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'''Books by various [[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviewses]]''' appear in several toons, usually in [[Easter egg|Easter eggs]].
'''Books by various Sportsinterviewses''' appear in several toons, usually in [[Easter egg|Easter eggs]]. [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]] appears frequently, as does Beverly; other authors typically make one-off appearances.


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== Leomard Sportsinterviews ==
 
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! Description
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| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/a/a7/lemcover.jpg
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This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base
[[Strong Bad]] refers to the title of this book, and an Easter egg reveals its listing on [[Bookazon.com]] complete with several reviews.
| rowspan="2" | Email [[studying]]
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Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760
Mentioned by the suspiciously-named "Just Nobody Sportsinterviews" in a Bookazon.com review of ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base''.
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e0/Everyone.png/150px-Everyone.png
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Everyone is Different
A children's book [[Books Defaced By Strong Bad|defaced by Strong Bad]] to pass it off as a children's book ''he'' wrote.
| Email [[kids' book]]
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| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/13/That_time_of_year.png/150px-That_time_of_year.png
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That Time of Year
''That Time of Year'' is a children's [[Decemberween]] book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.
| [[Decemberween in July]] ([[That Time of Year]])
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| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/14/thydungeonmanbox.PNG/150px-thydungeonmanbox.PNG
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''Thy Dungeonman'' instruction manual
The 400-page instruction manual for [[Thy Dungeonman]] primarily consists of 395 pages of lore, telling the story of a young man named Collagen beginning a quest to become a Dungeonman.
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<span id="contents"></span>
== Beverly Sportsinterviews ==
== Contents ==


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[[Beverly Sportsinterviews|Beverly "Bev" Sportsinterviews]] is a parody of children's/young-adult fiction author [[Beverly Cleary]]. Her books frequently win literary awards, spoofing awards like the [[Newbery Medal]]. The books' titles are all based on [[Strong Bad Email]] senders' [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|names]] and/or [[Strong Bad Email By Place|locations]], and appear in Easter eggs.
* [#Leomard_Sportsinterviews 1 Leomard Sportsinterviews]
** [#This_Book_is_Better_Than_1st.2C_2nd.2C_and_Quite_Possibly_Even_3rd_Base 1.1 This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]
** [#Why_People_in_Hollywood_Ought_to_Give_Me_.245.2C760 1.2 Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760]
** [#Everyone_is_Different 1.3 Everyone is Different]
** [#That_Time_of_Year 1.4 That Time of Year]
* [#Beverly_Sportsinterviews 2 Beverly Sportsinterviews]
** [#Ewww.2C_Claire.21.21_Why.3F.3F.3F 2.1 Ewww, Claire!! Why???]
** [#Laramie.2C_Why.3F 2.2 Laramie, Why?]
** [#.22Cat.2C.22_spoke_Anne.2C_.22Wash.21.22 2.3 "Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"]
** [#Problem_Brian 2.4 Problem Brian]
** [#Scar.2C_Let_Moe.21 2.5 Scar, Let Moe!]
** [#Boss_Ton.2C_Mass 2.6 Boss Ton, Mass]
* [#Crazy_Prof._Sportsinterviews 3 Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews]
** [#The_Fish_was_Delish_and_it_made_Quite_a_Dish.21 3.1 The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!]
** [#Little_Jakey_Pleasenthanks 3.2 Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]
* [#Leomardbury_Chauceinterviews 4 Leomardbury Chauceinterviews]
** [#The_Ocelot_.26_the_Porridge_Maiden 4.1 The Ocelot & the Porridge Maiden]
* [#See_Also 5 See Also]


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== <span class="mw-headline"> Leomard Sportsinterviews </span> ==
 
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| [[File:lemcover.jpg|[[File:lemcover.jpg|150px|thumb|This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a4/ewwclairewhy.png/150px-ewwclairewhy.png
| <span id="this-book-is-better-than-1st-2nd-and-quite-possibly-even-3rd-base"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base</span> =====
Ewww, Claire!! Why???
 
The title of this book spoofs the sender's location of "[[Eau Claire, Wisconsin|Eau Claire, WI]]".
[[Strong Bad]] mentions this book in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[studying]]. It has been reviewed on [[Bookazon.com]].
| Email [[origins]]
 
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/5b/Laramie%2CWhy.PNG/150px-Laramie%2CWhy.PNG
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Laramie, Why?
The title of this book mocks the sender's town of "[[Laramie, Wyoming|Laramie, Wy]]".
<br />Lem Sportsinterviews co-authored this novel.
| Email [[secret identity]]
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/bc/Cat_Spoke_Anne_Wash.png/150px-Cat_Spoke_Anne_Wash.png
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"Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"
The title of this book combines the email's sender and hometown: "Kat, [[Spokane]], Wash."
| Email [[pop-up]]
|-
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e1/Problem_Brian.png/150px-Problem_Brian.png
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| <span id="why-people-in-hollywood-ought-to-give-me-5760"></span>
Problem Brian
===== <span class="mw-headline">Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760</span> =====
The title of this book is based on [[Strong Bad]]'s imagined expansion of sender's initials "PB".
 
| Email [[specially marked]]
Mentioned by &quot;Just Nobody Sportsinterviews&quot; in his Bookazon.com review for ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base''.
 
|-
|-
| [[File:Everyone.png|[[File:Everyone.png|150px|thumb|Everyone is Different]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/35/Scar_let_moe.png/150px-Scar_let_moe.png
| <span id="everyone-is-different"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">Everyone is Different</span> =====
Scar, Let Moe!
 
The title of this book mocks "Scarlet, [[Missouri|MO]]", with the titular "Moe" bearing the likeness of [[Moe Howard]] of [[The Three Stooges]]. The subtitle (likely doubling as a meta-commentary on the quality of the pun) is "a real stretch".
A children's book defaced by Strong Bad in the email [[kids' book]] to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.
| Email [[hiding]]
 
|-
|-
| [[File:That time of year.png|[[File:That_time_of_year.png|150px|thumb|That Time of Year]]]]
|  
| <span id="that-time-of-year"></span>
|
===== <span class="mw-headline">That Time of Year</span> =====
Boss Ton, Mass
 
A play on [[Boston|Boston, Massachusetts]], this unseen book is described as a "bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel".
[[That Time of Year]] is a children's [[Decemberween]] book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.
| [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017|16 Sep 2017]])
 
|}
|}


<span id="beverly-sportsinterviews"></span>
== Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Beverly Sportsinterviews </span> ==


[[Beverly Sportsinterviews]] has written Some Award-winning books whose titles are all based on [[Strong Bad Email]] senders' names or locations.
The books by Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews parody the works of children's author [[Dr. Seuss]]. These also appear in Strong Bad Email Easter eggs.


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| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/74/Fishwasdelish.PNG/150px-Fishwasdelish.PNG
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The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!
The cover illustration references ''[[Green Eggs and Ham]]'' as well as ''[[One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish]]''.
| Email [[radio]]
|-
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| [[File:ewwclairewhy.png|[[File:ewwclairewhy.png|150px|thumb|Ewww, Claire!! Why???]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/fb/Little_jakey_pleasanthanks.png/150px-Little_jakey_pleasanthanks.png
| <span id="ewww-claire-why"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">Ewww, Claire!! Why???</span> =====
Little Jakey Pleasenthanks
The title of this book mocks the sender closing their email with "Thanks, Jake".
| Email [[cliffhangers]]
|}


The title of this book mocks &quot;Eau Claire, WI&quot;, the hometown of the sender of the [[origins]] email. The book appears in an Easter egg.
== Leomardbury Chauceinterviews ==


|-
His name parodies 14th-century English poet [[Geoffrey Chaucer]].
| [[File:Laramie,Why.PNG|[[File:Laramie,Why.PNG|150px|thumb|Laramie, Why?]]]]
| <span id="laramie-why"></span>
===== <span class="mw-headline">Laramie, Why?</span> =====
 
The title of this book mocks &quot;Laramie, Wy&quot;, the hometown of the sender of the [[secret identity]] email. This book was co-authored by Lem Sportsinterviews. The book appears in an Easter egg.


{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
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| [[File:Cat Spoke Anne Wash.png|[[File:Cat_Spoke_Anne_Wash.png|150px|thumb|&quot;Cat,&quot; spoke Anne, &quot;Wash!&quot;]]]]
! Cover
| <span id="cat-spoke-anne-wash"></span>
! Description
===== <span class="mw-headline">&quot;Cat,&quot; spoke Anne, &quot;Wash!&quot;</span> =====
! Appearance
 
The title of this book mocks &quot;Kat [[Spokane]], Wash.&quot;, the sender and sender's location of the [[pop-up]] email. The book appears in an Easter egg.
 
|-
|-
| [[File:Problem Brian.png|[[File:Problem_Brian.png|150px|thumb|Problem Brian]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b0/TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png/150px-TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png
| <span id="problem-brian"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">Problem Brian</span> =====
The Ocelot & The Porridge Maiden
A children's book that is one of [[Strong Sad]]'s all-time favorites, defaced by Strong Bad for Worldbuilders 2014.
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|}


The title of this book is based on [[Strong Bad]]'s expansion of the sender's initials, &quot;PB&quot;, in the [[specially marked]] email. The book appears in an Easter egg.
== Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews ==


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| [[File:Scar let moe.png|[[File:Scar_let_moe.png|150px|thumb|Scar, Let Moe!]]]]
! Cover
| <span id="scar-let-moe"></span>
! Description
===== <span class="mw-headline">Scar, Let Moe!</span> =====
! Appearance
 
The title of this book mocks &quot;Scarlet, MO&quot;, the sender and sender's location of the [[hiding]] email. The subtitle (and possibly a self-commentary on the quality of the pun) is &quot;a real stretch&quot;. The book appears in an Easter egg. The character farthest to the right on the cover bears the likeness of [[Moe Howard]] from [[The Three Stooges]].
 
|-
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3b/TwitterLooptieLie.PNG/150px-TwitterLooptieLie.PNG
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|
| <span id="boss-ton-mass"></span>
Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)
===== <span class="mw-headline">Boss Ton, Mass</span> =====
A children's book (published by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap As Free]] with the same "[[Little Golden Books]]" spine as several of Lem's books) about the addition of "looptie-lie" to the children's folk song "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo".
 
| [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019|20 Jan 2019]]) (deleted scene from [[the next april fools thing]])
This book isn't seen, but mentioned on Strong Bad's [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter account]]. He descibes it as a &quot;bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel&quot;. It is a play on [[Boston|Boston, Massachusetts]].
 
|}
|}


<span id="crazy-prof.-sportsinterviews"></span>
== Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews </span> ==


The books by Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews parody the works of children's author [[Dr. Seuss]].
A parody of macabre writer [[Edgar Allan Poe]].


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| [[File:Fishwasdelish.PNG|[[File:Fishwasdelish.PNG|150px|thumb|Two heads, an arm, and one great story]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/0a/The_Oar_on_the_Floor.PNG/150px-The_Oar_on_the_Floor.PNG
| <span id="the-fish-was-delish-and-it-made-quite-a-dish"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!</span> =====
The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems
A poetry collection playing on the ''Vampire's Castle'' response "the Oar is on the Study floor".
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]]
|}
 
== Lem Sportverslaggever ==


The title of this book, which appears in an Easter egg, is the test sentence [[Strong Bad]] uses in the [[radio]] email to suggest how the hosts of various types of [[Radio Stations and Shows|radio shows]] would say it. It appears to be a reference to [[Green Eggs and Ham]] and [[One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish]].
The Dutch "Sportverslaggever" roughly translates to "Sportsinterviews", though ''verslaggever'' is closer to "reporter" than "interview".


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| [[File:Little jakey pleasanthanks.png|[[File:Little_jakey_pleasanthanks.png|150px|thumb|Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]]]]
! Cover
| <span id="little-jakey-pleasenthanks"></span>
===== <span class="mw-headline">Little Jakey Pleasenthanks</span> =====
 
The title of this book, which also appears in an Easter egg, mocks the sender of the [[cliffhangers]] email.
 
|}
 
<span id="leomardbury-chauceinterviews"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Leomardbury Chauceinterviews </span> ==
 
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| [[File:TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png|[[File:TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png|150px|thumb|This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]]]
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/45/Omsol.png/150px-Omsol.png
| <span id="the-ocelot-the-porridge-maiden"></span>
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===== <span class="mw-headline">The Ocelot &amp; the Porridge Maiden</span> =====
Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer
 
A Dutch board book (translating to "Omsol and the Messy Room"), based on a [[Fan Costumes|fan costume]] of [[Homsar]] with the shirt deliberately misread as [[Omsol]]. The book is orange, the national color of the Netherlands, [[Oranjegekte|most notably in the context of sporting events.]]
A children's book that is one of [[Strong Sad]]'s all-time favorites, [[Strong Bad Classics!|defaced by Strong Bad]] for Worldbuilders 2014.
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2022]]
 
|}
|}


<span id="see-also"></span>
== See Also ==
== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==


* [[Authorless Books]]
* [[Authorless Books]]
 
[[Category:Books]]
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[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Books|Books]]</span>
 
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

Books by various Sportsinterviewses appear in several toons, usually in Easter eggs. Leomard Sportsinterviews appears frequently, as does Beverly; other authors typically make one-off appearances.

Leomard Sportsinterviews

Cover Description Appearances
lemcover.jpg

This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base Strong Bad refers to the title of this book, and an Easter egg reveals its listing on Bookazon.com complete with several reviews.

Email studying

Why People in Hollywood Ought to Give Me $5,760 Mentioned by the suspiciously-named "Just Nobody Sportsinterviews" in a Bookazon.com review of This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base.

150px-Everyone.png

Everyone is Different A children's book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.

Email kids' book
150px-That_time_of_year.png

That Time of Year That Time of Year is a children's Decemberween book defaced by Strong Bad to pass it off as a children's book he wrote.

Decemberween in July (That Time of Year)
150px-thydungeonmanbox.PNG

Thy Dungeonman instruction manual The 400-page instruction manual for Thy Dungeonman primarily consists of 395 pages of lore, telling the story of a young man named Collagen beginning a quest to become a Dungeonman.

Beverly Sportsinterviews

Beverly "Bev" Sportsinterviews is a parody of children's/young-adult fiction author Beverly Cleary. Her books frequently win literary awards, spoofing awards like the Newbery Medal. The books' titles are all based on Strong Bad Email senders' names and/or locations, and appear in Easter eggs.

Cover Description Appearance
150px-ewwclairewhy.png

Ewww, Claire!! Why??? The title of this book spoofs the sender's location of "Eau Claire, WI".

Email origins
150px-Laramie%2CWhy.PNG

Laramie, Why? The title of this book mocks the sender's town of "Laramie, Wy".
Lem Sportsinterviews co-authored this novel.

Email secret identity
150px-Cat_Spoke_Anne_Wash.png

"Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!" The title of this book combines the email's sender and hometown: "Kat, Spokane, Wash."

Email pop-up
150px-Problem_Brian.png

Problem Brian The title of this book is based on Strong Bad's imagined expansion of sender's initials "PB".

Email specially marked
150px-Scar_let_moe.png

Scar, Let Moe! The title of this book mocks "Scarlet, MO", with the titular "Moe" bearing the likeness of Moe Howard of The Three Stooges. The subtitle (likely doubling as a meta-commentary on the quality of the pun) is "a real stretch".

Email hiding

Boss Ton, Mass A play on Boston, Massachusetts, this unseen book is described as a "bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel".

@StrongBadActual tweet (16 Sep 2017)

Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews

The books by Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews parody the works of children's author Dr. Seuss. These also appear in Strong Bad Email Easter eggs.

Cover Description Appearance
150px-Fishwasdelish.PNG

The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish! The cover illustration references Green Eggs and Ham as well as One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Email radio
150px-Little_jakey_pleasanthanks.png

Little Jakey Pleasenthanks The title of this book mocks the sender closing their email with "Thanks, Jake".

Email cliffhangers

Leomardbury Chauceinterviews

His name parodies 14th-century English poet Geoffrey Chaucer.

Cover Description Appearance
150px-TheOcelotandthePorridgeMaidenCover.png

The Ocelot & The Porridge Maiden A children's book that is one of Strong Sad's all-time favorites, defaced by Strong Bad for Worldbuilders 2014.

Strong Bad Classics!

Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews

Cover Description Appearance
150px-TwitterLooptieLie.PNG

Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more) A children's book (published by Cheap As Free with the same "Little Golden Books" spine as several of Lem's books) about the addition of "looptie-lie" to the children's folk song "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo".

@StrongBadActual tweet (20 Jan 2019) (deleted scene from the next april fools thing)

Edgar Allen Sportsinterviews

A parody of macabre writer Edgar Allan Poe.

Cover Description Appearance
150px-The_Oar_on_the_Floor.PNG

The Oar on the Floor and other inventory poems A poetry collection playing on the Vampire's Castle response "the Oar is on the Study floor".

Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle

Lem Sportverslaggever

The Dutch "Sportverslaggever" roughly translates to "Sportsinterviews", though verslaggever is closer to "reporter" than "interview".

Cover Description Appearance
150px-Omsol.png

Omsol en de Rommelige Kamer A Dutch board book (translating to "Omsol and the Messy Room"), based on a fan costume of Homsar with the shirt deliberately misread as Omsol. The book is orange, the national color of the Netherlands, most notably in the context of sporting events.

Fan 'Stumes 2022

See Also

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