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| '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] #7'''
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| [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marzipans-answering-machine-7 watch] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|← Version 6.0]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0 →]]
<td> <b> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine">Marzipan's Answering Machine</a> #7 </b>
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</td><td> <table align="right" border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:#f2f2f2; border:1px solid #ccc; padding:5px; font-size:x-small; line-height:100%; border-collapse:collapse;"><tr><td> <a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marzipans-answering-machine-7" title="hr:toons/marzipans-answering-machine-7">watch</a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_6.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0"><span style="font-size:small">←</span> Version 6.0</a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_8.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0">Version 8.0 <span style="font-size:small">→</span></a> </td></tr></table>
</td></tr></table><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:marzipan_answer7.png" title="Stealth of Dead Guy Perez!"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="130" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f5/marzipan_answer7.png/180px-marzipan_answer7.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:marzipan_answer7.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>Stealth of Dead Guy Perez!</div></div></div>
<p>Strong Sad invites Marzipan to a Halloween party, Bubs advertises tainted candy, Homsar howls, Dead Guy Perez knocks over the thing, Safety Dan gives us important Halloween tips, and Homestar treats us to a musical performance.
</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homsar" title="Homsar">Homsar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>
</p><p><b>Places:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_House" title="Marzipan's House">Marzipan's House</a>
</p><p><b>Date:</b> Thursday, October 31, 2002
</p><p><b>Running Time:</b> 3:16
</p><p><b>Page Title:</b> Marzipan's Spooky Answering Machine
</p><p><b>DVD: </b><a href="/index.php?title=Everything_Else%2C_Volume_1" title="Everything Else, Volume 1">Everything Else, Volume 1</a>
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<a id="Transcript" name="Transcript"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span></h2>
<a id="Marzipan.27s_Greeting" name="Marzipan.27s_Greeting"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Greeting </span></h3>
<p><b>MARZIPAN:</b>  Ooo! OoOoo! Happy Halloween, don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message...this is Marzipan. <i>{beep}</i>
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<a id="Message_5" name="Message_5"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Message 5 </span></h3>
<p><b>STRONG SAD:</b> Hey, Marzipan. I was just letting you know that Homsar and I are gonna bust out the Ouija board tonight, and if you're up for it... could be pretty fun. I'm... hoping to see if any dead people will be my friends. All right. See ya.
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<a id="Message_4" name="Message_4"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Message 4 </span></h3>
<p><b>BUBS:</b> Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! Just wanted to let you know that, Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I-I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Uh, anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so, be sure to stop on by. Later.
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<a id="Message_3" name="Message_3"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Message 3 </span></h3>
<p><b>HOMSAR:</b> <i>{crazy wailing}</i> AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr.
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<a id="Message_2" name="Message_2"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Message 2 </span></h3>
<p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Trick or Treat! <i>{pause}</i> Marzipan?... you got any treats? No? Then you get a trick! <i>{attempting ominous voice}</i> Ohhh, this isn't Homestar after all! My name is Dead Guy Perez... alternately known as the D.G.P... and I'm... a dead guy! I'm coming to your house. <i>{thump, thump, thump, crash} {normal voice}</i> Oh. I knocked over the thing. Um... I'm not coming to your house after all, but... leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you.
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<a id="Message_1" name="Message_1"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Message 1 </span></h3>
<p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan. This is... Safety Dan, over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips. Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black and paint your face black and dye your hair black... you know, all- everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape. And walk in the middle of the street at all times and dart quickly into the street and across intersections. Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in <i>no way</i> been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings. So you've got nothing to worry about. Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, <i>no one at all</i> will egg the everloving crap out of your house. Okay. Once again, I'm Safety Dan. Happy Halloween.
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<a id="Easter_Eggs" name="Easter_Eggs"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span></h2>
<ul><li>After the final message, click on the tape deck to hear Homestar try to sing "Back in Black" by AC/DC.
</li></ul>
<dl><dd><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{singing}</i> Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black <i>{stops singing, pauses}</i> ...um... I don't know the words. I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit.
</dd></dl>
<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span></h2>
<a id="Trivia" name="Trivia"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span></h3>
<ul><li>This toon was released on the same day as the Strong Bad Email <a href="/index.php?title=ghosts" title="ghosts">ghosts</a>.
</li><li>This is the first Answering Machine to have any Easter eggs.
</li></ul>
<a id="Inside_References" name="Inside_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span></h3>
<ul><li>After singing <i><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Back_in_Black_%28song%29" title="wikipedia:Back in Black (song)">Back in Black</a></i> in the Easter egg, Homestar says he likes "that guy's little schoolboy outfit". This is a reference to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Angus_Young" title="wikipedia:Angus Young">Angus Young</a> of <a href="/index.php?title=AC/DC" title="AC/DC">AC/DC</a>. Homestar showed his love for that outfit by wearing it as his costume in the <a href="/index.php?title=Pumpkin_Carve-nival" title="Pumpkin Carve-nival">Pumpkin Carve-nival</a>, released two days prior.
</li><li>Safety Dan is a reference to <a href="/index.php?title=Dan" title="Dan">Dan</a>, a running gag.
</li><li>Safety Dan's advice is the inverse of precautions taken to prevent <a href="/index.php?title=Getting_Run_Over" title="Getting Run Over">getting run over</a>. He also mentions <a href="/index.php?title=Eggs" title="Eggs">egging</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Toilet_Paper" title="Toilet Paper">toilet papering</a>.
</li><li>Homestar leaves a message ending with "Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you", which is part of Marzipan's outgoing message in <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_5.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0</a>.
</li></ul>
<a id="Fast_Forward" name="Fast_Forward"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span></h3>
<ul><li>Strong Bad tells Marzipan "to wear all black... and dye your hair black". Marzipan dresses up this way when portraying <a href="/index.php?title=Sultry_Buttons" title="Sultry Buttons">Sultry Buttons</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective">Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective</a>.
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marzipans-answering-machine-7" title="hr:toons/marzipans-answering-machine-7">watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/answer7.html" title="oldhr:answer7.html">watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"</a> on the old <a href="/index.php?title=Flash" title="Flash">Flash</a> site
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/answer7.swf" title="oldhr:answer7.swf">view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"</a>
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<th style="background-color:#ccccff"> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine">Marzipan's Answering Machine</a>
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<p><b>Version:</b>
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_1.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0">1.0</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_2.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0">2.0</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_3.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0">3.0</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_4.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0">4.0</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_5.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0">5.0</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_6.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0">6.0</a> |
<strong class="selflink">7.0</strong> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_8.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0">8.0</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_9.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2">9.2</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_10.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2">10.2</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_11.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2">11.2</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_12.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2">12.2</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_13.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2">13.2</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_14.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2">14.2</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_15.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2">15.2</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_16.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2">16.2</a> |
<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_17.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2">17.2</a>
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<th colspan="3" style="text-align:center;background-color:#f63;"> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween" title="Halloween"><span style="color:white">Halloween Toons</span></a>
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<td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" width="10%"> <b>Big Toons</b><br/>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Teasers" title="Halloween Teasers">Teasers</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Costumes" title="Halloween Costumes">Costumes</a>) </td><td>
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<p><b>2000:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party_Costumes" title="Homestarloween Party Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2001:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Treats" title="The House That Gave Sucky Treats">The House That Gave Sucky Treats</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Treats_Costumes" title="The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2002:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Pumpkin_Carve-nival" title="Pumpkin Carve-nival">Pumpkin Carve-nival</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Pumpkin_Carve-nival_Costumes" title="Pumpkin Carve-nival Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2003:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob">3 Times Halloween Funjob</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob_Costumes" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes">costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob_%28song%29" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)">theme song</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2004:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival" title="Halloween Fairstival">Halloween Fairstival</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival_Costumes" title="Halloween Fairstival Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2005:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Potion-ma-jig" title="Halloween Potion-ma-jig">Halloween Potion-ma-jig</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Potion-ma-jig_Costumes" title="Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2006:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Happy_Hallow-day" title="Happy Hallow-day">Happy Hallow-day</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Happy_Hallow-day_Costumes" title="Happy Hallow-day Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
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<p><b>2007:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_2" title="Jibblies 2">Jibblies 2</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_2_Teaser" title="Jibblies 2 Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_2_Costumes" title="Jibblies 2 Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2008:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Most_in_the_Graveyard" title="Most in the Graveyard">Most in the Graveyard</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Most_in_the_Graveyard_Teaser" title="Most in the Graveyard Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Most_in_the_Graveyard_Costumes" title="Most in the Graveyard Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2009:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Doomy_Tales_of_the_Macabre" title="Doomy Tales of the Macabre">Doomy Tales of the Macabre</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Doomy_Tales_of_the_Macabre_Teaser" title="Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Doomy_Tales_of_the_Macabre_Costumes" title="Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2010:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Which_Ween_Costumes%3F" title="Which Ween Costumes?">Which Ween Costumes?</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Which_Ween_Costumes%3F_Costumes" title="Which Ween Costumes? Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2014:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=I_Killed_Pom_Pom" title="I Killed Pom Pom">I Killed Pom Pom</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Safety" title="Halloween Safety">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=I_Killed_Pom_Pom_Costumes" title="I Killed Pom Pom Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2015:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks" title="The House That Gave Sucky Tricks">The House That Gave Sucky Tricks</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks_Teaser" title="The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks_Costumes" title="The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2016:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Later_That_Night..." title="Later That Night...">Later That Night...</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Later_That_Night..._Teaser" title="Later That Night... Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Later_That_Night..._Costumes" title="Later That Night... Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2017:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Haunted_Photo_Booth" title="Haunted Photo Booth">Haunted Photo Booth</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Haunted_Photo_Booth_Teaser" title="Haunted Photo Booth Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Haunted_Photo_Booth_Costumes" title="Haunted Photo Booth Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
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<p><b>2018:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Poofers_Must_Die" title="Mr. Poofers Must Die">Mr. Poofers Must Die</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Poofers_Must_Die_Teaser" title="Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Poofers_Must_Die_Costumes" title="Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2019:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Enters_The_Spooky_Woods" title="The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods">The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Enters_The_Spooky_Woods_Teaser" title="The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Enters_The_Spooky_Woods_Costumes" title="The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2020:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hijinks" title="Halloween Hijinks">Halloween Hijinks</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hijinks_Costumes" title="Halloween Hijinks Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2021:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek">Halloween Hide &amp; Seek</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek_Costumes" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek Costumes">costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek_Walkthrough" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek Walkthrough">walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek_Responses" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek Responses">responses</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek_v2.0_Trailer" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek v2.0 Trailer">v2.0 trailer</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2022:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=2022_Costume_Pack_Now_Available" title="2022 Costume Pack Now Available">2022 Costume Pack Now Available</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=2022_Costume_Pack_Now_Available_Teaser" title="2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=2022_Costume_Pack_Now_Available_Costumes" title="2022 Costume Pack Now Available Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2023:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=The_Show:_Ween_Edition" title="The Show: Ween Edition">The Show: Ween Edition</a> <small>(<a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=The_Show:_Ween_Edition_Teaser" title="The Show: Ween Edition Teaser">teaser</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Show:_Ween_Edition_Costumes" title="The Show: Ween Edition Costumes">costumes</a>)</small><br/>
<b>2024:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=A_Prickly_Scary_Short" title="A Prickly Scary Short">A Prickly Scary Short</a> <small>(<a href="/index.php?title=A_Prickly_Scary_Short_Costumes" title="A Prickly Scary Short Costumes">costume</a>)</small><br/>
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<td rowspan="4" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9"> <b>Other</b>
</td><td style="background-color:#ffe6cc"> <b>Site Components</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_7" title="Main Page 7">Main Page 7</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ween_Intro" title="Ween Intro">Ween Intro</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Punkin_Stencils" title="Punkin Stencils">Punkin Stencils</a>
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<td style="background-color:#ffe6cc"><b>Toons</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=halloweener" title="halloweener">halloweener</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=ghosts" title="ghosts">ghosts</a>, <strong class="selflink">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0</strong>, <a href="/index.php?title=Malloween_Commercial" title="Malloween Commercial">Malloween Commercial</a>,  <a href="/index.php?title=That_a_Ghost" title="That a Ghost">That a Ghost</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Awards_Show" title="Halloween Awards Show">Halloween Awards Show</a>,  <a href="/index.php?title=Costume_Commercial" title="Costume Commercial">Costume Commercial</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Decomposing_Pumpkins" title="Decomposing Pumpkins">Decomposing Pumpkins</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Punkin_Show" title="Punkin Show">Punkin Show</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Safety" title="Halloween Safety">Halloween Safety</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Joystick_Wagglin%27_with_Videlectrix:_Halloween_Edition" title="Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition">Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Large_Bean_%28toon%29" title="Large Bean (toon)">Large Bean</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Kooky_Moonlight" title="Kooky Moonlight">Kooky Moonlight</a>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<td style="background-color:#ffe6cc"> <b>Puppet Stuff</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_vs._Little_Girl_2" title="Homestar vs. Little Girl 2">Homestar vs. Little Girl 2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Marshie_vs._Little_Girl" title="Marshie vs. Little Girl">Marshie vs. Little Girl</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Greatest_American_Homestar" title="Greatest American Homestar">Greatest American Homestar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Action_Cool_News-oween_Report" title="Action Cool News-oween Report">Action Cool News-oween Report</a>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<td style="background-color:#ffe6cc"> <b>Games</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Egg_Throwing_Game" title="Egg Throwing Game">Egg Throwing Game</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Treat_Snatcha" title="Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha">Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Marshie%27s_Malloween_Mix-Up" title="Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up">Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up</a>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes" title="Fan Costumes">Fan Costumes</a></b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costume_Commentary" title="Fan Costume Commentary">2003</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=More_Fan_Costumes" title="More Fan Costumes">2005</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_%2706" title="Fan Costumes '06">2006</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_%2707" title="Fan Costumes '07">2007</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_%2708" title="Fan Costumes '08">2008</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_%2709" title="Fan Costumes '09">2009</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2015" title="Fan Costumes 2015">2015</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2016" title="Fan Costumes 2016">2016</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2017" title="Fan Costumes 2017">2017</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2018" title="Fan Costumes 2018">2018</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2019" title="Fan 'Stumes 2019">2019</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2020" title="Fan 'Stumes 2020">2020</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2021" title="Fan 'Stumes 2021">2021</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2022" title="Fan 'Stumes 2022">2022</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2023" title="Fan 'Stumes 2023">2023</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fanstume_%28singular%29_%2724" title="Fanstume (singular) '24">2024</a>
</td></tr>
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<td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Costumes" title="Halloween Costumes">Costumes</a></b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Rejected_Costumes" title="Rejected Costumes">Rejected Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Other_Halloween_Costumes" title="Other Halloween Costumes">Other Halloween Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Teaser_Costumes" title="Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes">Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=What_are_you_supposed_to_be%3F" title="What are you supposed to be?">What are you supposed to be?</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=I_really_like_your_costume" title="I really like your costume">I really like your costume</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Icon_References_in_Halloween_Costumes" title="Icon References in Halloween Costumes">Icon References</a>
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''Stealth of Dead Guy Perez!''


Strong Sad invites Marzipan to a Halloween party, Bubs advertises tainted candy, Homsar howls, Dead Guy Perez knocks over the thing, Safety Dan gives us important Halloween tips, and Homestar treats us to a musical performance.


'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Homsar]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]]
   
 
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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]
</html>
 
'''Date:''' Thursday, October 31, 2002
 
'''Running Time:''' 3:16
 
'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Spooky Answering Machine
 
'''DVD:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
 
== Transcript ==
 
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
 
'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooo! OoOoo! Happy Halloween, don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message...this is Marzipan. ''{beep}''
 
=== Message 5 ===
 
'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Marzipan. I was just letting you know that Homsar and I are gonna bust out the Ouija board tonight, and if you're up for it... could be pretty fun. I'm... hoping to see if any dead people will be my friends. All right. See ya.
 
=== Message 4 ===
 
'''BUBS:''' Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! Just wanted to let you know that, Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I-I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Uh, anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so, be sure to stop on by. Later.
 
=== Message 3 ===
 
'''HOMSAR:''' ''{crazy wailing}'' AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr.
 
=== Message 2 ===
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Trick or Treat! ''{pause}'' Marzipan?... you got any treats? No? Then you get a trick! ''{attempting ominous voice}'' Ohhh, this isn't Homestar after all! My name is Dead Guy Perez... alternately known as the D.G.P... and I'm... a dead guy! I'm coming to your house. ''{thump, thump, thump, crash} {normal voice}'' Oh. I knocked over the thing. Um... I'm not coming to your house after all, but... leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you.
 
=== Message 1 ===
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan. This is... Safety Dan, over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips. Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black and paint your face black and dye your hair black... you know, all- everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape. And walk in the middle of the street at all times and dart quickly into the street and across intersections. Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in ''no way'' been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings. So you've got nothing to worry about. Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, ''no one at all'' will egg the everloving crap out of your house. Okay. Once again, I'm Safety Dan. Happy Halloween.
 
== Easter Eggs ==
 
* After the final message, click on the tape deck to hear Homestar try to sing "Back in Black" by AC/DC.
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black ''{stops singing, pauses}'' ...um... I don't know the words. I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit.
 
== Fun Facts ==
 
=== Trivia ===
 
* This toon was released on the same day as the Strong Bad Email [[ghosts]].
* This is the first Answering Machine to have any Easter eggs.
 
=== Inside References ===
 
* After singing ''[[Back in Black (song)|Back in Black]]'' in the Easter egg, Homestar says he likes "that guy's little schoolboy outfit". This is a reference to [[Angus Young]] of [[AC/DC]]. Homestar showed his love for that outfit by wearing it as his costume in the [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], released two days prior.
* Safety Dan is a reference to [[Dan]], a running gag.
* Safety Dan's advice is the inverse of precautions taken to prevent [[Getting Run Over|getting run over]]. He also mentions [[Eggs|egging]] and [[Toilet Paper|toilet papering]].
* Homestar leaves a message ending with "Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you", which is part of Marzipan's outgoing message in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
 
=== Fast Forward ===
 
* Strong Bad tells Marzipan "to wear all black... and dye your hair black". Marzipan dresses up this way when portraying [[Sultry Buttons]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
 
== External Links ==
 
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marzipans-answering-machine-7 watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/answer7.html watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/answer7.swf view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"]
 
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{| class="wikitable"
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! colspan="3" style="text-align:center;background-color:#f63;" | [[Halloween|Halloween Toons]]
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''Big Toons'''<br />([[Halloween Teasers|Teasers]], [[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]])
| [[Homestarloween Party]] · [[Homestarloween Party Costumes|costumes]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes|costumes]] · [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] · [[Pumpkin Carve-nival Costumes|costumes]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes|costumes]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|theme song]] · [[Halloween Fairstival]] · [[Halloween Fairstival Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] · [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes|costumes]] · [[Happy Hallow-day]] · [[Happy Hallow-day Costumes|costumes]] · [[Jibblies 2]] · [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser]] · [[Jibblies 2 Costumes|costumes]] · [[Most in the Graveyard]] · [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser|teaser]] · [[Most in the Graveyard Costumes|costumes]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser|teaser]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes|costumes]] · [[Which Ween Costumes?]] · [[Which Ween Costumes? Costumes|costumes]] · [[I Killed Pom Pom]] · [[Halloween Safety|teaser]] · [[I Killed Pom Pom Costumes|costumes]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser|teaser]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes|costumes]] · [[Later That Night...]] · [[Later That Night... Teaser|teaser]] · [[Later That Night... Costumes|costumes]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser|teaser]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes|costumes]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser|teaser]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes|costumes]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser|teaser]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hijinks]] · [[Halloween Hijinks Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Costumes|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Walkthrough|walkthrough]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Responses|responses]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer|v2.0 trailer]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser|teaser]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Costumes|costumes]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition Teaser|teaser]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes|costumes]] · [[A Prickly Scary Short]] · [[A Prickly Scary Short Costumes|costume]]
|-
| rowspan="4" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''Other'''
| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Site Components'''
| [[Main Page 7]], [[Ween Intro]], [[Punkin Stencils]]
|-
| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Toons'''
| [[halloweener]], [[ghosts]], '''Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0''', [[Malloween Commercial]],  [[That a Ghost]], [[Halloween Awards Show]],  [[Costume Commercial]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]], [[Punkin Show]], [[Halloween Safety]], [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]], [[Large Bean (toon)|Large Bean]], [[Kooky Moonlight]]
|-
| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Puppet Stuff'''
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]], [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]], [[Greatest American Homestar]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
|-
| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" | '''Games'''
| [[Egg Throwing Game]], [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]], [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''[[Fan Costumes]]'''
| [[Fan Costume Commentary|2003]], [[More Fan Costumes|2005]], [[Fan Costumes '06|2006]], [[Fan Costumes '07|2007]], [[Fan Costumes '08|2008]], [[Fan Costumes '09|2009]], [[Fan Costumes 2015|2015]], [[Fan Costumes 2016|2016]], [[Fan Costumes 2017|2017]], [[Fan Costumes 2018|2018]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2019|2019]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|2020]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2021|2021]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2022|2022]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2023|2023]], [[Fanstume (singular) '24|2024]]
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" | '''[[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]]'''
| [[Rejected Costumes]], [[Other Halloween Costumes]], [[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes]], [[What are you supposed to be?]], [[I really like your costume]], [[Icon References in Halloween Costumes|Icon References]]
|}
[[Category:Marzipan Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]]
[[Category:Homsar Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1]]
[[Category:Halloween]]
[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

Marzipan's Answering Machine #7
watch ← Version 6.0 Version 8.0 →
Stealth of Dead Guy Perez!

Strong Sad invites Marzipan to a Halloween party, Bubs advertises tainted candy, Homsar howls, Dead Guy Perez knocks over the thing, Safety Dan gives us important Halloween tips, and Homestar treats us to a musical performance.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Homsar, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Places: Marzipan's House

Date: Thursday, October 31, 2002

Running Time: 3:16

Page Title: Marzipan's Spooky Answering Machine

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1

Transcript

Marzipan's Greeting

MARZIPAN: Ooo! OoOoo! Happy Halloween, don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message...this is Marzipan. {beep}

Message 5

STRONG SAD: Hey, Marzipan. I was just letting you know that Homsar and I are gonna bust out the Ouija board tonight, and if you're up for it... could be pretty fun. I'm... hoping to see if any dead people will be my friends. All right. See ya.

Message 4

BUBS: Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! Just wanted to let you know that, Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I-I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Uh, anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so, be sure to stop on by. Later.

Message 3

HOMSAR: {crazy wailing} AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr.

Message 2

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Trick or Treat! {pause} Marzipan?... you got any treats? No? Then you get a trick! {attempting ominous voice} Ohhh, this isn't Homestar after all! My name is Dead Guy Perez... alternately known as the D.G.P... and I'm... a dead guy! I'm coming to your house. {thump, thump, thump, crash} {normal voice} Oh. I knocked over the thing. Um... I'm not coming to your house after all, but... leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you.

Message 1

STRONG BAD: Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan. This is... Safety Dan, over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips. Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black and paint your face black and dye your hair black... you know, all- everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape. And walk in the middle of the street at all times and dart quickly into the street and across intersections. Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in no way been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings. So you've got nothing to worry about. Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of your house. Okay. Once again, I'm Safety Dan. Happy Halloween.

Easter Eggs

  • After the final message, click on the tape deck to hear Homestar try to sing "Back in Black" by AC/DC.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black {stops singing, pauses} ...um... I don't know the words. I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit.

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • This toon was released on the same day as the Strong Bad Email ghosts.
  • This is the first Answering Machine to have any Easter eggs.

Inside References

Fast Forward

External Links

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version: 1.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 9.2 | 10.2 | 11.2 | 12.2 | 13.2 | 14.2 | 15.2 | 16.2 | 17.2


Halloween Toons
Big Toons
(Teasers, Costumes)

2000: Homestarloween Party (costumes)
2001: The House That Gave Sucky Treats (costumes)
2002: Pumpkin Carve-nival (costumes)
2003: 3 Times Halloween Funjob (costumes, theme song)
2004: Halloween Fairstival (costumes)
2005: Halloween Potion-ma-jig (costumes)
2006: Happy Hallow-day (costumes)

2007: Jibblies 2 (teaser, costumes)
2008: Most in the Graveyard (teaser, costumes)
2009: Doomy Tales of the Macabre (teaser, costumes)
2010: Which Ween Costumes? (costumes)
2014: I Killed Pom Pom (teaser, costumes)
2015: The House That Gave Sucky Tricks (teaser, costumes)
2016: Later That Night... (teaser, costumes)
2017: Haunted Photo Booth (teaser, costumes)

2018: Mr. Poofers Must Die (teaser, costumes)
2019: The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods (teaser, costumes)
2020: Halloween Hijinks (costumes)
2021: Halloween Hide & Seek (costumes, walkthrough, responses, v2.0 trailer)
2022: 2022 Costume Pack Now Available (teaser, costumes)
2023: The Show: Ween Edition (teaser, costumes)
2024: A Prickly Scary Short (costume)

Other Site Components Main Page 7, Ween Intro, Punkin Stencils
Toons halloweener, ghosts, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0, Malloween Commercial, That a Ghost, Halloween Awards Show, Costume Commercial, Decomposing Pumpkins, Punkin Show, Halloween Safety, Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition, Large Bean, Kooky Moonlight
Puppet Stuff Homestar vs. Little Girl 2, Marshie vs. Little Girl, Greatest American Homestar, Action Cool News-oween Report
Games Egg Throwing Game, Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha, Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
Fan Costumes 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024
Costumes Rejected Costumes, Other Halloween Costumes, Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes, What are you supposed to be?, I really like your costume, Icon References

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