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''"This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of."'' | |||
Strong Bad draws a sad clown face. Protruding out of a piece of bread. With a derby hat. | |||
</ | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]] | ||
'''Date:''' Wednesday, December 6, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]); Thursday, December 14, 2017 ([[YouTube]]) | |||
'''Running Time:''' 1:50 | |||
'''Page Title:''' Don't toast your protruders, kids! | |||
== Transcript == | |||
''{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the paper background, accompanied by the usual music.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me! | |||
''{Opening titles}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go! | |||
''{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape. The music stops suddenly as he speaks, then resumes after his first sentence.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now... | |||
''{Strong Bad draws a small curve inside the sausage.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna split that sausage. Oh, we did it so nice. And up here... | |||
''{Strong Bad draws a flattened circle above the sausage.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Flattened roundello, with a little ''{adds a small circle within the circle}'' shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here... | |||
''{Strong Bad draws an "C" curve attached to the left of the circle.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' We got... urr-whomper. ''{He adds a similar curve to the right}'' And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me. | |||
''{Cut. Strong Bad has completed the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turrrrn-twist! That you never can resist. So here we go. | |||
''{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna do a little ''rounded'' rectangle on the top there. | |||
''{Strong Bad adds a sloped line to the right side}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great. | |||
''{Strong Bad closes the figure with a shape on the bottom that eventually resembles a slice of bread.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Because what's happening is... this is not just a ''regular'' clown face, this is a clown face... protruding ''{adds perspective to the bottom edge}'' out of a piece of bread! That's right! | |||
''{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody loves... clown face... out of piece of bread. | |||
''{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face. | |||
''{Strong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of. | |||
''{Strong Bad adds shading lines to the crust edge.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's hatch it out on the side. Maybe, maybe this is a piece of toast, not just a piece of bread. Who knows? I think they could use this thing in schools, as like a motivational poster! You know, this clown could be sayin'... | |||
''{Strong Bad writes the following lines on the left side.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't... toast... your... pro... truuuude... ''{The word is too long and runs against the edge of the slice}'' ...ers? Kids! | |||
''{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kids Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody! | |||
''{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}'' | |||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Tiny derby. Homsar-style. | |||
== Fun Facts == | |||
=== Trivia === | |||
* The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads, "I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!" | |||
* The [[YouTube]] description reads, "SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face." | |||
=== Glitches === | |||
* The video does not display on the website's standalone page due to a typo in the source code. | |||
=== Inside References === | |||
* Strong Bad draws a clown face protruding from a piece of [[Bread|bread]], and he adds a miniature version of [[Homsar]]'s [[Bowler Hats|bowler hat]] to the drawing. | |||
== External Links == | |||
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/skoa14 watch "Clownbread"] | |||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tyu6e1xm-Y watch "Clownbread"] on [[YouTube]] | |||
* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/938487369002635266 watch "Clownbread"] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]] | |||
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"This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of."
Strong Bad draws a sad clown face. Protruding out of a piece of bread. With a derby hat.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Date: Wednesday, December 6, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, December 14, 2017 (YouTube)
Running Time: 1:50
Page Title: Don't toast your protruders, kids!
Transcript
{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the paper background, accompanied by the usual music.}
STRONG BAD: Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me!
{Opening titles}
STRONG BAD: It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go!
{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape. The music stops suddenly as he speaks, then resumes after his first sentence.}
STRONG BAD: Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now...
{Strong Bad draws a small curve inside the sausage.}
STRONG BAD: We're gonna split that sausage. Oh, we did it so nice. And up here...
{Strong Bad draws a flattened circle above the sausage.}
STRONG BAD: Flattened roundello, with a little {adds a small circle within the circle} shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here...
{Strong Bad draws an "C" curve attached to the left of the circle.}
STRONG BAD: We got... urr-whomper. {He adds a similar curve to the right} And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me.
{Cut. Strong Bad has completed the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}
STRONG BAD: That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turrrrn-twist! That you never can resist. So here we go.
{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}
STRONG BAD: We're gonna do a little rounded rectangle on the top there.
{Strong Bad adds a sloped line to the right side}
STRONG BAD: Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great.
{Strong Bad closes the figure with a shape on the bottom that eventually resembles a slice of bread.}
STRONG BAD: Because what's happening is... this is not just a regular clown face, this is a clown face... protruding {adds perspective to the bottom edge} out of a piece of bread! That's right!
{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}
STRONG BAD: Everybody loves... clown face... out of piece of bread.
{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face.
{Strong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}
STRONG BAD: This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of.
{Strong Bad adds shading lines to the crust edge.}
STRONG BAD: Okay, let's hatch it out on the side. Maybe, maybe this is a piece of toast, not just a piece of bread. Who knows? I think they could use this thing in schools, as like a motivational poster! You know, this clown could be sayin'...
{Strong Bad writes the following lines on the left side.}
STRONG BAD: Don't... toast... your... pro... truuuude... {The word is too long and runs against the edge of the slice} ...ers? Kids!
{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}
STRONG BAD: Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kids Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody!
{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}
STRONG BAD: Tiny derby. Homsar-style.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The Tweet text reads, "I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!"
- The YouTube description reads, "SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face."
Glitches
- The video does not display on the website's standalone page due to a typo in the source code.
Inside References
- Strong Bad draws a clown face protruding from a piece of bread, and he adds a miniature version of Homsar's bowler hat to the drawing.
External Links
