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Books by various Sportsinterviewses appear in several toons, usually in Easter eggs. Leomard Sportsinterviews appears frequently, as does Beverly; other authors typically make one-off appearances.

Leomard Sportsinterviews

Cover Description Appearances
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This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base Strong Bad refers to the title of this book, and an Easter egg reveals its listing on Bookazon.com complete with several reviews.

Email studying

Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760 Mentioned by the suspiciously-named "Just Nobody Sportsinterviews" in a Bookazon.com review of This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base.

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Everyone is Different A children's book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.

Email kids' book
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That Time of Year That Time of Year is a children's Decemberween book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.

Decemberween in July (That Time of Year)
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Thy Dungeonman instruction manual The 400-page instruction manual for Thy Dungeonman primarily consists of 395 pages of lore, telling the story of a young man named Collagen beginning a quest to become a Dungeonman.

Beverly Sportsinterviews

Beverly "Bev" Sportsinterviews is a parody of children's/young-adult fiction author Beverly Cleary. Her books frequently win literary awards, spoofing awards like the Newbery Medal. The books' titles are all based on Strong Bad Email senders' names and/or locations, and appear in Easter eggs.

Cover Description Appearance
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Ewww, Claire!! Why??? The title of this book spoofs the sender's location of "Eau Claire, WI".

Email origins
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Laramie, Why? The title of this book mocks the sender's town of "Laramie, Wy".
Lem Sportsinterviews co-authored this novel.

Email secret identity
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"Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!" The title of this book combines the email's sender and hometown: "Kat, Spokane, Wash."

Email pop-up
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Problem Brian The title of this book is based on Strong Bad's imagined expansion of sender's initials "PB".

Email specially marked
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Scar, Let Moe! The title of this book mocks "Scarlet, MO", with the titular "Moe" bearing the likeness of Moe Howard of The Three Stooges. The subtitle (likely doubling as a meta-commentary on the quality of the pun) is "a real stretch".

Email hiding

Boss Ton, Mass A play on Boston, Massachusetts, this unseen book is described as a "bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel".

@StrongBadActual tweet (16 Sep 2017)

Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews

The books by Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews parody the works of children's author Dr. Seuss. These also appear in Strong Bad Email Easter eggs.

Cover Description Appearance
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The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish! The cover illustration references Green Eggs and Ham as well as One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Email radio
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Little Jakey Pleasenthanks The title of this book mocks the sender closing their email with "Thanks, Jake".

Email cliffhangers

Leomardbury Chauceinterviews

His name parodies 14th-century English poet Geoffrey Chaucer.

Cover Description Appearance
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The Ocelot & The Porridge Maiden A children's book that is one of Strong Sad's all-time favorites, defaced by Strong Bad for Worldbuilders 2014.

Strong Bad Classics!

Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews

Cover Description Appearance
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Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more) A children's book (published by Cheap As Free with the same "Little Golden Books" spine as several of Lem's books) about the addition of "looptie-lie" to the children's folk song "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo".

@StrongBadActual tweet (20 Jan 2019) (deleted scene from the next april fools thing)

Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews

A parody of macabre writer Edgar Allan Poe.

Cover Description Appearance
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The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems A poetry collection playing on the Vampire's Castle response "the Oar is on the Study floor".

Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle

Lem Sportverslaggever

The Dutch "Sportverslaggever" roughly translates to "Sportsinterviews", though verslaggever is closer to "reporter" than "interview".

Cover Description Appearance
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Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer A Dutch board book (translating to "Omsol and the Messy Room"), based on a fan costume of Homsar with the shirt deliberately misread as Omsol. The book is orange, the national color of the Netherlands, most notably in the context of sporting events.

Fan 'Stumes 2022

See Also