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Cheat Commandos Theme Song

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Sheet music

The Cheat Commandos Theme Song is the theme song of the Cheat Commandos cartoon show. It is reminiscent of the G.I. Joe theme song. As part of a toyetic franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot. The Commandos' battle against Blue Laser is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "Buy all our playsets and toys!". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.

  • [#Lyrics 1 Lyrics]
  • [#Appearances 2 Appearances]
  • [#Quotes_of_the_Week 3 Quotes of the Week]
  • [#External_Links 4 External Links]

Lyrics

Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom
And each is sold separately
Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil
Buy all our playsets and toys!

Appearances

Quotes of the Week

Character Variations | 2024 Revisit

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