Posh Toilet Paper

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"What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe?"

Strong Bad attempts to draw a roll of posh toilet paper.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Wednesday, July 26, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, August 24, 2017 (YouTube)

Running Time: 1:36

Page Title: In between perfs!

Transcript

{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to more {logo appears} Skills of an Artist. Today, by popular demand, we're gonna draw {logo fades out} a roll of posh toliet paper. {screeching} I make drawing fun! {normal voice} Here we go. First of all, we need to make a squanched oval for the top.

{Strong Bad draws an oval shape that does not quite connect perfectly.}

STRONG BAD: Squaaanch it out. And then inside, a similar squanched oval.

{Strong Bad draws a smaller oval within the first one.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, it kinda looks like a squished Strong Sad head.

{Strong Bad draws little markings between the ovals and fills in the center oval.}

STRONG BAD: {imitating Strong Sad's whining} Ooh! Aah! I've been squaaanched! {normal voice} Look, we can turn this into what we need.

{Strong Bad continues to draw curves within the ovals.}

STRONG BAD: These are just some of the rimulets of the different plies of TP. All right. Now a couple of side-takes.

{Strong Bad draws a vertical line on the left edge of the outer oval, and another on the right edge.}

STRONG BAD: And then, a bottom close-'em-up.

{Strong Bad draws a curve between the two vertical lines to close the shape, making a cylinder.}

STRONG BAD: Look at that. It's already coming together. Now, so this thing is unfurling,

{Strong Bad draws a curve jutting out from the top of the right side of the toilet paper.}

STRONG BAD: Look that that. Curve-'em-ups.

{Strong Bad draws another curve on the bottom.}

STRONG BAD: Curve-'em-ups.

{Strong Bad draws a vertical line connecting the two curves.}

STRONG BAD: And another side-take. See that? And look, this is a little scrimmage piece.

{Strong Bad draws a thin, vertical dotted line within the unfurling sheet.}

STRONG BAD: So the perforation is right here.

{Strong Bad traces over the vertical edge of the toilet paper to appear ripped.}

STRONG BAD: I don't know who ripped it off in between perfs. But that person can not-a-longer use my toilets.

{Strong Bad draws another dotted vertical line on the cylinder.}

STRONG BAD: All right. Look at this thing! Now, we've got to make it posh. The only way to do that, you guessed it, is an ascot!

{Strong Bad draws a shape coming out from the bottom edge of the toilet paper, shaded with short lines and a circle in the middle.}

STRONG BAD: Oh man, this thing is totally wearing an ascot.

{He continues drawing more lines below the ascot, but stops midway.}

STRONG BAD: Look at that... uh, you know what? Nevermind. {adds whisker lines from the circle on the ascot} It's a kitty. {adds eyes to the cat's face} Let's just make it a kitty. {adds two points for ears} Oh, this kitty! {draws a curvy arm on the left so the cat is holding up the toilet paper} Is holding up some toilet paper! {draws the right arm holding the unfurled edge} Do it, kitty!

{Strong Bad draws a large tail and shades it in with a zig-zag.}

STRONG BAD: So there you have it. What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe? See you next time!

Fun Facts

• The Tweet text reads "Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!"
• The YouTube description reads "Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy."

External Links

• watch "Posh Toilet Paper"
• watch "Posh Toilet Paper" on YouTube
• watch "Posh Toilet Paper" on Twitter