Mottos and Slogans

"The Future is You... Probably"

In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.

Appearances

Ab-Abber 2000

• "They'll be all up ons!" — suntan

Blubb-O's

• "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's" — nightlife, Blubb-O's Commercial
• "Come the Heck Down" — Blubb-O's Commercial

Bubs' Concession Stand

• "We're always awesome!" — Bubs's Character Video
• "We've got everything! Twice!" — Homestar Ruiner

Bubs' Old Pizza

• "It's-A Really Old" — privileges

Cheat Commandos

• "Buy all our playsets and toys!!"
• "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
• "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to Gunhaver; not what they usually say, as Silent Rip noted) — An Important Rap Song

Coach Z Ale

• "Differently Lame!" — time capsule

Cold One

• "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — property of ones

Compé

• "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog

Crazy Go Nuts University

• "The future is you... probably" — CGNU

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

• "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — Fluffy Puff Commercial
• "The first one to eat a million, wins." — the show
• "Made from the best stuff!" — Meet Marshie, Pumpkin Carve-nival, A Decemberween Pageant
• "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!"
• "Yeah! Still!" — retirement
• "Why ever drink again?" — Marshie vs. Little Girl

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

• "Handpuffed at the factory in Neuconsin" — Mr. Shmallow
• "Look Lively!!" — Mr. Shmallow

Grampy Aught-Six

• "Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." — Compy Catalog

Hamburger Shampoo

• "Geddup Noise approved!" — geddup noise
• "Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — geddup noise

Lappy 486

• "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal

Litigation Jackson

• "The system really works, jerks!" — A Decemberween Pageant

Polymascotfoamalate

• "Ingenuitizing the future!" — 4 branches

Roomy-Vac

• "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog

SBLOUNSKCHED!

• "Who's got the money?" — candy product
• "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" — candy product

Schenectady Crispies

• "I hope I don't get caught!" — labor day, the bet

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

• "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — Senor Mortgage
• "No Probalo!" — Senor Mortgage

Sog Dog

• "Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!" — environment

Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum

• "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
• "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" — 2 emails

Strong Bad's EGGS

• "A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" — morning routine

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA

• "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park

Strong Badia Action Cool News 5

• "We're investiga-awesome!" — local news

Styles Upon Styles

• "Steep prices and trees!" — animal

Suge Brown

• "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" — best thing

Temporarios

• "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" — strong badathlon

The Cheatcakes

• "Those people go to prison!" — stupid stuff, time capsule

The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

• "Let the King have some!" — senior prom
• "For reals this time!" — KOT's VOQPCS!

Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders

• "Whisk Away The Worries!" — 2 emails

Videlectrix

• "We use computers... to make video games!"

See also

• Catch Phrases