Secret Pages

A secret page is a page from homestarrunner.com that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

Note that sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.

Toons

These are toons or animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Toons removed from the website
	Marshmallow's Last Stand	Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar Runner's shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, now has been removed from the site for unknown reasons. It is included in Everything Else, Volume 2.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	A Jumping Jack Contest	Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. Strong Libs are available for play during the loading time. It is included in Everything Else, Volume 2.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	If I Ran the Camera	A poem written by Karen Wagner as a father's day present to Don Chapman (Grandpa). It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once The Brothers Chaps realized that fans had found it. It features a little girl named Astrid Renee and Grandpa Chapman.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Super Brave!!	A homestarrunner.com update for February 21, 2003. It featured a class full of kids who had each drawn a picture of Homestar Runner. You could move the mouse over the kids and see Homestar-esque drawings of each of them that were eventually used for characters appearing during the karaoke songs on strongbad_email.exe DVD #2. On February 24, the update was renamed to "these kids rule".	View the Flash file (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards	Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the members of Limozeen are provided. The recipient of the E-Card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them. Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show the loading screen. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the Iron Maiden logo. It is a bonus feature on Everything Else Volume 3.	View the Flash file (loading screen only) Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Where the Crap Are We?	This toon was never actually on the site; it's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an Easter egg at Macromedia Central. It is also available in a hidden 'toon on the Everything Else, Volume 1 DVD.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
Secret toons still on the website
	Happy T!	A sign which says "Happy T!" The letters, when clicked on, have voiceovers of the main characters saying things relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen.	View the Flash file
	Field Day Intro	This toon was released onto the site but was never listed. It is an Easter egg on Everything Else Volume 3. It was only available through the URL "fieldday.html".	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Sbemail 100 Fakeout	This toon was never deliberately linked to at any time. This secret page was designed to be discovered by people trying to find the 100th Strong Bad Email before it was released. This originally occurred by typing homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html, with the actual email eventually being located at homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Lappynapped!	This toon was released between cliffhangers and retirement as part of the Lappy-napping saga, but it was never listed on the Toons menu. It was only available through the "What's New" bubble.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Sbemail 200 Fakeout	Similar to the above example, trying to access email 200 by typing in homestarrunner.com/sbemail200.html instead of homestarrunner.com/sbemailtwohundred.html linked here.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Hremail 49	A Hremail referenced by Homestar in email thunder.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Hremail 24	A Hremail mentioned by Homestar in Hremail 49.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Baddest Of The Bands Promo Spot	Promotional toon made for Baddest of the Bands.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Kick the Can	This appears to be the very first Kick the Can short made and is found on its own separate page. During this toon, a countdown and some titles are shown, followed by The Homestar Runner kicking a can. His head pops off, and he kicks the can up into his body. His head lands on his body, and then his legs bend backwards. It's possible that this could have been on the website before all the other variations were made, and was probably linked to in Oldest Toons Menu.	Watch the toon View the Flash File
	Slash slash slash!	During a video interview, the URL "homestarrunner.com/slash/slash" can be seen on a whiteboard. Going to that URL reveals a secret video of Matt Chapman trying different voices for Dijjery Doo.	Watch the toon View the YouTube version
	Happy Flashday	A toon celebrating the 10th birthday of Flash 5. Featured on the index page under the "old crap corner" on February 22, 2021	Watch the toon View the Flash file
Unfinished toons
	Sing Along	An unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.	View the Flash file
	Needlepernt	A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in property of ones. Its picture features Strong Bad standing in the Field. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth. The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in From the Vault. Featured on the index page under the "old crap corner" on February 1, 2021.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Eggs	Once linked through a main page message reading "email soon", and later featured on the Old Crap Corner, this unfinished special features Easter Eggs designed after Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, and Strong Bad. It was later featured on the index page's Old Crap Corner on March 29, 2021.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
Alternate versions of toons
	Marzipan's Answering Machine	This is just Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0, possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and the Back button links to the Games Menu.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary	This is a secret version of Strong Bad's Commentary for The King of Town DVD without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.	View the Flash file
	Alternate The King of Town DVD Old Version	This is a slight variation of the Old Version of The King of Town DVD. It does not contain a black border like the official Flash file, and lacks the "again" and "back" links at the end, as well as the Easter egg. When the animation is finished, the page directs to the King of Town DVD menu.	View the Flash File
	Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene	This is the scene from the In Search of the Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but it has a strange commentary at the beginning. Aside from not actually appearing on the deleted scenes menu, it differs from the other deleted scenes in several other ways, most notably that it's not really a "deleted" scene, as it is actually a scene from the toon itself. Additionally, its intro has a different font, background, and watch button from the others, and no title text. At the end, it fades to black and then loads the DVD menu, instead of providing "Back" and "Again" buttons as the others do.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Alternate Homestarloween Party	Aside from lacking the NavBar, this toon is identical to Homestarloween Party.	Watch the toon
	halloween2	This page appears to be related to Homestarloween Party. The following text is contained in the page source: Halloween Episode Written by Matt, Mike, and Craig Voices by Matt and Melissa Animation by Mike and Matt CORPORATE ROCK STILL SUCKS Homestar (Kurt Cobain) Strong sad (gorbachev) king of town (cap'n crunch) marzipan (jeanie) pom pom (stay-puft) coach z (flavor flav) bubs (rerun) poopsmith (tron) the cheat (garfield)	View the page
	radish3	A blank page that appears to be related to The Reddest Radish. The page source contains the word "contest" repeatedly.	View the page
	Old "your friends"	This is an alternate version of the email your friends. Differences: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at Strong Sad's scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in Marzipan's scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in Homsar's scene. The font used in the Hot Fries packaging is Ashbury instead of Aurora BdCn BT. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently. This version was accidentally made publicly available in place of the normal version following the Post-Flash Site Update before a Twitter user pointed out the mistake in 2021.	View the Flash file
	Metro.pop Interview	An unfinished version of the short The Interview. Among other differences between it and the final, Strong Bad and Homestar talk without moving their mouths in the second half, Homestar doesn't take out his shopping list or his pen and notebook, Strong Sad doesn't say "En guarde?", and Strong Bad's last line is "Thank you for your time" as opposed to "Get out of my face". Once the cartoon is over, it repeats instead of having an ending screen like all the other Toons.	Watch the toon View the Flash file

Games

These are Games that are not currently linked to. Some are older versions of games from the Museum, while others have never resurfaced in any other form.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Old Games
	Lite Brite	An older version of the Astro-Lite 2600. It used to be accessible from the Museum, but it was updated when moved to the Handheld Games Menu.	Play the game View the Flash file
	Taryn Game	A Powered-by-The-Cheat-style kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from Strong Bad's Message Bored, who finally posted a picture of herself after many people begged her to.	View the Flash file
	Kick The Cheat	Created to promote the Kick The Cheat doll, this game uses Flash LSOs to keep track of how many times the player can kick The Cheat into the brick wall.	Play the game View the Flash file
		Originally created for the SBCG4AP Dev Blog, and linked to from @StrongBadActual in 2019, this page allows one to use an exploding collar to decapitate any of the twelve main characters. It is a modified version of an older page that used scythes instead of collars.	Play the game View the Flash file

Old Navigation

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Old Toons Menus
	Oldest Toons Menu	A very old toons menu that was removed from the site. This toons menu is possibly even older than the Lava Lamp menu.	View the menu
	Lava Lamp Toons Menu	An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button.	View the Flash file
	Telebision Toons Menu	An old Toons menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a back button, descriptions and A Jumping Jack Contest. It can be noted that on the old version, both option 6 and option 1 are "The Reddest Radish".	View the menu View the Flash file View the Flash file of the earlier version
	Lucky Toons Menu	An old Toons menu.	View the menu View the Flash file
	Old Remote TV Time Toons Menu	The TV Time Toons Menu before the remote was updated to have Puppet Stuff and Powered by The Cheat, which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for Strong Bad Email, Teen Girl Squad and Marzipan's Answering Machine. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon.	View the menu (mirror)
Old Games Menus
	Third Games Menu	One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme. Note the links to Strong Bad Email and Marzipan's Answering Machine.	View the Flash file
	Old games page	An old games page. This text is contained in the page source: Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs. Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above.	View the menu
	Original Handheld Games Menu	The original version of the Handheld Games Menu, it was upgraded when the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu was released.	View the menu (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
Old Strong Bad Email Menus
	Broken Tandy Menu	An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used as a replacement for the Tandy 400 when it exploded.	View the menu (mirror) View the Flash file
	Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu	An old Strong Bad Email menu that was presumably used during the email vacation. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" This is one of the pages that uses the pop up menu.	View the Flash file
	Decemberween Email Menu	This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. Since it does not include any actual links to the emails made before that point, they most likely turned into Secret Pages while this menu was displayed.	Visit the menu View the Flash file
	Old Strong Bad Email Selection	The email selection before the email virus.	View Flash file
	Broken Compy Menu	The email selection page that appeared between virus and animal. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use.	View the official Flash file View the page with toon included (mirror) View the Flash file with toon included (mirror)
	Lappy Strong Bad Email Selection	The email selection on the Lappy 486.	View Flash file
	Corpy Strong Bad Email Selection	The email selection on the Corpy NT6. Became the email selection when imaginary was released, and then later replaced by the Compé menu.	View Flash file
Old Main Pages
	Old Main Page 6	This is an unfinished main page from 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work correctly. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when the downloads or store buttons are moused over, but he won't say anything. Only downloads & the museum (H*R Button) actually work. The other buttons won't do anything.	View the Flash file
Old Character Pages
	Character Cards	This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for The Poopsmith and Homsar, who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, Homeschool Winner and The Unguraits, who were later rejected.	view "Character Cards" (mirror) view the Flash file for "Character Cards" (mirror)
	Yearbook Character Page	An old characters page, created circa The Luau. Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then. Featured on the index page under the "old crap corner" on January 25, 2021, and removed on February 1, 2021.	View the menu View the Flash file
Old Store Menu
	Flash Store	A Flash-based store that was replaced by the current Store around 2005. It includes links to the strongbad email.exe DVD Promo, which does not appear to be linked to anywhere else either.	View the Flash file
Old Intros
	Old New Intro Duplicate	A duplicate of the Old New Intro, though it is 2 bytes larger in filesize. The reason for the slight difference in filesize is unknown.	View the Flash file
	Old Everybody Intro	Despite the filename "intro2", this intro is actually the third intro, made between the second and fourth intros.	Watch "Old Everybody Intro" View the Flash file
	Ween Intro	The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes links to Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail".	View the Flash file for "Ween Intro"
	Flag Intro	An intro featuring Homestar (in his old drawing style) and an American flag, possibly intended for use on Independence Day. When the toon completes, Main Page 12, the Fourth of July main page, is displayed.	View the Flash file for "Flag Intro"
Old Loading Screens
	Old H*R Loading Screen	An old loading screen featuring some of Homestar Runner's outline and then the text H*R. A parody of the opening to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".	View the Flash file
Old 404 Page
	Strong Bad 404 Error Page	The error page that was used before 404'd. If the mailbox is looked at closely before the letters appear on the Email page, the stylized Strong Bad face from the old error page can be seen.	view the error page
Old Museum Page
	Original Old Flash Stuff	This is the first version of Old Flash Stuff from the Museum. Unlike the current version, this page includes links to Marshmallow's Last Stand and Astro-Lite 2600. Unfortunately, the link to Marshmallow's Last Stand leads to 404'd.	View the Flash File

Other Animations

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Other Animations
	Matt Cake	A photo of Matt Chapman holding his niece, that he edited to look like a cake for his sister (and the niece's mother) Karen Wagner's birthday. The link to Matt Cake originally appeared on Strong Bad's Message Bored. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face. The cake says "PATZ" on it, using font Matura MT Script Capitals.	View the Flash file for Matt Cake
	Tire Cake	A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the Strong Badia flag.	View the Flash file for Tire Cake
	SB Sign	A sign with Atari Strong Bad waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you"	View the Flash file for SB Sign
	Old No Flash Page	An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded. Oddly enough, Homestar's hat lacks its propeller.	No Flash
	Alternate Halloween Costumes	Costumes for The House That Gave Sucky Treats, except that Coach Z is dressed as a Noid, Pom Pom is the Skipper from Gilligan's Island, and Marzipan is Velma Dinkley. (See Rejected Costumes.) Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his mustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume.	View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes
	Alternate Halloween Costumes 2	Similar to the above. Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes, though Pom Pom is missing his "I love Flint" button. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same differences as before. The background is a dark red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him.	View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2
	Homestar's Yearbook	The logo for the site's old guestbook page (mirror). Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it." The link to this page is seen in Back To A Website.	View Homestar's Yearbook View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook
	Strong Bad's Message Bored Duplicate	The current version of Strong Bad's Message Bored under a different URL.	View the Flash file for Strong Bad's Message Bored Duplicate
	Alternate Modern Handheld Games Menu	A duplicate of the current Handheld Games Menu without the NavBar.	View the menu
	h - o - m - e	A strange looping animated music video found on the Videlectrix website. It features a short clip from the song "Home" by Lou Barlow. It may be unfinished. From 2005 or earlier.	Watch "h - o - m - e" View the Flash file for h - o - m - e
	Brand of Skin	Formerly an animated music video for the song "Brand of Skin" by The Folk Implosion. While the music video has been removed, the HTML file (and its frame) remained on the Thorax Corp website up to at least 2020.	View Brand of Skin (mirror) View the YouTube version
	Halloween Teasers	Each teaser depicts silhouettes of everybody in the costumes they would later wear in the following Halloween special, except for Strong Bad, who is always dressed in an elaborate, often science-fiction-themed costume that does not appear in the toon. Decompiling the Flash file reveals text hidden behind the silhouettes for people trying to uncover what the costumes are. Traditionally, these are linked to from a main page message until the Halloween special is released, at which point they become secret pages.	See individual pages
	Trogdor Index Page	For the week of Trogday 2008, this was the index page for the website.	View the Flash file for the Trogdor Index Page
	Limozeen Live Advertisement	An ad for a 2008 Limozeen concert. Also links to Limozeen Live (practice)	View the ad View the Flash file for the ad

Announcements

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Announcements
	Ancient Valentine Relics of Olde!	A collection of Valentine's Day cards that were sold on the Flash Store around 2002. Originally linked to on the Old Crap Corner.	View the page
	Halloween Hide n' Seek out for Windows and Mac!	An announcement for Halloween Hide & Seek, originally linked from the index page.	View the page
File:TwitterTrogdayMicroGame.png	Trogdor Micro Game for GameBoy!	An anouncement for the Trogday Micro Game, originally linked from the index page.	View the page
File:onionbubs screenshots4big.jpg	Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers	An anouncement for the Onion Bubs Stickers app, originally linked from the index page.	View the page
File:TwitteriMessageStickers.jpg	New iMessage Stickers!	An announcement for the Teen Girl Squad and Homestar Runner Stickers apps, originally linked from the index page.	View the page
File:TGSStickers Full Page.png	Teen Girl Squad iMessage Stickers	An announcement for the Teen Girl Squad Stickers app, only linked to from the App Store.	View the page
File:HRStickers Full Page.png	Homestar Runner iMessage Stickers	An announcement for the Homestar Runner Stickers app, only linked to from the App Store.	View the page
File:dangeresque screenshot.jpeg	Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate	An announcement for Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate, originally linked from the index page.	View the page
File:latest dangerlinux.png	Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate	An announcement for Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate on Linux, originally linked from the index page.	View the page
File:latest roomxpage.png	Bonus Unlockable Roomisode!	An announcement for Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office, originally linked from the index page.	View the page

Downloads

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Downloads
	Stencils	Printable stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Punkin Stencils.	View the page View the Flash file
	Punkin Stencils	These are later versions of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site.	View the Flash file View 2004's Stencils (mirror) View 2005's Stencils
	Punkin Stencils (2009)	This is the latest version of the pumpkin stencils. They were shown on the main page in 2009 as one of the updates. There were no other link to them from the site. They were featured on the old crap corner on October 16, 2021.	View the Punkin Stencils
	Wallpaper o' the Week	Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.	View the page
	Strong Bad Desktop Theme	A Strong Bad desktop theme for Windows 98.	View the download page for Strong Bad Desktop Theme Download the Strong Bad Desktop Theme
	Wireless Bizness	A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting WAP. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works.	View Wireless Bizness
	Homestar Runner Desktop Theme	A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98.	View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme
	Windows 98 H*R Theme	A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song.	View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme
	Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver	These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes.	Download the Screen Saver
	Strong Mad Stickers	Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the André the Giant Has a Posse sticker design. According to the Late Nite JengaJam Interview, actual stickers were ordered by Mike from stickerguy.com in 2000. He had given these stickers to his friends, including Matt. These are considered an extremely rare find. The interview only mentions them being put in bars or train tunnels. This was the first Homestar Runner "product" ever made, and were presumably originally going to be sold on the Oldest Downloads Menu.	Strong Mad Stickers Download the ZIP File
	Downloads Menu	Simply a different name for the downloads menu and the screen is smaller.	Downloads Menu
	Wallpapers	An old wallpaper download page.	Wallpapers
	MORE TO COME!	The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.	MORE TO COME!
	Papercraft Homestar	A printable folding template for a paper Homestar Runner made by Svetlana, originally found by clicking on papercraft homestar when it was on the site as the Weekly Fanstuff. When the Weekly Fanstuff was changed, this image was no longer linked to.	View template
	Support the Municipality Wallpaper	Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on March 16, 2006.	1024×768 1600×1200
	Trogdor Wallpaper	Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on January 14, 2008.	1024×768 1600×1200
	Poopsmith Wallpaper	Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the Main Pages on January 28, 2008. Earlier that year, it was used as a Weekly Fanstuff.	1024×768 1602×1200
	These guys are small!	Strong Bad's Message Bored icons, linked to from @StrongBadActual.	These guys are small!

Music

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

Name	Description	External Links
The Cheat Is Not Dead	A sample of "The Cheat Is Not Dead" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. This secret page appeared two months before the CD release of "Strong Bad Sings". Also found by clicking on CD on the post-it note from the "Working on my CD" email menu.	Listen to the song View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
Because, It's Midnite	A sample of "Because, It's Midnite" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. This secret page appeared two months before the CD release of "Strong Bad Sings". Also found by clicking on SB on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu.	Listen to the song View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
MLS Music	This is the complete background audio from Marshmallow's Last Stand, with one difference: a loop from the beginning of "Tropicalia" by Beck plays over the opening restaurant ambience, which is not present in the toon.	Listen to the audio
Renegade Master	A sample from Fatboy Slim's "Renegade Master '98" remix. This was originally used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4, before being replaced with original music to avoid copyright issues.	Listen to the song
Poop Smoke	A mashup of Poot-Slap and Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water".	Download the song

Images

Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Calibos	An image of Calibos. Possible reference material for Strong Sad in different town.	view calibos.gif
	Dennis	An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz.	view dennises.gif
	Dennis Franz	An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz. According to the Late Nite JengaJam Interview, this was Matt Chapman's avatar on the Message Bored.	view the GIF of Dennis Franz
	Joker	A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in Halloween Fairstival.	view joker.jpg
	Happily Deranged	Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete."	view Happily Deranged
	Coolest Stuff Ever Banner	A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com did exist at one time.	view Coolest Stuff Ever
	Coolbot	Appears to be a line drawing of the Visor Robot. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	view coolbot.gif
	Grid Back	The background image used for the grid in the background of the Coolest Stuff Ever banner	view gridback.gif
	Cooltitle	A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	view cooltitle.gif
	Shirts	Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt.	view the shirts
	Homsar Shirt	A view of the front and back of the discontinued Homsar shirt, found on the Videlectrix website.	view Homsar Shirt
	Pom Pom Glossy	A black and white picture of Pom Pom.	view Pom Pom Glossy
	Homestar Runner Glossy	A black and white picture of Homestar Runner.	view Homestar Runner Glossy
	Strong Bad Glossy	A black and white picture of Strong Bad. Rarely used for "autographs."	view Strong Bad Glossy
	Marzipan Shirts	Marzipan shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text *MARZIPAN* written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text click to change, clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text: Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.	view Marzipan Shirts view the Flash file
	Halloween Fanstuff	35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween.	view Ween Stuff
	Halloween Fanstuff	Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35.	view Ween Stuff
	Everybody Knows It Production Photos	Three behind-the-scenes images of the first Puppet Stuff video. They used to be Easter eggs in the fullscreen version.	view first image view second image view third image
	Podstar Runner background	The background used for the Podstar Runner menu from 2006 to 2007.	view the background
	Homestar Runner Screensaver image	An image of the secret Homestar Runner screensaver listed above.	View Homestar Runner Screensaver image
	SB Sign	A picture of the "i am awesomer than you" animation listed above.	View SB Sign Flash file View SB Sign GIF file
	Small Crayon Homestar wallpaper	The wallpaper of a crayon drawing of Homestar from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Crayon Homestar wallpaper
	Small Harvest wallpaper	The wallpaper mirroring the cover of Neil Young's Harvest album from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Harvest Wallpaper
	Small SB monitor wallpaper	The wallpaper of Strong Bad with the Tandy 400 from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small SB monitor wallpaper
	Small Duck Pond wallpaper	The wallpaper of the Atari duck pond from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Duck Pond wallpaper
	Small Marshmallows wallpaper	The wallpaper of marshmallows from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Marshmallows wallpaper
	Small Waffle House wallpaper	The Waffle House parody wallpaper from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Waffle House wallpaper
	Small Everybody wallpaper	The wallpaper of most of the main characters from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Everybody wallpaper
	Small Homestar Evolution wallpaper	The wallpaper of Homestar's design evolution from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Homestar Evolution wallpaper
	Small Seriously wallpaper	The Apple parody wallpaper from the Downloads section, in a smaller size than those available for download.	View Small Seriously wallpaper
	Alternate Pom Pom tile	An expanded version of the Pom Pom wallpaper from the Downloads section.	View Alternate Pom Pom tile
	Alternate Homestar head icon	A slightly different version of the icon of Homestar's head in the Downloads section.	View Alternate Homestar head icon
	TDougland YouTube Background	The background image on TDougland's YouTube account. Hosted on the Videlectrix site.	View TDougland YouTube Background
	2 Posters	An image of two Homestar Runner posters, found on the Videlectrix website.	View 2 Posters

Other

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
File:localhtmell.png	localhtmell	A 3D render of a Datum Center server with a Swiss Cake Roll inside. The link to this page is seen in Back To A Website.	View the render
File:TwitterMuseumOfTrogdor.png	Museum of Trogdor	A Document showing "The Story Of Peasant Handsomeface And Trogdor", originally written for the Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter by Ryan North. It was linked to by @StrongBadActual on Trogday 2023.	View the museum
	Strong Bad Default	A page saying "this is strongbad"	view Page
	Email Updates	Before The Brothers Chaps started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. The mailing list was powered by MivaScript.	View the page
	Email Updates Error page	The error message for the above updates signup page.	View the page
	Email Updates Confirmation	The page that appeared following signing up for email updates.	View the page
	testchild	The SWF file that contains the commentary for the Experimental Film music video without the background music. However, it doesn't play unless you use a Flash seekbar, or right click and select play.	View the Flash File
	filter	When Old Intro 2 was the intro, this 18x18 Flash File was directly on homestarrunner.com. It redirects to Old Intro 2. With the introduction of the current intro, this was taken down and moved to filter.html. If it failed to redirect to the intro, it went straight to the main page, but now goes here.	View the page View the Flash File
	Fan Stuff	This is an image gallery collecting fan-submitted Homestar Runner creations. Fan Stuff was collected in the Museum until an update on February 14, 2006 removed it from the Museum menu.	View the first page
	Sketchbook Ice Cream	Earlier versions of the Sketchbook included three popsicle versions of Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Bad. These are now secret pages.	View the first page

No Longer Secret Pages

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Non-Sequitur Champion	This toon was released to the Store on February 29, 2008 to celebrate Senor Cardgage losing the competition for the most non-sequitur character. The toon was removed when the shirts page was redesigned on May 22, 2008. It remained unlisted until the post-Flash site update on December 31, 2020, when it was added to the Shorts category.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Trogdor Was A Man	Although this toon was released on YouTube, the Flash version of this toon was only linked through the Main Page messages, but since its removal from them, it was no longer linked to anywhere on the website until it was added to the Shorts category on December 31, 2020.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Fan 'Stumes 2019	Although this toon was released on YouTube, the Flash version of this toon wasn't linked to on the website until the site update on December 31, 2020, when it was added to the Holidays category.	Watch the toon View the Flash file

See Also

• Site Components
• Easter eggs