@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 Dec
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This is a list of all the
@StrongBadActual
Tweets from December
2019.
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December
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| Nope on me! You're totally right! I should read my own dang cards first!
This tweet is a reply to @liracali, who replied to the [#1211436586119901192 Trogdor!! The Board Game thread], pointing out the line on Path o' Burnination that forbids Trogdor from taking any actions. |
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| Hmm. OR I haven't made a full-on Decemberween cartoon since 2010 and you've lost a decade.
This tweet is a reply to @bjr12777, who accused Strong Bad of "losing [his] edge" because there was no 2019 Decemberween toon. Fun Facts |
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| That is NOT Trogdor!!
This tweet is a reply to @azurada23, who pointed out that Trogdor couldn't be killed. |
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| Burnination's too good for em!
This tweet is a reply to @SkellyRen, who tried to amend Strong Bad's "[#1211435877131595778 kill it]" to "burninate it". |
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| Yes! Full unbridled burnination! Peasants would be set aflame and do their run-aroundy thing! Cottages set ablaze regardless of eligibility! And if you have a Keeper, Item, or previous action card that gave you AP (such as 2 Gross Beans or Smell the Daisies), you'd get to use em!
This tweet is a reply to @Pizzawitjo, who asked if the destruction of the Path of Burnination card included peasants and cottages. |
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| Aaahh!! Kill it!! Kill it each and every way!!
This tweet quotes @GetDisneyPrime's fake key art for a Disney "Trogdor!! The Burninator" series, featuring Mushu fromMulanedited to look like Trogdor. |
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| That is some premium smotin' goin' on there!!
This tweet quotes @AlenBlaekovi, who shared fan art of Trogdor smoting the Kerrek. |
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I thought this video made an appropriate metaphor as we approach the year's end. Happy Decemberween to all and may the knife-wielding Santam'n in our lives be a little more cooperative in 2020.
Video Transcript {The Robotic Santam'n from Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack with angry eyes and knife attachements is standing in an all-green background. It plays "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and tries to dance, but keeps falling over, so an arm keeps coming into the shot to stand it back up again.} |
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| This is great! Just know that you are prolly on some watchlist now as a result but I'm sure Coach Z would love the company!
This tweet quotes @austinmpriest, who posted a picture of a Christmas tree with a Coach Z ornament from Decemberween Short Shorts. |
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| I'm surrounded by them! There's bound to be some kinda nerd contact buzz type thing happening.
This tweet is a reply to @LiamXVX, who replied to the previous Tweet noting how nerdy it sounded for someone who made fun of nerds weekly. |
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| Does this mean I get to have a buncha senate meetings about trade embargoes?! OOH wait! Trade Embargo totally sounds like the name of my new favorite expanded universe character! "This is Trade Embargo from Lankosh T'wive. Saved my life at the Battle of C'Baoth's Abs."
This tweet is a reply to @doggans, who posted a Photoshop-modified image of a Star Wars poster featuring Coach Z and Marzipan, with Strong Bad in the background. |
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Ahh! They made an air mattress outta my freakin tongue! This tweet is a reply to @Judahe, who responded to a @KinjaDeals Tweet advertising a green Klymit sleeping pad, posting a diagrammed image of the pad and asking if Strong Bad designed it. |
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| I gotta see if the Lappier can even run twitch first. Maybe Edgarware has a utility that can overclock me to the streamins level.
This tweet is a reply to @Fail_lula, who, asking Strong Bad to respond, favorably replied to a @aureylian Tweet asking for the next Twitch marathon to be a Homestar Runner marathon. |
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| Don't get me wrong. I love it! I can't wait to have to answer for the issues that bebé grows up with!
This tweet is a reply to @FitzmonsterE, who said that her painting was time consuming and difficult to make. |
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| Shady daycares represent!
This tweet is a reply to @CharlemagneSeb, who quoted Senor Cardgage's song from the Puddin' Patch in unlicensed. |
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| Cause nothin says "nursery wall" like blank stare ghost man and edge-creepin green eyes munsterm'n.
This tweet quotes @FitzmonsterE, who shared a painting of Homestar and Strong Bad in the field that she painted for her friend's baby. |
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Dubrowvski crystal Strong Sad b/w Santameeple Trogdor. | |
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Acourse I know what it means! Why do ya think they censor its appearance in their advertisements! It's too unspeakable to show to impressionable viewers! This tweet is a reply to @ampersandle, who informed Strong Bad of what "pooey" means in the UK. |
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| While I can't begin to fathom what ingredients put the "Jones" in Hot Jones or the "Pooey" in Hot Pooey, these recipes have to come pert dang close! Lemme know if anybody braves a taste test!
This tweet quotes @ReverendBrent, who shared recipes for Hot Jones and Hot Pooey. |
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Yes. The issue is finding the right peoples who understand me and mines' unique physiologies and can translate them into 3D plushiness. There can be ONLY ONE Shark-Tooth Bubs!
This tweet is a reply to @spacewolverine, who asked if Strong Bad had considered selling plushies of Homestar Runner characters. Fun Facts |
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| Ha! Nice Decemberween lyrical substitutes! And your ability to embroider on a tortilla is unequaled!
This tweet quotes @CraftingGeek, who shared a photo of an embroidered Trogdor Christmas tree ornament along with festive alternate lyrics to Trogdor's song. |
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| Currently exclusively from a crumpled cardboard box that was found in a closet. And there might literally be ONE of those toques.
This tweet is a reply to @CompBullSheet, who asked where one could obtain a Strong Bad toque. |
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Filthy napkin toque drawings are free to the first (1) customer(s)! This tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who wanted a beanie with his own face on it. |
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If Geddy Lee wearing me on a hat doesn't naturalize me as a Canadian citizen, I don't know what does.
This tweet is a reply to @FelixOrion, who commented on Strong Bad's use of "toque" and asked if he was Canadian. Fun Facts |
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| Of course Homestar keeps saying, "Hey Stwong Bad, I weally like your 'Mountain Man Alton Brown' beanie cap."
This tweet is a reply to @ChuckWendig, who responded with shock to Strong Bad's acknowledgment. Fun Facts |
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No way! Check out the toque I'm wearing today!! This tweet is a reply to @ChuckWendig, who posted a photo of himself wearing a Strong Bad beanie. |
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| Also already done.
This tweet is a reply to @invisibleswitch, who recommended that Strong Bad put his music on digital download platforms. |
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| Been on there for a few months already.
This tweet is a reply to @HSR_History, who requested that Strong Bad Sings be put on iTunes. |
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Hooked on Decemberween is on the streamins (spotify, amazon music, apple music, deezer, etc.) complete with a new/old track! Add it to your holiday playlists to bring any get together to a screeching halt! |
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| Don't get me wrong, of course I want it to look like my pants are fangoriously devouring my abdomen! I just also wanted sharkmouth.
This tweet is a reply to @MaxOfFewTrades, who questioned Strong Bad's lack of enthusiasm about serrated pants. Fun Facts |
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| Hey! How come I didn't get no rows of sharp fangs like great white Homestar over there?! All's I got is a pair of serrated pants!
This tweet quotes @Joanna_Austill, who shared her knit Homestar Runner and Strong Bad. |
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Duh. This tweet is a reply to @starlite528, who pointed out that the Krull-wich's "boomerang" was a glaive. |
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| No way. This is AT LEAST some 2nd level beeswax.
This tweet is a reply to @purblebirb, who asked if the Krull-wich card was a Qblepon card. Fun Facts |
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| Pizz Points have no cash value and can only be redeemed in-store for additional red pepper flakes. Cakey, ancient parmesan dander is an upcharge.
This tweet quotes @MittasticVoyage, who posted a photo of a neon pizzeria sign with only the letters "PIZ" lit, commenting that he could finally turn in his "Piz Points". |
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Note to self: Wave arms wildly!
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| Gotta get them sweet, sweet Europapean lobster clawmeats!
This tweet is a reply to @noirakita, who picked up on Strong Bad's reference to2010: The Year We Make Contactin the [#1202968564963172358 regimented U's Tweet] and speculated that Space Captainface would be allowed to land on Europa. Fun Facts |
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| Tried to fit em on the shoulders but they couldn't print em out high enough. They looked a little weird too. Get one o' them doingy antenna headbands and stick some wings on em!
This tweet is a reply to @FahlmaVitane, who commented on the lack of wingaling on the Trogdor Beefy Arm shirt. |
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Looks like its on its way to Hot Pooey territory. Or worse, on its way to:
This tweet is a reply to @mellodillo, who remarked that their white chocolate mocha from Starbucks looked like Hot Jones. Fun Facts |
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I'll say this again with an exhausted scream:
Consummate V's on Trogdor are used for teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows! THERE ARE NO CONSUMMATE V'S ON TROGDOR'S BODY!! ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE!! (his little scale thingies are made of regimented U's) Do these look like V's?!!
This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet. Fun Facts |
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Who wouldn't want this beefy arm comin' outta the back of your right shoulder blade there? Stuff from my print-on-demand store can still arrive in time for Decemberween! |
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Everybody knows that! Talk to Strong Sad. This is his tarot card from Halloween 2007. This tweet is a reply to @_ragegun, who replied to the previous Tweet and noted that Krull was the name of the planet and what was actually in the sandwich was a glaive. |
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Strong Sad claims this tarot reading he got this morning prognosticated the retirement of @radiolab 's Robert Krulwich but I dunno what that nerdy noise is. All's I see is a deliciously deadly boomerang repast! | |
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Um, we're talking about Videlectrix here. This tweet is a reply to @Minato_Arisato5, who replied to the Tweet announcing the second Stinkoman Level 10 delay and would tolerate a delay if it meant a quality product. |
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| Those no-good Houghton boys are always bitin' my styles! First Trogdor and now this?! I shake my shiny boxing glove fist at them from my porch rocking chair!
This tweet is a reply to @Sparkster2600, who linked to aBig City Greensclip featuring a drink made with skim milk and gummi bears, noting its similarity to Suudsu. |
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Congratulations to Videlectrix! By delaying Stinkoman Level 10 for a second time, they have officially become a legit video game company! That's how the pro's do it! The company cites an internal surplus of "not working on it enough/at all" as a major contributor to the delay. | |
| (*NOTAREALPROMOCODE is, um, not a real promo code)
This tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet. |
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Just over 12 hours left to order this crap in time for Decemberween! After that you have to settle for digital gift cards and everyone will HATE you! Use promo code NOTAREALPROMOCODE to get 0% off my butt! |
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| Lemme look! Oddly enough, I keep them inside an obsolete stereo!
This tweet is a reply to @BraOfNachos, who asked if Strong Bad had any coasters left, and said that hers fused via drink slime to her obsolete stereo. |
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| Join the Dagrons for Trogdor Helmet night this season! $2 Sog Dogs! $3 draft cold ones! Foam beefy arms to the first 250 fans! Arrive early for a free concert by Limozeen('s old guitar tech's solo fretless bass ensemble)!
This tweet quotes @TeeMil24, who posted fan art of a Trogdor sports team logo. |
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| Did you buy Trogdor and still haven't played it cuz no one reads rulebooks? Or did you buy it for someone and they're super dumb? Watch this full official playthrough with me, Dumpus, Homestar, and human Mike with guest appearances by Too Much Talking Man!
This tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough on YouTube. |
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| Nice crocheting but I hope that pasta filled hattifattener shocks the crap out of him!
This tweet is a reply to @annaslamma, who posted a crochet Homestar Runner. |
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| Sadly no, but if you just wait 30 years, Joshow will become a "legacy" property and get turned into a gritty animated reboot! Unless Walt's ghost boots Joshow from the vault first... which actually seems more likely.
This tweet is a reply to @sictransitglora, who asked if Disney+ greenlit new Joshow episodes. |
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| Wow! Did Wiley Wiggins just know who I was?
This tweet is a reply to @wileywiggins, who was flattered by Strong Bad's tagging him. |
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| Sadly the glass masters were lost when the duplication house was bought and rebought by multiple companies a decade or so ago. So re-ordering is more of a takelong.
This tweet is a reply to @WayCool64, who asked when the Sbemail DVDs will be back in stock. |
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| You've cast me all all wrong. I'M the bullies that make Bastian get in the dumpster! Or maybe the creepy attic skeleton! Or that giant luck dragon syringe! Or better yet I'm just 16 year old @wileywiggins cosplaying as Atreyu while hanging out at the Emporium!
This tweet is a reply to @ZacMannes, who responded to the "boy and his Trog" Tweet suggesting a Strong Bad recreation of The Never Ending Story, with a cast list including Strong Bad as Atreyu. |
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| Yes. Now please use this design to animate the music video for my just-now-made-up new hit single "Suddenly turns to beef (our love)" feat. The Cheat.
This tweet is a reply to @uranimus, who replied to the previous "arm suddenly turns to beef" Tweet with a drawing of Strong Bad with Trogdor's arm replacing his right arm. |
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| The hidden answer in my response was, "it doesn't change and you should just discard that consummate v's card for 5 AP with no special powers since your Keeper already has a pretty good one." So I made up something dumb instead.
This tweet is a reply to @pacmastermeow, who replied to the previous "Turbo Consummate V's" Tweet and asked if there was any movement change. |
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| A boy and his Trog.
This tweet quotes @uranimus, who shared fan art of Strong Bad riding a flying Trogdor. |
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| I like how it almost looks like my arm suddenly turns to beef behind Trogdor's body there.
This tweet is a reply to @uranimus's fan art of Strong Bad riding a flying Trogdor. |
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It's tHybermonday! I'm s'posed to remind folks to place any Homestore orders by December 5th if you wanna get em by Decemberween (Dec. 25)! There goes the tHyberman! |
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| Or did I?!
This tweet is a reply to @vhurple, who implied that Strong Bad's podcast proposal was a joke. |
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| I say we just start making "Marzipan's Answering Ma-podcast." "Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me an entire podcast after the beep. And Strong Sad, no more deep dives into the members of Joy Division's footwear." BEEP! This tweet quotes @AwesomePhone, who asked Strong Bad for another Marzipan's Answering Machine. |
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| Part of me says, "man those paper digipacks do NOT age well," but then another part of me says "whoa! that old dvd looks cool and vintage like my Frampton Comes Alive LP!"
This tweet is a reply to @TheAwesomeGodMa, who shared a photo of their beaten-up copy of Everything Else, Vol. 2. |
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| Standinating under an elephant...
This tweet is a reply to the same @pastormarksc Tweet as before. |
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| Burninating the weird spinal column thing!!
This tweet is a reply to @pastormarksc, who noticed a drawing of Trogdor amid other doodles on a restaurant wall. |
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| They're only 17. You can hold off crumbling to dust for another 7 months. (their voices were recorded specifically for the dvd snipppet, not way back when the toon was originally being made/unfinished)
This tweet is a reply to @antihumorous, who lamented over being old because Preshy and Rafferty's voice actors were now adults. |
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| You just call them "Turbo Consummate V's" and make tuff hot rod engine noises as you move Trogdor around. S'what I do anyways.
This tweet is a reply to @pacmastermeow, who asked what happens if Cranjegg (the Keeper who grants diagonal movement) gains Consummate V's. |
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With all this talk of dvds and bonus feech, I thought I'd share this snippet of the classic bonus documentary "Why Come Only One Girl?" from Everything Else Vol 2. in which Homestar Runner gets attempted murdered by his maybe-relatives. homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/dv...
Video Transcript See the "Preshy and Rafferty" part of Why Come Only One Girl? |
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| Maybe. But rereleasing a buncha crap I made a decade or two ago is way less fun and exciting than things like new-board-game-make (which I suppose one could argue was technically a tabletop rerelease of the Trogdor arcade game so i'ma shut up).
This tweet is a reply to @ContextVariable, who suggested crowdfunding the re-release of out-of-print DVDs. |
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| Take it up with the publisher. I already somehow willed the comic into existence just by answering somebody's email. Haven't I done enough?!!
This tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who pointed out the existence of two duplicate issue numbers of Strong Badman. |
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| Yes, the problem here is a severe lack of Stiny's to re-output all the sbemails, toons, bonus content, menus, dvd Easter eggs, etc. Strong Badman shoulda cloned that guy back in issue 12 when he had the chance!
This tweet is a reply to @Austiccioli, who suggested the release of a Blu-ray boxed set of DVDs and called on Stiny to remaster the files. |
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| Nice detective work! Never thought to check the Quote of the Week. I just did a search for 'turkey' and it didn't come up.
This tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who found Strong Bad's "T-give" song listed as a Quote of the Week from November 2002. |
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| No silence. I'll put all that stuff up eventually. It's just me and The Cheat so summa that stuff takes a while.
This tweet is a reply to @cillobillo, who responded to @splattorz's request with "And so the silence..." |
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This tweet is a reply to @splattorz, who requested high-quality rips of DVD-exclusive content. Video Transcript See the "Preshy and Rafferty" part of Why Come Only One Girl? |
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| Or just laziness and a complete lack of motivation.
This tweet is a reply to @invisibleswitch, who suggested misplacement of files as a reason why Strong Bad Sings took so long to be put online. |
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