@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018 Mar
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This is a list of all the
@StrongBadActual
Tweets from March
2018.
Note: some links to other tweets may only work on the full year page.
March
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| No kiddin you were wasted, you made me upside down!! Strong Bad has a swoll cranium not a swoll chin!
This Tweet is a reply to _darthsader, who posted a Strong Bad Easter egg they painted when they were drunk. Fun Facts |
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| You know, I gots a folder on an old Compy called '99 songs' that's fulla those kinda jingles. And that's from maybe 2004. If I made one now it'd prolly be more like '300 songs.' Mmmmaybe I'll press 'upload' one of these days. Or at least press 'applaud.'
This Tweet is a reply to @CalebLeonhart, who asked if the themes and jingles from Homestar Runner will ever be released. Fun Facts |
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This comic is like if Crack Stuntman and Larry from Limozeen were low level space criminals and high level jerks! Not for kidz! Not great for baby!
This Tweet is a reply to @wolfboy74, who posted a picture from Cosmic Scoundrels, one of The Brothers Chaps' side projects. Fun Facts |
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| I call that a Repost Rubdown!
This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Strong Bad had already posted the video on Instagram. Fun Facts |
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Today, help Homestar become a man! #mariopaintthursdays #wariowarethursdays
Video Transcript See Become A Man |
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Or this, if you no like instagram This Tweet is a reply to the same @TrueAbelhawk reply as the previous reply. |
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| You want THIS as a D&D mini more. instagram.com/p/BgzJn4jhpBR/
This Tweet is a reply to @TrueAbelhawk, who replied to the [#977176574620467201 Trog-legions Tweet], saying they wanted one as a D&D mini. |
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This Tweet is a reply to @DaveyHames, who replied to the [#978331796201975808 previous Stinkoman facepaint link], mourning Stinkoman 20X6's "final Level that never was". This Tweet quotes [#949767712670089217 Strong Bad's own Tweet featuring the teaser for level 10]. |
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| I know! What's not cool about nightmare-induction?
This Tweet is a reply to @JJoyceEgan, who replied to the previous link, saying the facepaint was cool. Fun Facts |
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| I absolutely love the nightmares this is gonna give me.
This Tweet quotes @rishapri, who shared a photo of Stinkoman facepaint. |
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| Gah!! Did Strong Mad try to fit into Homestar's daisy dukes?!
This Tweet is a reply to @Thunderlina3237, who posted a Strong Mad-like Roblox character with purple pants, apparently from an @AlbertsStuff video. Fun Facts |
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| Definitely more cool. But the coolest would be to spell it (and think it) 'cat-halver.' One who halves cats.
This Tweet is a reply to @RetepBocaj42, who replied to the [#977512228340543488 previous "have cat" link], asking if it would be more or less cool to call a cat owner a "cat-haver" due to the similarity to "cadaver". |
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| This honors The Cheat and dishonors Moses Malone at the same time.
This Tweet is a reply to @hojukoolander, who posted a trading card with Moses Malone, and only thought of The Cheat starting up The Adventures of Lolo on the NES. |
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| THIS is how you 'have cat.'
This Tweet quotes @ErinGflow, who posted a photo of a piece of cardboard with Trogdor on it, with a cat's head coming through a hole in place of the head. |
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| Their majesty works like radar! Majestolocation! It bounces off non-flaming peasants and cottages and guides the Troggies to burnination!
This Tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who asked how the eyeless Trog-legions will see where they're going. |
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| I encourage everyone who works at the UN to do more of the 3 things you've modeled here: -waste time every week -watch Strong Bad -have lunch with the IT staff The global benefits will be instant and far-reaching. This Tweet is a reply to @jayne_a_broad, who admitted to wasting time watching Strong Bad videos and talking with IT about it at lunch while working at the UN. |
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Unleash the eyeless Trog-legions!
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| YOU'VE been paying attention!
This Tweet is a reply to @DeadlyComics, who noted the [#973017222347153408 sblounch and stnank] on the fist in the [#976876135052185605 previous Mario Paint Thursday Tweet]. |
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| Yeah yeah! What this person said!
This Tweet is a reply to @Minato_Arisato5, who replied to the [#976876135052185605 previous Mario Paint Thursday Tweet], saying Strong Bad was tricking Homestar into thinking he was defeated. |
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That's the plan!
This Tweet is a reply to @smittygirl, who linked to the [#975808792146391046 Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet], asking if the Trogdor board game would be a real Kickstarter-funded game. Fun Facts |
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Don't ask me to explain. #mariopaintthursdays
Video Transcript See Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation#Strong Bad Underfoot Fun Facts |
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| Oh he's creepin back there most of the time. He's probably stuck to one of the glue strips we put out to trap him. Or "glor straps" as he likes to call em.
This Tweet is a reply to @tumourloaf, who replied to the previous reply and made reference to Coach Z being behind the couch in the drawing. |
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| I better be choking the life (or tiny stars in this case) outta him and not *GULP* pal-ing around
This Tweet is a reply to @tumourloaf, who made a commissioned drawing of Homestar and Strong Bad on the couch in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. |
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I think you're right. This Tweet is a reply to @hejmstel, who found an image of a man in a Virtual Reality headset, resembling Homeschool Winner, on the Xbox website. |
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The ankle is the perfect spot too because I LOVE tube socks! Also, your phone case makes me wonder why Strong Sad hasn't been pinhead for Halloween yet.
This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted photos of a Strong Bad tattoo. Fun Facts |
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| I'm telling you precisely that right now. There is going to be a Trogdor tabletop game.
This Tweet is a reply to @Rosen_Thorne, who linked to the previous [#975808792146391046 Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet], asking why nobody told them about it. |
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| Gotta wait for the Peasant's Quest expansion deck! Throw Baby, Get Old Man Rub, Buy Kerrek a Cold One... all your faves will be there!
This Tweet is a reply to @commtoonist, who replied to the previous [#975808792146391046 Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet], asking if there was a "throw baby" card. Fun Facts |
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| "The Heat of the Hot Stance" was one of Limozeen's sauciest AND most political singles
This Tweet is a reply to @CardiganReturns, who replied to the previous [#975808792146391046 Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet], asking how the heat of that hot stance would compare to that of a Hot Jones. |
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This Tweet is a reply to @boardgamepepper, who replied to the previous [#975808792146391046 Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet], asking if consummate V's were going to be a bonus. Image Transcript |
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| You'll have to wait for the Peasant's Quest Expansion Pack DLC Microtransaction MegaWhatev! Only $39.99 plus all previous reward tiers plus the original LP's digitally remastered for today's stereos! ...wait, what did you ask me again?
This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous [#975808792146391046 Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet], asking if you could throw baby. |
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| Not when you and your knuckle-headed friends play AS Trogdor! Then it ends in burnination, Trogtriumph, and majesty!
This Tweet is a reply to @bittercold, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking what the point of a Trogdor board game was, when it would all end in flames. |
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Who doesn't wanna play Peasant's Quest in bite-sized 3-second nuggz?
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| Write your local Telltale and demand that they vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
This Tweet is a reply to @tgorman83, who asked if there would be a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. Fun Facts |
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That's cause this is what we got the last time Homestar had a "unique domicile:"
This Tweet is a reply to @Tman1224, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying it's a shame the other characters' unique domiciles are rarely seen. Fun Facts |
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Homestar sketchbook (2007)
This Tweet is a reply to @Breadknight, who linked to the [#974339617389498368 previous Mario Paint Thursday], with the description "Plastic Beach (2011)". Fun Facts |
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Sloshy's so indie-pretentious that their next single is only coming out on those plastic fisher price baby records from the 70's.
This Tweet is a reply to @T3Allingham, who replied to @ItMeIRL, who posted a screenshot of @Mike_Bianchi's post saying that his band is so indie, you need to listen to their songs on 4 seperate CDs at the same time. @T3Allingham said it sounded like sloshy. Fun Facts |
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The only one that matters:
This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who replied to the [#974339617389498368 previous Mario Paint Thursday], asking if it was canon. Fun Facts |
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Emulating is for fakers. I've even got the terrible hard plastic mouse... um... pad(?) that came with it! Running RCA out into the Lappier with one of these type scenarios:
This Tweet is a reply to @PolyphonicLemur, who replied to Strong Bad's [#974339617389498368 previous Mario Paint Thursday], asking if he used an emulator. Fun Facts |
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| I never knew how badly we all need to get fez'd! Also brother Graw Mad needs to grow a stache at once! Also how come no Marshie? Don't you want it to look like he's sitting up there marshalitizing your brains?!
This Tweet quotes @RangerRick, who shared pictures of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Marzipan as fezes, with mustaches on Strong Bad and Strong Mad. Fun Facts |
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Video Transcript See Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation#Pom Pom's House on a Cliff by the Sea Fun Facts |
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| This is so much more disturbing than I remember!
This Tweet is a reply to @BrandonHoang_, who linked to Strong Bad's ultrasound reply from 2016, saying it was when their little girl was a star. |
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| Looks like the ungodly combo of genetic material from Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Marshie. Wait for it: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... a-jibblie-jibblie!!! This Tweet is a reply to @MolinaroTom, who posted an image of a cartoon character resembling Coach Z with an open mouth, asking if it was Coach Z. Fun Facts |
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| I'd be okay with losing Homestar Runner himself to the Julian Sands of Time, though.
This Tweet is a reply to @mostly_charming, who replied to Strong Bad's [#969590216330825729 Flash Tweet], saying that losing homestarrunner.com to the sands of internet time scares them. Fun Facts |
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| Look @MerriamWebster if you're gonna keep using Trogdor as your unofficial spokesdragon, then at LEAST add 'burninate' to your crusty old tome! (also how bout some free copies? Strong Mad keeps putting the good cereal on the top shelf and a few dictionaries might help me reach!)
This Tweet quotes a post from the official Merriam-Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "chiaroscuro". Fun Facts |
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And so the Porridgemaiden put on Warhol glasses and started using the ocelot as a living brush to paint ironic Spring Break posters. Then, (couldn't resist) Quake 1 AND 2 bad guys came out of the ocelot's ears this time!!
This Tweet is a reply to @CantSayZnds, who won "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" teaser trailer illustrations from the Worldbuilders fundraiser, and asked Strong Bad to deface them. Fun Facts |
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Oh man! I love this new 'can it work' concerned face!
This Tweet is a reply to @PM__Ghost, who replied to Strong Bad's previous [#969590216330825729 Flash Tweet] with a screenshot of the Tweet on their phone, with the "Can it work?" image cropped by Twitter so that it looks like a concerned face. Image Transcript Can it |
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| When people realize some dumb thing happened longer ago than they want to think it did, they need to stop saying "I feel old" and instead replace "old" with "wizened," "learnéd," "agéd," or "like a hot vampire sighing when no one can relate to their Crimean War jokes."
This Tweet is a reply to @kansasalps, who linked to Strong Bad's previous [#969590216330825729 Flash Tweet], saying they feel old. Fun Facts |
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| I knew all those deprecated tellTargets would save me one day!!
This Tweet is a reply to @larsiusprime, who replied to the previous Tweet multiple times, giving Strong Bad advice for making a Flash Player emulator. Fun Facts |
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Dear @internetarchive, Image Transcript Shark- Fun Facts |
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The pros can keep their squash n' stretch. The Cheat's got sblounch n' stnank!
Image Transcript beige animation tutorial paper Fun Facts |
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| Wait, are you suggesting that growing up on Homestar Runner drove your children from home? Doesn't surprise me really. I desperately wanna leave whenever that guys shows up.
This Tweet is a reply to @0freetime's reply to @heathborder's Tweet (with pictures of his kids' Cartoon Characters drawings), saying that his kids grew up on Homestar Runner, and he was now an empty nester. |
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| Hope he can keep those tusks in his dang mouth better than Dijjery Doo!
This Tweet is a reply to @RevAndyKarlson, who linked to @LeftistScumbag's Tweet with pictures of a Chinese water deer with tusks, asking if Dijjery Doo escaped from his crate. |
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| SBCG4AP doesn't count. As far as I'm concerned, Dangeresque 3 remains unreleased.
This Tweet is a reply to @thydungeonman, who replied to Strong Bad's [#969590216330825729 "criminal projective" reply], saying that making Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective pay-only was evil. |
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Video Transcript See Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation#Burninated Peasant Fun Facts |
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| No wonder the KOT was so drawn to it!
This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out that the swimming pool full of Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance in winter pool would have smelled like animal carcasses. |
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| Oh pants-dang! Thanks for donating your hard-earned cash for some maybe-earned swag! That poster looks best framed with stuffed pizza crust!
This Tweet is a reply to @McFillly, who posted a photo of a Trogdor poster signed by The Brothers Chaps, won from the Worldbuilders fundraiser. Fun Facts |
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| I prefer "Bananas from the 'bove."
This Tweet is a reply to @CFaulkenburg, who replied to @Bob_Lesh's photo of a grocery store sign reading "Banana's by the each", asking if Strong Bad wrote the sign (possibly referencing "per each" from Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack). Fun Facts |
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| Bonus points for making it a Powered By The Cheat-style Strong Bad! May that baby one day dance with Baby Styles on the deck of a deep sea fangly fish!
This Tweet is a reply to @JaneTV, who drew Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad on their baby's onesie. Fun Facts |
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Some kind of CRIMINAL projective?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who replied to the previous reply, saying Strong Bad's picture could be turned into a projective personality test. Fun Facts |
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| Oh great! Now all those crappy Intro to Psych kids are gonna think I'm schoolwork! Ooh, unless you think they'll develop some kinda complex because of me! Can I please get a complex named after me?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who offered his college students extra points if they identified Strong Bad's picture on an exam. |
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Not exactly #mariopaintthursdays but check out this Powered by The Cheat WarioWare! You can do it! You will do it...
Video Transcript See PBTC WarioWare |
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