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Books by Sportsinterviewses

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Books by various Sportsinterviewses appear in several toons, usually in Easter eggs. Leomard Sportsinterviews appears frequently, as does Beverly; other authors typically make one-off appearances.

  • [#Leomard_Sportsinterviews 1 Leomard Sportsinterviews]
    • [#This_Book_is_Better_Than_1st.2C_2nd.2C_and_Quite_Possibly_Even_3rd_Base 1.1 This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]
    • [#Why_People_in_Hollywood_Ought_to_Give_Me_.245.2C760 1.2 Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760]
    • [#Everyone_is_Different 1.3 Everyone is Different]
    • [#That_Time_of_Year 1.4 That Time of Year]
    • [#Thy_Dungeonman_instruction_manual 1.5 Thy Dungeonman instruction manual]
  • [#Beverly_Sportsinterviews 2 Beverly Sportsinterviews]
    • [#Ewww.2C_Claire.21.21_Why.3F.3F.3F 2.1 Ewww, Claire!! Why???]
    • [#Laramie.2C_Why.3F 2.2 Laramie, Why?]
    • [#.22Cat.2C.22_spoke_Anne.2C_.22Wash.21.22 2.3 "Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"]
    • [#Problem_Brian 2.4 Problem Brian]
    • [#Scar.2C_Let_Moe.21 2.5 Scar, Let Moe!]
    • [#Boss_Ton.2C_Mass 2.6 Boss Ton, Mass]
  • [#Crazy_Prof._Sportsinterviews 3 Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews]
    • [#The_Fish_was_Delish_and_it_made_Quite_a_Dish.21 3.1 The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!]
    • [#Little_Jakey_Pleasenthanks 3.2 Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]
  • [#Leomardbury_Chauceinterviews 4 Leomardbury Chauceinterviews]
    • [#The_Ocelot_.26_The_Porridge_Maiden 4.1 The Ocelot & The Porridge Maiden]
  • [#Old_Maid_Bevulon_Sportsinterviews 5 Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews]
    • [#Here_we_Go.2C_Looptie-Loo.21_.28and_nothing_more.29 5.1 Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)]
  • [#Edgar_Allen_Sportsinterviews 6 Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews]
    • [#The_Oar_on_the_Floor_and_other_inventory_poems 6.1 The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems]
  • [#Lem_Sportverslaggever 7 Lem Sportverslaggever]
    • [#Omsol_en_de_Rommelige_Kamer 7.1 Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer]
  • [#See_Also 8 See Also]

Leomard Sportsinterviews

Cover Description Appearances
File:Lemcover.jpg This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base
This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base

Strong Bad refers to the title of this book, and an Easter egg reveals its listing on Bookazon.com complete with several reviews.

Email studying
Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760

Mentioned by the suspiciously-named "Just Nobody Sportsinterviews" in a Bookazon.com review of This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base.

File:Everyone.png Everyone is Different
Everyone is Different

A children's book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.

Email kids' book
File:That time of year.png That Time of Year
That Time of Year

That Time of Year is a children's Decemberween book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.

Decemberween in July (That Time of Year)
File:Thydungeonmanbox.PNG Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual
Thy Dungeonman instruction manual

The 400-page instruction manual for Thy Dungeonman primarily consists of 395 pages of lore, telling the story of a young man named Collagen beginning a quest to become a Dungeonman.

* videlectrix.com (mentioned in Games Gallery)

Beverly Sportsinterviews

Beverly "Bev" Sportsinterviews is a parody of children's/young-adult fiction author Beverly Cleary. Her books frequently win literary awards, spoofing awards like the Newbery Medal. The books' titles are all based on Strong Bad Email senders' names and/or locations, and appear in Easter eggs.

Cover Description Appearance
File:Ewwclairewhy.png Ewww, Claire!! Why???
Ewww, Claire!! Why???

The title of this book spoofs the sender's location of "Eau Claire, WI".

Email origins
File:Laramie,Why.PNG Laramie, Why?
Laramie, Why?

The title of this book mocks the sender's town of "Laramie, Wy".
Lem Sportsinterviews co-authored this novel.

Email secret identity
File:Cat Spoke Anne Wash.png "Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"
"Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"

The title of this book combines the email's sender and hometown: "Kat, Spokane, Wash."

Email pop-up
File:Problem Brian.png Problem Brian
Problem Brian

The title of this book is based on Strong Bad's imagined expansion of sender's initials "PB".

Email specially marked
File:Scar let moe.png Scar, Let Moe!
Scar, Let Moe!

The title of this book mocks "Scarlet, MO", with the titular "Moe" bearing the likeness of Moe Howard of The Three Stooges. The subtitle (likely doubling as a meta-commentary on the quality of the pun) is "a real stretch".

Email hiding
Boss Ton, Mass

A play on Boston, Massachusetts, this unseen book is described as a "bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel".

@StrongBadActual tweet (16 Sep 2017)

Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews

The books by Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews parody the works of children's author Dr. Seuss. These also appear in Strong Bad Email Easter eggs.

Cover Description Appearance
File:Fishwasdelish.PNG Two heads, an arm, and one great story
The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!

The cover illustration references Green Eggs and Ham as well as One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Email radio
File:Little jakey pleasanthanks.png Little Jakey Pleasenthanks
Little Jakey Pleasenthanks

The title of this book mocks the sender closing their email with "Thanks, Jake".

Email cliffhangers

Leomardbury Chauceinterviews

His name parodies 14th-century English poet Geoffrey Chaucer.

Cover Description Appearance
File:TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png The Ocelot & the Porridge Maiden
The Ocelot & The Porridge Maiden

A children's book that is one of Strong Sad's all-time favorites, defaced by Strong Bad for Worldbuilders 2014.

Strong Bad Classics!

Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews

Cover Description Appearance
File:TwitterLooptieLie.PNG Here we go looptie-loo.
Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)

A children's book (published by Cheap As Free with the same "Little Golden Books" spine as several of Lem's books) about the addition of "looptie-lie" to the children's folk song "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo".

@StrongBadActual tweet (20 Jan 2019) (deleted scene from the next april fools thing)

Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews

A parody of macabre writer Edgar Allan Poe.

Cover Description Appearance
File:The Oar on the Floor.PNG The Oar on the Floor
The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems

A poetry collection playing on the Vampire's Castle response "the Oar is on the Study floor".

Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle

Lem Sportverslaggever

The Dutch "Sportverslaggever" roughly translates to "Sportsinterviews", though verslaggever is closer to "reporter" than "interview".

Cover Description Appearance
File:Omsol.png Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer
Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer

A Dutch board book (translating to "Omsol and the Messy Room"), based on a fan costume of Homsar with the shirt deliberately misread as Omsol. The book is orange, the national color of the Netherlands, most notably in the context of sporting events.

Fan 'Stumes 2022

See Also