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<p>The <b>Cheat Commandos Theme Song</b> is the theme song of the <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a> cartoon show.  It is reminiscent of the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=G.I._Joe" title="wikipedia:G.I. Joe">G.I. Joe</a> theme song.  As part of a <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=toyetic" title="wikipedia:toyetic">toyetic</a> franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot.  The Commandos' battle against <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">Blue Laser</a> is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "<a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Buy_all_our_playsets_and_toys%21" title="Buy all our playsets and toys!">Buy all our playsets and toys!</a>". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.
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''Sheet music''
<a id="Lyrics" name="Lyrics"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Lyrics</span></h2>
 
<p>Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom<br/>
The '''Cheat Commandos Theme Song''' is the theme song of the [[Cheat Commandos]] cartoon show.  It is reminiscent of the [[G.I. Joe]] theme song.  As part of a [[toyetic]] franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot.  The Commandos' battle against [[Blue Laser]] is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "[[Buy all our playsets and toys!]]". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.
And each is sold separately<br/>
 
Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil<br/>
== Lyrics ==
 
Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom<br />
And each is sold separately<br />
Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil<br />
Buy all our playsets and toys!
Buy all our playsets and toys!
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<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos (toon)</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos...O%27s" title="Cheat Commandos...O's">Cheat Commandos...O's</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Shopping_For_Danger" title="Shopping For Danger">Shopping for Danger</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_7" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 7">Teen Girl Squad Issue 7</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Playsets" title="Cheat Commandos Playsets">Cheat Commandos Playsets</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laserdisc_Challenge" title="Blue Laserdisc Challenge">Blue Laserdisc Challenge</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=An_Important_Rap_Song" title="An Important Rap Song">An Important Rap Song</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_1" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1">Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_2" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2">Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_Original_Soundtrack_Volume_1" title="Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1">Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=%40StrongBadActual_Tweets_2022" title="@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022">@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar">Decemberweenvent Calendar</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar">Day 12</a>)
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<a id="Quotes_of_the_Week" name="Quotes_of_the_Week"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Quotes of the Week</span></h2>
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<ul><li>"Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" (<a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos</a>, <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/cc_theme.zip" title="mirror:cc theme.zip">PC</a> <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/cc_theme.sit" title="mirror:cc theme.sit">Mac</a>)
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<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/cheat-commandos-theme" title="songwhip:strong-bad/cheat-commandos-theme">"Cheat Commandos Theme" on Songwhip</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/buy-all-our-playsets-and-toys-reprise" title="songwhip:strong-bad/buy-all-our-playsets-and-toys-reprise">"Buy All Our Playsets and Toys (Reprise)" on Songwhip</a>
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<th style="text-align:center;background-color:#A9F25E;"> <a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar">Decemberweenvent Calendar</a>
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<p>Day 1 – <a href="/index.php?title=Everybody_Everybody" title="Everybody Everybody">Everybody Everybody</a><br/>
Day 2 – <a href="/index.php?title=Stave_It_Off" title="Stave It Off">Stave It Off</a><br/>
Day 3 – <a href="/index.php?title=Skills_of_an_Artist" title="Skills of an Artist">Skills of an Artist</a><br/>
Day 4 – <a href="/index.php?title=Caleb_Rentpayer" title="Caleb Rentpayer">Caleb Rentpayer Love Theme</a> / <a href="/index.php?title=Caleb_Rentpayer" title="Caleb Rentpayer">Funeral Dirge</a><br/>
Day 5 – <a href="/index.php?title=Now_I%27ll_Do_A_Dance" title="Now I'll Do A Dance">Now I'll Do A Dance</a><br/>
Day 6 – <a href="/index.php?title=CGNU_Fight_Song" title="CGNU Fight Song">CGNU Fight Song</a><br/>
Day 7 – <a href="/index.php?title=Videlectrix" title="Videlectrix">Videlectrix Chime</a> / <a href="/index.php?title=StrongBadZone" title="StrongBadZone">StrongBadZone</a><br/>
Day 8 – <a href="/index.php?title=Smells_Like_Peanut_Action" title="Smells Like Peanut Action">Smells Like Peanut Action</a><br/>
Day 9 – <a href="/index.php?title=Meet_Marshie" title="Meet Marshie">Meet Marshie</a><br/>
Day 10 – <a href="/index.php?title=No_Probalo" title="No Probalo">No Probalo</a><br/>
Day 11 – <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob_%28song%29" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)">3 Times Halloween Funjob</a><br/>
Day 12 – <strong class="selflink">Cheat Commandos Theme Song</strong><br/>
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<p>Day 13 – <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_%28theme_song%29" title="Teen Girl Squad (theme song)">Teen Girl Squad</a> / <a href="/index.php?title=4_Gregs" title="4 Gregs">4 Gregs</a><br/>
Day 14 – <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_a_Bad_Guy" title="Strong Bad is a Bad Guy">Strong Bad is a Bad Guy</a><br/>
Day 15 – <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_National_Anthem" title="Strong Badia National Anthem">Strong Badia National Anthem</a><br/>
Day 16 – <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_Presents:_Presents" title="Homestar Runner Presents: Presents">Homestar Runner Presents: Presents</a><br/>
Day 17 – <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat_Is_Not_Dead" title="The Cheat Is Not Dead">The Cheat Is Not Dead</a><br/>
Day 18 – <a href="/index.php?title=Because%2C_It%27s_Midnite" title="Because, It's Midnite">Because, It's Midnite</a><br/>
Day 19 – <a href="/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest_Theme" title="Peasant's Quest Theme">Peasant's Quest Theme</a><br/>
Day 20 – <a href="/index.php?title=Santam%27n_Is_A_Blademan" title="Santam'n Is A Blademan">Santam'n Is A Blademan</a><br/>
Day 21 – <a href="/index.php?title=Stinkoman_Level_1" title="Stinkoman Level 1">Stinkoman Level 1</a><br/>
Day 22 – <a href="/index.php?title=Dethemberween_Thnikkaman" title="Dethemberween Thnikkaman">Dethemberween Thnikkaman</a><br/>
Day 23 – <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor_%28song%29" title="Trogdor (song)">Trogdor</a><br/>
Day 24 – <a href="/index.php?title=Todaybor_Day_Is_Labor_Day" title="Todaybor Day Is Labor Day">Todaybor Day Is Labor Day</a> / <a href="/index.php?title=Anew_App_%28song%29" title="Anew App (song)">Anew App</a>
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<p style="margin-top: -0.5em; text-align: center;"><a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar_Character_Variations" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations">Character Variations</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar_%282022_Revisited%29" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)">2024 Revisit</a></p>
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<th colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#FF6;"> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>The Commandos</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage" title="Crackotage">Crackotage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fightgar" title="Fightgar">Fightgar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Firebert" title="Firebert">Firebert</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Flashfight" title="Flashfight">Flashfight</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reinforcements" title="Reinforcements">Reinforcements</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold" title="Reynold">Reynold</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ripberger" title="Ripberger">Ripberger</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Silent_Rip" title="Silent Rip">Silent Rip</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=Agent_Chimendez" title="Agent Chimendez">Agent Chimendez</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Foxface" title="Foxface">Foxface</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Green_Helmets" title="Green Helmets">Green Helmets</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ser-g-geant_Marshie" title="Ser-g-geant Marshie">Ser-g-geant Marshie</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">Blue Laser</a></b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Commander" title="Blue Laser Commander">Blue Laser Commander</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Babies" title="Blue Laser Babies">Blue Laser Babies</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Minion" title="Blue Laser Minion">Blue Laser Minion</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=New_Bad_Guy_Girl_Character" title="New Bad Guy Girl Character">New Bad Guy Girl Character</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Other Characters</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhavette" title="Gunhavette">Gunhavette</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gunk_Iller" title="Gunk Iller">Gunk Iller</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mrs._Commanderson" title="Mrs. Commanderson">Mrs. Commanderson</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Oliver_Smidgen" title="Oliver Smidgen">Oliver Smidgen</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Brother" title="Reynold's Brother">Reynold's Brother</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Topplegangers" title="The Topplegangers">The Topplegangers</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Places</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_HQ" title="Cheat Commandos HQ">Cheat Commandos HQ</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=The_Screen" title="The Screen">The Screen</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Arctic_Playset" title="Arctic Playset">Arctic Playset</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Kitchen_Commandos" title="Kitchen Commandos">Kitchen Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Office" title="Reynold's Office">Reynold's Office</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_HQ" title="Blue Laser HQ">Blue Laser HQ</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Commander%27s_Nana%27s_Backyard" title="Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard">Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Cottage" title="Blue Laser Cottage">Blue Laser Cottage</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=The_Desert" title="The Desert">The Desert</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Jaded_Teen_Pizza" title="Jaded Teen Pizza">Jaded Teen Pizza</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Price_Style" title="Price Style">Price Style</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Parents%27_House" title="Reynold's Parents' House">Reynold's Parents' House</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Topplegangers%27_Hideout" title="Topplegangers' Hideout">Topplegangers' Hideout</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Combat Accessories</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Vehicles" title="Cheat Commandos Vehicles">Cheat Commandos Vehicles</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage%27s_Plane" title="Crackotage's Plane">Crackotage's Plane</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver%27s_Gun" title="Gunhaver's Gun">Gunhaver's Gun</a>,  <a href="/index.php?title=Justice_Rocket_Backpack_Rocket_Rocket" title="Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket">Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Spy_Camera" title="Spy Camera">Spy Camera</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Episodes</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos...O%27s" title="Cheat Commandos...O's">Cheat Commandos...O's</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Shopping_For_Danger" title="Shopping For Danger">Shopping For Danger</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laserdisc_Challenge" title="Blue Laserdisc Challenge">Blue Laserdisc Challenge</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=An_Important_Rap_Song" title="An Important Rap Song">An Important Rap Song</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed" title="The Next Epi-Snowed">The Next Epi-Snowed</a>, Two Part Episode (<a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_1" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1">Part 1</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_2" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2">Part 2</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Show Elements</b> </td><td><strong class="selflink">Theme Song</strong>, <a href="/index.php?title=Buy_all_our_playsets_and_toys%21%21" title="Buy all our playsets and toys!!">Buy all our playsets and toys!!</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Cast and Crew</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=A._Chimendez" title="A. Chimendez">A. Chimendez</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman" title="Crack Stuntman">Crack Stuntman</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman%27s_Girlfriend" title="Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend">Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Guy_Who_Does_The_Bad_Guy%27s_Voice" title="Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice">Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Miscellaneous</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Playsets" title="Cheat Commandos Playsets">Playsets (for figurines)</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Rejected_Cheat_Commandos" title="Rejected Cheat Commandos">Rejected Cheat Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Other_Costumes" title="Cheat Commandos Other Costumes">Other Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Pony_Fights_2" title="Pony Fights 2">Pony Fights 2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Tactics" title="Cheat Commandos Tactics">Cheat Commandos Tactics</a>
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== Appearances ==
* '''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]]
* [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
* [[Shopping For Danger|Shopping for Danger]]
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
* [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]
* [[Let us give TANKS!]]
* [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
* [[An Important Rap Song]]
* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]]
* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]]
* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
* [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]
* [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022]]
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 12]])
== Quotes of the Week ==
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! style="background:#ccccff;text-align:center;" | Cheat Commandos Theme Song's [[Quote of the Week|Quotes of the Week]]
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== External Links ==
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/cheat-commandos-theme "Cheat Commandos Theme" on Songwhip]
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/buy-all-our-playsets-and-toys-reprise "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys (Reprise)" on Songwhip]
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! style="text-align:center;background-color:#A9F25E;" | [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]]
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[[Everybody Everybody]] · [[Stave It Off]] · [[Skills of an Artist]] · [[Caleb Rentpayer|Caleb Rentpayer Love Theme]] · [[Caleb Rentpayer|Funeral Dirge]] · [[Now I'll Do A Dance]] · [[CGNU Fight Song]] · [[Videlectrix|Videlectrix Chime]] · [[StrongBadZone]] · [[Smells Like Peanut Action]] · [[Meet Marshie]] · [[No Probalo]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|3 Times Halloween Funjob]] · [[Teen Girl Squad (theme song)|Teen Girl Squad]] · [[4 Gregs]] · [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] · [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] · [[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] · [[The Cheat Is Not Dead]] · [[Because, It's Midnite]] · [[Peasant's Quest Theme]] · [[Santam'n Is A Blademan]] · [[Stinkoman Level 1]] · [[Dethemberween Thnikkaman]] · [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] · [[Todaybor Day Is Labor Day]] · [[Anew App (song)|Anew App]]
[[Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations|Character Variations]] · [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)|2024 Revisit]]
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! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#FF6;" | [[Cheat Commandos]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''The Commandos'''
| [[Gunhaver]], [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Reynold]], [[Ripberger]], [[Silent Rip]]<br />[[Agent Chimendez]], [[Foxface]], [[Green Helmets]], [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''[[Blue Laser]]'''
| [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Other Characters'''
| [[Gunhavette]], [[Gunk Iller]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Oliver Smidgen]], [[Reynold's Brother]], [[The Topplegangers]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Places'''
| [[Cheat Commandos HQ]] ([[The Screen]]), [[Arctic Playset]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Reynold's Office]]<br />[[Blue Laser HQ]], [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]]<br />[[The Desert]], [[Jaded Teen Pizza]], [[Price Style]], [[Reynold's Parents' House]], [[Topplegangers' Hideout]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Combat Accessories'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Vehicles]], [[Crackotage's Plane]], [[Gunhaver's Gun]],  [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]], [[Spy Camera]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Episodes'''
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[Shopping For Danger]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Let us give TANKS!]]<br />[[An Important Rap Song]], [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Two Part Episode ([[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1|Part 1]], [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2|Part 2]]), [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Show Elements'''
| '''Theme Song''', [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Cast and Crew'''
| [[A. Chimendez]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]], [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]], [[The Cheat]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Playsets|Playsets (for figurines)]], [[Rejected Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos Other Costumes|Other Costumes]], [[Pony Fights 2]], [[Cheat Commandos Tactics]]
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The Cheat Commandos Theme Song is the theme song of the Cheat Commandos cartoon show. It is reminiscent of the G.I. Joe theme song. As part of a toyetic franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot. The Commandos' battle against Blue Laser is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "Buy all our playsets and toys!". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.

Lyrics

Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom
And each is sold separately
Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil
Buy all our playsets and toys!

Appearances

Quotes of the Week

Cheat Commandos Theme Song's Quotes of the Week
  • "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" (Cheat Commandos, PC Mac)

External Links

Decemberweenvent Calendar

Day 1 – Everybody Everybody
Day 2 – Stave It Off
Day 3 – Skills of an Artist
Day 4 – Caleb Rentpayer Love Theme / Funeral Dirge
Day 5 – Now I'll Do A Dance
Day 6 – CGNU Fight Song
Day 7 – Videlectrix Chime / StrongBadZone
Day 8 – Smells Like Peanut Action
Day 9 – Meet Marshie
Day 10 – No Probalo
Day 11 – 3 Times Halloween Funjob
Day 12 – Cheat Commandos Theme Song

Day 13 – Teen Girl Squad / 4 Gregs
Day 14 – Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
Day 15 – Strong Badia National Anthem
Day 16 – Homestar Runner Presents: Presents
Day 17 – The Cheat Is Not Dead
Day 18 – Because, It's Midnite
Day 19 – Peasant's Quest Theme
Day 20 – Santam'n Is A Blademan
Day 21 – Stinkoman Level 1
Day 22 – Dethemberween Thnikkaman
Day 23 – Trogdor
Day 24 – Todaybor Day Is Labor Day / Anew App

Character Variations | 2024 Revisit

Cheat Commandos
The Commandos Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip
Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office
Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage
The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!
An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics

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