Beans

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While, to date, no character has been seen actually eating them, beans, especially the baked variety, have made numerous appearances.

Appearances

• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Boston Baked Beans are one of the options for what to give Coach Z.
• Email credit card — Strong Bad buys 200 bean burritos for $300.
• The Interview — One of the items on Homestar's "resumé"/grocery list is beans.
• Email helium — Homestar Runner tells Marzipan a story involving pork and beans.
• Email japanese cartoon — Strong Bad compares Stinkoman's head to "a little bean".
• Arcade Game (Easter egg) — Homestar has spent $150 in 2002 on Pork b/w Beans.
• Email big white face — Strong Bad gives the Poopsmith a cake decorated with beans.
• Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams — Homestar sings about tropical lima beans.
• Email the facts — Homestar's new catch phrase is "That's bupkis!". Bupkis is a Yiddish term for beans.
• Homestar Presents: Presents — Homsar's charity bucket reads "Baked Beans".
• Email rock opera — The word "beans" from big white face is repeated.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — "Jellybeans" is one of the things Homestar mutters during his Reagan impression.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 — Beans are one of the things the Chumbly Wumbly Bear did not sell.
• Strongest Man in the World — Beans float in the background as Señor is introduced.
• Email strong badathlon — "Green Beans" are one of the ingredients listed in Temporarios.
• Email business trip — Homestar helps close a deal with the King of Town by offering him two cans of pork b/w beans.
• Homestar Ruiner — Homestar's comic is titled "Run for Beans!", with a picture of Homestar and a pile of beans.
• Hremail 2000 — Homestar's mug says "I ♥ a Bean".
• Flash is Dead! — Homestar lists "beans b/w rice" as his "like" in his "dating profile". Also, Bubs mentions pork and beans.
• The House That Gave Sucky Tricks — Strong Bad introduces "Large Bean", a slender figure with a large bean for a head sitting on a torn red chair, to be "an entirely new horror icon" and "the new face of terror".
• Large Bean — The horror icon returns in this Skills of an Artist feature.
• Draccus — Strong Bad uses a technique he calls the "Four-Bean Salad" for the facial features of his Draccus drawing.
• Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack — Dangeresque insists that Hot Jones is usually found between the paper towels and the black beans.
• Trogdor!! The Board Game — One of the item cards is "Two Gross Beans".
• @StrongBadActual tweet (13 Jul 2019) — Strong Bad eagerly guesses that an unopened package contains cooked beans and rice.
• Halloween Hijinks — Large Bean is featured as the "mysterious" monster The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries tangle with.
• @StrongBadActual tweet (28 Jan 2021) — A burrito version of Homestar bequeaths his rice and beans to Marzipan.

See Also

• Corn
• Peas
• Potatoes