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
| 2:05
| 2:05
| June 20, 2005
| June 20, 2005
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|-
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|[[File:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]<br />(Tenthennial Extravaganza)
(Tenthennial Extravaganza)
| 3:34
| 3:34
| October 10, 2005
| October 10, 2005
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| [[File:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|[[File:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
| 3:30
| 3:30
| July 17, 2006
| July 17, 2006
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| [[File:TeenGirlSquad12.png|[[File:TeenGirlSquad12.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad12.png|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]<br />(Valentimes Day Special)
(Valentimes Day Special)
| 3:20
| 3:20
| February 12, 2007
| February 12, 2007
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| [[File:TeenGirlSquad13.png|[[File:TeenGirlSquad13.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad13.png|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]
| 3:25
| 3:25
| June 18, 2007
| June 18, 2007
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| [[File:tgs14_Scantron_armor.png|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]
 
| 3:40
| 3:40
| May 12, 2008
| May 12, 2008
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| [[File:tgs 15.png|[[File:tgs_15.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:tgs_15.png|100px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
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=== Spin-Offs ===
== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]</span> ==
 
These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.
 
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| February 16, 2009
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| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
| 1:35
| October 19, 2009
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=== Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People ===


During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where your goal is to make Strong Bad laugh heartily to get the high score by killing all four girls during the course of the comics. You do this by using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes. However some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the cards that provide additional ways to kill the girls.
During the first three episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.


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| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]
| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]
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| [[File:CaveGirlSquad.png|[[File:CaveGirlSquad.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:CaveGirlSquad.png|100px]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad]]
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| [[File:TGSMeetsLimozeen.png|[[File:TGSMeetsLimozeen.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[File:TGSMeetsLimozeen.png|100px]]
| [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]
| [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]
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=== Other Appearances ===
== <span class="mw-headline">Other Appearances</span> ==


* [[404'd]]
* [[404'd]]
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* Email [[theme park]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[theme park]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[death metal]]
* Email [[death metal]]
* [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
* [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
* Email [[pizza joint]]
* Email [[pizza joint]]
* Email [[love poems]]
* Email [[love poems]]
* Email [[magic trick]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[magic trick]] (Easter egg)
* [[4 Gregs]]
* [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
* [[Really Cool Boat]]
* [[Really Cool Boat]]
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 13]])
== Menu ==


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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==


* Every episode has a different &quot;description&quot; of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button ([https://homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf swf file here]). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
''Teen Girl Squad menu''


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'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
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! Issue
! Cheerleader
! So and So
! What's Her Face
! The Ugly One
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| [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]]
| hair products!
| plaid skirt!
| baggy clothes!
| drill team!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]
| cheer!
| fashion sense!
| unpopular!
| hygiene?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
| growth spurt!
| school spirit!
| pity friend!
| [[psoriasis]]!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
| boy crazy!
| math crazy!
| whatev!
| actually crazy
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
| cool parents!
| student council!
| shop lifting?
| prepaid lunch!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
| two piece!
| one piece!
| same clothes!
| three piece?!!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]
| wants a pony
| wants a savings bond
| wants a new stepdad
| wants to be cheerleader
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
| fattycakes!
| polite and boring!
| lice and more!
| boy or girl?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
| top 40 hits!
| hooked on classics!
| college radio!
| listens to pinebark!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
| backyard pool!
| library!
| 24 hour diner!
| parking deck?
|-
| Issue 9 [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|(YouTube version)]]
| pool lifeguard!
| math tutor!
| sandwich artist!
| still goes to camp!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]
| groovy grapefruit pink
| viscious violent violet
| radacious bodadical razzberry blue
| gnarly nursing home green
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
| cell phone!
| pager!
| rotary phone!
| geiger counter!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]
| red undies!
| whitman's sampler!
| black roses!
| pink eye!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]
| $15/hour!!
|
| $4.75/hour!
| plain yogurt/hour!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]
| most likely to!
| more than likely to succeed!
| least likely to care
| like, mostly to secede?
|-
| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]]
| college boys!!
| mathlete boys!!
| any boys!!
| shrimp po'boys!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
| strapless!
| puffy sleeves!
| tie and t-shirt!
| leftover brine??!
|}


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Teen Girl Squad used to have its own menu page, at [[homestarrunner.com]]/tgsmenu.html. Currently, TGS toons are simply listed in a submenu of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].


* Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loads, the girls say something different. The message on Cheerleader's shirt also changes. The possibilities are below.
Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loaded, phrases said by the girls and the message on Cheerleader's shirt changed:


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! Quote
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! Cheerleader's shirt
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me &quot;young man&quot;
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me "young man"
| style="text-align: center;"| solid<br />
| style="text-align:center" | solid<br />gold
gold
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|-
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper.
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper.
| style="text-align: center;"| party<br />
| style="text-align:center" | party<br />[[Thyme|thyme]]
[[Thyme|thyme]]
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| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool.
| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool.
| style="text-align: center;"| hott<br />
| style="text-align:center" | hott<br />type!
type!
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| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll.
| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll.
| style="text-align: center;"| rich<br />
| style="text-align:center" | rich<br />[[Grrl|grrl]]
[[Grrl|grrl]]
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|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart
| style="text-align: center;"| 2<br />
| style="text-align:center" | 2<br />cool<br />4<br />u
cool<br />
4<br />
u
|-
|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party!
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party!
| style="text-align: center;"| boy<br />
| style="text-align:center" | boy<br />:P<br />monger
:P<br />
monger
|-
|-
| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD!
| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD!
| style="text-align: center;"| 2<br />
| style="text-align:center" | 2<br />cute
cute
|}
 
Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu (now a [[Neon 404'd]]).
 
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* The AhnbergHand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to &quot;Americanize&quot;. However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
== Fun Facts ==
 
* Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button ([https://old.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf swf file here]). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
 
Issue  Cheerleader  So and So  What's Her Face  The Ugly One
 
[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]]  hair products!  plaid skirt!  baggy clothes!  drill team!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]  cheer!  fashion sense!  unpopular!  hygiene?
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]  growth spurt!  school spirit!  pity friend!  [[psoriasis]]!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]  boy crazy!  math crazy!  whatev!  actually crazy


* The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Leet|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] cool parents! student council! shop lifting?  prepaid lunch!


* So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]  two piece!  one piece!  same clothes!  three piece?!!


* Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the Toons page while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu.
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]  wants a pony  wants a savings bond  wants a new stepdad  wants to be cheerleader


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[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]  fattycakes!  polite and boring!  lice and more!  boy or girl?
== <span class="mw-headline">External Links </span> ==


* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad view the Teen Girl Squad menu]
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] top 40 hits!  hooked on classics!  college radio!  listens to pinebark!


* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html view the Teen Girl Squad menu] on the old [[Flash]] site
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] backyard pool!  library!  24 hour diner!  parking deck?
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.swf view the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad menu]


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Issue 9 [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|(YouTube version)]]  pool lifeguard!  math tutor!  sandwich artist!  still goes to camp!


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[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]  groovy grapefruit pink  viscious violent violet  radacious bodadical razzberry blue  gnarly nursing home green
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[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]] cell phone!  pager!  rotary phone!  geiger counter!
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| colspan="9" style="font-size: small"| '''Most Recent [[Toons]]'''
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| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Big Toons]]'''
[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold|Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]]<br />
''Dec 24, 2016''


| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Shorts]]'''
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]] red undies!  whitman's sampler!  black roses!  pink eye!
[[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic]]<br />
''Dec 31, 2020''


| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Toons|Holidays]]'''
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] $15/hour!!  ''{not in intro}'' $4.75/hour!  plain yogurt/hour!
[[Fan 'Stumes 2020|Fan 'Stumes 2020‎]]<br />
''Nov 25, 2020''


| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]] most likely to!  more than likely to succeed!  least likely to care  like, mostly to secede?
[[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]]<br />
''Nov 25, 2020''


| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]] college boys!!  mathlete boys!!  any boys!!  shrimp po'boys!
[[the next april fools thing]]<br />
''Apr 1, 2018''


| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Video Stuff]]'''
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]] strapless!  puffy sleeves!  tie and t-shirt!  leftover brine??!
[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]]<br />
''August 6, 2021''


| style="width: 11.11%"| ''''''Teen Girl Squad''''''
* The AhnbergHand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]<br />
''May 11, 2009''


| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
* The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Leet|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]<br />
''Apr 1, 2016''


| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[YouTube]]'''
* So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
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''Oct 27, 2021''


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== External Links ==


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* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad view the Teen Girl Squad listings on the TV Time Toon Menu]


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* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html view the Teen Girl Squad menu] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.swf view the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad menu]


[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Lists|Lists]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]</span>
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! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | '''Teen Girl Squad'''
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| '''''Main:''''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]]<br />'''''[[The Gregs|Gregs]]:''''' [[Sci-Fi Greg]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]]<br />'''''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor]]:''''' [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]], [[Brainkrieg]], [[Fighting Growlbacks]], [[Manolios Ugly One|Manolios]], [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Olympic Man and Coach]], [[Peacey P]], [[Quarterman]], [[she likes cloth]], [[Thomas]], [[Tompkins]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Issues'''
| '''''Main:''''' [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]], [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!|Issue 8½]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]<br />'''''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br />'''''Toons:''''' [[4 Gregs]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|Locations]], [[Teen Girl Squad Other Costumes|Costumes]], [[Teen Girl Squad (theme song)|Theme Song]], [[Fangs]], [[-'d]], [[Ow! My X!]], [[Captioned Transitions]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other'''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths]], [[404'd]], [[Neon 404'd]], [[Podstar Runner|Teen Girl Squadcast]]
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

The girls are looking SO GOOD!

Teen Girl Squad is Strong Bad's comic series, crudely drawn on notebook paper, centered around four blandly-named teenage girls — Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One — and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look "SO GOOD!". Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' strange and gruesome deaths thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.

The series began in the Strong Bad Email comic, when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. The Brothers Chaps have also admitted to using it as an outlet for new female characters.

The most popular running gags in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!"; the vocalized onomatopoeias used when a character dies, often ending in -'d as in "MSG'd" or "cerebullum'd"; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format Ow! My X!, such as "my most of me" or "my style". Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming "IT'S OVER!".

Issues

Screenshot Issue Running Time Date
Issue 1
(from comic) 		0:52 December 2, 2002
Issue 2 1:12 February 10, 2003
Issue 3 1:37 May 12, 2003
Issue 4 1:38 September 15, 2003
Issue 5 1:57 March 1, 2004
Issue 6
(Decemberween Special) 		1:22 July 12, 2004
Issue 7
(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad) 		1:53 August 23, 2004
Issue 8 2:24 January 17, 2005
Issue 9 2:05 June 20, 2005
Issue 10
(Tenthennial Extravaganza) 		3:34 October 10, 2005
Issue 11 3:30 July 17, 2006
Issue 12
(Valentimes Day Special) 		3:20 February 12, 2007
Issue 13 3:25 June 18, 2007
Issue 14 3:40 May 12, 2008
Issue 15 4:14 May 11, 2009

Spin-Offs

These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.

Screenshot Issue Running Time Date
4 Gregs 3:20 February 16, 2009
Decomposing Pumpkins 1:35 October 19, 2009

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.

In Baddest of the Bands, the Teen Girl Squad issue is non-interactive.

Screenshot Issue
Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad
Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad
Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen

Other Appearances

Teen Girl Squad menu

Menu Page Title: T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!

Teen Girl Squad used to have its own menu page, at homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html. Currently, TGS toons are simply listed in a submenu of the TV Time Toons Menu.

Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loaded, phrases said by the girls and the message on Cheerleader's shirt changed:

Quote Cheerleader's shirt
THE UGLY ONE: teacher just called me "young man" solid
gold
THE UGLY ONE: i'm in love with liquid paper. party
thyme
WHAT'S HER FACE: nothing is cool. hott
type!
SO AND SO: on a roll with Honor Roll. rich
grrl
CHEERLEADER: you can't be popular AND smart 2
cool
4
u
CHEERLEADER: lets have a boy/girl party! boy
:P
monger
ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER: SO GOOD! 2
cute

Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the TV Time Toons Menu while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu (now a Neon 404'd).

This article requires information that is no longer accessible. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by contributing your knowledge on the matter. Missing: When (launch and retirement dates) the menu was in place

Fun Facts

  • Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the TV Time Toons Menu, which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button (swf file here). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.

Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One 

Toons Menu  hair products!  plaid skirt!  baggy clothes!  drill team!

Issue 1  cheer!  fashion sense!  unpopular!  hygiene?

Issue 2  growth spurt!  school spirit!  pity friend!  psoriasis!

Issue 3  boy crazy!  math crazy!  whatev!  actually crazy

Issue 4  cool parents!  student council!  shop lifting?  prepaid lunch!

Issue 5  two piece!  one piece!  same clothes!  three piece?!!

Issue 6  wants a pony  wants a savings bond  wants a new stepdad  wants to be cheerleader

Issue 7  fattycakes!  polite and boring!  lice and more!  boy or girl?

Issue 8  top 40 hits!  hooked on classics!  college radio!  listens to pinebark!

Issue 9  backyard pool!  library!  24 hour diner!  parking deck?

Issue 9 (YouTube version)  pool lifeguard!  math tutor!  sandwich artist!  still goes to camp!

Issue 10  groovy grapefruit pink  viscious violent violet  radacious bodadical razzberry blue  gnarly nursing home green

Issue 11  cell phone!  pager!  rotary phone!  geiger counter!

Issue 12  red undies!  whitman's sampler!  black roses!  pink eye!

Issue 13  $15/hour!!  {not in intro}  $4.75/hour!  plain yogurt/hour!

Issue 14  most likely to!  more than likely to succeed!  least likely to care  like, mostly to secede?

Homestar Ruiner  college boys!!  mathlete boys!!  any boys!!  shrimp po'boys!

Issue 15  strapless!  puffy sleeves!  tie and t-shirt!  leftover brine??!
  • The AhnbergHand font used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which The Brothers Chaps have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
  • The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squadxorx!!!! in leetspeak.
  • So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast


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