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The Periodic Table of Candy Elements

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The Periodic Table of Candy Elements is a table showing how the various "elements" of candy are related to each other. Strong Bad displays it in the email candy product. Several of these elements' symbols are symbols of the real Periodic Table of Elements: Pb (lead), Al (aluminium), Ca (calcium), Co (cobalt), Cr (chromium), and Mt (meitnerium). Note that the chemical symbol Ch is used for both the Chocolatium and Chewy elements.

The table shares its shape with the real Periodic Table of the Elements, including the blue row of Lanthanide/Actinide equivalents, although it has far fewer elements shown (there may be others, however, considering that Bubble Gum is element 105 and Those Wafer Things is 316, and hence out of order; licorice, which was mentioned in the email, is conspicuously absent).

Many of the candy elements end with "ium"; this is the standard suffix for metal elements.

1

Ch


Chocolatium

The Periodic Table of

2

Dk

Darkium
Chocolatium

3

Pb


Peanutbutter

Candy Elements

4

Co


Cookium

5

Pz


Pretzelium

6

Cr


Crispity

7

Ch


Chewy

8

Go

Gooey
Center

9

Ca


Caramelium

10

Pf


Puffed Rice

11

Ma


Marshmalloid

12

Fg


Fudge

13

Ha

Hard
Candium

14

Cc

Candy
Coating

15

Ng


Nougat

16

Tf


Taffium

103

Mt


Minty Fresh

104

Al


Almond

105

Bg


Bubble Gum

316

Wa

Those
Wafer Things