Nicknames

"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"

Most characters in the Homestar Runner universe have been assigned a variety of nicknames by other characters, usually by Strong Bad. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to those who send him emails.

Main Characters

Homestar Runner

Big Toons

• Fox's father (himself, Date Nite)
• The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, Strongest Man in the World)
• My Dog (Bubs, A Folky Tale)
• McDorkle (Strong Bad, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Hamstray (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Hamster (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Stramstar (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Stairmaster (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Homegrown (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Ramrod (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Humphel (Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done)
• Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary)
• Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, The King of Town DVD)

Shorts

• Homedog (himself, Play Date)
• Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, Ever and More)
• Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, Ever and More)
• The Deckeman (himself, No Hands On Deck!)
• Desire Man (Strong Sad, Sbemail 150?!?)
• Dumbstar (Strong Bad, The Interview)
• No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, The Interview)
• Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar)
• Jackson (Puppet Marshie, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar)
• The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw)

Holiday Toons

• Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, A Decemberween Mackerel)
• Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, A Death Defying Decemberween)
• The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, Jibblies 2)
• Crum Bum (Coach Z, Decemberween Short Shorts)
• Shorty (Bubs, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• The old captain of the team (himself, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• A real state trooper (Homsar, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• Homestarchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• The Queen of England (Halloween Safety)

Puppet Stuff

• Homeslice (Puppet Jam)
• Whitey (Doreauxgard, lackey and Main Page 25)

Strong Bad Emails

• The One-Man Hubbub (himself and Alex Hirsch, parenting)
• Lump of Underbitten Cluelessness (Marzipan, parenting)
• Homejob (Strong Bad, email thunder)
• Mary Ann (Strong Bad, love poems)
• Chumpion (Strong Bad, underlings)
• Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, road trip)
• Homestar Bunmaker (himself, disconnected)
• Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, disconnected)
• Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, lady fan)
• Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, secret identity)
• Kevin (Announcer, geddup noise)
• Lou Dobbs (himself, geddup noise)
• Hal (Marzipan, time capsule DVD commentary)
• Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, dangeresque 3)
• Baldy (Strong Bad, haircut)
• Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, flashback)
• Duckshirt (Strong Bad, flashback)
• Prancibald (Strong Bad, flashback)
• Kevin DuBrow (himself, the bet)
• edgardo (Strong Bad, Strumstar Hammer Easter egg in kids' book)
• Dumpface (Strong Bad, island)
• Weird-On (Strong Bad, Real Live Emails)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Goatface Killa (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2)
• Boyfriend Dan (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2)
• The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2)
• Sugar-face (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
• Strong Bad (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
• Batman (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
• Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0)

Other

• Pac-Man with an underbite sitting on top of some kind of lamp... or maybe, like, an... end table. (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser)
• Homestuck (Strong Bad, W00tstock 5.0)
• Paper Crumple Man (himself voicing "Paper Crumple Man", Pumpkin Stencils)
• The breakout album of the year (himself, Hremail 2000)
• Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, Hremail 62)
• Homewad (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• Homestank (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• Dumpwad (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, SBCG4AP Dev Blog)
• Lionel Richie (Strong Bad, Homestar Runner's Character Video)
• Uncle Homestar (Rafferty and Preshy, Why Come Only One Girl?)

Strong Bad

Big Toons

• Strong Strong (Homestar, Date Nite)
• Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tuxworth, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Grandma (himself, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)
• Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)

Shorts

• Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, Ever and More)
• Salaried employee (Coach Z, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene)
• Strongy-bong (That Little Chef Guy, The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show (commentary))
• Cool Guy (Homestar, Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)
• Stong Bah (Homestar, Arcade Game)
• The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, 79 Seconds Left)
• Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar)
• Mrs. Strong Fast (Strong Sad, Strong Bad Classics!)

Powered By The Cheat

• Beehan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, mile)

Holiday Toons

• Simone (Homestar, April Fools' 2014)
• Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, A Decemberween Mackerel)
• Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• Miss America (Senor Cardgage, Senorial Day)
• Strong Badchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, Costume Commercial)
• Unckie Strong Bad (Himself and Homestar, I Killed Pom Pom)

Puppet Stuff

• My Homie (Puppet Homestar, Biz Cas Fri 3)
• Rondo (Puppet Homestar, Biz Cas Fri 2)
• Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, Biz Cas Fri 1)
• My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, Biz Cas Fri 1)

Strong Bad Emails

• AKA (pronounced A-Kah) Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, videography)
• Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, hremail 3184)
• Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, love poems)
• Junior (Senor Cardgage, rated)
• Bridget (Senor Cardgage, rated)
• e.email cummings (himself, rated)
• Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, nightlife)
• Sam (Homestar, business trip)
• Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, slumber party)
• B (Coach Z, hygiene)
• Monster May-an (Homsar, mini-golf)
• Strong Bo (Coach Z, Accent)
• Spring Board (Coach Z, Accent)
• Grillmasta (Homestar, underlings)
• Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, rough copy)
• Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, the movies)
• Strong Bro (Homestar, 4 branches)
• Stro Bro (Homestar, 4 branches, and Strong Sad, fan club)
• S-bro (Homestar, 4 branches)
• awesome (emailer Ter, coloring)
• Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, retirement)
• Giantus (himself, retirement)
• The Fake Frenchman (himself, retirement)
• Light 'n Fluffy (himself, retirement)
• Heaven in Tights (himself, retirement)
• Good Fortunator (himself, retirement)
• Bicep Lad (himself, retirement)
• Lebner (himself, retirement)
• Mighty Legit (himself, retirement)
• Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, retirement)
• Wisewallace (himself, retirement)
• The Detroit Locksmith (himself, retirement)
• Prudeacre (himself, retirement)
• Backseat Bradley (Homestar, road trip)
• Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, road trip)
• Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, theme song)
• Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, alternate universe)
• Big Nose (Stinkoman, alternate universe)
• Eggman (Homestar, disconnected)
• Strong Body (Bubs, disconnected)
• Head Bad (Coach Z, disconnected)
• Senor Muybueno (himself, pop-up)
• Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, secret identity)
• Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, secret identity)
• Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, secret identity)
• Strongio da Baddio (himself, portrait)
• Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, lady...ing)
• Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, bottom 10)
• Weak Bad (the sender of the email in bottom 10)
• Sed Bed (himself, do over)
• Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, rampage)
• Chester Elegante (himself, dreamail)
• Senator (Strong Sad, radio)
• S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, extra plug)
• Silne Zle (himself, other days)
• Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison, for kids)
• Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, flashback)
• No-shirt (himself, flashback)
• Weirdo (Strong Sad, different town)
• Stupid (Homestar, army)
• Two bit wrestleman (Homestar, army)
• Ethel (Senor Cardgage, kind of cool)
• Mr. Supreme (himself, Strumstar Hammer Easter egg in kids' book)
• Double A, All Abs (himself, suntan)
• Strong Sad (Homestar, caper)
• Reggie (Homsar, interview)
• Stinkoman (Homestar, island)
• Stong Bad (Emailer matt, 50 emails)
• Buckethand (Homestar, new hands)
• Stark Dålig (himself, little questions)
• Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, vacation)
• Strong Badman (himself, superhero name)
• Mr SuTo (himself, i rule (commentary))

Teen Girl Squad

• Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, Teen Girl Squad Issue 10)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Rongardo Shavemybody (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Sharpdene (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Grody Lab Result (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Vince Napmaker (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Joanie Allthetime (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Lorenz Magazine Man (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2)
• Goatface (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2)
• Senator Bobblehead (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
• Senator Statesbob (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
• Bob Statesman (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
• Cableman Jorge (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2)
• Sweepstakes Ron (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0)
• Safety Dan (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0)
• Dr. Professional (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0)
• Constable Anybody (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0)
• Detective Everybody (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0)
• Mr. Nobody (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0)

Other

• Lord Barglebroth (himself, Homestar Ruiner)
• Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, Homestar Ruiner)
• General William Flexmypecs (himself, Homestar Ruiner)
• Mr. Strang L. Bod (Total Load, Homestar Ruiner)
• Nougat Man (Homestar, Strong Badia the Free)
• Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, Strong Badia the Free)
• The Bee (himself, Sensitive To Bees)
• No-brow (Strong Sad, Strong Sad's Lament)
• Strong Band (Bubs, Baddest of the Bands)
• Brethany (Senor Cardgage, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective)
• Tiny Heavy (The Heavy, Poker Night at the Inventory)
• Strong and Bad (The Heavy, Poker Night at the Inventory)
• Boxing Glove Guy (Max, Poker Night at the Inventory)
• Got-the-best-cards-man (himself, Poker Night at the Inventory)

The Cheat

General

• The Chort (Coach Z, Where's The Cheat?, rampage, impression, mascot, crazy cartoon, mile (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), Homestar Ruiner, Baddest of the Bands, Rap Song)
• DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in geddup noise, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 and Strong Badia the Free)

Big Toons

• Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, Date Nite)
• T.C. (Marzipan, Date Nite)

Shorts

• Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, Summer Short Shorts)

Puppet Stuff

• Yellow Man (Homestar, Labor Dabor and Some Puppet Stuff)

Holiday Toons

• Monchicheat (Strong Bad, Happy Hallow-day)
• Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, Halloween Fairstival)
• Cheatachu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• Lucy (Strong Bad, your edge)
• The Squeak (Homestar, hiding)
• Chocolate cake (Homsar, strong badathlon)
• The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", theme song)
• The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, secret recipes)
• The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, pop-up)
• Squeak (Strong Bad, narrator)
• The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, technology)
• Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, secret identity)
• Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, animal)
• the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, other days)
• The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, crying)
• Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, cheatday)
• Teh C. (himself, cheatday)
• Cheet (Strong Mad, lunch special)
• little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, lackey)
• Firebert (himself, army)
• That one little guy (Strong Bad, army)
• yellow dog (Homestar, army)
• The Friggin' Cheat (himself, local news)
• Squeaky (Motivational poster, no loafing)
• Slowbie (Strong Bad, 2 years)
• Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, impression)
• Clever Dan (Strong Bad, sibbie)
• dacheese (Strong Bad, big white face)
• Batman (Homestar, caper)
• Holy-Crap Adorable pet (Strong Bad, lady...ing)

Other

• Le Squeak (Videlectrix, SBCG4AP Dev Blog)
• Mr. Cheaterson (Strong Bad, Strong Badia National Anthem on Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits)
• That yellow brick (Strong Bad, 3D Menu Screen Tests)

Strong Mad

General

• Big Guy (Where's The Cheat?, A Decemberween Pageant, army)
• Graw Mad (Strong Bad, the facts, garage sale, keep cool, Kick-A-Ball; Little Girl, commentary for car)

Big Toons

• Our Bass Player (Marzipan, Weclome Back)

Holiday Toons

• Grunt Mad (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods)
• Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, Most in the Graveyard)
• Tough Skins (Strong Bad, Superbowl Dealie)
• Strong Madchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Strong Madden (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• House Mouth (Strong Bad, retirement)
• Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, looking old)
• Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, portrait)
• Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, the facts)
• Killingyouguy (The King of Town, dangeresque 3)
• Stlong Mad (himself, lunch special)
• No-neck (Strong Bad, big white face)
• Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, invisibility)

Other

• Putchnya Shotski (himself, 8-Bit Is Enough)
• Tiny (Strong Bad, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective)
• Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Fleshwall Jackson (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Little Man (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Low-brow (Strong Sad, Strong Sad's Lament)
• Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
• Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

Strong Sad

Big Toons

• Wiener (Strong Bad, Where's The Cheat?)
• Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Dripping Yellow Madness (Homestar Runner, Cool Things)
• The Elephant Man (Coach Z, A Folky Tale)
• Sad Sachary Taylor (Strong Bad, Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold)

Shorts

• Miss July (Strong Bad, Somber Vacation)
• Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw)
• The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw)
• Rondell (himself, Experimental Film)

Holiday Toons

• Lord High Plotlayer (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods)
• A pallid bust of Pallas (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods)
• Stankle (Strong Bad, Record Store Day)
• Disappointo (himself and Strong Bad, Decemberweenvent Calendar (Day 14))
• Half Man (Homestar Runner, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Strong Sadchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, buried)
• Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, winter pool)
• Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, pizza joint)
• Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, the paper)
• Stupid (Strong Bad, depressio, retirement)
• Prancibald (trading card, trading cards)
• Trundle bed (Strong Bad, keep cool)
• The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, myths & legends)
• Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, record book)
• Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, record book)
• S² (Niels Bohr, boring (really))
• Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, garage sale)
• The Lurker (Strong Bad, garage sale)
• DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, rampage)
• M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, rampage)
• My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, best thing)
• Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, origins)
• The Deathly Pallor (himself, radio, Coach Z, impression)
• Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, radio)
• El Dumpo (Strong Bad, dangeresque 3)
• Doughboy (Homestar, dangeresque 3)
• Hot Tub (Homestar, dangeresque 3)
• Tendafoot (Strong Bad, crying)
• Gron Sad (Strong Bad, car; Little Girl, commentary for car)
• Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, big white face)
• Dumpus (Strong Bad, autobiography)
• That rhinoceros (Homsar, interview)
• Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, morning routine)
• S.S. (Coach Z, rampage)
• My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, different town)
• Your cute baby brother (Strong Bad, lady...ing)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Ella Phantzgerald (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)
• Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
• S. Sad (The King of Town, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)

Video Stuff

• Cobalt Chloride (Strong Bad, Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum)
• Cardamom Pod (Strong Bad, Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum)

Other

• Czar of the Thermostat (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Dumpy Kong Junior (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough)
• Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough)
• El Dumpo the Wide (Strong Bad, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective)
• Useless (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Security Guy (Bubs, Baddest of the Bands)
• Brother Sad (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Mister Snooty Rock Journalist (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Count Suckula (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Sister Christian (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Dumplo (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, 3D Menu Screen Tests)
• The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, Main Page 23)
• The Thick White Dump (Strong Bad, @StrongBadActual)
• Dumptake (Strong Bad, @StrongBadActual)
• Some Eldritch horror (Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser)

Pom Pom

Big Toons

• Roundy Man (Homestar, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)

Shorts

• Pom Dog (Homestar, Play Date)
• P² (P-squared) (Homestar, On Break)

Holiday Toons

• My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, Pumpkin Carve-nival)
• Pom Pomchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Email

• J. William Pom Thomas C. Pom (himself, independent)
• The Big Cheese (Homestar, from work)
• My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, myths & legends)
• Hindenburg (Strong Bad, pom pom)
• Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, pom pom)

Other

• Ronnie (Strong Bad, Strumstar Hammer)
• Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)

Marzipan

General

• Marzy (Coach Z, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0; Strong Bad, Halloween Fairstival; Strong Sad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)

Big Toons

• Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, DNA Evidence)
• Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, Date Nite)
• Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, Date Nite)
• The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, Date Nite)
• Marzi-person (Bubs, Weclome Back)
• Stupid (Homestar Runner, Where's the Cheat, Those Darn Cousins)

Holiday Toons

• Bellsman (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)
• The former girlfriend known as Marzipan (herself, Jibblies 2)
• The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, Jibblies 2)
• Mom-zipan (Homestar, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Marzi-man (Homestar, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• Marzychu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• A Laugh Riot Grrl (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, Doomy Tales of the Macabre)

Strong Bad Email

• Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, environment)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Sweetie (The King of Town, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Marzi-thang (The King of Town, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2)
• Brown (The Homestar Runner, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2)
• Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0)
• Marzipanio (herself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0)
• Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0)
• Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0)
• Agent Panzimar (The King of Town, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)

Other

• Marzikong (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough)
• Matzah Ball (herself, Baddest of the Bands)
• Baseball Bat (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, Homestar Ruiner)
• Homestar's Girlfriend (Yearbook Character Page)
• A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, Yearbook Character Page)

Coach Z

Shorts

• Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene)

Strong Bad Emails

• The Big Z (himself, diorama)
• Ebert (Strong Bad, the movies)
• Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, trading cards)
• Green Bubs (Strong Bad, road trip)
• Debra (Homestar Runner, senior prom)
• Cadet Z (Space Captainface, space program)
• Coach Zed (Strong Bad, do over)
• The Coach Z (Strong Bad, flashback)
• Zubs or Coach B (Strong Bad, current status)
• Couch Z (Senor Cardgage, too cool)

Holiday Toons

• Mrs. Grey (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)
• Coach Zchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2)

Powered by The Cheat

• You biscuithead (Peacey P, Rap Song)
• Fool (Peacey P, Rap Song)
• The Lyricbolical Coach Z (himself, Rap Song)

Other

• Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, Where My Hat Is At?)

Bubs

Big Toons

• Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, DNA Evidence)
• Stranger (Marzipan, Weclome Back)
• Tubbs (Homsar, Where's The Cheat?)

Shorts

• Bubsy (Homestar, Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)

Holiday Toons

• Bow-legged man (Marshie, Later That Night...)
• Chauncey (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)
• Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, Fall Float Parade)
• Blue face man (Homestar, Fall Float Parade)
• Great American Bubs (Homestar, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, Senorial Day)
• Bubsy (Coach Z, 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Cornbread (himself as Dr. Christmas, A Decemberween Pageant)
• Bubsachu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, road trip)
• Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, isp)
• Bubs-O (Coach Z, geddup noise)
• The Haggler (Strong Bad, garage sale)
• Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, part-time job)
• Bubsy (Strong Bad, lunch special)
• Sbu (Strong Bad, lunch special)
• Zubs or Coach B (Strong Bad, current status)

Other

• Bubsy (Homestar, Broken Compy Menu)

The King of Town

Big Toons

• Santa (Homestar Runner, Bug In Mouth Disease)
• Kingy (Coach Z, Where's The Cheat?)

Shorts

• Brother of Town (Homestar, Ever and More)
• Kingy-ding (That Little Chef Guy, KOT's VOQPCS!)

Holiday Toons

• Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Oldie (Strong Bad, Halloween Fairstival)
• "Your Highness" (Strong Bad, 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Kingy (Coach Z, A Decemberween Pageant)
• Mr. Of Town (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, Pumpkin Carve-nival)
• Kingachu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Can of Town (I Killed Pom Pom)

Strong Bad Emails

• Clogdor (Strong Bad, retirement)
• Old Bag (Strong Bad, boring (really))
• Old King Droll (Strong Bad, secret recipes)
• Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, the bet)

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Stankwad (Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2)
• Wad in the grass (Bubs, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2)
• Wad (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2)
• Ting of Kown (himself, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2)

Other

• The Munchox (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough)
• The Of Town (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Furious Fingers (himself, Lappynapped!)
• Kingio (Super Kingio Brothers)
• The KoT (King of Town Main Page)

The Poopsmith

Big Toons

• Doodieman (Strong Bad, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)

Shorts

• Crapsmith (The King of Town, The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!)
• Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!)

Holiday Toons

• Poop-Stick (Homestar, 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Teddy Poopspin (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Poopachu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Tootsmith (Homestar, I Killed Pom Pom)

Strong Bad Emails

• The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, high school)
• Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, big white face)
• Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, big white face)
• The Poopdigger (Homestar Runner, secret identity DVD commentary)

Other

• Mista Fixit (Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, 8-Bit is Enough)

Homsar

General

• This little weirdo (Strong Bad, different town; Strong Sad, Doomy Tales of the Macabre)

Shorts

• Third world countries (Bubs, Ever and More)

Holiday Toons

• The Secret Guy (Homestar, Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Shortstop (Homestar, Homestar Presents: Presents)
• The ghost of Christmas past (himself, Pumpkin Carve-nival)
• Little man (Homestar, Pumpkin Carve-nival)
• Homsar Salad Sandwich (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
• Homsarchu (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)

Strong Bad Emails

• Millions (himself, fan club)
• Homestar (Homestar, looking old)
• The Human Wedgie (himself, origins)
• Haddi-man (kids, for kids)
• Blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, for kids)

Other

• Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, Baddest of the Bands)
• A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, Strong Badia The Free)
• Filibuster (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Floatyman (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Floatentate (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• Homslice (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• A Flying Man (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)
• The local Leroy (himself, Strong Badia the Free)
• The Yogurt Patrol (himself, Strong Badia the Free)
• A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, Homestar Ruiner)
• Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, Homsar's Character Video)
• Parson Brown (himself, Strong Sad's Lament)

Minor Characters

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

Sherlock

• A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)
• A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, Punkin Stencils)

The Wheelchair

• That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!)

Eh! Steve!

• Steven (Cheerleader, HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!)
• Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email different town)
• Emperor Eh!-gustus Steve! (The Wheelchair, The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods)

Ready For Primetime

• Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email haircut)
• SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email haircut)

Old-Timey

Old-Timey Strong Bad

• Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, 50 emails)
• Uncle Strong Bad (himself, 2 emails)
• The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, Ballad of the Sneak)

Fat Dudley

• Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, That a Ghost)

The Sneak

• The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, Ballad of The Sneak)

Mr. Shmallow

• That monster (The Homestar Runner, Mr. Shmallow)

Sickly Sam

• Ol' Bone Legged (TV Time Toons Menu)
• The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
• Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
• Double S (The Homestar Runner, Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
• Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, Sickly Sam's Big Outing)

Cheat Commandos

Gunhaver

• The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, An Important Rap Song)
• Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2)
• Daddy Gunhavy (himself, Let us give TANKS!)
• Charles (Blue Laser Commander, Let us give TANKS!; Reynold's Brother, Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1)

Reynold

• Reynold-a (Fightgar, Shopping For Danger)
• Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, Commandos in the Classroom)

Ser-g-geant Marshie

• this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, Cheat Commandos...O's)

Teen Girl Squad

Teen Girl Squad

• my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, Teen Girl Squad Issue 14)
• fair maidens (D n' D Greg, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• gals (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 10)
• grlfrndz (The Ugly One, Teen Girl Squad Issue 10)
• my Spanish galleons (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
• my art galleries (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
• Worldwide Starlets (themselves, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• Smartly Pretty (So and So, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• Kissy Boots (themselves, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• my gallies (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 6)
• the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
• T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; TGS Menu)
• You Undapants (Tompkins, Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)

Cheerleader

• ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• fattycakes (Intro description, Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
• rich grrl (Her shirt, TGS Menu)
• hott type! (Her shirt, TGS Menu)

So and So

• Babysit (Tompkins, Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• The Over-Achiever Bandit (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
• Kristen (Cheerleader, comic and Teen Girl Squad Issue 1)
• Kristin-a (What's Her Face, comic and Teen Girl Squad Issue 1)

What's Her Face

• bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• W HERFACE (Mailbox, Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
• the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
• The new leader (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
• The follower (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)

The Ugly One

• The Queen of Pay-Per-View (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
• Uggs (Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11)
• The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, Sketchbook)
• The new leader (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
• The follower (herself, Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
• Young Man (Teacher; TGS Menu)

20X6

Stinkoman

• MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, alternate universe)
• Sign Up Today Man (HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!)
• a demon on wheels (himself, 3 Times Halloween Funjob)

Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies

(All of these are from the Stinkomanual.)

• Pooru-Pooru - punk cucumber
• Rose Blake - 'lectric burner
• Clowder - crotchety old cloud
• Astromund - astro style mund
• Piedmont - comedian
• Porchi - round-about
• Stafulter - flying plug-duck
• Postlethwaite - ol' P-thwaite
• Ditmars - NOT a tree and a blanket
• Ekersby - A jumble of good, good graphics
• Prudench - skrimps
• Dolmerlay - Dolmy
• Semulade - shark-ships
• Broodacre - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

1-Up

• talking-to-me extraordinaire (Stinkoman, Twenty THANXty Six)
• saying-words-guy (Stinkoman, Stinkoman 20X6 end cutscene)

Poker Night at the Inventory

This section concerns only the nicknames that Strong Bad uses.

Tycho

• Dork-take
• Nerd Rancher
• Tye-cho
• Web-Comic

Max

• Bunnym'n
• Stitch
• Ra-bit

Heavy

• Comrade Smart-insky...lov.
• Heavym'n
• Heafty Bag
• Ivan
• Too-much-information-man

The Player

• Talky McTalktake
• Ouch-man

Miscellaneous

Bad Graphics Ghost

• Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, strongbad email.exe Disc Two menu)

Marshie

• Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, Fan Costumes '06)
• that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006)
• Marshy (Dan Miller, TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004 track listing)
• that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email the show)
• that fweakin' robot (Homestar, Meet Marshie)
• that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, Meet Marshie)
• Creepazoid (Homestar, Main Page 25)
• That floating horror (Videlectrix One, Stack 'Em to the Heavens!)

They Might Be Giants

• the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, Experimental Film)
• The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, Experimental Film)
• Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, Experimental Film)

John Flansburgh (of TMBG )

• Flans (Puppet Jam)
• that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, Experimental Film)
• the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, Experimental Film: DVD version)

Carol

• Carl (The Cheat, Email marzipan, Seasonal Sweaters)

Señor

• Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, Strongest Man in the World)

Mr. Bland

• The prince of plain (The Announcer, Strongest Man in the World)
• The master of mundane (The Announcer, Strongest Man in the World)

The Robot

• The walking metal robot (The Announcer, Strongest Man in the World)

The Umpire

• Mr. Umpire (Homestar, Where My Hat Is At? (toon))

Senor Cardgage

• Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email original)
• T. Mendous Savings (himself, Senorial Day)
• old denominator (himself, Email kind of cool)
• old wintergreen (himself, Email kind of cool)
• old Soderbergh (himself, Email kind of cool)
• Reggie Toupee (himself, Email too cool)
• Seron Cardgage (himself, Email too cool)

Balding Man

• Husband of the Year (Narrator, Senorial Day)

Li'l Brudder

• The king of the dregs (Singers, The Li'l Brudder Show)

Visor Robot

• Valerie (Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage)

Saddy Dumpington

• Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, A Folky Tale)
• Weird Snake Joe (himself, A Folky Tale)

Atari Dragon

• freakin' duck (Strong Bad, Main Page 13, high school)

Trogdor

• Troggie (Strong Bad, Happy Trogday)

Rather Dashing

• Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer)

The Stick

• The Cheat (Homestar, Jibblies 2)

Schenkel McDoo

• Sven (unseen announcer, buried)

The Jolly Dumple

• Tongue-o Drippo, the square blind colonist man (Homestar, Pumpkin Stencils)

Tandy 400

• crappiest computer (Strong Bad, retirement)
• that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, pop-up)

Compy 386

• crappier computer (Strong Bad, retirement)
• three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, invisibility)

Lappy 486

• lappy-pie...poo (Strong Bad, retirement)
• little lady (Strong Bad, retirement)

The Announcer

• Announcer Man (Homestar Runner, yes, wrestling)
• Walter (The King of Town, Soap Box Doiby)