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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Marshie_vs._Little_Girl.jpg" title='"Why ever drink again?"'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="118" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a9/Marshie_vs._Little_Girl.jpg/180px-Marshie_vs._Little_Girl.jpg" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Marshie_vs._Little_Girl.jpg" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"Why ever drink again?"</div></div></div>
<p>Little Girl has grown up to sell Malloweens with Marshie.
</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Marshie" title="Puppet Marshie">Puppet Marshie</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Little_Girl" title="Little Girl">Little Girl</a>, <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Homestar" title="Puppet Homestar">Puppet Homestar</a> (Easter egg)
</p><p><b>Date:</b> Monday, October 22, 2007
</p><p><b>Running Time:</b> 2:22
</p><p><b>Page Title:</b> New from Galoob!
</p>


<a id="Transcript" name="Transcript"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Transcript</span></h2>
[[File:Marshie_vs._Little_Girl.jpg|180px]]
<p><i>{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}</i>
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Trick or treat!
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> <i>{swoops in, dressed as a vampire}</i> Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Hey, Marshie?
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> Hi, Little Girl! <i>{Cut}</i> What're you doing on the Halloween?
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> Like a bowler?
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i>
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Do you know the secret ingredients in my potion?
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> What is it?
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{whispers}</i> Dry ice.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> I think that just killed the magic!
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i>
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> Poison the dragons!
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yeah—
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> That sounds like a heavy metal album!
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yep. <i>{Cut}</i> Knock knock.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> Who's there?
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Vampire.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> Vampire who?
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Vampires are dumb!
</p><p><i>{cricket noises}</i>
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> <i>{Zooming in on his face as he screeches}</i> How many times do we have to do this?!
</p><p><i>{zoom back}</i>
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> I can understand! <i>{screeching}</i> I could use a little cutback myself!
</p><p><i>{Cut. Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}</i>
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> You're freaking me out, kid! <i>{Swoops offscreen.}</i>
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i>
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> <i>{back onscreen}</i> I was losing control!
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{laughs}</i> You're funny.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> You're pretty quaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i>
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> <i>{Fluffy Puff music plays in the background}</i> Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i>
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> Yeah? That's not very good advertising!
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i>
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yeah! And they're definitely like... <i>{grips stomach}</i> water.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Fluffy Puff Malloweens. Why ever drink again?
</p><p><i>{As Marshie says this last line, cartoon blood covers the screen with a bag of Malloweens and the text, "Why Ever Drink Again?" Cut back to Little Girl and Marshie.}</i>
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Zombies aren't real.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> No?
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> No.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> What about me?
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you— you're real to me.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> Really?
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yep. <i>{Cut}</i> Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.
</p><p><b>MARSHIE:</b> I just pass out! <i>{makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}</i>
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> No!  No.  Noooooo! <i>{breaks into fake tears}</i>
</p><p><i>{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}</i>
</p>
<a id="Easter_Eggs" name="Easter_Eggs"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Easter Eggs</span></h2>
<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Poison_the_dragons.png" title="Poison the dragons!"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="158" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/65/Poison_the_dragons.png/180px-Poison_the_dragons.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Poison_the_dragons.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>Poison the dragons!</div></div></div>
<ul><li>Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a <a href="/index.php?title=Heavy_Metal" title="Heavy Metal">heavy metal</a> album" to see a <a href="/index.php?title=Taranchula" title="Taranchula">Taranchula</a> album.
</li><li>At the end, click on the word 'end' to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl.
<dl><dd><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{Little Girl removes her hood}</i> Wait a minute! You're a little girl! I thought you was a little ghoul. <i>{due to his impediment, he pronounces "girl" and "ghoul" nearly the same}</i>
</dd><dd><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> I am.
</dd><dd><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Like Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
</dd><dd><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> I....
</dd><dd><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> But you're just a little girl.
</dd><dd><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yup.
</dd><dd><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Not a ghoul.
</dd></dl>
</li></ul>
<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span></h2>
<a id="Explanations" name="Explanations"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span></h3>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Dry_ice" title="wikipedia:Dry ice">Dry Ice</a> is commonly added to water to create low-sinking dense clouds of fog.
</li></ul>
<a id="Trivia" name="Trivia"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span></h3>
<ul><li>The intro music is from the beginning of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Toccata_and_Fugue_in_D_minor%2C_BWV_565" title="wikipedia:Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565">Toccata and Fugue in D minor (BWV 565)</a>, commonly attributed to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Johann_Sebastian_Bach" title="wikipedia:Johann Sebastian Bach">Johann Sebastian Bach</a>, a composition often used for Halloween. It has been transposed to F minor.
</li><li>This is the first appearance of the Marshie puppet on <a href="/index.php?title=homestarrunner.com" title="homestarrunner.com">homestarrunner.com</a>.  The Marshie puppet first appeared in <a href="/index.php?title=Real-Live_E-Mails" title="Real-Live E-Mails">Real-Live E-Mails</a> on <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_4" title="strongbad email.exe Disc 4">strongbad_email.exe Disc 4</a>.
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<a id="Inside_References" name="Inside_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span></h3>
<ul><li>The <a href="/index.php?title=Page_Titles" title="Page Titles">page title</a> is the same as that of <a href="/index.php?title=Meet_Marshie" title="Meet Marshie">Meet Marshie</a>.
</li><li>Marshie wore the vampire costume in <a href="/index.php?title=Malloween_Commercial" title="Malloween Commercial">Malloween Commercial</a>, and "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your <a href="/index.php?title=Pants" title="Pants">pants</a>!" is similar to a line from that short.
<ul><li>Additionally, the music that opened Malloween Commercial and the game <a href="/index.php?title=Marshie%27s_Malloween_Mix-Up" title="Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up">Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up</a> appears in this short.
</li></ul>
</li><li>The dragon snout shown on the Poison the Dragons album strongly resembles <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor" title="Trogdor">Trogdor</a>'s snout.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cricket_Noises" title="Cricket Noises">Cricket noises</a> can be heard after Little Girl's knock knock joke.
</li></ul>
<a id="Real-World_References" name="Real-World_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span></h3>
<ul><li>In the Easter egg, Homestar mentions <i><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Ghouls_%27n_Ghosts" title="wikipedia:Ghouls 'n Ghosts">Ghouls 'n Ghosts</a></i>, a real-life arcade game.
</li><li>Marshie is correct about the album title. Besides the Easter egg, it's similar to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Dio" title="wikipedia:Dio">Dio's</a> <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Killing_the_Dragon" title="wikipedia:Killing the Dragon">Killing the Dragon</a>.
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marshie-vs-little-girl" title="hr:toons/marshie-vs-little-girl">watch "Marshie vs. Little Girl"</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/marshiepuppet.swf" title="oldhr:marshiepuppet.swf">view the Flash file for "Marshie vs. Little Girl"</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=12692" title="forum:12692">forum thread re: "Marshie vs. Little Girl"</a>
</li></ul>
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<b>2003:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob">3 Times Halloween Funjob</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob_Costumes" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes">costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob_%28song%29" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)">theme song</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2004:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival" title="Halloween Fairstival">Halloween Fairstival</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival_Costumes" title="Halloween Fairstival Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2005:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Potion-ma-jig" title="Halloween Potion-ma-jig">Halloween Potion-ma-jig</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Potion-ma-jig_Costumes" title="Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2006:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Happy_Hallow-day" title="Happy Hallow-day">Happy Hallow-day</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Happy_Hallow-day_Costumes" title="Happy Hallow-day Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
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<p><b>2007:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_2" title="Jibblies 2">Jibblies 2</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_2_Teaser" title="Jibblies 2 Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_2_Costumes" title="Jibblies 2 Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2008:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Most_in_the_Graveyard" title="Most in the Graveyard">Most in the Graveyard</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Most_in_the_Graveyard_Teaser" title="Most in the Graveyard Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Most_in_the_Graveyard_Costumes" title="Most in the Graveyard Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2009:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Doomy_Tales_of_the_Macabre" title="Doomy Tales of the Macabre">Doomy Tales of the Macabre</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Doomy_Tales_of_the_Macabre_Teaser" title="Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Doomy_Tales_of_the_Macabre_Costumes" title="Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2010:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Which_Ween_Costumes%3F" title="Which Ween Costumes?">Which Ween Costumes?</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Which_Ween_Costumes%3F_Costumes" title="Which Ween Costumes? Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2014:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=I_Killed_Pom_Pom" title="I Killed Pom Pom">I Killed Pom Pom</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Safety" title="Halloween Safety">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=I_Killed_Pom_Pom_Costumes" title="I Killed Pom Pom Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2015:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks" title="The House That Gave Sucky Tricks">The House That Gave Sucky Tricks</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks_Teaser" title="The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks_Costumes" title="The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2016:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Later_That_Night..." title="Later That Night...">Later That Night...</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Later_That_Night..._Teaser" title="Later That Night... Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Later_That_Night..._Costumes" title="Later That Night... Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2017:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Haunted_Photo_Booth" title="Haunted Photo Booth">Haunted Photo Booth</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Haunted_Photo_Booth_Teaser" title="Haunted Photo Booth Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Haunted_Photo_Booth_Costumes" title="Haunted Photo Booth Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
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<p><b>2018:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Poofers_Must_Die" title="Mr. Poofers Must Die">Mr. Poofers Must Die</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Poofers_Must_Die_Teaser" title="Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Poofers_Must_Die_Costumes" title="Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2019:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Enters_The_Spooky_Woods" title="The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods">The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Enters_The_Spooky_Woods_Teaser" title="The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Enters_The_Spooky_Woods_Costumes" title="The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2020:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hijinks" title="Halloween Hijinks">Halloween Hijinks</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hijinks_Costumes" title="Halloween Hijinks Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2021:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek">Halloween Hide &amp; Seek</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek_Costumes" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek Costumes">costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek_Walkthrough" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek Walkthrough">walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek_Responses" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek Responses">responses</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek_v2.0_Trailer" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek v2.0 Trailer">v2.0 trailer</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2022:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=2022_Costume_Pack_Now_Available" title="2022 Costume Pack Now Available">2022 Costume Pack Now Available</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=2022_Costume_Pack_Now_Available_Teaser" title="2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=2022_Costume_Pack_Now_Available_Costumes" title="2022 Costume Pack Now Available Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2023:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=The_Show:_Ween_Edition" title="The Show: Ween Edition">The Show: Ween Edition</a> <small>(<a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=The_Show:_Ween_Edition_Teaser" title="The Show: Ween Edition Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Show:_Ween_Edition_Costumes" title="The Show: Ween Edition Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2024:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=A_Prickly_Scary_Short" title="A Prickly Scary Short">A Prickly Scary Short</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=A_Prickly_Scary_Short_Costumes" title="A Prickly Scary Short Costumes">costume</a>)</small><br/>
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<td rowspan="4" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9"> <b>Other</b>
</td><td style="background-color:#ffe6cc"> <b>Site Components</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_7" title="Main Page 7">Main Page 7</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ween_Intro" title="Ween Intro">Ween Intro</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Punkin_Stencils" title="Punkin Stencils">Punkin Stencils</a>
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<td style="background-color:#ffe6cc"><b>Toons</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=halloweener" title="halloweener">halloweener</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=ghosts" title="ghosts">ghosts</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_7.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Malloween_Commercial" title="Malloween Commercial">Malloween Commercial</a>,  <a href="/index.php?title=That_a_Ghost" title="That a Ghost">That a Ghost</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Awards_Show" title="Halloween Awards Show">Halloween Awards Show</a>,  <a href="/index.php?title=Costume_Commercial" title="Costume Commercial">Costume Commercial</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Decomposing_Pumpkins" title="Decomposing Pumpkins">Decomposing Pumpkins</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Punkin_Show" title="Punkin Show">Punkin Show</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Safety" title="Halloween Safety">Halloween Safety</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Joystick_Wagglin%27_with_Videlectrix:_Halloween_Edition" title="Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition">Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Large_Bean_%28toon%29" title="Large Bean (toon)">Large Bean</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Kooky_Moonlight" title="Kooky Moonlight">Kooky Moonlight</a>
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<td style="background-color:#ffe6cc"> <b>Puppet Stuff</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_vs._Little_Girl_2" title="Homestar vs. Little Girl 2">Homestar vs. Little Girl 2</a>, <strong class="selflink">Marshie vs. Little Girl</strong>, <a href="/index.php?title=Greatest_American_Homestar" title="Greatest American Homestar">Greatest American Homestar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Action_Cool_News-oween_Report" title="Action Cool News-oween Report">Action Cool News-oween Report</a>
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<td style="background-color:#ffe6cc"> <b>Games</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Egg_Throwing_Game" title="Egg Throwing Game">Egg Throwing Game</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Treat_Snatcha" title="Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha">Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Marshie%27s_Malloween_Mix-Up" title="Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up">Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up</a>
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<td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes" title="Fan Costumes">Fan Costumes</a></b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costume_Commentary" title="Fan Costume Commentary">2003</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=More_Fan_Costumes" title="More Fan Costumes">2005</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_%2706" title="Fan Costumes '06">2006</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_%2707" title="Fan Costumes '07">2007</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_%2708" title="Fan Costumes '08">2008</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_%2709" title="Fan Costumes '09">2009</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2015" title="Fan Costumes 2015">2015</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2016" title="Fan Costumes 2016">2016</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2017" title="Fan Costumes 2017">2017</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2018" title="Fan Costumes 2018">2018</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2019" title="Fan 'Stumes 2019">2019</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2020" title="Fan 'Stumes 2020">2020</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2021" title="Fan 'Stumes 2021">2021</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2022" title="Fan 'Stumes 2022">2022</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2023" title="Fan 'Stumes 2023">2023</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fanstume_%28singular%29_%2724" title="Fanstume (singular) '24">2024</a>
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<td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Costumes" title="Halloween Costumes">Costumes</a></b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Rejected_Costumes" title="Rejected Costumes">Rejected Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Other_Halloween_Costumes" title="Other Halloween Costumes">Other Halloween Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Teaser_Costumes" title="Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes">Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=What_are_you_supposed_to_be%3F" title="What are you supposed to be?">What are you supposed to be?</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=I_really_like_your_costume" title="I really like your costume">I really like your costume</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Icon_References_in_Halloween_Costumes" title="Icon References in Halloween Costumes">Icon References</a>
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''"Why ever drink again?"''


Little Girl has grown up to sell Malloweens with Marshie.


   
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Marshie]], [[Little Girl]], [[Puppet Homestar]] (Easter egg)
<div class="visualClear"></div>
 
</html>
'''Date:''' Monday, October 22, 2007
 
'''Running Time:''' 2:22
 
'''Page Title:''' New from Galoob!
 
== Transcript ==
 
''{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}''
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Trick or treat!
 
'''MARSHIE:''' ''{swoops in, dressed as a vampire}'' Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Hey, Marshie?
 
'''MARSHIE:''' Hi, Little Girl! ''{Cut}'' What're you doing on the Halloween?
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' Like a bowler?
 
''{Cut}''
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do you know the secret ingredients in my potion?
 
'''MARSHIE:''' What is it?
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{whispers}'' Dry ice.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' I think that just killed the magic!
 
''{Cut}''
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!
 
'''MARSHIE:''' Poison the dragons!
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah—
 
'''MARSHIE:''' That sounds like a heavy metal album!
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. ''{Cut}'' Knock knock.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' Who's there?
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Vampire.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' Vampire who?
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Vampires are dumb!
 
''{cricket noises}''
 
'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Zooming in on his face as he screeches}'' How many times do we have to do this?!
 
''{zoom back}''
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' I can understand! ''{screeching}'' I could use a little cutback myself!
 
''{Cut. Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}''
 
'''MARSHIE:''' You're freaking me out, kid! ''{Swoops offscreen.}''
 
''{Cut}''
 
'''MARSHIE:''' ''{back onscreen}'' I was losing control!
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}'' You're funny.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' You're pretty quaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!
 
''{Cut}''
 
'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Fluffy Puff music plays in the background}'' Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?
 
''{Cut}''
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' Yeah? That's not very good advertising!
 
''{Cut}''
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah! And they're definitely like... ''{grips stomach}'' water.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Fluffy Puff Malloweens. Why ever drink again?
 
''{As Marshie says this last line, cartoon blood covers the screen with a bag of Malloweens and the text, "Why Ever Drink Again?" Cut back to Little Girl and Marshie.}''
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Zombies aren't real.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' No?
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' No.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' What about me?
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you— you're real to me.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' Really?
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. ''{Cut}'' Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.
 
'''MARSHIE:''' I just pass out! ''{makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}''
 
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' No! No.  Noooooo! ''{breaks into fake tears}''
 
''{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}''
 
== Easter Eggs ==
 
[[File:Poison_the_dragons.png|180px]]
 
''Poison the dragons!''
 
* Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a [[Heavy Metal|heavy metal]] album" to see a [[Taranchula]] album.
* At the end, click on the word 'end' to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl. '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Little Girl removes her hood}'' Wait a minute! You're a little girl! I thought you was a little ghoul. ''{due to his impediment, he pronounces "girl" and "ghoul" nearly the same}'' '''LITTLE GIRL:''' I am. '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Like Ghouls 'n Ghosts. '''LITTLE GIRL:''' I.... '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But you're just a little girl. '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yup. '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not a ghoul.
 
== Fun Facts ==
 
=== Explanations ===
 
* [[Dry ice|Dry Ice]] is commonly added to water to create low-sinking dense clouds of fog.
 
=== Trivia ===
 
* The intro music is from the beginning of [[Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565|Toccata and Fugue in D minor (BWV 565)]], commonly attributed to [[Johann Sebastian Bach]], a composition often used for Halloween. It has been transposed to F minor.
* This is the first appearance of the Marshie puppet on [[homestarrunner.com]]. The Marshie puppet first appeared in [[Real-Live E-Mails]] on [[strongbad email.exe Disc 4]].
 
=== Inside References ===
 
* The [[Page Titles|page title]] is the same as that of [[Meet Marshie]].
* Marshie wore the vampire costume in [[Malloween Commercial]], and "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your [[Pants|pants]]!" is similar to a line from that short.
** Additionally, the music that opened Malloween Commercial and the game [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] appears in this short.
* The dragon snout shown on the Poison the Dragons album strongly resembles [[Trogdor]]'s snout.
* [[Cricket Noises|Cricket noises]] can be heard after Little Girl's knock knock joke.
 
=== Real-World References ===
 
* In the Easter egg, Homestar mentions ''[[Ghouls 'n Ghosts]]'', a real-life arcade game.
* Marshie is correct about the album title. Besides the Easter egg, it's similar to [[Dio|Dio's]] [[Killing the Dragon]].
 
== External Links ==
 
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marshie-vs-little-girl watch "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/marshiepuppet.swf view the Flash file for "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=12692 forum thread re: "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | [[Puppet Stuff]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Toons'''
| [[Everybody Knows It]] · [[Puppet Time]] · [[Labor Dabor]] · [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Vs. Little Girl'''
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] · [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] · [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] · [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] · [[Summer Short Shorts|Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl]] · '''Marshie vs. Little Girl'''
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Puppet Jam]]'''
| [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]] · [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams|Tropical Lazor Beams]] · [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Vitamins/Celebrities]] · [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control|Mission Control]] · [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter|President's Daughter]] · [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues|Apple Juice Blues]] · [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It|Everybody Knows It]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Biz Cas Fri]]'''
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]: Puppet Squad'''
| [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad|The Curly Fried Caper]] · [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack|The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[DVD]] Videos'''
| [[Secret Song (video)|Secret Song]] · [[Some Puppet Stuff]] · [[Some Extras]] · [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)|It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Puppets on the Road]] · [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Store]] Related'''
| [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] ([[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh|Recording Sesh]]) · [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] · [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery]] · [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other Videos'''
| [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] · [[Main Page 25]] · [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] · [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]] · [[Greatest American Homestar]] · [[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| [[Puppet Character Variations]] · [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] · [[The Exact Same]] · [[Szechuan Steve]] · [[Stingy Relenque]] · [[Santaman]]<br />[[Little Girl]] · [[Other Little Girl]] · [[Very, Very Little Girl]]
|}
 
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{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="3" style="text-align:center;background-color:#f63;" | [[Halloween|Halloween Toons]]
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| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''Big Toons'''<br />([[Halloween Teasers|Teasers]], [[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]])
| [[Homestarloween Party]] · [[Homestarloween Party Costumes|costumes]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes|costumes]] · [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] · [[Pumpkin Carve-nival Costumes|costumes]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes|costumes]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|theme song]] · [[Halloween Fairstival]] · [[Halloween Fairstival Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] · [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes|costumes]] · [[Happy Hallow-day]] · [[Happy Hallow-day Costumes|costumes]] · [[Jibblies 2]] · [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser]] · [[Jibblies 2 Costumes|costumes]] · [[Most in the Graveyard]] · [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser|teaser]] · [[Most in the Graveyard Costumes|costumes]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser|teaser]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|costumes]] · [[Which Ween Costumes?]] · [[Which Ween Costumes? Costumes|costumes]] · [[I Killed Pom Pom]] · [[Halloween Safety|teaser]] · [[I Killed Pom Pom Costumes|costumes]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser|teaser]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes|costumes]] · [[Later That Night...]] · [[Later That Night... Teaser|teaser]] · [[Later That Night... Costumes|costumes]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser|teaser]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes|costumes]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser|teaser]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes|costumes]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser|teaser]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hijinks]] · [[Halloween Hijinks Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Walkthrough|walkthrough]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Responses|responses]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer|v2.0 trailer]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser|teaser]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Costumes|costumes]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition Teaser|teaser]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes|costumes]] · [[A Prickly Scary Short]] · [[A Prickly Scary Short Costumes|costume]]
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| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Site Components'''
| [[Main Page 7]], [[Ween Intro]], [[Punkin Stencils]]
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| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Toons'''
| [[halloweener]], [[ghosts]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Malloween Commercial]],  [[That a Ghost]], [[Halloween Awards Show]],  [[Costume Commercial]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]], [[Punkin Show]], [[Halloween Safety]], [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]], [[Large Bean (toon)|Large Bean]], [[Kooky Moonlight]]
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| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Puppet Stuff'''
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]], '''Marshie vs. Little Girl''', [[Greatest American Homestar]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
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| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Games'''
| [[Egg Throwing Game]], [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]], [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
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| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''[[Fan Costumes]]'''
| [[Fan Costume Commentary|2003]], [[More Fan Costumes|2005]], [[Fan Costumes '06|2006]], [[Fan Costumes '07|2007]], [[Fan Costumes '08|2008]], [[Fan Costumes '09|2009]], [[Fan Costumes 2015|2015]], [[Fan Costumes 2016|2016]], [[Fan Costumes 2017|2017]], [[Fan Costumes 2018|2018]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2019|2019]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|2020]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2021|2021]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2022|2022]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2023|2023]], [[Fanstume (singular) '24|2024]]
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| [[Rejected Costumes]], [[Other Halloween Costumes]], [[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes]], [[What are you supposed to be?]], [[I really like your costume]], [[Icon References in Halloween Costumes|Icon References]]
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

Toon Category: Puppet Stuff watch · ← Homestar vs. Other Little Girl · Dangeresque: Puppet Squad →

"Why ever drink again?"

Little Girl has grown up to sell Malloweens with Marshie.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Marshie, Little Girl, Puppet Homestar (Easter egg)

Date: Monday, October 22, 2007

Running Time: 2:22

Page Title: New from Galoob!

Transcript

{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}

LITTLE GIRL: Trick or treat!

MARSHIE: {swoops in, dressed as a vampire} Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!

LITTLE GIRL: Hey, Marshie?

MARSHIE: Hi, Little Girl! {Cut} What're you doing on the Halloween?

LITTLE GIRL: Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.

MARSHIE: Like a bowler?

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: Do you know the secret ingredients in my potion?

MARSHIE: What is it?

LITTLE GIRL: {whispers} Dry ice.

MARSHIE: I think that just killed the magic!

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!

MARSHIE: Poison the dragons!

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah—

MARSHIE: That sounds like a heavy metal album!

LITTLE GIRL: Yep. {Cut} Knock knock.

MARSHIE: Who's there?

LITTLE GIRL: Vampire.

MARSHIE: Vampire who?

LITTLE GIRL: Vampires are dumb!

{cricket noises}

MARSHIE: {Zooming in on his face as he screeches} How many times do we have to do this?!

{zoom back}

LITTLE GIRL: My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.

MARSHIE: I can understand! {screeching} I could use a little cutback myself!

{Cut. Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}

MARSHIE: You're freaking me out, kid! {Swoops offscreen.}

{Cut}

MARSHIE: {back onscreen} I was losing control!

LITTLE GIRL: {laughs} You're funny.

MARSHIE: You're pretty quaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!

{Cut}

MARSHIE: {Fluffy Puff music plays in the background} Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.

MARSHIE: Yeah? That's not very good advertising!

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah! And they're definitely like... {grips stomach} water.

MARSHIE: Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Fluffy Puff Malloweens. Why ever drink again?

{As Marshie says this last line, cartoon blood covers the screen with a bag of Malloweens and the text, "Why Ever Drink Again?" Cut back to Little Girl and Marshie.}

LITTLE GIRL: Zombies aren't real.

MARSHIE: No?

LITTLE GIRL: No.

MARSHIE: What about me?

LITTLE GIRL: Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you— you're real to me.

MARSHIE: Really?

LITTLE GIRL: Yep. {Cut} Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.

MARSHIE: I just pass out! {makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}

LITTLE GIRL: No! No. Noooooo! {breaks into fake tears}

{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}

Easter Eggs

Poison the dragons!

  • Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a heavy metal album" to see a Taranchula album.
  • At the end, click on the word 'end' to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl. HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Little Girl removes her hood} Wait a minute! You're a little girl! I thought you was a little ghoul. {due to his impediment, he pronounces "girl" and "ghoul" nearly the same} LITTLE GIRL: I am. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Like Ghouls 'n Ghosts. LITTLE GIRL: I.... HOMESTAR RUNNER: But you're just a little girl. LITTLE GIRL: Yup. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Not a ghoul.

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • Dry Ice is commonly added to water to create low-sinking dense clouds of fog.

Trivia

Inside References

  • The page title is the same as that of Meet Marshie.
  • Marshie wore the vampire costume in Malloween Commercial, and "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!" is similar to a line from that short.
  • The dragon snout shown on the Poison the Dragons album strongly resembles Trogdor's snout.
  • Cricket noises can be heard after Little Girl's knock knock joke.

Real-World References

Puppet Stuff
Toons Everybody Knows It · Puppet Time · Labor Dabor · Action Cool News-oween Report
Vs. Little Girl Homestar vs. Little Girl · Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! · Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 · Homestar vs. Other Little Girl · Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl · Marshie vs. Little Girl
Puppet Jam Bad Jokes · Tropical Lazor Beams · Vitamins/Celebrities · Mission Control · President's Daughter · Apple Juice Blues · Everybody Knows It
Biz Cas Fri Biz Cas Fri 1 · Biz Cas Fri 2 · Biz Cas Fri 3
Dangeresque: Puppet Squad The Curly Fried Caper · The Hot Jones Hijack
DVD Videos Secret Song · Some Puppet Stuff · Some Extras · It's Like It Was Meant to Be · Real-Live E-Mails · Puppets on the Road · Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes
Store Related Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial (Recording Sesh) · Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush · Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery · Kick The Cheat Returns!
Other Videos Homestar and the Nice Present · Main Page 25 · The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar · Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike · Greatest American Homestar · Quickstart Overview
Characters Puppet Character Variations · Shark-Tooth Bubs · The Exact Same · Szechuan Steve · Stingy Relenque · Santaman
Little Girl · Other Little Girl · Very, Very Little Girl


Halloween Toons
Big Toons
(Teasers, Costumes) 		Homestarloween Party · costumes · The House That Gave Sucky Treats · costumes · Pumpkin Carve-nival · costumes · 3 Times Halloween Funjob · costumes · theme song · Halloween Fairstival · costumes · Halloween Potion-ma-jig · costumes · Happy Hallow-day · costumes · Jibblies 2 · teaser · costumes · Most in the Graveyard · teaser · costumes · Doomy Tales of the Macabre · teaser · costumes · Which Ween Costumes? · costumes · I Killed Pom Pom · teaser · costumes · The House That Gave Sucky Tricks · teaser · costumes · Later That Night... · teaser · costumes · Haunted Photo Booth · teaser · costumes · Mr. Poofers Must Die · teaser · costumes · The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods · teaser · costumes · Halloween Hijinks · costumes · Halloween Hide & Seek · costumes · walkthrough · responses · v2.0 trailer · 2022 Costume Pack Now Available · teaser · costumes · The Show: Ween Edition · teaser · costumes · A Prickly Scary Short · costume
Other Site Components Main Page 7, Ween Intro, Punkin Stencils
Toons halloweener, ghosts, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0, Malloween Commercial, That a Ghost, Halloween Awards Show, Costume Commercial, Decomposing Pumpkins, Punkin Show, Halloween Safety, Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition, Large Bean, Kooky Moonlight
Puppet Stuff Homestar vs. Little Girl 2, Marshie vs. Little Girl, Greatest American Homestar, Action Cool News-oween Report
Games Egg Throwing Game, Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha, Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
Fan Costumes 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024
Costumes Rejected Costumes, Other Halloween Costumes, Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes, What are you supposed to be?, I really like your costume, Icon References
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