The Periodic Table of Candy Elements

Mmmmm, candy elements!

The Periodic Table of Candy Elements is a table showing how the various "elements" of candy are related to each other. Strong Bad displays it in the email candy product. Many of the candy elements end with "-ium"; this is the standard suffix for metal elements.

Several of these elements' symbols are symbols of the real Periodic Table of Elements: Pb (lead), Al (aluminium), Ca (calcium), Co (cobalt), Cr (chromium), and Mt (meitnerium). Note that the chemical symbol Ch is used for both the Chocolatium and Chewy elements. The table shares its shape with the real Periodic Table of the Elements, including the blue row of Lanthanide/Actinide equivalents, although it has far fewer elements shown (there may be others, however, considering that Bubble Gum is element 105 and Those Wafer Things is 316, and hence out of order; licorice, which was mentioned in the email, is conspicuously absent).

1 Ch Chocolatium	The Periodic Table of
2 Dk Darkium Chocolatium	3 Pb Peanutbutter	Candy Elements			4 Co Cookium
5 Pz Pretzelium	6 Cr Crispity	7 Ch Chewy	8 Go Gooey Center	9 Ca Caramelium	10 Pf Puffed Rice
11 Ma Marshmalloid	12 Fg Fudge	13 Ha Hard Candium	14 Cc Candy Coating	15 Ng Nougat	16 Tf Taffium
		103 Mt Minty Fresh	104 Al Almond	105 Bg Bubble Gum	316 Wa Those Wafer Things