Cheat Commandos Theme Song

Sheet music

The Cheat Commandos Theme Song is the theme song of the Cheat Commandos cartoon show. It is reminiscent of the G.I. Joe theme song. As part of a toyetic franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot. The Commandos' battle against Blue Laser is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "Buy all our playsets and toys!". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.

Lyrics

Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom
And each is sold separately
Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil
Buy all our playsets and toys!

Appearances

• Debut: Cheat Commandos (toon)
• Cheat Commandos...O's
• Shopping for Danger
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 7
• Cheat Commandos Playsets
• Let us give TANKS!
• Blue Laserdisc Challenge
• An Important Rap Song
• Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1
• Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2
• Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
• Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1
• @StrongBadActual Tweets 2022
• Decemberweenvent Calendar (Day 12)

Quotes of the Week

Cheat Commandos Theme Song's Quotes of the Week

External Links

• "Cheat Commandos Theme" on Songwhip
• "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys (Reprise)" on Songwhip

Cheat Commandos
The Commandos	Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser	Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters	Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places	Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories	Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes	Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS! An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements	Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew	A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous	Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics

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