Occupations

"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see A Jorb Well Done.

"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see Career Day.

The occupations of many Free Country, USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

Known occupations

Character	Jobs
Homestar Runner	* Athlete (may be amateur) (A Jorb Well Done, montage, A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World, Marshmallow's Last Stand, Homestar Ruiner) Office worker (tech support?) (dullard, Biz Cas Fri, isp, 4 branches, from work) News anchor (Main Page 11) Host of The Show (the show, Main Page 19, 4 branches) Teacher (The King of Town DVD, A Jorb Well Done, anything) Bunmaker (disconnected) Pitchman (Fluffy Puff Commercial) Homestarmy Colonel (army, more armies, Strong Badia the Free) Server at The Pizz (pizza joint) Server at a diner (Summer Short Shorts, Main Page 5, Date Nite, Blubb-O's Commercial) Crazy Go Nuts University mascot (mascot, 4 branches, rough copy, On Break) Doughnut Vendor (Donut Unto Others) Detective (Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)
Pom Pom	* Athlete (may be amateur) (A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World, Homestar Ruiner) Filmmaker (pom pom, technology, independent) "Big Cheese" at the office (from work) Mascot (On Break) Soldier, Homestarmy (Strong Badia the Free) Detective (Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)
Strong Bad	* Office worker (Biz Cas Fri, dullard, 4 branches, from work) Prinicpal of Crazy Go Nuts University and a high school (CGNU, Homestar Quiz, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8) Thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) News anchor (local news) News meteorologist (Main Page 11) Investigative reporter (interview) Tragic Clown Dog mascot (part-time job, On Break) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand, yes, wrestling) Lifeguard (may be amateur) (keep cool) Indie comics author (comic) Voice-over artist for local events (monster truck) Former newspaper delivery-boy (the chair) Expensive briefcase carrier (secret identity) Columnist for a women's help magazine. (secret identity) Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet (montage) Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz (pizza joint) Health Inspector (Donut Unto Others)
The Cheat	* Former toner salesman (montage) Office worker (internal tech support?) (Biz Cas Fri 3) Domestic servant (lackey) Flash animator (may be amateur) (Powered by The Cheat) Assistant thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, garage sale) Drummer (Cool Things, Baddest of the Bands) Commando (army) Disc jockey (geddup noise, nightlife, Strong Badia the Free) Owner of Cheatsa Pizza (pizza joint) Actor (more armies)
Marzipan	* Kindergarten Montesodium teacher (coloring, Career Day) Guitarist/singer (Weclome Back, Cool Things, Baddest of the Bands) Actress (being mean)
Strong Mad	* Bassist (Cool Things, Baddest of the Bands) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand, yes, wrestling) Bouncer (nightlife) Actor (being mean) Security Guard (Homestar Ruiner, Strong Badia the Free)
Strong Sad	* Experimental film director (Experimental Film, independent) Temp (from work) Soldier, Homestarmy (army, Strong Badia the Free) Violinist (Quality Time) Rock journalist (Baddest of the Bands)
Coach Z	* Coach Referee (montage) Rapper (may be amateur) (rampage, New Boots, Rap Song) Janitor (Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene, DNA Evidence) Blubb-O's mascot (Blubb-O's Commercial, On Break) Actor (being mean) Soldier, Homestarmy (Strong Badia the Free) Policeman (Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)
Bubs	* Concession stand owner/operator Professional handyman (12:00) ISP operator (isp) The Office IT Professional (from work) Paranormal Investigator (Bug In Mouth Disease) Normal Investigator (Bug In Mouth Disease) TV/VCR Repairman (Bug In Mouth Disease) Toga Yoga Instuctor (DNA Evidence) Bartender (nightlife, Strong Badia The Free) Black market dealer in legitimate goods (licensed) Videlectrician (Baddest of the Bands) Veterinarian (Best Caper Ever) Doughnut Vendor (Donut Unto Others) Questionable Medical Coverage Provider (Donut Unto Others) Sketch artist (Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) Lawyer (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
The King of Town	* King Food marketer Star of a comic strip (temporary) (old comics) Star of a quite popular cartoon show (senior prom, The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!) Authorized Godzilla re-seller (TrogdorCon '97) Teacher (being mean)
Homsar	* 7-inches salesman (Weclome Back) Soldier, Homestarmy (army, Strong Badia the Free)
Marshie	* Mascot for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows (retirement, Fluffy Puff Commercial, Meet Marshie)
Old-Timey Strong Bad	* Vaudevillian (alternate universe) Ghost hunter (That A Ghost) Radio drama narrator (radio) Entrepreneur (2 emails)
Senor Cardgage	* Mortgage broker (Senor Mortgage) Used car salesman (Senorial Day) Movie theater usher (the movies, rated) Commercial pitchman (candy product) Guest Bubs (temporary) (original) Owner of a shady daycare (licensed)
Vector Strong Bad	* Training simulator for Stinkoman (alternate universe)
Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife	* Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
The Poopsmith, The Cleric, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, That Little Chef Guy	* Servants to The King of Town Musicians in a marching band, a general business band, and a Mariachi Band Characters in a TV show (The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show)
Frank Bennedetto	* Soldier, Homestarmy (army, Labor Dabor)
Wagon Fulla Pancakes	* Former toner salesperson (montage) Athlete (for the Champeenship) (montage) Used car dealership TV spokesperson (montage)
Crack Stuntman	* Voice of Gunhaver in Cheat Commandos Spokesperson for Pistols for Pandas (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2, Pistols For Pandas) Guest Bubs (temporary) (original) Spokesperson for halloweensafety.gov (Halloween Safety)
Litigation Jackson	* Movie Star (A Decemberween Pageant, rampage) Lawyer (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)

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