@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 Jun
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This is a list of all the
@StrongBadActual
Tweets from June
2019.
Note: some links to other tweets may only work on the full year page.
June
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| That's fiercely adorable!!
This tweet is a reply to @Mrs_KBarnes, who posted a video of her husband and daughter watching dragon on a smartphone and singing along. |
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BLAAAAHH!! It's so much worse when it lands back on my face!! This tweet is a reply to @_AlexHirsch, stating that he "knew" that Strong Bad's face mask was actually a bat. |
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This doodle keeps flipping between worst nightmare and best thing ever. | |
| Expertly animated in Flash to LOOK like it was poorly animated in SoftImage!
This tweet is a reply to @NDarkson984, asking if the Homestar Runner DVD intro was animated with Softimage. |
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| Pittsburgh steelworkers are thankful for Pan Pan's epiglottis!
This tweet is a reply to @invisibleswitch, who posted a screenshot of Craig Zobel's TV show with Twenty THANXty Six playing on the television. |
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Oh man @screenjunkies! Does this mean my dream of dead-eyed, over-animated CG The Cheat can finally come true?!!
This tweet quotes @screenjunkies, who Photoshopped aSpider-Man: Far From Homeposter with characters from Homestar Runner added in. Fun Facts |
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| That's all @schweizercomics! Guy's amazing!
This tweet is a reply to @Elyssa_Hilton, who liked the design of Trogdor's feet on the cover of the Trogdor!! The Board Game box. |
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| Susan Thensettle should be the name of Litigation Jackson's rival/love interest!
This tweet is a reply to @SeanZachel, who suggested that Strong Bad should sue, then settle. |
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Some have pointed out that it's actually Google who's using Trogdor as a codename. As a result, I should reveal the codename we've been using for my upcoming board game.
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| If it's not for sale in my online store, it's not legit. Bubs is still the only licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad merch.
This tweet is a reply to @LukeWMiller, posting a link to an unofficial Trogdor-themed T-shirt. Fun Facts |
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| You're prolly right. Does that mean I can aim my legal rampage at google instead?
This tweet is a reply to @Narcogen, trying to explain that Chromium was responsible. |
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So if @Qualcomm or whoever can officially, press-releaserally codename their processor 'Trogdor,' is it cool if I rebrand like-a so: This tweet quotes @mattsandy34, who pointed to an upcoming Chromebook codenamed "Trogdor". |
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Sounds like some-corporate-body's about to be the proud recipient of a LEGAL RAMPAGE!! This tweet is a reply to @conrad_chris, who posted a link to an article about Google's new Snapdragon Chromebooks. |
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| They'll be back soon! They're on a dangerous mission called "The Great Merchandise Warehouse Switch!"
This tweet is a reply to @candyman106, asking if Cheat Commandos figurines will ever be back in stock. |
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| You want a real treat? Watch em in French!!
This tweet links to the French dub of theTwo More Eggsepisode "Hot Dip: End Game". This tweet is a reply to @ChuckWendig, who had recently discovered that The Brothers Chaps had madeTwo More Eggs. |
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| There's just this:
This tweet links to theTwo More Eggsepisode "Gankroar: Backyard". This tweet is a reply to @David_Bohr, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Cheap As Free made a Scantron action figure. |
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I think we all remember where we were the day the "Scantron/Cheat Commandos" crossover hit the newsstands (and gave Scantron a much needed robo-nose)!
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| I debated having these show up in actual The Pizz pizza boxes with fake pepperoni/cheese grease stains screen printed on the top but it didn't fit with Wyrmwood's usual classy styles.
This tweet is a reply to @LysolPionex, who posted aTrogdor!! The Board Gamebox and jokingly suggested it was mailed by The Pizz. |
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Strong Sad plays The Beleaguered: Alliance but that may just be a game he made up himself because no one would play Magic with him.
This tweet is a reply to @BibbHerrod, who asked Strong Bad if he playsMagic: The Gathering. Fun Facts |
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| These are fantastic! He got everything right! The angularity of The Cheat! The dump-frumpery of Homestar! Marzipan's goth phase! And of course, the way I'm always holding a sign that says "JLARAR!"
This tweet is a reply to @StrongBadian, who posted his seven-year-old's drawings and asked Strong Bad for his opinion. Fun Facts |
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| No toon. Just a moment in time. Captured in gif form. Like a butterfly in a jar. That you didn't punch any airholes in. And also threw an angry wasp in there. And some WD-40.
This tweet is a reply to @TrixieAsk, who replied to the previous Tweet asking what toon it was from. Fun Facts |
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Sometimes, when you drop by the concession stand for an astro pop, this is what happens. Keep it shady, Bubs.
Image Transcript {Strong Bad and The Cheat walk up to the concession stand, where Bubs is hanging from the ceiling with only his lower body visible. As Strong Bad begins to say something, Bubs lowers down to the floor, followed by a large number of wads of dollar bills that bounce off his head. Strong Bad winces in reponse, followed by one more wad of money that falls and bounces off of Bubs.} Fun Facts |
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| Homestar called me Stinkoman in sbemail52 so I made anime-Homestar call anime-Strong Bad the same thing in sbemail57 and it stuck. That is all.
This tweet is a reply to @invisibleswitch, who wondered why Homestar's "Stinkoman" from island was repurposed into the name of the character Stinkoman. |
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Full-to-partial dang!! This fanart from @Karasz_Arts rules! It's like Strong Mad and I got caught in the teleporter together with that Powered By The Cheat version of me from the Millionzoic Era!!
This tweet quotes @Karasz_Arts, who shared fan art of a caveman-styled Strong Bad. Fun Facts |
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| How bout Computational Algorithmic Gymnastics?
This tweet is a reply to @WhatBiif, who replied to the previous Tweet with "Computational Algorithmics!" |
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Unfortunately, CGNU tuition has skyrocketed to ThriceButt and our online course offerings are the same as they were in this ad from 13 years ago. What sort of legit-sounding words would you like to see strung together to form class names for the Fall 2019 semester? twitter.com/calmcajun/stat ...
Video Transcript See the Crazy Go Nuts University commercial from theme song. |
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| 2019 benefits: - up to 3 pats on The Cheat's head (no deductible) - access to 'the medicine drawer' featuring empty spools of floss, braces rubber bands (moose variety), various tubes of ointments all no fewer than 8 winters old - unlimited low fives ($20 copay for high fives) This tweet is a reply to @OceansOfBliss, who wanted to work for Strong Bad and asked what his benefits plan was. Fun Facts |
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| Cheerleader's floataway crushin'
This tweet is a reply to @UncleBibby, who asked what part wasn't there before. |
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| I s'pose the 'floataway crushin' has its place, just feels like a dangling modifier somehow, you feel me?
This tweet is a reply to @adamvmassimiano, replied to the previous Tweet almost wishing the joke was left in. |
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Y'ever cut a joke from one of your comics and always wish you'd left it in, but then you go back years later and look at the joke you cut and you're like, "this was a joke?"
Video Transcript {Pom Pom is sitting at a dinner table and offering a flower to The Ugly One, whose top half is being eaten by a drum.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Pom Pommed?
{Cut to Cheerleader with her guitar and So and So at her synthesizer keyboard.}
SO AND SO: That sounded SLOOOW GOOD!
CHEERLEADER: I like boys so much!
{Cheerleader dreamily drifts away. Nebulon's sound effect plays faintly.}
{Cut to a mouth surrounded by beard stubble. The words "Battle of the Bands!!!" are written on the teeth.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Battle of the Bands! Fun Facts |
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Trogdor is swimming (and then flying and/or driving) as fast as he can! Thanks so much for getting the game! Can't wait for you to play it, man! Hope you dig your @WyrmwoodGaming board And bonus cards!
This tweet is a reply to @MrCommodoreZ, who posted the wooden game board and extra Keeper cards included with special editions of Trogdor!! The Board Game. Video Transcript {Open to a shot of live action water. The camera pans up to reveal the live action Trogdor from the Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer in the water. He then breathes out fire.} |
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Should be good now. Bubs said the server either 'hiccuped' or 'threw up in its mouth.'
This tweet is a reply to @Cube59525219, who said the website was down. Fun Facts |
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And of course Strong Sad had to try and copy me by having a giant meteor hit Quebec like 200 million years ago. So unoriginal!
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Someone finally did it! You found the giant, real world geographical easter egg I hid all those years ago! Congrats twicetimes!
This tweet quotes @JacobLenstar, who shared a photo of a "Lake Hockey-Playing The Cheat" he took from an airplane. Fun Facts |
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Thought I should repost the software's fantastic "Obliterating Redundant Tweet" animation. | |
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Naw, it's just that this is my Twitter rig: (got the 3.5" drive later) This tweet is a reply to @LimeHatGuy, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if Edgar's Older Cousin's Pet Ferret predicted Twitter in the floppy disk era. |
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Got a buncha new followers yesterday! Thanks and welcome to all o' dang y'all! Been getting a lot of 'SB, how tweet w/ box gluvs?' messages so I may have to re-employ this fellow from back when I first got on the Tweetboards:
This tweet quotes @Rundinj, who asked the time-honored question. Fun Facts |
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| Probably! Those not-black-wristband-wearers-with-short-hair! Somehow those jerks are on music streaming before I am!
This tweet links to sloshy on Amazon Music. This tweet is a reply to @adam_philips, who quoted the previous Tweet and speculated on there being a new sloshy record coming. |
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Also, 'no reason to trend' is DEFINITELY the name of some sloshy record. | |
| Whoa! I glow from within! I look like one of those bedside table lamps that you only find at those euro-expensive design-y cartoon stores that are fulla Moomins and Tin-Tins.
This tweet is a reply to @ojogobo, who posted a computer-generated rendering of Strong Bad holding a Cold One. Fun Facts |
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| I like that you gave us both those around-the-mouth skin flomps.
This tweet is a reply to @MoopityBoop, who wondered why Homestar Runner was trending and was inspired to draw Homestar and Strong Bad. |
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Technically shouldn't #HomestarRunner be 'twending'?
Video Transcript See Social Media Crap Compilation 3#Twending for no apparent reason |
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| You didn't hallucinate! I even made a custom intro for Everybody To The Limit that made fun of trucker caps and incorrectly said "attention Long Island" since that's where it was originally supposed to happen.
This tweet is a reply to @en_cohen, who wondered why Homestar was trending and said of Field Day 2003 that the Trogdor sketch was the only redeemable part. Fun Facts |
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Come on man! You know how our Ween Stumes work around here. If I was gonna get Marvel-ous with my costume, I'd dress as someone obscure, lame, and awesome like Scavenger from Dragon's Claws!! 2 British kids would recognize it! It'd be great!
This tweet quotes Leavittman1, who shared fan art of Strong Bad as Marvel's Thanos. Fun Facts |
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| Total. It just turns out making a Trogdor board game is WAY more work than I thought. It takes forever for him to put all the little pieces in boxes with just one beefy arm.
This tweet is a reply to @chaseredbaron, who replied to the "non-ripped-by-a-12-year-old" Tweet asking if there was new content on the way. |
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| Whoa! Is that me with Bubs' body? Strong Bubs? Or a Beef Stroganauts crossover?
This tweet is a reply to @herrfettgesicht, who replied to the "Super Smashy Towne Ultra-mint" Tweet with a Mii Fighter Strong Bad. Fun Facts |
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| This is the kinda fan fiction I like to see! Large Bean should be a grodypasta for the ages! Slenderm'n sounds like a diet milkshake!
This tweet is a reply to @jkelley500_jk, who posted a piece of fan art featuring Large Bean. Fun Facts |
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| Just tryin to get the classics out there in non-ripped-by-a-12-year-old quality. It's the opposite of seeing a band you used to like. Instead of sitting through my new album you didn't buy to get to a hits-filled encore, you gotta endure my best-of before I'll play the new crap.
This tweet is a reply to @SlabMangrave, who noted the various YouTube uploads of old sbemails. |
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| Not sure where you heard it was HTML5. Nope, they're putting out a Flash game right before the player is officially killed! THAT'S the Videlectrix way!
This tweet is a reply to @ArcOnInternet, who replied to a @pixeljamgames Tweet saying that the Level 10 release of Stinkoman 20X6 would be in HTML5. |
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Yeah! I tainted my own dang self years ago anyway! And Totems of Corporate Avarice sounds like a normo-datacore band Strong Sad would be into.
This tweet is a reply to @ChaiSpices, who replied to the Funko Pop Tweet Strong Bad previously replied to, asking for Funko Pop not to taint at least one thing they like. Fun Facts |
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| Hot Dip: Endgame?!!
This tweet links to theTwo More Eggsshort "Hot Dip: End Game". This tweet is a reply to @GoodMangoes2war, who said they were looking for Strong Bad inEndgame. |
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| One of these men thought about how his legs might appear in photographs before taking the stage.
This tweet is a reply to @JoCoCruise, who posted a picture of Matt Chapman with Jonathan Coulton. |
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| Look, I wish I was a character in Super Smashy Towne Ultra-mint also, but if people are basing their hopes on the fact that I once had a WiiWare game, then I think 'Cocoto Fishing Master' and that little guy from 'Lost Winds' are way in front of me in line.
This tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to @porfenablah, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if it meant noSuper Smash Bros.reveal. Fun Facts |
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| I love it when people assume I have sway with people or corporations on whose radars I am most likely not even present. But hey, neither are stealth bombers! I have stealth sway!!
This tweet is a reply to @MyopiaPodcast, who broadly appealed to Strong Bad, @homestarrunner and @OriginalFunko to make Homestar Runner Funko Pops. |
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Sometimes I can't decide. By never exploiting this tired fad, did I dodge a bullet or miss a goldmine?
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I used to always have one of those back in the early aughts! My five o'clock chin swirl! It aged way better than soul patches on those music festival type-dudes if you ask me. This tweet is a reply to @craigzobel, who replied to the previous Tweet and noted the chin shadow. |
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See this old screensaver for clarification (the screensaver, btw, is almost old enough to drink at this point. with art by @craigzobel) This tweet is a reply to @jodudeit, who replied to the "stitch-crossery" Tweet asking if Cold Ones are alcoholic. |
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| No way man! I was a meticulous decal master! No one could nail a tiny sticker that said "INTAKE" below a vent on a Cheat Commandos jet like definitely-not-still-playing-with-toys-as-a-teenager Strong Bad!
This tweet is a reply to @FusionPlank23, who replied a Tweet by @pixelkitties, who said stickers were applied to a microphone with boxing gloves. |
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| I dunno who that second rate corporate Homsar knockoff is, but that's a fantastic little bit of stitchin' crossly! It will make someone in a thrift store in 15 years very happy!
This tweet is a reply to @DukeSkath, who responded to the "stitch-crossery" Tweet with a cross-stitch of Dooble from The Brothers Chaps' Side ProjectTwo More Eggs. |
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| Aw man. Supposed to be 'clown collars.' I blew it. My big chance.
This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet. |
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| Run!! It's Depresseon! Planet sized devourer of alien worlds! And wearer of ringed cloud collars! And um... blower of grape-flavored vape smoke... apparently?
This tweet is a reply to @_tgjessie, who replied to a Tweet from @NoMansSky noting its picture's similarity to Strong Sad. |
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| Hot damp! That is some serious stitch-crossery! Make sure to hang it where it gets lotsa sun so it'll fade to a perfect grandma-golden yellow!
This tweet quotes @Eric_Albers17, who shared a property of ones cross-stitch made by his sister. Fun Facts |
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