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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People" title="Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People">Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People</a> has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town%27s_Castle" title="The King of Town's Castle">K.O.T. Castle</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a>. | |||
</p><p>On these pages, <b>A → B</b> (right arrow) means that the response happens when object <b>A</b> is used on thing <b>B</b>, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen. | |||
</p> | |||
<hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs. | |||
<p><br/> | |||
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''"Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!"'' | <a id="Outside" name="Outside"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Outside </span></h2> | ||
<a id="Upon_entry" name="Upon_entry"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Upon entry </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><i>First time only</i> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> There it is, the King of Town's fairly penetrable castle fortress. Somewhere deep inside its stinking, obstructed bowels, is the criminal record that's keeping Homestar's whiny, whitey butt glued to my couch! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Castle" name="Castle"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Castle</span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> The King of Town's castle is a monument to food... kinda like the King of Town himself. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Dirt_Pile" name="Dirt_Pile"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Dirt Pile</span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Someone should replace that divot...someone other than me. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Hedge" name="Hedge"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Hedge</span></h3> | |||
<a id="Hedge_2" name="Hedge_2"></a><h4> <span class="mw-headline">Hedge</span></h4> | |||
<dl><dd><b>Before Trimming</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> I would've thought the King would trim these hedges himself when he's in one of his grazing phases. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd><dd><b>After Trimming</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> That looks really good... a big ol' leafy arm... coming out of the back of his neck there. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{singing}</i> And the Trogdor comes in the <i>NIIIII</i>— <i>{hacking coughs}</i> ...Ugh, I gotta take better care of my pipes. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{singing}</i> <i>Sweet!</i> | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Niiice... | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Hedge_Shears_.E2.86.92_Hedge" name="Hedge_Shears_.E2.86.92_Hedge"></a><h4> <span class="mw-headline">Hedge Shears → Hedge</span></h4> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Take that you bush-league hedge! ...err, hedge-league bush... <i>{trims the hedge into the shape of Trogdor}</i> Oh yeah, that's much better. And check it out, free hedge trimmings! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="King_of_Town" name="King_of_Town"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">King of Town</span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>Only appears in Extended Play</b> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Hey— | |||
</dd><dd><b>KING OF TOWN:</b> <i>{Angrily}</i> Don't talk to me, Strong Bad! Thanks to you, I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a mole queen, my head is throbbing, and worst of all, I've been lured away from a cart full of cold cuts and mini-breads! So unless you want me to start slapping unnecessary taxes and tariffs on you, you'll leave me alone! | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Taxes? That sounds... ominous. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Um... | |||
</dd><dd><b>KING OF TOWN:</b> <i>{Furiously}</i> Silence! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Treasure_Marker" name="Treasure_Marker"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Treasure Marker </span></h3> | |||
<a id="Treasure_Marker_2" name="Treasure_Marker_2"></a><h4> <span class="mw-headline"> Treasure Marker </span></h4> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> It's a good thing the Taranchula Black Metal Detector comes with these ball markers, or I might lose track of my cool finds! Thanks, Taranchula Black Metal Detector! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Shovel_.E2.86.92_Treasure_Marker" name="Shovel_.E2.86.92_Treasure_Marker"></a><h4> <span class="mw-headline"> Shovel → Treasure Marker </span></h4> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Now we'll find out what kinda phat loot the King of Town keeps buried just to the left of his castle! <i>{digs}</i> Whoa! <i>{uncovers the next Snake Boxer V manual page}</i> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Inside" name="Inside"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Inside </span></h2> | |||
<a id="Upon_entry_2" name="Upon_entry_2"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Upon entry </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><i>First time only</i> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{interior hallway of the castle, Strong Bad is not seen on screen}</i> Let's see now... Hall of Cheese Rinds... Sausage Casings Room... Grand Chamber of Milk Sauce? Ah, here it is, the Hall of Records! <i>{enters the chamber}</i> Aw, crap, it's the King of Town's personal bodyguard-slash-mime-slash-poosmith, the Poopsmith! I'll have to be even sneakier than usual if I want to get past him. Lucky for me, the Poopsmith never seems to notice anything while he's in the midst of a good ol' fashioned poop shoveling. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Bonsai" name="Bonsai"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Bonsai </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Criminal_Record" name="Criminal_Record"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Criminal Record </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>Entering through the door</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Hey, it's Homestar's criminal record! I'll just scoop it up and— | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG MAD:</b> INTRUDER ALERT! | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> This is gonna hurt. | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG MAD:</b> ARRR! | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}</i> Ahhh! <i>{Strong Bad falls off screen}</i> Ow! It looks like once again, I'll have to use my mighty Strong Bad brain. I should probably just start doin' that in the first place from now on. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd><dd><b>Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is there</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Judging from this melodramatic close-up, I'd wager that that's Homestar Runner's criminal record! I'll just drop down and get it! | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG MAD:</b> INTRUDER ALERT! | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Here comes the suck. | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}</i> Ahhh! <i>{Strong Bad falls off screen}</i> Oof! I think I've learned an important lesson here. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Okay, let's see if it'll work this time. | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG MAD:</b> INTRUDER ALERT! | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Guess not. | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}</i> Ahhh! <i>{Strong Bad falls off screen}</i> Oof! I'll never get that record while Strong Mad's guarding it! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd><dd><b>Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is gone</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Aha! Now for some for-real uninterrupted cat-burglar action! <i>{jumps down}</i> <i>{talking to his hands}</i> I swear gloves, this is the last time you'll have to touch evidence of nekkid Homestar. <i>{Strong Mad comes running}</i> Hi there, sailor. <i>{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}</i> Geronimoooo! <i>{Strong Bad falls off screen}</i> Ta-daaa! Well I didn't end up with the bags of cash, or the bags of cash shaped diamonds that I usually score when I cat-burgle, but at least I finally got my gloves on Homestar's stupid criminal record! Now maybe I can get him off my couch and away from my television! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Drain" name="Drain"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Drain </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> It's one of the slimy, oozing, clogged up drain pipes that snake nastily through the castle. Kinda like the King's intestines. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> I don't even what to think about what kind of stuff is clogging up that drain pipe. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="King_of_Town_2" name="King_of_Town_2"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> King of Town </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>Heard through the vent</b> | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE KING OF TOWN:</b> Fetch me my royal balogna! | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE KING OF TOWN:</b> I think I'm going to start calling Thursday Nougatday, which will be filled with rich creamy nougat... | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE KING OF TOWN:</b> Where's my royal custard? I can't take my bath without my royal custard! | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE KING OF TOWN:</b> Why should I let them eat cake? It's <i>my</i> cake! | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE KING OF TOWN:</b> Nom-nom-no—<i>Ow!</i> I'b bit by tongue! Mmm, takes pretty good! | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE KING OF TOWN:</b> <i>{eating noises}</i> <i>{belch}</i> Oh dear, I've eaten my foot. Again. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE KING OF TOWN:</b> Someone get me a bowl of grub! And a bowl of grubs for my new bride! | |||
</dd><dd><b>MOLE QUEEN:</b> Lo-fat dressing on the side, please! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Plunger" name="Plunger"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Plunger </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>Picking it up</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> By the power of — er— Brownskull! <i>{takes plunger}</i> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd><dd><b>When in drain</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Allez oop! Whoa, powerful suction action! | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Boing! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Plunger_.E2.86.92_Drain" name="Plunger_.E2.86.92_Drain"></a><h4> <span class="mw-headline"> Plunger → Drain </span></h4> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Eat plunger, drainy! | |||
</dd><dd><i>{He throws the plunger javelin-style at the drain. It sticks.}</i> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Poopsmith" name="Poopsmith"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Poopsmith </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> The Poopsmith creeps me out, man. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Why won't he SAY anything? | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Privacy_Screen" name="Privacy_Screen"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Privacy Screen </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Shovel" name="Shovel"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Shovel </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> One of the Poopsmith's shovels, score! <i>{takes it}</i> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Statue" name="Statue"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Statue </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><i>First time only</i> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Stealth Strong Bad comes with everything you see here! Now you see him, now you don't! Only from Cheap as Free Toys! <i>{a cartoon bubble with the words </i>Cheap as Free<i> appears briefly on the screen}</i> | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Activate cloaking shield! Whawhawhawha. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Vent" name="Vent"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Vent </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>From ground</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> That vent undoubtedly leads to all sorts of hidden Strong Bad sized crawlspaces... too bad I can't reach it. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{stretches and grunts}</i> Nope. Still can't reach it. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd><dd><b>From on plunger</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Looks like I'm gonna have to jump! | |||
</dd><dd><b>If Strong Bad had been spotted beforehand</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG MAD:</b> <i>{comes running}</i> INTRUDER ALERT? | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE POOPSMITH:</b> <i>{hold up a sign reading </i>?<i>}</i> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG MAD:</b> INTRUDER ALERT? | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE POOPSMITH:</b> <i>{hold up a sign reading </i>???<i>}</i> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{from above}</i> It's a good thing Strong Mad doesn't have a neck, or he might be able to look up. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd><dd><b>Jumping back down onto the plunger</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Ah, oof! | |||
</dd><dd><b>If busted</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Aw, whatsit. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Whatsit" name="Whatsit"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Whatsit </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{revolted shuddering noises}</i> | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Gah! It's... still warm. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> This is some top shelf poop. I can see why the Poopsmith is so interested in it. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="Shovel_.E2.86.92_Whatsit" name="Shovel_.E2.86.92_Whatsit"></a><h4> <span class="mw-headline"> Shovel → Whatsit </span></h4> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> No way! I'm not the Poopsmith's unpaid summer intern... Strong Sad is. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="When_caught" name="When_caught"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> When caught </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>THE POOPSMITH:</b> <i>{holds up a sign reading </i>!!<i>}</i> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Oh crunch. | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG MAD:</b> GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! <i>{comes running}</i> INTRUDER ALERT! | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Hey, brother Strong Mad! Are you here to help me steal Homestar's record? <i>{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}</i> Ahhh! <i>{Strong Bad falls off screen}</i> Oof! I'll take that as a no. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>THE POOPSMITH:</b> <i>{holds up a sign reading </i>YOU AGAIN?<i>}</i> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Oh crunchberries. | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG MAD:</b> FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! <i>{comes running}</i> INTRUDER ALERT! | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Now, take it easy big fella! <i>{cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window}</i> Ahhh! <i>{Strong Bad falls off screen}</i> Oof! I should probably quit doing that. What with the drain bamage and all. | |||
</dd><dd><b>If Strong Bad was hiding when Strong Mad catches him</b> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Hmm... I guess I'll have to be more, um, stealthy. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Hurm, I should really try to find someplace to hide when the Poopsmith stops, um, smithing poop. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> I don't think my incredible hiding powers will work on Strong Mad. | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> I may have to find some sort of alternate route to the record room. | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
<a id="When_the_Poopsmith_stops_shoveling" name="When_the_Poopsmith_stops_shoveling"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> When the Poopsmith stops shoveling </span></h3> | |||
<dl><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> What happened to the poop sounds? | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Poopy's on the move! | |||
</dd><dd><hr style="text-align: left; width: 100px;"/> | |||
</dd><dd><b>STRONG BAD:</b> What's that?! | |||
</dd></dl> | |||
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<th colspan="2" style="background-color:#564C99;text-align:center;"> <i><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People" title="Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People"><span style="color:white;">Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People</span></a></i> | |||
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<td colspan="2" style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"> Produced by <a href="/index.php?title=Telltale_Games" title="Telltale Games">Telltale Games</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Videlectrix" title="Videlectrix">Videlectrix</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"> <b>Promotional Media</b> </td><td> | |||
<p><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Gameways" title="Strong Bad Gameways">Strong Bad Gameways</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Advertisement" title="SBCG4AP Advertisement">Advertisement</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Gameplay_Trailer" title="SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer">Gameplay Trailer</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Tech_Demo" title="SBCG4AP Tech Demo">Tech Demo</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Dev_Blog" title="SBCG4AP Dev Blog">Dev Blog</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Workin%27_on_the_Game" title="Workin' on the Game">Workin' on the Game</a>,<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad" title="Behind The Bad">Behind The Bad</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_1:_The_New_Hire" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire">1</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_2:_The_Heist" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist">2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_3:_The_Last_Straw" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw">3</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Make_a_Scene_with_Telltale:_Strong_Bad_Edition" title="Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition">Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Collector%27s_DVD" title="SBCG4AP Collector's DVD">Collector's DVD</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Category:SBCG4AP_Interviews" title="Category:SBCG4AP Interviews">Interviews</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"> <b>All Episodes</b> </td><td> | |||
<p><a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Tutorial" title="SBCG4AP Tutorial">Tutorial</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Intros" title="SBCG4AP Intros">WiiWare Intros</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 1:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a></b> </td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Walkthrough" title="Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Snake_Boxer_5" title="Snake Boxer 5">Snake Boxer 5</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Teen_Girl_Squad" title="Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad">Teen Girl Squad</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28House_of_Strong%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)">House of Strong</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28Marzipan%27s%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)">Marzipan's</a>, <strong class="selflink">K.o.T. Castle</strong>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28The_Track%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)">The Track</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28The_Field%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)">The Field</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_at_the_Track" title="Homestar at the Track">Homestar at the Track</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Around_the_Field" title="Around the Field">Around the Field</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_1:_The_New_Hire" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire">Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Songs:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Handle_My_Style" title="Handle My Style">Handle My Style</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Translucent_Dessert_Related_Substance" title="Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance">Fluffy Puff Jela-ton</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Showdown" title="Showdown">Showdown</a><br/> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 2:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a></b></td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Walkthrough" title="Strong Badia the Free Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Math_Kickers" title="Math Kickers">Math Kickers</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Cave_Girl_Squad" title="Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad">Cave Girl Squad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Maps_and_Minions" title="Maps and Minions">Maps and Minions</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Various:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Countries_in_Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Countries in Strong Badia the Free">Countries</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homsartifacts" title="Homsartifacts">Homsartifacts</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Bleak_House%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)">Bleak House</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28The_Field%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)">The Field</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Homsar_Reservation%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)">Homsar Reservation</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Pompomerania%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)">Pompomerania</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Country%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)">Country</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Marzistar%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)">Marzistar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28The_Castle%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)">The Castle</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Gameplay_Trailer" title="Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer">Gameplay Trailer</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Songs:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Justice_Combo_Meal" title="Justice Combo Meal">Justice Combo Meal</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 3:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a></b></td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Walkthrough" title="Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Limozeen%27s_Hot_Babelien_Odyssey" title="Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey">Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Teen_Girl_Squad_Meets_Limozeen" title="Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen">Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Various:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Bands_in_Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Bands in Baddest of the Bands">Bands</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28House_of_Strong%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)">House of Strong</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28The_Field%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)">The Field</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28Marzipan%27s%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)">Marzipan's</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28Club_Technochocolate%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)">Club Technochocolate</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28The_Track%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Track)">The Track</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28Battle_of_the_Bands_stages%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)">Battle of the Bands stages</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Gameplay_Trailer" title="Baddest of the Bands Gameplay Trailer">Gameplay Trailer</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_2:_The_Heist" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist">Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Promo" title="Baddest of the Bands Promo">Promo</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddestofthebands.com" title="Baddestofthebands.com">baddestofthebands.com</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Songs:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Food-Related_Love" title="Food-Related Love">Food-Related Love</a>, <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Cool_Tapes_songs" title="Cool Tapes songs">Cool Tapes songs</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Songs_from_Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Songs from Baddest of the Bands">Other songs</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 4:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective">Dangeresque 3:<br/>The Criminal Projective</a></b></td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Walkthrough" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Space_Circus_Catastrophe" title="Space Circus Catastrophe">Space Circus Catastrophe</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Smoky_Office%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)">Smoky Office</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Brainblow_City%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)">Brainblow City</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Strongborneo%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)">Strongborneo</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Secret_Lab%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)">Secret Lab</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Catacombs%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)">Catacombs</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Old_Club%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)">Old Club</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Cutesy%27s_House%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)">Cutesy's House</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28World_Locations%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)">World Locations</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28The_Sun%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)">The Sun</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque:_Puppet_Squad" title="Dangeresque: Puppet Squad">Dangeresque: Puppet Squad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3_Gameplay_Clips" title="Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips">Gameplay Clips</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3_Mini-Site" title="Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site">Mini-Site</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Songs:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Today_is_Alright_4_2Nite" title="Today is Alright 4 2Nite">Today is Alright 4 2Nite</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 5:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough" title="8-Bit is Enough">8-Bit is Enough</a></b></td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Walkthrough" title="8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gel-Arshie%27s_Pro_Fruitboarder" title="Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder">Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Redcoat_Ghost_Patrol" title="Redcoat Ghost Patrol">Redcoat Ghost Patrol</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor%27s_3D-Ungeon" title="Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon">Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Various:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Character_Variations" title="8-Bit is Enough Character Variations">Character Variations</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Spirits_of_%2776" title="Spirits of '76">Spirits of '76</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halfathlon" title="Halfathlon">Halfathlon</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28House_of_Strong%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)">House of Strong</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28The_Field%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)">The Field</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Crates%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)">Crates</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Videlectrix_Mainframe%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)">Videlectrix Mainframe</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Halfathlon%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)">Halfathlon</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Gel-Arshie%27s_Backstage%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)">Gel-Arshie's Backstage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Stinkoman_20X6%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)">Stinkoman 20X6</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Peasantry%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)">Peasantry</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_3:_The_Last_Straw" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw">Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw</a> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from K.O.T. Castle in Homestar Ruiner.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
Outside
Upon entry
- First time only
- STRONG BAD: There it is, the King of Town's fairly penetrable castle fortress. Somewhere deep inside its stinking, obstructed bowels, is the criminal record that's keeping Homestar's whiny, whitey butt glued to my couch!
Castle
- STRONG BAD: The King of Town's castle is a monument to food... kinda like the King of Town himself.
Dirt Pile
- STRONG BAD: Someone should replace that divot...someone other than me.
Hedge
Hedge
- Before Trimming
- STRONG BAD: I would've thought the King would trim these hedges himself when he's in one of his grazing phases.
- After Trimming
- STRONG BAD: That looks really good... a big ol' leafy arm... coming out of the back of his neck there.
- STRONG BAD: {singing} And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIII— {hacking coughs} ...Ugh, I gotta take better care of my pipes.
- STRONG BAD: {singing} Sweet!
- STRONG BAD: Niiice...
Hedge Shears → Hedge
- STRONG BAD: Take that you bush-league hedge! ...err, hedge-league bush... {trims the hedge into the shape of Trogdor} Oh yeah, that's much better. And check it out, free hedge trimmings!
King of Town
- Only appears in Extended Play
- STRONG BAD: Hey—
- KING OF TOWN: {Angrily} Don't talk to me, Strong Bad! Thanks to you, I'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a mole queen, my head is throbbing, and worst of all, I've been lured away from a cart full of cold cuts and mini-breads! So unless you want me to start slapping unnecessary taxes and tariffs on you, you'll leave me alone!
- STRONG BAD: Taxes? That sounds... ominous.
- STRONG BAD: Um...
- KING OF TOWN: {Furiously} Silence!
Treasure Marker
Treasure Marker
- STRONG BAD: It's a good thing the Taranchula Black Metal Detector comes with these ball markers, or I might lose track of my cool finds! Thanks, Taranchula Black Metal Detector!
Shovel → Treasure Marker
- STRONG BAD: Now we'll find out what kinda phat loot the King of Town keeps buried just to the left of his castle! {digs} Whoa! {uncovers the next Snake Boxer V manual page}
Inside
Upon entry
- First time only
- STRONG BAD: {interior hallway of the castle, Strong Bad is not seen on screen} Let's see now... Hall of Cheese Rinds... Sausage Casings Room... Grand Chamber of Milk Sauce? Ah, here it is, the Hall of Records! {enters the chamber} Aw, crap, it's the King of Town's personal bodyguard-slash-mime-slash-poosmith, the Poopsmith! I'll have to be even sneakier than usual if I want to get past him. Lucky for me, the Poopsmith never seems to notice anything while he's in the midst of a good ol' fashioned poop shoveling.
Bonsai
- STRONG BAD: It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown!
Criminal Record
- Entering through the door
- STRONG BAD: Hey, it's Homestar's criminal record! I'll just scoop it up and—
- STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT!
- STRONG BAD: This is gonna hurt.
- STRONG MAD: ARRR!
- STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Ow! It looks like once again, I'll have to use my mighty Strong Bad brain. I should probably just start doin' that in the first place from now on.
- Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is there
- STRONG BAD: Judging from this melodramatic close-up, I'd wager that that's Homestar Runner's criminal record! I'll just drop down and get it!
- STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT!
- STRONG BAD: Here comes the suck.
- STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I think I've learned an important lesson here.
- STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see if it'll work this time.
- STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT!
- STRONG BAD: Guess not.
- STRONG BAD: {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I'll never get that record while Strong Mad's guarding it!
- Entering through the ceiling, when Strong Mad is gone
- STRONG BAD: Aha! Now for some for-real uninterrupted cat-burglar action! {jumps down} {talking to his hands} I swear gloves, this is the last time you'll have to touch evidence of nekkid Homestar. {Strong Mad comes running} Hi there, sailor. {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Geronimoooo! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Ta-daaa! Well I didn't end up with the bags of cash, or the bags of cash shaped diamonds that I usually score when I cat-burgle, but at least I finally got my gloves on Homestar's stupid criminal record! Now maybe I can get him off my couch and away from my television!
Drain
- STRONG BAD: It's one of the slimy, oozing, clogged up drain pipes that snake nastily through the castle. Kinda like the King's intestines.
- STRONG BAD: I don't even what to think about what kind of stuff is clogging up that drain pipe.
King of Town
- Heard through the vent
- THE KING OF TOWN: Fetch me my royal balogna!
- THE KING OF TOWN: I think I'm going to start calling Thursday Nougatday, which will be filled with rich creamy nougat...
- THE KING OF TOWN: Where's my royal custard? I can't take my bath without my royal custard!
- THE KING OF TOWN: Why should I let them eat cake? It's my cake!
- THE KING OF TOWN: Nom-nom-no—Ow! I'b bit by tongue! Mmm, takes pretty good!
- THE KING OF TOWN: {eating noises} {belch} Oh dear, I've eaten my foot. Again.
- THE KING OF TOWN: Someone get me a bowl of grub! And a bowl of grubs for my new bride!
- MOLE QUEEN: Lo-fat dressing on the side, please!
Plunger
- Picking it up
- STRONG BAD: By the power of — er— Brownskull! {takes plunger}
- When in drain
- STRONG BAD: Allez oop! Whoa, powerful suction action!
- STRONG BAD: Boing!
Plunger → Drain
- STRONG BAD: Eat plunger, drainy!
- {He throws the plunger javelin-style at the drain. It sticks.}
Poopsmith
- STRONG BAD: The Poopsmith creeps me out, man.
- STRONG BAD: Why won't he SAY anything?
Privacy Screen
- STRONG BAD: Thank goodness for this conveniently-placed privacy screen!
Shovel
- STRONG BAD: One of the Poopsmith's shovels, score! {takes it}
Statue
- First time only
- STRONG BAD: Stealth Strong Bad comes with everything you see here! Now you see him, now you don't! Only from Cheap as Free Toys! {a cartoon bubble with the words Cheap as Free appears briefly on the screen}
- STRONG BAD: Activate cloaking shield! Whawhawhawha.
Vent
- From ground
- STRONG BAD: That vent undoubtedly leads to all sorts of hidden Strong Bad sized crawlspaces... too bad I can't reach it.
- STRONG BAD: {stretches and grunts} Nope. Still can't reach it.
- From on plunger
- STRONG BAD: Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
- If Strong Bad had been spotted beforehand
- STRONG MAD: {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT?
- THE POOPSMITH: {hold up a sign reading ?}
- STRONG MAD: INTRUDER ALERT?
- THE POOPSMITH: {hold up a sign reading ???}
- STRONG BAD: {from above} It's a good thing Strong Mad doesn't have a neck, or he might be able to look up.
- Jumping back down onto the plunger
- STRONG BAD: Ah, oof!
- If busted
- STRONG BAD: Aw, whatsit.
Whatsit
- STRONG BAD: {revolted shuddering noises}
- STRONG BAD: Gah! It's... still warm.
- STRONG BAD: This is some top shelf poop. I can see why the Poopsmith is so interested in it.
Shovel → Whatsit
- STRONG BAD: No way! I'm not the Poopsmith's unpaid summer intern... Strong Sad is.
When caught
- THE POOPSMITH: {holds up a sign reading !!}
- STRONG BAD: Oh crunch.
- STRONG MAD: GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! GUARD! {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT!
- STRONG BAD: Hey, brother Strong Mad! Are you here to help me steal Homestar's record? {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I'll take that as a no.
- THE POOPSMITH: {holds up a sign reading YOU AGAIN?}
- STRONG BAD: Oh crunchberries.
- STRONG MAD: FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! FOOTSTEP! {comes running} INTRUDER ALERT!
- STRONG BAD: Now, take it easy big fella! {cut to exterior, Strong Bad comes flying out the window} Ahhh! {Strong Bad falls off screen} Oof! I should probably quit doing that. What with the drain bamage and all.
- If Strong Bad was hiding when Strong Mad catches him
- STRONG BAD: Hmm... I guess I'll have to be more, um, stealthy.
- STRONG BAD: Hurm, I should really try to find someplace to hide when the Poopsmith stops, um, smithing poop.
- STRONG BAD: I don't think my incredible hiding powers will work on Strong Mad.
- STRONG BAD: I may have to find some sort of alternate route to the record room.
When the Poopsmith stops shoveling
- STRONG BAD: What happened to the poop sounds?
- STRONG BAD: Poopy's on the move!
- STRONG BAD: What's that?!
