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"Get ready to rock until your socks fall off!"

baddestofthebands.com was a promotional website for Baddest of the Bands, the third episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. The site went offline sometime after 2013.

Date: Saturday, October 25, 2008

Page Title: Strong Bad and Bubstastic Entertainment Present: Baddest of the Bands

Site Content

Strong Bad and Bubstastic Entertainment Present: Baddest of the Bands

Starts October 27 2008 — Free Country USA

Rock The Bad

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"Think about how crappy everyone else’s flyers are, and how much better they’d look once you stuck this Baddest of the Bands flyer up over the top of them."

>Get ready to rock until your socks
>fall off at the baddest concert
>event of the season. Four bands.
>Four stages. One chance to see
>today's hottest acts battle to the
>death to take home a big cash
>prize.
>
>So hold onto your hair and get
>ready to thrash and burn to some
>massive musical stylings, courtesy
>of a Wii or PC near you.
>
>Spread the word!
>Download flyer!

Meet The Judges

>Special guests Limozeen have just been confirmed as judges for the Baddest of the
>Bands music festival. Best known for their glam metal anthem Because It's Midnite
>(included on Guitar Hero: Rock the Eighties) and the seizure-inducing ballad Brain
>Sister, the reigning hair kings are trucking over from their Staten Island home base to
>lend their discerning musical ears to the competitors.

>Limozeen LIVE!
>One night only!
>Limozeen at
>The Tabernacle
>in Atlanta

Meet The Bands

Cool Tapes

>Kick the night off right with their
>crunchy power pop and its
>screechy/preachy vibe. (Any
>winnings will be donated to the Bat
>Lover's Association of America.)

Two-O-Duo

>The hip-hoppingest duo is
>back for a once-in-a-lifetime
>reunion performance. If they
>can make it through the night
>without killing each other.

Pomstar

>Cozy up to a lady friend and feel
>the magic of Pom-Pom's piano riffs.
>Rumor has it the keyboard legend
>is looking for a lead singer to front
>his new act...

DÖI

>Fresh from the firey bowels of
>Strong Bad's basement
>comes a new death metal
>band with a sound so
>massive, you can't handle
>the reverb.

Taranchula

>{a large "CANCELLED" stamp is covering the text}
>The nordic gods of metal are
>making a special trip to show off
>what it sounds like on their side of
>the ocean.

Musical Influences!

>Live the dream. Believe in the legends. Watch cartoons.

Strong Bad Sings CD!

>This rare bootleg has tracks by many Baddest of
>the Bands acts, including Strong Bad in his
>pre-D.O.I days, a rare solo performance from Cool
>Tapes lead singer Marizpan, and hot hits from
>Limozeen. Twenty tracks total, just twelve bucks!
>That's cheaper than a pizza!
>Buy Strong Bad Sings!

Backstage Pass

>Go behind the scenes and learn the history
behind this once-in-a-lifetime concert event.

Visit our Platinum Event Sponsors

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game,
Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD,
All Episodes Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1:
Homestar Ruiner

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad
Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field
Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown

Episode 2:
Strong Badia the Free

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions
Various: Countries, Homsartifacts
Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer
Songs: Justice Combo Meal

Episode 3:
Baddest of the Bands

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Various: Bands
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com
Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs

Episode 4:
Dangeresque 3:
The Criminal Projective

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe
Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun
Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site
Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite

Episode 5:
8-Bit is Enough

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry
Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw