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'''Teen Girl Squad''' is a purposefully crudely drawn [[comic]] series, drawn on notebook paper, which centers around four stereotypical teenage girls' quest to become popular and to look "SO GOOD!", or so they say. Of course, they never appear to succeed due to being always on a different track.  Its origins began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked [[Strong Bad]] to make a comic strip about her four friends.  Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own; the [[Brothers Chaps]] have also admitted to using it as an outlet for new female characters.  In each issue, the blandly named girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — perform typical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, attracting cute boys, or babysitting, but Strong Bad's overactive imagination often subjects the girls to strange and gruesome deaths. Being [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|killed]] doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, however, as they always return for the next issue, or sometimes simply later in the episode.  The two most popular gags in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!", and the onomatopoeia used when a character dies — [[-'d]], for example: "Lathe'd!", used to describe What's Her Face's being killed by spinning near a blade. Another common gag involves the girls exclaiming something in the format [[Ow! My X!]] to express pain in an unorthodox area, such as "my most of me" or "my [[Style|style]]".


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'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
The girls are looking SO GOOD!


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== Issues ==


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'''Teen Girl Squad''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s comic series, crudely drawn on [[Paper Background|notebook paper]], centered around four blandly-named teenage girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look &quot;SO GOOD!&quot;. Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|strange and gruesome deaths]] thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.
 
The series began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. [[The Brothers Chaps]] have also admitted to using it as an outlet for [[The Only Girl|new female characters]].
 
The most popular [[Running Gags|running gags]] in the series are the girls' catchphrase, &quot;SO GOOD!&quot;; the vocalized [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeias]] used when a character dies, often ending in [[-'d]] as in &quot;MSG'd&quot; or &quot;cerebullum'd&quot;; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format [[Ow! My X!]], such as &quot;my most of me&quot; or &quot;my [[Style|style]]&quot;. Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming &quot;IT'S OVER!&quot;.
 
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* [#Issues 1 Issues]
** [#Spin-Offs 1.1 Spin-Offs]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People 1.2 Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]
** [#Other_Appearances 1.3 Other Appearances]
* [#Menu 2 Menu]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline">Issues</span> ==
 
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]<br />(from [[comic]])
(from [[comic]])
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| December 2, 2002
| December 2, 2002
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
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| February 10, 2003
| February 10, 2003
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
| 1:37
| 1:37
| May 12, 2003
| May 12, 2003
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
| 1:38
| 1:38
| September 15, 2003
| September 15, 2003
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
| 1:57
| 1:57
| March 1, 2004
| March 1, 2004
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]<br />([[Decemberween]] Special)
([[Decemberween]] Special)
| 1:22
| 1:22
| July 12, 2004
| July 12, 2004
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]<br />(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad)
(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad)
| 1:53
| 1:53
| August 23, 2004
| August 23, 2004
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
| 2:24
| 2:24
| January 17, 2005
| January 17, 2005
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
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| 2:05
| June 20, 2005
| June 20, 2005
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]<br />(Tenthennial Extravaganza)
(Tenthennial Extravaganza)
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| 3:34
| October 10, 2005
| October 10, 2005
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
| 3:30
| 3:30
| July 17, 2006
| July 17, 2006
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]<br />
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]<br />(Valentimes Day Special)
(Valentimes Day Special)
| 3:20
| 3:20
| February 12, 2007
| February 12, 2007
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]
| 3:25
| 3:25
| June 18, 2007
| June 18, 2007
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]<br />
| 3:40
| 3:40
| May 12, 2008
| May 12, 2008
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
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== Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People ==
=== <span class="mw-headline">Spin-Offs</span> ===


These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.
During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where your goal is to make Strong Bad laugh heartily to get the high score by killing all four girls during the course of the comics. You do this by using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes. However some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the cards that provide additional ways to kill the girls.


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| [[4 Gregs]]
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| February 16, 2009
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| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
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| October 19, 2009
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=== <span class="mw-headline">''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People''</span> ===
 
During the first three episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.
 
In [[Baddest of the Bands]], the Teen Girl Squad issue is non-interactive.
 
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| [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]
| [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]
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== Other Appearances ==
=== <span class="mw-headline">Other Appearances</span> ===


* [[404'd]]
* [[404'd]]
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* Email [[theme park]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[theme park]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[death metal]]
* Email [[death metal]]
* [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
* [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
* Email [[pizza joint]]
* Email [[pizza joint]]
* Email [[love poems]]
* Email [[love poems]]
* Email [[magic trick]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[magic trick]] (Easter egg)
* [[4 Gregs]]
* [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
* [[Really Cool Boat]]
* [[Really Cool Boat]]
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 13]])
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'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
Teen Girl Squad used to have its own menu page, at [[homestarrunner.com]]/tgsmenu.html. Currently, TGS toons are simply listed in a submenu of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].
Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loaded, phrases said by the girls and the message on Cheerleader's shirt changed:
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me &quot;young man&quot;
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gold
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper.
| style="text-align: center;"| party<br />
[[Thyme|thyme]]
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| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool.
| style="text-align: center;"| hott<br />
type!
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| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll.
| style="text-align: center;"| rich<br />
[[Grrl|grrl]]
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart
| style="text-align: center;"| 2<br />
cool<br />
4<br />
u
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party!
| style="text-align: center;"| boy<br />
:P<br />
monger
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| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD!
| style="text-align: center;"| 2<br />
cute
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Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu (now a [[Neon 404'd]]).
== Fun Facts ==


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* Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button ([https://homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf swf file here]). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.


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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==
* Every episode has a different &quot;description&quot; of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button ([https://old.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf swf file here]). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
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| $4.75/hour!
| $4.75/hour!
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* The AhnbergHand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to &quot;Americanize&quot;. However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
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* Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loads, the girls say something different. The message on Cheerleader's shirt also changes. The possibilities are below.
 
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me "young man"
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper.
| style="text-align:center" | party<br />[[Thyme|thyme]]
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| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool.
| style="text-align:center" | hott<br />type!
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| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll.
| style="text-align:center" | rich<br />[[Grrl|grrl]]
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart
| style="text-align:center" | 2<br />cool<br />4<br />u
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party!
| style="text-align:center" | boy<br />:P<br />monger
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| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD!
| style="text-align:center" | 2<br />cute
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* The AhnbergHand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.


* The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Leet|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].
* The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Leet|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].
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* So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
* So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.


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* Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the Toons page while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu.
== <span class="mw-headline">External Links </span> ==


* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad view the Teen Girl Squad listings on the TV Time Toon Menu]
== External Links ==
 
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad view the Teen Girl Squad menu]


* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html view the Teen Girl Squad menu] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html view the Teen Girl Squad menu] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.swf view the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad menu]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.swf view the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad menu]


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! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | '''Teen Girl Squad'''
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| '''''Main:''''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]]<br />'''''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor]]:''''' [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]], [[Brainkrieg]], [[Fighting Growlbacks]], [[The Gregs]], [[Manolios Ugly One|Manolios]], [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Olympic Man and Coach]], [[Peacey P]], [[Quarterman]], [[she likes cloth]], [[Thomas]], [[Tompkins]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Issues'''
| '''''Main:''''' [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!|Issue 8½]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]<br />'''''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br />'''''Toons:''''' [[4 Gregs]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|Locations]], [[Teen Girl Squad Other Costumes|Costumes]], [[Fangs]], [[-'d]], [[Ow! My X!]], [[Captioned Transitions]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other'''
| [[404'd]], [[Neon 404'd]], [[Podstar Runner 2006|Teen Girl Squadcast]], [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths]]
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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Teen Girl Squad menu

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The girls are looking SO GOOD!

Teen Girl Squad is a purposefully crudely drawn comic series, drawn on notebook paper, which centers around four stereotypical teenage girls' quest to become popular and to look "SO GOOD!", or so they say. Of course, they never appear to succeed due to being always on a different track. Its origins began in the Strong Bad Email comic, when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own; the Brothers Chaps have also admitted to using it as an outlet for new female characters. In each issue, the blandly named girls — Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One — perform typical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, attracting cute boys, or babysitting, but Strong Bad's overactive imagination often subjects the girls to strange and gruesome deaths. Being killed doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, however, as they always return for the next issue, or sometimes simply later in the episode. The two most popular gags in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!", and the onomatopoeia used when a character dies — -'d, for example: "Lathe'd!", used to describe What's Her Face's being killed by spinning near a blade. Another common gag involves the girls exclaiming something in the format Ow! My X! to express pain in an unorthodox area, such as "my most of me" or "my style".

Menu Page Title: T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!

Issues

Screenshot Issue Running Time Date
100px-tgs1.PNG Issue 1
(from comic) 		0:52 December 2, 2002
100px-Tgs2.PNG Issue 2 1:12 February 10, 2003
100px-tgs3.PNG Issue 3 1:37 May 12, 2003
100px-tgs4.png Issue 4 1:38 September 15, 2003
100px-tgs5.PNG Issue 5 1:57 March 1, 2004
100px-tgs6.PNG Issue 6
(Decemberween Special) 		1:22 July 12, 2004
100px-tgs7.PNG Issue 7
(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad) 		1:53 August 23, 2004
100px-Kissy_Boots.PNG Issue 8 2:24 January 17, 2005
100px-Drivers_Eded.png Issue 9 2:05 June 20, 2005
100px-TeenGirlSquad10.PNG Issue 10
(Tenthennial Extravaganza) 		3:34 October 10, 2005
100px-TeenGirlSquad11.PNG Issue 11 3:30 July 17, 2006
100px-TeenGirlSquad12.png Issue 12
(Valentimes Day Special) 		3:20 February 12, 2007
100px-TeenGirlSquad13.png Issue 13 3:25 June 18, 2007
100px-tgs14_Scantron_armor.png Issue 14
 3:40 May 12, 2008
100px-tgs_15.png Issue 15 4:14 May 11, 2009

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where your goal is to make Strong Bad laugh heartily to get the high score by killing all four girls during the course of the comics. You do this by using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes. However some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the cards that provide additional ways to kill the girls.

Screenshot Issue
100px-TgsComicCreator.PNG Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad
100px-CaveGirlSquad.png Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad
100px-TGSMeetsLimozeen.png Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen

Other Appearances

Fun Facts

  • Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the TV Time Toons Menu, which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button (swf file here). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One
Toons Menu hair products! plaid skirt! baggy clothes! drill team!
Issue 1 cheer! fashion sense! unpopular! hygiene?
Issue 2 growth spurt! school spirit! pity friend! psoriasis!
Issue 3 boy crazy! math crazy! whatev! actually crazy
Issue 4 cool parents! student council! shop lifting? prepaid lunch!
Issue 5 two piece! one piece! same clothes! three piece?!!
Issue 6 wants a pony wants a savings bond wants a new stepdad wants to be cheerleader
Issue 7 fattycakes! polite and boring! lice and more! boy or girl?
Issue 8 top 40 hits! hooked on classics! college radio! listens to pinebark!
Issue 9 backyard pool! library! 24 hour diner! parking deck?
Issue 9 (YouTube version) pool lifeguard! math tutor! sandwich artist! still goes to camp!
Issue 10 groovy grapefruit pink viscious violent violet radacious bodadical razzberry blue gnarly nursing home green
Issue 11 cell phone! pager! rotary phone! geiger counter!
Issue 12 red undies! whitman's sampler! black roses! pink eye!
Issue 13 $15/hour!! $4.75/hour! plain yogurt/hour!
Issue 14 most likely to! more than likely to succeed! least likely to care like, mostly to secede?
Homestar Ruiner college boys!! mathlete boys!! any boys!! shrimp po'boys!
Issue 15 strapless! puffy sleeves! tie and t-shirt! leftover brine??!


  • Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loads, the girls say something different. The message on Cheerleader's shirt also changes. The possibilities are below.
Quote Cheerleader's Shirt
THE UGLY ONE: teacher just called me "young man" solid
gold
THE UGLY ONE: i'm in love with liquid paper. party
thyme
WHAT'S HER FACE: nothing is cool. hott
type!
SO AND SO: on a roll with Honor Roll. rich
grrl
CHEERLEADER: you can't be popular AND smart 2
cool
4
u
CHEERLEADER: lets have a boy/girl party! boy
:P
monger
ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER: SO GOOD! 2
cute
  • The AhnbergHand font used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which The Brothers Chaps have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
  • The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squadxorx!!!! in leetspeak.
  • So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
  • Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the Toons page while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu.
Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, The Gregs, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast, Teen Girl Squad Deaths


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