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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:FoodRelatedLove.png" title='"How he still managed to get chicks without squealy vocals or guitars is beyond me."'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="180" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/1b/FoodRelatedLove.png/180px-FoodRelatedLove.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:FoodRelatedLove.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"How he still managed to get chicks without squealy vocals or guitars is beyond me."</div></div></div> | |||
<p><b>Food-Related Love</b> is a piano piece written by <a href="/index.php?title=Pom_Pom" title="Pom Pom">Pom Pom</a>. In <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a> tried to improvise lyrics (with <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>'s help) while auditioning to sing in Pom Pom's band. | |||
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<a id="Lyrics" name="Lyrics"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Lyrics </span></h2> | |||
<p><b>POM POM:</b> <i>{Bubbles}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{Singing}</i> Girl, we got a food-related love.<br/> | |||
And it makes me wanna sing!<br/> | |||
It's a hot 'n' tangy feeling,<br/> | |||
kinda like a...<br/> | |||
</p><p>like a buffalo wing! | |||
</p><p>Bleu cheese or ranch? | |||
</p><p>We can dine in,<br/> | |||
or we can take it to go.<br/> | |||
Our food-related love makes me all tipsy,<br/> | |||
kinda queasy, like a...<br/> | |||
</p><p>like a pint of merlot! | |||
</p><p>I used to think it was mer-lot,<br/> | |||
until you told me it's not. <br/> | |||
</p><p>And when we food-related kiss,<br/> | |||
it never food-related fails.<br/> | |||
Our lips are slimy,<br/> | |||
juicy, like a...<br/> | |||
</p><p>like these hot buttered snails! (Sooo nasty.) | |||
</p> | |||
<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:SBCG4AP-BotB-Club_Techno.png" title='"We can dine in, or we can take it to go..."'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="113" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/fc/SBCG4AP-BotB-Club_Techno.png/180px-SBCG4AP-BotB-Club_Techno.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:SBCG4AP-BotB-Club_Techno.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"We can dine in, or we can take it to go..."</div></div></div> | |||
<p>They're so gross, and buttery,<br/> | |||
and they move so slow.<br/> | |||
They're just like me, girl.<br/> | |||
The way I move across the dance floor.<br/> | |||
</p><p>Our love is related to food,<br/> | |||
and you know that it's true.<br/> | |||
It's warm and bubbly too,<br/> | |||
just like a... umm... like a...<br/> | |||
</p><p>Hang on, girl, gimme a minute... | |||
</p><p>just like a pot of fonduuuuuue! | |||
</p><p><b>BASS SINGER:</b> Yeah. | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{Falsetto}</i> Just like a pot of fondue! | |||
</p><p><b>BASS SINGER:</b> Pot. | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{Normal voice}</i> Ohhh, fondue is related to food. | |||
</p><p><b>BASS SINGER:</b> That's true. | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> In fact, I think it might be a food.<br/> | |||
Ohhh, fondue.<br/> | |||
It's so warm and it's gooey.<br/> | |||
<i>{Speaks}</i> Fonduey. So truey. | |||
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<th colspan="2" style="background-color:#564C99;text-align:center;"> <i><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People" title="Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People"><span style="color:white;">Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People</span></a></i> | |||
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<td colspan="2" style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"> Produced by <a href="/index.php?title=Telltale_Games" title="Telltale Games">Telltale Games</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Videlectrix" title="Videlectrix">Videlectrix</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"> <b>Promotional Media</b> </td><td> | |||
<p><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Gameways" title="Strong Bad Gameways">Strong Bad Gameways</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Advertisement" title="SBCG4AP Advertisement">Advertisement</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Gameplay_Trailer" title="SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer">Gameplay Trailer</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Tech_Demo" title="SBCG4AP Tech Demo">Tech Demo</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Dev_Blog" title="SBCG4AP Dev Blog">Dev Blog</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Workin%27_on_the_Game" title="Workin' on the Game">Workin' on the Game</a>,<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad" title="Behind The Bad">Behind The Bad</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_1:_The_New_Hire" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire">1</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_2:_The_Heist" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist">2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_3:_The_Last_Straw" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw">3</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Make_a_Scene_with_Telltale:_Strong_Bad_Edition" title="Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition">Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Collector%27s_DVD" title="SBCG4AP Collector's DVD">Collector's DVD</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Category:SBCG4AP_Interviews" title="Category:SBCG4AP Interviews">Interviews</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"> <b>All Episodes</b> </td><td> | |||
<p><a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Tutorial" title="SBCG4AP Tutorial">Tutorial</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP_Intros" title="SBCG4AP Intros">WiiWare Intros</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 1:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a></b> </td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Walkthrough" title="Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Snake_Boxer_5" title="Snake Boxer 5">Snake Boxer 5</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Teen_Girl_Squad" title="Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad">Teen Girl Squad</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28House_of_Strong%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)">House of Strong</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28Marzipan%27s%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)">Marzipan's</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28K.o.T._Castle%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (K.o.T. Castle)">K.o.T. Castle</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28The_Track%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)">The Track</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_%28The_Field%29" title="Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)">The Field</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_at_the_Track" title="Homestar at the Track">Homestar at the Track</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Around_the_Field" title="Around the Field">Around the Field</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_1:_The_New_Hire" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire">Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Songs:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Handle_My_Style" title="Handle My Style">Handle My Style</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Translucent_Dessert_Related_Substance" title="Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance">Fluffy Puff Jela-ton</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Showdown" title="Showdown">Showdown</a><br/> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 2:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a></b></td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Walkthrough" title="Strong Badia the Free Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Math_Kickers" title="Math Kickers">Math Kickers</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Cave_Girl_Squad" title="Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad">Cave Girl Squad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Maps_and_Minions" title="Maps and Minions">Maps and Minions</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Various:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Countries_in_Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Countries in Strong Badia the Free">Countries</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homsartifacts" title="Homsartifacts">Homsartifacts</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Bleak_House%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)">Bleak House</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28The_Field%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)">The Field</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Homsar_Reservation%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)">Homsar Reservation</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Pompomerania%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)">Pompomerania</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Country%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)">Country</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28Marzistar%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)">Marzistar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Responses_%28The_Castle%29" title="Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)">The Castle</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Gameplay_Trailer" title="Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer">Gameplay Trailer</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Songs:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Justice_Combo_Meal" title="Justice Combo Meal">Justice Combo Meal</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 3:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a></b></td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Walkthrough" title="Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Limozeen%27s_Hot_Babelien_Odyssey" title="Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey">Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Teen_Girl_Squad_Meets_Limozeen" title="Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen">Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Various:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Bands_in_Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Bands in Baddest of the Bands">Bands</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28House_of_Strong%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)">House of Strong</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28The_Field%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)">The Field</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28Marzipan%27s%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)">Marzipan's</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28Club_Technochocolate%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)">Club Technochocolate</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28The_Track%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Track)">The Track</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Responses_%28Battle_of_the_Bands_stages%29" title="Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)">Battle of the Bands stages</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Gameplay_Trailer" title="Baddest of the Bands Gameplay Trailer">Gameplay Trailer</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_2:_The_Heist" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist">Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Promo" title="Baddest of the Bands Promo">Promo</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddestofthebands.com" title="Baddestofthebands.com">baddestofthebands.com</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Songs:</b></i> <strong class="selflink">Food-Related Love</strong>, <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Cool_Tapes_songs" title="Cool Tapes songs">Cool Tapes songs</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Songs_from_Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Songs from Baddest of the Bands">Other songs</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 4:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective">Dangeresque 3:<br/>The Criminal Projective</a></b></td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Walkthrough" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Space_Circus_Catastrophe" title="Space Circus Catastrophe">Space Circus Catastrophe</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Smoky_Office%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)">Smoky Office</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Brainblow_City%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)">Brainblow City</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Strongborneo%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)">Strongborneo</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Secret_Lab%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)">Secret Lab</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Catacombs%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)">Catacombs</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Old_Club%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)">Old Club</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28Cutesy%27s_House%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)">Cutesy's House</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28World_Locations%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)">World Locations</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective_Responses_%28The_Sun%29" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)">The Sun</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque:_Puppet_Squad" title="Dangeresque: Puppet Squad">Dangeresque: Puppet Squad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3_Gameplay_Clips" title="Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips">Gameplay Clips</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3_Mini-Site" title="Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site">Mini-Site</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Songs:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Today_is_Alright_4_2Nite" title="Today is Alright 4 2Nite">Today is Alright 4 2Nite</a> | |||
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<td style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;"><b>Episode 5:<br/><a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough" title="8-Bit is Enough">8-Bit is Enough</a></b></td><td> | |||
<p><i><b>Gameplay:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Walkthrough" title="8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough">Walkthrough</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gel-Arshie%27s_Pro_Fruitboarder" title="Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder">Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Redcoat_Ghost_Patrol" title="Redcoat Ghost Patrol">Redcoat Ghost Patrol</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor%27s_3D-Ungeon" title="Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon">Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Various:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Character_Variations" title="8-Bit is Enough Character Variations">Character Variations</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Spirits_of_%2776" title="Spirits of '76">Spirits of '76</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Halfathlon" title="Halfathlon">Halfathlon</a><br/> | |||
<i><b><a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses">Responses</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28House_of_Strong%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)">House of Strong</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28The_Field%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)">The Field</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Crates%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)">Crates</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Videlectrix_Mainframe%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)">Videlectrix Mainframe</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Halfathlon%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)">Halfathlon</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Gel-Arshie%27s_Backstage%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)">Gel-Arshie's Backstage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Stinkoman_20X6%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)">Stinkoman 20X6</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough_Responses_%28Peasantry%29" title="8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)">Peasantry</a><br/> | |||
<i><b>Promotional Media:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Behind_The_Bad_Chapter_3:_The_Last_Straw" title="Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw">Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw</a> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
Food-Related Love is a piano piece written by Pom Pom. In Baddest of the Bands, Homestar Runner tried to improvise lyrics (with Strong Bad's help) while auditioning to sing in Pom Pom's band.
Lyrics
POM POM: {Bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Singing} Girl, we got a food-related love.
And it makes me wanna sing!
It's a hot 'n' tangy feeling,
kinda like a...
like a buffalo wing!
Bleu cheese or ranch?
We can dine in,
or we can take it to go.
Our food-related love makes me all tipsy,
kinda queasy, like a...
like a pint of merlot!
I used to think it was mer-lot,
until you told me it's not.
And when we food-related kiss,
it never food-related fails.
Our lips are slimy,
juicy, like a...
like these hot buttered snails! (Sooo nasty.)
They're so gross, and buttery,
and they move so slow.
They're just like me, girl.
The way I move across the dance floor.
Our love is related to food,
and you know that it's true.
It's warm and bubbly too,
just like a... umm... like a...
Hang on, girl, gimme a minute...
just like a pot of fonduuuuuue!
BASS SINGER: Yeah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Falsetto} Just like a pot of fondue!
BASS SINGER: Pot.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Normal voice} Ohhh, fondue is related to food.
BASS SINGER: That's true.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: In fact, I think it might be a food.
Ohhh, fondue.
It's so warm and it's gooey.
{Speaks} Fonduey. So truey.